第5章
zongzhi，guanzhudiandouzaibiedeshiqingshenshangle，meishide**fangfachuleshaoshurenhaijide，dabufenrengenbenbuzaiyi，yizhiyuhoumianneibufenrendouzhujianyiwangle。
erqiejiusuanxianzaiyouqianrendemeishiyebuguoshizhuanmenhuanyangdeshouhezhongzhideshucai，rouzhinen，shaoshaonongshujiunengrukoudeneizhong。genbenmeiyoudiqiumeishideneizhongziwei。
jiranxingjishiyipianmeishihuangmo——
xinfeiningkandaohoutaideguaguabi，laijingle！limadakailezhibo。
xianglaishizhuroubaicaidunfentiaodeyuangu，jintiantayizhibojiuyouyidapiguanzhongyongruzhibojian，renshuyixiajiudadaolejiwanren。
xinfeiningshaoshaochileyijing，“wa，neimeduorena。”
【buduobuduo，zhuboshenmeshihoukaishizuocaia？zheimeduorendengzheni！】
【zhubobieguanduobuduole，ganjinzuocai，haiziele！】
danmuyipianquanshiqiuxinfeiningzuocaide，xinfeiningfaxianzheixiewangyoutingyougengde，jiashangchuanyueqianzaimoshishenghuolehenjiu，rucifengfudewangluoshenghuohuangruogeshi，raoyouxingqudishualehuierdanmu。
【zhubo，ee，caicai，jinzui！】
【zhubozaizuoyicizhuroubaicaidunfentiaoba，rangwowengeweiyehaoa。】
xinfeininghuanglehuangshouzhi，“xianzaicaizaoshang，zaocannanengchizheimezhongkoude，jintianzaoshangjiusuibianzhudianmianchi。”
【shenme？mian！zhubonizheiyangzhuanbudaodashangde，zhuboguai，nizaizuoyiguozhuroubaicaidunfentiao，jiemenjinisongliwu。】
【ngngng......ruguoshizhuroubaicaidunmiantiaodehuawohainengjieshou，danshinizhumiantiaodehua，suanle，wohaishizhongwuzailaiba。】
【tongshang，zhongwufandianzailai，xianxiale，baibai。】
xinfeiningwanliudao：“aiaiai，biezoua，zheikeshiwoxinyanfadeshipu，jueduihaochi，bukanjiuxuekui！”
guoran，bushaowangyoufawen，xinfeiningshunzhehuawangxiashuo：“jintianzaoshangyaozuodeshijidanmian。xianqiandezhuroubaicaidunfentiaoshihaochi，danshitaguia！youshizhurouyoushibaicaide，xianzaizheikuanjidanmiankeshipingminmeishi，mianhejidandoushimaideqideshicai，xuehuilebaonichilehaixiangchi！”
【buyao，wobuqueqian，chuguide！】
【loushanghaoshuang，danwoqiong，zhubo，jidanmian！jidanmian！jidanmian！wodengpinkurenshiyexiangchiyicanhaode，yaoshizhubozhudejidanmianzhendehaochineiwojiunengchishangle！】
【鸡蛋面+1】
【鸡蛋面+999】
zongsuanwenzhulezheixieren，xinfeininglaidaolejiwo，hewangyoujieshaozijiadelaomuji，
“zheijizhijishiwomenjiadebaobei，quanjiajiuzhizhetamenxiadanle。”shuowan，tayijingzoujinlejiwo，wucaidagongjijiantayaotaotalaopomendewo，nufachongguan，chongzhexinfeininglianfeidaiben。
“aiaiai！！！fenglefengle，niyoubinga！gun——gunkaigunkai！！！”
“滚呐——”
“biezhuile，zaizhuiwoduinibukeqi！”
“jinggaodehuawozaishuoyibian，nizaibutingshouwozhendeduinibukeqile！”
xinfeiningbeitazhuidemanjishepao，zhibojiandeshijiaoyesuizhexinfeiningdeshijiaoyizhendianbo，guanzhongzhinenghexinfeiningyiqikandaoluanhuangdedimian。
wucaidagongjisihaobuweiju，yijiuqishichongchongzhuizhexinfeiningpao。jianlidehuichongzhexinfeiningdefangxiangqiongzhuibushe。
“你逼我的。”
xinfeiningzhuanshen，wucaidagongjidunledun，xiayimiao，dagongjibeimaocaokunchengyituan，rengzaijiaoluo。
xinfeiningpailepaishou，fanlegebaiyan，zaitayanpizidixiajinlejiwo，congjishelitaochulesigejidan，xiaozhangdicongdagongjimianqianzouguo。
dagongjihanleinushi，jiangtoushenshenzhajinletuli。
【hahaha！xiaosiwole，zhubobeiyizhidagongjizhuidemanjishepao！】
【ji：**！chuangwowu，kunwoshen，ruwoxi，touwohai！jinrishoucidaru，lairibijiangbaohai！！】
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xinfeiningmeiyoujiangjikundetaiyanshi，zhiyaojishaoweizhengzhajixiajiunengzhengtuo，tadaizhejidanhuidaoleshinei，shaolehukaishuibeiyong。
“起锅烧油。”
xinfeiningkailehuojiaqileguo，daiguozhongshuizishaoganhoujiudaorushaoxuyou，dengyourehouwangqizhongjiaruleyigejidan。
zizishengqi，jidanbeireyoujiandezuoxiang，meiyihuijiupazhapengleqilai。xinfeiningjianzheiyimianjiandechabuduole，jiujijidanfanlegemian，ranglingyimianyejiandejinhuangpengsong。
zheigejidanjiandefeichangwanmei，xinfeiningyouyifapaozhilelingwaisangejidan。
cishishuiyeshaokaile，tajiangjianhaodejidanquanbufangruguoli，wangguolidaoruguntangdekaishui。kaishuidaoruguozhongdeshihoudahuohaizaishaozhe，guntangdeshuiyiruguo，tangshuishunjianbianbai。
“wenxintishi，yidingyaoyongguntangdekaishui，daozaigangjianhaodehebaodanshang，zheitanglimabiandenaibai。zheikeshitanghaobuhaohedeguanjian。”
zaishaotangdeguochengzhong，tanaleyigedawan，zaiwanzhongjiarubaitang、shengchou、cu、yan、baihujiaofendiaowei，zuihoucongbingxiangliquchuleyiwanzhuyou，waleyishaofangjinwanzhong。
【zheishishenme？zhubodangansizang？！】
【dao.jpg，kuaishuo，zheigekanqilaijiuhenmeiweideshishenmedongxi！】
xinfeininghaoxiaodao：“zheishizhuyou，yongzhufeirouaozhichengde，tangdidelinghun。”weilebureguanzhongyuanyan，taxianyibushuodao：“meiyouzhuyouyebuyaojin，keyiyongxiangyoutidai，shangchenglidouyoumaide，suiranyouxiegui，danyixiaopingkeyiyonghenjiu。”
peihaodiaoliaohou，xinfeiningjianggaotangdaoruqizhong，gaotangdaoruwanzhongdeyishun，xiangqishunjianbeijifa，pubierlai。
xingguadezhiboshichulemingdechenjinshizhibo，zhiyaozhubokaiqilechenjinmoshi，erguanzhongyoudakailechenjinmoshi，neimezhubozheibiandeqiweijiuhuibeiguanzhongwendao，haiyuanduchaogao，nengdaijiguanzhongbuyiyangdetiyan。
xinfeiningdezhibojiankailebaifenzhibaichenjin，suoyiguanzhongmendounengwanwanzhengzhengdiwendaozheigupubidexiangqi。
【tongyangshiyeti，shoulideshuimitaoyingyangyedunshimeizimeiweile。】
【zhubo，jiwoheyikou，jiuyikou！sihasiha——】
【yibashuaidiaoloushanghalazi，abaaba，zhuboguanwozuili！】
xinfeiningshouxiadongzuosihaobumahu，shaoleyiguokaishui，jiangmiantiaofangru，zhushuhoulaochu，fangruganggangdiaopeihaodegaotangzhong。
ranhouyoufanglejipiancaiyezijinqu。
直播间炸了。
【zhubojiadaisihuobujieshi！shuohaodepingminmeishini！youshizhuyouyoushicaide，nipianren！】
【zenmegeshierzenmegeshier！bushishuozhiyaojidanhemianma？zhubonizuihaojieshiyixia。】