第4章 绝对是戏精

fengjiuxiaozhishisaxiayidiechaopiao,touyebuhuidelikai。

wanquanmeizhuyidaopangbian,yankuangfanhongdeyunqingqing。

gangcai,taqiahaokandaolepingmu,heshipinlideneigexiaojiahuosimuxiangdui。

原来他叫封暮啊。

shipinzhongdedabao,kanshangquhenshijiankang,zhibuguozheixingzihuobaolexie。

buguo,zaitakanlai,henshikeaini。

yunqingqingdeyanmouzhongmanshixinweidexiaoyi。

zhibuguofengjiuxiaozoudecongmang,shipinzhongdexiaojiahuojianjiandibiandemohu。

tadelianshangjianjiandeluchulenongnongdeshiwang。

neishitadedabaoa,shitashiyuehuaitaishengxiadehaizi,yeshibibudeyibeidiuxiadehaizi。

yebuzhidaotahuibuhuizeguaiziji?

“shuaishushuzhuangdaomamile!”

“tashihuaishushu!youqianjiulebuqima?tangbaonizaizheilipeizhemami,woquzhaotalilun。”

yunqingqinglikejianglianggebaobaolouzaihuaili:“mamimeishi,womenzouba。”

fengjiuxiaozouchuqujibucaifaxianshipinmeiyouguadiao,xiaomowangzhengduizhejingtoudaochuzhangwang,sihuzaixunshenmeren。

guadiaoshipinhou,bianjiyunmengroufaletiaoweixin。

“baoqian,jiazhongyoujishi,gaitianzaiyue。”

yunmengroushoudaoxinxishi,xinqingjiqizaogao。

zailuocheng,meicitagenfengjiuxiaozaiyiqi,neigexiaojianzhongzongshixiangjinqianfangbaijidegaopohuai。

tashenzhilianzaifengzhailiusudejihuidoumeiyou。

suoyitayidatingdaofengjiuxiaoquguowaitanshengyi,likefeiguoqu,yangzhuangchuyifuouyudeyangzi。

kefengjiuxiaomangyuyingchou,genbenmeijitajinshendejihui。

fanchengshi,talianlianxiangfengjiuxiaobaoyuan。

tahaoburongyidayingle,jinwanhuipeizheta,meixiangdaoyoubeixiaomowangjiaohunle。

“yunqingqing,niguoranshitianshengkewo!”

zongyouyitiantahuinongsineigexiaojianzhong!

talazhexinglixiangzhengyaolikaishi,huranbeiyigexiaojiahuocaidaolejiaojian。

benjiuyouyikouhuoqiduzaixiongkou,rujinyoujianzhuangtadexiaojiahuozhengshigangcaineigesuntadenvhai,dunshihuomaosanzhang。

“meijiaoyangdedongxi,nizhibuzhidaowozheishuangxieyouduogui,beinicaiyixia,wohaizenmechuan?”

yuntangxiaozuochuyifubeihedaodebiaoqing:“nainai,nihaoxiongwo。”

“……”

gangcaihaijiaotaayi,yihuierdegongfujiubatashengjiweinainaibeile?

tashizaisuntazhangdeyoulaoyouchouma?

yunmengroumengranjiuzhuleyuntangxiaodeyiling,ehenhendao:

“youniangshengmeidiejiaodexiao**,jiranniniangmeijiaonizenmeshuohua,wojintianjiuhaohaojinishangyike!”

tahaimeizenmedongshou,yuntangxiaodeyanleiyijingsusuluoxia,zhanshengdao:

“yima,nihaisilewomami,qianglewodiedihaibugouma?weishenmelianwodoubukenfangguo?”

云梦柔一脸懵逼。

姨妈?

她认识这小屁孩?

suiranxiaopihaizhangleyizhangkusiyunqingqingdelian,dantaduanding,yunqingqingzaojiusile,fouzezenmewunianledoumeixiaoxi。

yigesirenzenmekenengzaishenggenver?

zhinengshuotadianerbei,danfangenyunqingqingyouguandedongxidoulingtadaomei。

云糖小抽泣着。

xiaonvhaibenjiushengde**keai,rujinyiku,zhongrendexindouyaohuale。

weiguandequnzhongyeyuejuyueduo,tamenfenfenduiyunmengrouzhizhidiandian。

“zheinvrenshisanera,nanguaishengleyifuhumeizixiang。”

“haoedua,haisizijidemeimei,qianglemeimeidenanrenbushuo,jingranhaiduizijidezhinvxiadequzhongshou,yebupazaotianqiana。”

yunmengroulikesongkaiyuntangxiao,zhezhuzijidelian,xiangyaocongconglikai,quebeitabaozheledatui。

zhijianyuntangxiaoshenchupanghuhudexiaoshoubangtacazhegaogenxieshangdehuichen,chouchouyeye。

“yima,woyihouzaiyebuganle,buyaodawo,yebuyaoguanwojinxiaoheiwu,haobuhao?”

“tiana,xiaonvhaizhishicailetayijiao,tajiuduitazheimeedu?”

“jianzhishinvetonga,kuaidianbaojing,zhibuzhunhuiquzhihou,tayaozenmenvedaitani。”

yunmengrouqijibaihuaidao:“wogenbenjiuburenshita!”

yuntangxiaoxiangshibeishoudaji,yaoyaohuanghuangdehoutuijibu,taiqimanshileishuidemouzikanzheta:

“yima?nibuyaoburenwo,yihoubaobaomeitianguaiguaidebangnizuofan,dasaoweisheng,haobuhao?”

zhongrenfenfenzhize:“zhenbuyaoliana,zijiyoushouyoujiaode,jingranfenfuyigexiaohaizizuozheixieshiqing。”

“takanzheyetingguangxianlianglide,zenmezuozheizhongdaodebaihuaideshiqing?”

yuntangxiaojiezhecayanleidedongzuo,chaozheyunmengroutuletushetou。

戏精!绝对是戏精!

tashenmedoumeizuoni,zheixiaohaiyijingjiangtaxianyubuyidejingdi。

pianpianweiguanqunzhongrendingletajiushizheizhongnvren。

tazenmeyejieshibuqingle,faneryouzhongyuemiaoyueheideganjue。

talikecongbaobaolitaochumojingzhezhuzijidebanzhanglian。

jianglaitakeshiyaozuofengtaitaideren,ziranbuyunxuzijishenshangyourenhewudian。

yuntangxiaoxinliyizhendeyi。

qie,nandaobuzhidaotazaiguowaikeshitongxingjiedeaoliaoyinghou?

cishiyunqingqingzhengjiaozhuodexunzhaozheyuntangxiaodeshenying。

datinglirenchaoyongdong,xiaojiahuoyoupaodetaikuai,buxiangyunyouyiyang,anjingdedaizaitadeshenbian。

tasihucongrenqunzhongtingdaoleyuntangxiaodekusheng,likebaxinglijiaojiyunyou:

“youbao,nizaizheilidengyihuier。”

talikechongjinrenqun,guorankandaoyuntangxiaozhengzhuaizheyigenvrendeyifumoyanlei。

talikejinzhangdao:“xiaoxiao,nalishoushangle?”

yuntangxiaolikechongdaotademianqian,baozhuleta:“jiejie,yimayoudawole。”

姐姐?

姨妈?

yunqingqingdechunjiaochoulechou。

dangtakandaoxiaojiahuobutingdechaotazhayanshi,likemingbaileyiqie。

zheixiaojiahuopashixijingshangshenle。

“咳咳,那个……”

dangtataiqiyanmoukanqingneigenvrendelianshi,shunjianshengyinyouleng:“yunmengrou!”

tajiusuanhuachenghuiyerenshita,genghekuangzhishidaileyigemojing。

yunmengrouliansecangbai,tadengdayanzhuzidingzheyunqingqing:

“yunqingqing,ni……nibushiyijingsile!”

tajingranhuoshengshengdezhanzaizijidemianqian,erqielianshangdeshangbayijinghuifuruchu。

neijingzhidemeiyan,biwunianqiangengduoleyisiwumei。

jidushunjianpamanyunmengroudelianjia,lingtamanmuzhengning。