“renyao？……apei，buhaoyisizuipiaole，neishitamenmeiyouyanguang，duile，nizhangzheimehaokan，wodouhaibuzhidaonidemingzi，shibushiyouxiekexile。”
anzhaoxiaoshuodetaolu，zheizhongzhangdezheimehaokande，shenshanghaiyouliangzhongxuemaideren，yidinghuiyongyouyiduanhenvzhuyouguandejuqing。
xiwangtabushineigeyongyouyaozuxuemaierzaoshirensuoburong，congyinxiaoqueaiminganyanshi，houqibeinvzhuhongpianzitaoyaodanerwangyaowang。
junziqian：“xiaoshimei，woshinisanshixiongjunziqian。”
宁知错愕：“啊？”
君子迁？
haizhendeshipashenmelaishenme。
junziqianzaicibiaoshiganxie:“gangcaixiexienidekuajiang。”
ningzhi：“yinggaixiede。”
君子迁:“……”
ningzhibiaomingzijidetaidu：“sanshixiong，hongdoushengnanguo，hunxueshinanmo，neixierenjiushijidunidemeimao，yuqineihaoziji，buruwaihaotaren。”
junziqiantingdaozheihua，xianrulechensi，shizheiyangdema？
haiyounanmoshishenmeyisi？
tagangxiangxunwenningzhi，quekandaotademuguangyizhizhigougoudidingzhetadeweibakan，tashenshoudangzhuzijideweiba。
“你想做什么？”
ningzhibashixiancongtadeweibashangzhuanyihuidaotadelianshang，yilianzhencheng：“wonengmomonideweibama？”
junziqiankuaisushouhuizijideweiba，zhengzhongqishidao：“xiaoshimei，niyoumeiyoutingguolaohu**mobude？”
ningzhidiantou：“kezheiyouyoushenmelianxima？”
junziqianzaicijieshi：“laohude**mobude，hulideweibayemobude。”
ningzhiyoudianlediantou，bingzaicitichuqingqiu：“neiwonengmomonideerduoma？”
君子迁：“？？？”
xiaoshimei，nizheiyangzhendehaoma？
你好变态啊。
jinyeshiyueyuanzhiye，tatineideyaozuxuemaizhengshiqianglieshihou，zaitashouhuierduodetongshi，tadehuliweibayitiaojiezheyitiaoluchulaile。
dangtachangshishouhuiweibashi，erduoyouluchulaile……
junziqianlianjiashunjianhongwen，manyandaobojing。
“xiaoshimei，wohaiyoushiwoxianzoule！”
shuowan，junziqianbuzouxunchangludicongningzhizheibiandewuyanwangtadeyuanzitiaoguoqu。
ningzhishishouguozhuanyexunliande，chufeirenbuzhu。
“哈哈哈哈！”
……
次日。
符峰。
ningzhigangzoudaojiaoshimenkou，biantingdaojiaoshilimianchuanlaideshengyin。
“nimenkandaoyujianguangchangshangdexiaoxilema？zuorizaishoutudahuishang，yigeyongyoujipinshuihuoshuanglinggennvdiziningzhi，dangchangyinqirutiyinqilingqixuanwo，zhijiedaolianqiwuceng，taijiwomenzongmenzhengqile！”
“kandaole，tingshuoxianzaiyijingbeizongzhushouweiqinchuandizi，buganxiangxiangtayaoshibeiqitazongmenqiangqu，womenwanyuezongdeyouduodayigeqiangjingduishou。”
xiudanfengfengzhuerzixiaozhangshengyangmaoqingxiu，huangpaojiashen，tazuozaijiaoshizuihouyipaijiaoluoli，tingdaoyourentanqizheijianshi，shifenbushuang。
“shenmedoushizhangkoujiulai，niqinyankanjianma？haishiniyouluyingshi？tayaoshizhenyouneimedabenshi，zenmebujianzongzhujitakaishoutudadian？”
zuotiantahaoburongyilieshalesijiliefengbao，yuanbenyiweifadaoguangchangshangnenggouyinlaidajiadechongbai。
meixiangdaozuotiantafadeneitiaotiezi，fengtouquanbeishoutudahuishangjiaozuoningzhidejiyalexiaqu。
yixiangdaozheili，tajiuyueqi。
zuozaitapangbiandegenbanjiezhedao：“wohaicongweitingshuoguoshuihuoshuanglinggenderenhainengxiuliande，gengbieshuoyinqirutinengyinqilingqixuanwodadaolianqiwucengde，jianzhijiushitianfangyetan，fangyanzhenggexiuzhenjiehaimeijianguozheizhongqingkuang，niyoubenshinirangtadaowomianqianlai，rangwokankantashiyousantouliubeihaishiyitouerbei。”
zongmenderencongweijianguoningzhi，chuanxunyujianshangzhinengfawenzixiaoxi，bunengfatupian，tamenduiyuzheiyixiaoxidezhenshixinghenshihuaiyi。
ningzhizhezoulangzoujinjiaoshi，duilimianchuanlaideyilunshengyizibuluoditinglejinqu。
“xiaoshimei，kuaishangkelenizenmehaibujinjiaoshi？”
zuozaijiaoshiliyilundedizi，tingdaomenkouwaimianchuanlaishuohuasheng，quandouzhuantoukanguoqu。
shenchuanjinseqinchuandizifudeshenyanhuishenbian，haizhanzheyigechuanzhetongkuanqinchuandizifudenvxiu。
tashencaishouxiao，kanzheyouxieyingyangbuliang，danneishuangmingliangdemouziquejiongjiongyoushen，wuguanjingzhichutiao，shaolerougan，duolexiegugan。
ningzhi：“zaitingbagua。”
众人：“……”
yigeshencaiweipang，nianzhangdezhanglaocongwaimianzoulejinlai，dangtakandaoyiqundizishangkelehaimeiyouzuohuidaozuoweishang，yanlihechi：“ganshenme？ganshenme！zhibuzhidaoyijingshangkele！”
ningzhigenzaishenyanhuihoumian，zuodaolezuihouyipai。
fuxiukemeiyouxiandaijiaoxuedefangzixuejizhi，yishanglaijiushixianchangjiaoxue，xianchangshicao。
zuoweiyigexiandairen，ningzhiduiyuxiuzhenjiedeyiqiexinxianshiwudougandaohaoqi。
zaixuyuzhanglaoshifanruhehuafushi，ningzhiyegenzheyongshouzaibankongzhongbihualeqilai，xiangxieheibanziyiyang，xiguanzaihuawanzhihoudianyixia。
只听“轰”地一声。
yituanhuoyanpingkongchuxian，zhiyishunjianyouxiaosan。
xuyuzhanglaomeilaidejikanqingchu，shifennaonu：“shei！shisheizailaofudeketangshangdaoluan？”
dangtakandaoshenyanhuiyouyouyouzaitadeketangshangkanqitafushushi，yuqijiqibunaifan。
“shenyanhui，shibushini……”
ningzhijuqishou：“baoqianzhanglao，gangcaineidongjingshiwogaode。”
xuyuzhanglaozuoribiandezhiningzhishizongzhuxinshoudeqinchuandizi，zaizuotianzhiqianhaishiyigefanren，jiusuantianfuzaizenmenitian，yebukenenggaochuzheisidongjing。
erqieshenyanhuizicongshangguoyicitadekezhihou，xiangwushizitongyiyanghuashenmefudoudexinyingshou，zhishishangkeshitaouerhuihuacuofu，jingchanghuigaochugezhongsidongjing。
“shenyanhui，niyaodianlian，zheizhongshiqinghairangyigegangxuehuafuderenlaibeiguo，nidanglaofushichunzhuma？”
zaizuodeqitadizimeiyouyigeshinengmianchubeishenyanhuidefuduhai，tamenjianxuyuzhanglaozheimeshuo，yegenzheyinghe。
“shenshixiongyebushiyiciliangcizheiyangle，hebisahuang。”
xiaozhangshenggengshibuganxiangxin，gangcaineiyicuohuoyanshiningzhigaochulaide，tashifenduding：“gangcaineidongjingyaoshitagaochulaide，wodaoli……”
zaixiaozhangshengdehuahaimeishuowanshi，ningzhikuaisujiehuadao：“chishima？”
ningzhicihuayichu，ketangshanglijichuanlaiyizhencaozadeyilunsheng，suoyourendougenzheqihongdazheigedu。
bijingjiusuanshishule，daolichishiderenyebushitamen。
nandebeineimeduodiziguanzhuziji，xiaozhangshengpaileyixiazhuozizhanqilai，yaoyaqiechidaying:“hao！”