xiulianzhidaojiangjiugexunxujianjin，yibuyigejiaoyin，yikaodanyaoduiqigurankeyikuaisutishengshili，queyehuiyinweixiuweiyuxinjingbufu，congerzishengxienian，shenzhishichanshengxinmo。
buguo，luoruhaiquebuzaihu。
“youhuanfurendebangzhu，woyouhexuzaihuxinmo？”
tadongfuneidimianshang，sanluozheyidiciping。
“咔咔！”
luoruhaisuishouzhuaqiyipingdanyao，kandoubukan，zhijiedaojinzuili，hualalagendaotangdouside。
zheinashichidanyao，jianzhishiwanming！
tawanquanwushilesuoweidexinjingxiulian，kakajixiajiangdanyaojiaosuilezhihoubiantunyanxiaqu，renpingjingchunwubideyaolizaitatineihengchongzhizhuang，xunsuzhuanhuachengzhenqi。
ganshouzhexiuweicengcengwangshangzhang，luoruhaiyilianxingfen。
“zaiguobujiu，wojiukeyitupohuashenle。”
qiqingliuyuzongmifadequeyoukequzhichu，zheikebizijikuhahadexiulianqiangduole！
ershinianqian，tafengmingzhuonaqiqingliuyuzongyaonv，jieguoni？
tahehuanfurendachengleyizhuangjiaoyi：huanfurenkeyibangtazhenyaxienian，rangtaxiulianwuyou。
代价嘛……很小。
小到可以忽略不计！
qichu，luoruhaiduizheizhuangjiaoyihaiyouxiedichu。bijingqiqingliuyuzongshirenrenhandademodaozongmen，huanfurengengshichoumingzhaozhudedamotou，zijishenweidayanzongdizi，zenmenenghemodaozuojiaoyini？
zheiyaoshichuanchuqu，zijihaizenmezaixiuxianjiehun？
keshijingguoyiduanshijiande“xiulian”，luoruhaichedilunxianle。
真香！
yiqian，zijixiulianyitian，xuyaohuafeisantianshijian，cainengchedigenchuxinzhongxienian。
yinweidanxinhuizishengxinmo，taliandanyaodoubuganchi。
riziguode，neijiaoyigebiequ！
xianzaini？peiyuandan、pojingdan、huichundan……geleilingdankuangkuangwangzuilixuan，xiuweizenmetishengdekuaizenmelai，tuchuyigesuixinsuoyu，xiuweitishengsuduchaoyuezhiqianbaibei。
luoruhaijidongdeliansechaohong：“zhenyaoganxiehuanfurena！”
tasuishouyouzhuaqiyibaguiyuandansaijinzuili。
keshi，zheicitaquebingmeiyouxiangxiangxiangzhongneiyangxunsutisheng，faneryouyigubaoliwubidexieniandouranzisheng，fengkuangchongjizhetadexinshen。
“ng？！”luoruhaimeitouyizhou，“shenmeqingkuang？”
zheituruqilaidexienian，xianxierangtazouhuorumo。
见鬼了！
nandaohuanfurensuanjileziji？
不能啊！
huanfurenhaizhiwangzijibaohutani！
luoruhaizhengyihuoshi，quejiedaolehuanfurendeqiujiuxinxi。
“救我！”
jiuliangzi，yanjianyigai，quetouzheyiguzishiwanhuojideweidao。
欢夫人出事了？
luoruhailiansedabian，lijitengkongerqi，xunzhehuanfurendezhaohuanchaozhezhenyaotaganleguoqu。gangfeidaoyiban，jiukandaoliangweishidiyecongbutongdefangxiangganleguolai。
“nimenyejiedaolehuanfurendeqiujiu？”luoruhaijimangwendao。
tamenshixiongdisanren，douyuhuanfurendijielelinghunqiyue。
zheibushishenmemimi，dajiadouxinzhiduming。
“huanfurenliuxiadexiansuozhixiangzhenyaota。”ershidishuodao，yuqiyouxieningzhong。
“nandaotabeizhenyale？”sanshidilianseyibian，shengyindouyouxiefazhan。
sanrenzhengzaitaolun，quekandaolizhangshengcongzhenyaotazhongzoulechulai。kandaolizhangshengdeshunjian，zaixiangxianghuanfurendeqiujiuxinxi，shixiongdisanrenquandouliansedabian，xinligedengyixia。
该不会是小师弟……
lizhangshenggangzouchuzhenyaota，biankandaosanweishixiongshensecongcongchongleshanglai，gensileqinniangside。
“zhangsheng，ni……niquzhenyaotaganshenme？”luoruhaixiaoxinyiyidiwendao，shengpatingdaoshenmebuhaodexiaoxi。neiyuqi，jiugenhongxiaohaiside。
这不废话吗？
woquzhenyaotahainengganshenme？
总不能是上厕所。
“wofengmingzhuonaqiqingliuyuzongyaonvhuanfuren，jingguoyifankuzhan，chenggongjiangqiqinnazhenyazailezhenyaotazhong，xianzaizhengyaoqurenwudadianjiaohairenwu。”lizhangshengrushihuida，shuodeqingmiaodanxie，fangfozhishizuoleyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi。
sanrenwenyan，liandoulvle。
“shenme？！”luoruhaishengyindoubiandiaole。
“xiaoshidi，nizenmebuhewomenshangliangshangliangni？”ershidijidezhiduojiao。
“shia，zishitida！”sanshidiyegenzhefuhe。
lizhangshengzhoumei，zongjuedesanweishixiongjintianxingshiyouxieguguai，“wochufadeshihoujiuyijinggaosunimenlea，dashixiongnihaidingzhuwoyaoxiaoxinyidian，zhuyianquanni。”
罗如海：“……”
xixiangyixia，haoxiangshiyouzheimehuishi。
dangshi，tazhengzaixiulian，mannaozidoushizenmetishengxiuwei，nayouxinsiguanlizhangshengganshenme。zhijidexiaoshidishuotalingqulezongmenrenwu，zhunbeiquzhuonahuanfuren。
dangshitayemeixiangneimeduo，zhidangshixiaoshidiyishixingqi。
zaitakanlai，xiaoshidirudaoshirishangduan，yihuanfurendeshouduan，zenmekenenghuibeixiaoshidizhuazhu？jiusuanzhendeshishoubeiqin，huanfurenyenengyongsancunbulanzhisheshuofuxiaoshidi，rangtachengweizijidehezuozhe。
kesheizhi，zheixiaozijingranzhendebahuanfurenjizhenyale！
这下可好，玩脱了！
“xianbieshuoneimeduo，xianbarenfangchulai。”luoruhaiyegubushangneimeduole，zhijieledangdeshuodao。
“fangren？tashiqiqingliuyuzongyaonv！”lizhangshengyilianbujie。
“sanweishixiongxianglaiyichumoweidaoweijiren，dashixiongningengshishizhangjiaodaowo，duifuxiemowaidaojuebunengxincishouruan，jintianzenmefanerlaiquanshuowofangchuhuanfurenneigeyaonv？”lizhangshengyuqizhongdaizheyisizhiwen。
sanweishixiongwenyan，yishiyusai。
这该怎么解释呢？
sanrenchensiliangjiu，zuizhonghaishidashixiongluoruhaizhanlechulai。
“xiaoshidi，shiqingmeinixiangdeneimejiandan。”luoruhaikaishiletadebiaoyan。
tayuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao，shitujilizhangshengshangyike，“huanfurenshiqiqingliuyuzongyaonvbujia，keshizaitadebangzhuxia，womendayanzongdizideshilitishengxunsu，womendeshiliqiangdale，ziranyejiukeyigenghaodechumoweidao，zheishicangshengzhixinga！”
luoruhaishuodekangkaijiang，fangfozijizhendeshiweiletianxiacangsheng。
“shiaxiaoshidi。”ershidiyebangqiang。
“bieshuoneimeduo，kuaidianfangrenba。”sanshidiyijingpobujidaile。
“……”lizhangshengtingdaozheihua，shensebianleng。
苍生之幸？狗屁！
“nishuoqiqingliuyuzongdecunzaishicangshengzhixing，neiwowenni，neixiebeiqiqingliuyuzongbiliangweichangdekeliannvzisuanbusuancangsheng，neixiebeicaibuersiderensuanbusuancangsheng，neixiechengweixuejijipinderensuanbusuancangsheng？”lizhangshengyilianchuandefanwen，zhijiebaluoruhaijiwenmengle。
“qiqingliuyuzongshicangshengzhixing？”lizhangshengdeshengyintigaolejidu，“nishuozheihuadeshihou，wenguocangshengma？”
luoruhaiyanshenyouxieshanduo：“zhei……weilekuangfuzhengdao，zheishibiyaodexisheng。”
lizhangshengwenyan，dunshichixiaoyisheng：“haoyigebiyaodexisheng。”
“xianzainimenshiqiangzhe，cangshengshiliruoxiao，nimendangrankeyishuochuruciguanmiantanghuangdehua，tariruoyougengqiangzhexuyaoxianjinimendeshengming，laidachengmougemubiao，xiwangnimenyenengrucitanran。”
lizhangshengzhandingjietiedishuodao，yuqiburongzhiyi，zhijiebaluoruhaijiduideyakouwuyan。
huayinluoxia，tabuzailihuisanweishixiong，tengkongerqichaozherenwudadianjichierqu。
“dashixiong，xianzaizenmeban？”ershidihesanshididouhuangleshen，meilezhuyi。
“zenmeban？wonalizhidaozenmeban？”luoruhaibiaoqingzhengningwubidao，qidezhitiaojiao。
zhenyaotashishangguxianrenliuxiadexianqi，zhiyouxinxingchuncuihaowuxienianzhirencainengshiyong。rujintamenxienianchanshen，ruguomaoranjiejinzhenyaota，bieshuojiuhuanfurenle，pashiliantamenzijidouyaobeizhenyajinqu！
luoruhaichenmoliangjiu，zheicaiyaoleyaoya，xiangshixialeshenmezhongdajueding。
“走，去找师父！”
lizhangshengzhenyiweizhiyoutakeyikaitama？
shifutaixuanshangrenzuoweidayanzongzhangmen，duizhenyaotayouzhejueduidekongzhiquan，zhiyaoyoutachushou，daoshihoudakaizhenyaotashifanghuanfuren，haibushiqingeryijudeshiqing？
zoudaodadianwai，luoruhaizhizhulejiaobu。
“shizuntalaorenjiajieruchou。”luoruhaikaishiletadezhanshuanpai，“womenbixubiaoxiandeqicanyidian，cainengshuofushizunshifanghuanfuren。”
“quandoujizhulema？”luoruhaidishengwendao。
“jizhule！”ershidihesanshidiqishenghuida。
sanrenburuzhufengdadian，gangyijinmenbianyigegekudexilihualade。
“shifue^，dizi……”
huaweishuowan，luoruhaideshengyinbianjiaranerzhi，talengzaileyuandi，zuibazhangdedadade，fangfonengsaixiayigejidan。
不是，师父。
ninlaorenjiazenmeyerumole？