情绪兑换系统,我在四合院搞事第18章

yagangchangxiabandeqidishengladeyouzhangyouxiang,xuangaozheyitianlaozuodejieshu。gongrenmenrutongkaizhadechaoshuiyongchuchejian。

diershitanghouchu,qifenyudiyishitangjieranbutong。liuzhurenshigewushiduosui、mianxiangheshandelaoshifu,zuofengzhengpai,duishouxiayekuanhou。

liguoqingxiawuzaizheilibangchu,suiranyeshixicaiqiedundezahuo,danzhishaoshizhengchanggongzuoliang,meirenkeyidiaonan,shenzhihaiyougelaobangchuzhidianletajijushitangdeguiju。zheirangliguoqingjinbengleyitiandeshenjingshaoshaofangsong。

raner,pingjingzhishizanshide。dangliguoqingshoushiwandongxi,zhunbeilikaidiershitangshi,yigediyishitangdebanggongqiaoqiaoliuleguolai,lianshangdaizheyisixingzailehuoheweiju:“li…lige,he…hebanzhangxiawumeikanjiannihuiqubanmei,lianheidegenguodiside!houlaitingshuonidiaoershitangle,qidebagangxihaodebanpentudoudouchuaifanle!ta…tafanghuashuo…shuoxiabanhuisiheyuanzhaonisuanzhang…”【qingxuzhi+15(xiaobanggong:gaomi/weijushazhu)】

liguoqingjiaobuyidun,yanshenshunjianlenglexialai。guoran,shazhuzheitoumanniu,zaichanglichilebie,jiuxiangzhezaiyuanlizhaohuichangzi!tadiandiantou,duineixiaobanggongdao:“zhidaole,xiexie。”

zouchuchangmen,hanfengpumian。liguoqingjinlejinmianaolingkou,yanshenruilirudao。shazhuxiangda?neijiuda!zhenghao,baitianzaidiyishitangjizandeneiguxiehuo,haimeichusani!zongshijigedoushudailaidelilianghejiqiaozaixueyezhongyinyinfeiteng。

huidaonanluoguxiang95haoyuan,tianseyijinhuanghun。zhongyuanshazhujiali,yizhonghaizhenglazheshazhudishengshuozheshenme,kandaoliguoqingjingguo,yizhonghaiyanshenshanshuo,buzhisuanjishenme。shazhuyishuangniuyansisidengzheliguoqing,limianranshaozheyayibuzhudenuhuohebiequ!

liguoqingmubuxieshiwushileliangren,jingzhizouxianghouyuanzijidexiaowu。tanachuyaochikaimen,gangbamendakaizhijiebamenguanshang,zhunbeiquchufangzuofan。

ershazhujiantaruci,buguyizhonghaijiayiquanyi,zhijienuchongchongdechongdaohouyuanliguoqingjiawenkou。

“砰!!!”

yishengjuxiang!yizhichuanzhehoumianxiededajiaohenhenchuaizaimenbanshang!mumenbeijulizhuangkai,zhongzhongzazaiqiangshang,zhendewudingsusuluohui!

shazhurutongyitoufakuangdegongniu,duzaimenkou,gaodadeshenyingdaizheqiangliedeyapogan,zhizheliguoqingdebizipokoudama:

“liguoqing!nigexiaotuzaizi!jilaozigunchulai!**nengnaia?ganpaodaobaoweikegaolaoziheizhuang?haigancuanduolifuchangzhangbalaoziderendiaozou?!nisuangeshenmedongxi?!zailaozishitang,shilongnidepanzhe,shihunidewozhe!gangenlaoziliaojuezi?jintianbubanishidachulai,laozigennixing!”

tatuomoxingzihengfei,shengyinzhendehouyuanwengwengzuoxiang,zhongyuanqianyuandoutingdeqingqingchuchu!xianranshiyaodangzhequanyuanrendemian,henhenshoushiliguoqing,wanhuitashiqudeyanmian!

【qingxuzhi+50(shazhu:kuangnu/biequ/zhaohuichangzi)】

【qingxuzhi+30(yizhonghai:danyou/xiangzuzhiyouqidaishazhujiaoxunliguoqing)】

【qingxuzhi+25(jiazhangshi:bachuangkanxi/xingfen/zuzhou)】

【qingxuzhi+20(qinhuairu:danyou/pashinaoda/yisiyinmiqidai)】

【qitazhuhu:zhenjing/kanxi/weiju+40】

liguoqingzhanzaimennei,kanzhebeichuaikaidemenban,zaikankanyanqianxiaozhangbahu、manzuipenfendeshazhu,baitianzaidiyishitangxuebuwandetudou、shuabujindeganshuitong、beibizhexue“doushao”dequru、shazhuneizhangdeyiyoukebodelian…suoyoudeweiquhenuhuorutongbeidianrande**tong,hongranbaofa!

“shazhu!gunchuqu”liguoqingdeshengyinrutongjiuyouhanbing,shunjiangaiguoleshazhudepaoxiao。

“gunnima”shazhunuduidao。

“hao,hao,hao,jilianbuyaolian。laozijintianxinzhangjiuzhang,jintianyiqisuan!jintianlaozibubani**dachuxianglai,laozibuxingli”liguoqingyanshenbingleng,quanshenjiroushunjianbengjin,zongshijigedoushudezhandoubennengquanmianjihuo!yigujingliguoshengsiboshadelingliqishizhouranbaofa,jingrangkuangnuzhongdeshazhuxintoumomingyihan!

“suannima!”shazhubeiliguoqingdeqishijidegengjiabaonu,kuanghouyisheng,shaguodadequantoudaizhefengsheng,haowuzhangfadanshidalichendichaoliguoqingmianmenzalai!tayaoyiquanbazheixiaoziganpaxia!

jiuzaiquantoujijiangjitideshunjian,liguoqingdongle!

tashentirutongguimeibanxiangcemianyishan,qingsongbikaishazhudezhiquan。tongshi,zuoshourutongdushechudong,jingzhundidiaozhuleshazhudeshouwanmaimen!zongshijiqinnashunjianfadong!

shazhuzhijuedeshouwanyizhenjutongsuanma,zhengtiaogeboshunjianshibushangliqi!taxinzhongdahai,haimeilaidejifanying,liguoqingdeyoujiaoyijingshandianbangouzailetazhichengjiaodehoujiaogen!

“噗通!”

yishengchenzhongdemenxiang!zaisuoyourenjingedemuguangzhong,rengaomada、haochengsiheyuanzhanshendeshazhu,jingranbeiliguoqingyigeganjingliluodeguojianshuai,jiejieshishidizazailebinglengjianyingdedimianshang!shuailegeqihunbasu,yanmaojinxing!

“ao——!”shazhufachuyishengtonghuhenanyizhixindenuhou!tazhengzhazhepaqilai。

dahandao:“liguoqing,ni**wanyinde。”ranhouzhijiemanniubanchongguolai

danliguoqingqihuijitajihui?tayibushangqian,zhijieyijiaochuaidaoshazhuduzishang(kongzhilelidao,danzuyirangtashunjianshiqudabufenfankangnengli),youshousisikouzhetademaimen,zuoshouzezuoyoukaigongshanzheshazhudelian!biandabianshuo“jiuzheidianbenshi?”liguoqingkanzhedishanglangbeizhengzhadeshazhu,shengyinbinglengzhongdaizheyisibuxie,“yeganchuaiwodemen?yeganzaiwomianqianjiaoxiao?!”

“fangkaiwo!sunzi!youzhongfangkailaozidantiao!”shazhupinmingniudong,queganjueyaoyanjutong,hunshenshibushangjing,zhinengwunengkuangnudisihou,lianbiedetonghong,quruganbaopeng!【qingxuzhi+100(shazhu:jizhibiequ/jutong/nanyizhixin/kuangnu)】

“zhushou!liguoqing!kuaifangkaizhuzi!”yizhonghaizhongyuchongleguolai,yilian“jiaoji”he“fennu”,zhizheliguoqinglishenghechi,“wufawutian!jianzhishiwufawutian!nizenmegandaren?!kuaifangkai!buranwobaojingle!”tashanglaijiushilapianjia,zhizibutishazhuchuaimentiaoxinzaixian。

liguoqingmengditaitou,binglengdeyanshenrutonglijiancixiangyizhonghai:“baojing?haoa!yizhonghai,nibao!xianzaijiubao!”

tashoushanglidaobujian,sisiyazhezhengzhadeshazhu,shengyinqingxidichuanbianhouyuan:

“dajiadoukanqingchule!heyuzhu,wuguchuaihuaiwojiamenban,qiangxingchuangru!zheishisichuangminzhai,huihuaitarencaiwu!”

“woyaoqiutalikai,tafeidanbuzou,fanerduiwohuiquanxiangxiang!woshibeipoziweifanji!”

“yizhonghai,nizuoweimujizhe,feidanbuzhizhiheyuzhudeweifaxingwei,fanerzaiwozhengdangfangweishi,wuxianwodaren?haiyaobaojing?”

“xing!neijiurangpaichusuodetongzhilai!kankanshisheixiandongdeshou!kankanshisheisichuangminzhai!kankanniyizhonghaishiruhediandaoheibai、lapianjia、baobiweifafenzide!zhenghao,yegenjiedaobanwangzhurenhuibaoyixia,kankannizhei‘liuzhichakan’、xiejiantaode‘qianyidaye’,shizenme‘zhuchigongdao’de!”

“sichuangminzhai”、“huihuaicaiwu”、“zhengdangfangwei”、“diandaoheibai”、“liuzhichakan”…liguoqingmeishuoyigeci,douxiangyijizhongchuizazaiyizhonghaidexinshang!youqishitidaowangzhurenhepaichusuo,yizhonghaidelianseshunjianbiandecanbai!tasihaobuhuaiyiliguoqingzhenganbaojing,erqieshazhuchuaimenshishishi,talapianjiayeshishishi!wangxiuyingzhengchouzhaobudaojihuichediluleta!shazhuyaoshizaiyinweisichuangminzhaihedajiabeizhuajinqu,neitazheiyanglaodajijiuchediwanle!

judadekongjushunjianyadaolesuoyoudesuanjihefennu!yizhonghaihuangle!talianmanghuanshangyifu“heshilao”dezuilian,shengyindouruanlexialai:“guoqing!guoqing!youhuahaoshuo!biechongdong!doushilinlilinjude,naodaopaichusuoduonankan!zhuzita…tajiushipiqiji!nikanmen…menhuaile,womenpei!womenpeiqian!nixianbazhuzifangkai,zanmenhaohaoshangliang!”

shazhubeianzaidishang,tingzheyizhonghaifuruandehua,qidefeidouyaozhale!【qingxuzhi+50(shazhu:biequ/duiyizhonghairuanruodebuman)】danyaoyanjutong,genbenshuobuchuhua。

liguoqingkanzheyizhonghaifuzuilian,xinzhonglengxiao。tashoushanglidaoshaosong,danyijiuyazhizheshazhu,lenglengdao:“peiqian?xinga!wozheimenshixinhuande,beiheyuzhuyijiaochuailielemenzhou,menbanyekehuaileqi。woyebuduoyao,peishiwukuaiqian!xianzai!like!naqian!fouze,wozheijiuqujiaodaokoupaichusuobaojing!shunbianjijiedaobanwangyiyefanyingyixiayuanliqingkuang!”

shiwukuai!shazhuxiaobangeyuegongzile!

yizhonghaizuijiaochouchu,xintengdeyaoming,dankanzheliguoqingneibinglengdeyanshenhezuoshiyuzoudedongzuo,tabuganyouyu!

yizhonghaizhezhebeiliguoqingyazaidishangdeshazhu,ganjinduiliguoqingshuo:“guoqing,nixianfangkaizhuzi!rangzhuzinaqianjini!”liguoqingshunshifangkaishazhu。

shazhuzhanqilai,biequdexiangtuxue!danxingshibirenqiang,lianhaitengzheni!taduoduosuosuodicongmianaoneidoulimochuyigejiuqianjia,limianshitazhunbeijiheyushuimaidianxindeqian。tawubiqurudishuchushiwukuaiqian,beiyizhonghaiyibaqiangguo,peizhexiaoliandidaoliguoqingmianqian。

“guoqing,nikan…qianzaizhei…wuhui,doushiwuhui!zhuzitaheduolefanhun!nidarenyoudaliang…”

liguoqingyibazhuaguoqian,kandoumeikansaijinkoudai,zheicaisongkaiduishazhudeqianzhi,lenglengdao:“gun!zaiganchuaiwodemen,wodaduannidetui!”

shazhulangbeibukandicongdishangpaqilai,wuzhejutongdehouyao,yuanduwubididengleliguoqingyiyan,youbiequdikanleyiyanyizhonghai,yiqueyiguaidi、huiliuliudichonghuilezhongyuanzijijia,“peng”diyishengshuaishanglemen!jintianzheilian,diudaolaolaojiale!

yizhonghaikanzheshazhudebeiying,zaikankanliguoqingneibinglengdemuguang,ganjuelaolian**ladeteng。tazhanglezhangzui,xiangzaishuodianshenmewanhuidianyanmian,queyigeziyetubuchulai,zhinenghuiliuliudizhuanshenlikai。

houyuanzaicihuifupingjing,zhishengxianeishanbeichuailielemenzhou、zhiyazuoxiangdemumen,sushuozhegangcaidejiliechongtu。

liguoqingguanshangmen(mianqiangguanshang),chahaomenshuan。takaozaimenhou,tingzhexitongjiemianyinzheichangchongtuerzaicifengkuangyongru、tupoxingaodeqingxuzhitishiyin,ganshouzheshouzhangzhongneishiwukuaiqiandezhigan,zuijiaohuanhuangouqiyimobinglengerchangkuaidehudu。

shazhudemanli?yizhonghaidesuanji?

zaijueduideshiliheqingxideluojimianqian,bukanyiji!

tazoudaolubian,kaishizhunbeiwanfan。jintian,zhidehaohaokaolaoyixiaziji。kongjianlixinxiandeshucai,xitongshangchengduihuandelarou…henkuai,gengyourendexiangqijiangzaicimimanhouyuan。

erzhongyuan,shazhudewulichuanlaiyayide、rutongshoushangyeshoubandepaoxiaohezadongxideshengyin。yijia,yizhonghailiansetieqingchouzheyan,yanshenyinhendekanzhehouyuansuanjizhejime。erjiajia,jiazhangshiyiyouweijindizazazui,pansuanzhezenmeliyongshazhudebiequheyizhonghaideshisuan…qinhuairuzemomotanlekouqi,yanshenfuza。

siheyuandeye,zaigengshendeyuanhenhesuanjizhong,huanhuanjianglin。

【qingxuzhijiesuan:shazhu(jizhibiequ/jutong/quru/yuanhen)+180,yizhonghai(jihuapochan/diulian/kongju/xintengqian)+120,jiazhangshi(kanxishuangle/suanji)+30,qinhuairu(danyou/fuza)+25,qitazhuhu(zhenjing/jidan/kanxi)yue+70…zongjizaipoxingao!】