第3章驱邪
fangxiadianhua，lidaojiuchaonvshengsushepaoqu。
tadedaoshushijiaxue，fuqinliwuliangjiushilonghushandedaoshi。
suiranshigezaijingqumenkoubaitande，meitiankaojirenkanxiang，suanming，kaiguangpianqian，danshitashizhendedongyixiechuantongdaoshude。
suizhekejijinbu，renmenshoujiaoyushuipingdetigao，shenmefashi，pixie，qumoadoubeiguiweifengjianmixin。
xianzaixinzheixiedongxiderenyuelaiyueshao，genghekuangershinianqian，“guizhuodao”shijianfashengyihou，daojiaodediweigengshiyiluoqianzhang。
xianzaiderenmentanlundaojiao，daoshu，daduoshidiaokandekouwen，shenzhidangchengxiaohualaishuo。
lidaogangjindaxuedeshihoufeichangdidiao，bingbuxiangrangrenherenzhidaotahuidaoshu。
他不想被人调侃。
他知道别人不信。
keshitalonghushandejiguanhenkuaijiubeitongxuezhidao，tidaozheilidajiashouxianxiangdaodekendingshitianshifu。
“你是道士吗？”
“你是天师吗？”
“你爸是道士吗？”
“道士能结婚吗？”
“zhendeyoutianshiduma？”
“你认识王也吗？”
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wushugewentichaotayonglai，rangtaxiangsidexindouyou。
“nimendechuantongwenhuakedougaishangshuxuelema？”
李道从心里骂道。
kaishitaxuanzetaobi，buxianggenrenherentaolungendaojiaoyouguandeshi。
keshihoulaitaquefaxian“tedian”shipaoniudeshenqizhiyi，eryudaoshiyouguanqiaqiashitade“tedian”。
yushitabuzaiyinzangzijideshenfenhejiguan，shibushihaijitongxuemenjiangjiangdaojiaozhishi，shenzhidaoshizhuoguidegushi。
henkuaitafaxianzheiyizhaohenyouxiao，taxunsuchengweibanlidejiaodianrenwu，xiyinlebushaonvfensi。
erqiedajiaduitadezhenshiqingkuangyuelaiyuebuguanxin，gengguanxindequeshitajiangdegushidezhenshixing。
youqishinvsheng，quanbanshenzhiquanxidenvshengdouxihuantingtajianggushi，jiangshenmezhuangxiea，guifushenzhileide，jiuerjiuzhihenduotongxuedouzhidaolezheixiedongxi。
tamenweiyibuzhidaodequeshi，lidaojiangdezheixiegushi，henduoshizhende，youxieshenzhijiushilidaozijiqinshenjinglide。
haowuyiwen，tongbantongxuexiaoqinyeshitadegushifenzhiyi，yejizhuletajiangguodeyixiexiemeizhishi。
suoyigangcaitadadianhuacaihuishuoxiaolibeiguifushenle。
“鬼附身了？”
lidaobianpaobianzaixinlihuaiyizhe，“zhongwuzaiyiqichifandeshihouhaimeishi，zenmecaifenkaijigexiaoshi，jiuhuibeiguifushen？”
“yidingshishouleshenme**，fanyingguotouleba！”
“nandaoyeshibei《gaoshu》bifengle？”
lidaoxiangzheneixietianshubandedinglizhengminghefuhao，bujindalegehanzhan。
nvshengsushejiuzainanshengsushedehoumian，zhuanyanlidaoyijinglaidaolesushemenkou。
ranertayudaoleyigewenti。
“nanshizhibu”sigedaziyingruyanlian。
nvshengsushebuxunanshengjinru！
“dama，wonvpengyouchushile，woxiangshangqukankan！”
tabaichuaiqiudebiaoqing，tongkudekanzhemenweidamaneizhangmaotouyingyiyangdelian。
“chushenmeshiniyebunengjinqu！”
“shidashia，dama！”
lidaozhuangchuyaochutiandadeshideyangzi，yanjingdengdedadade，zuojingkongzhuang。
“少来这一套！”
damayandoubuzhayixia，“nengchushenmedashi？”
“xianzaidenvhaier，duzitenghairangnanpengyoubanyelaisonghongtang，neixienanshengyeshuodegentiandadeshierside！”
“wozheibushiduziteng！”
lidaojidao：“woyaoshibushangqu，huichurenmingde！”
“出人命？”
maotouyingzhongyuzhaleyixiayanjing，wudongyuzhongdeshuodao：“churenmingjiudadianhuabaojing，niquleyejiejuebule！”
“zheishijingchayejiejuebule，zhiyouwonengjiejue！”
“nibijingchahailihai？”
maotouyinglengxiaoyisheng，huranyouyansudekanzhelidaoshuodao：“niyaoshizaibuzou，wojiujibaoweichudadianhua，zhaonimenfudaoyuan！”
“别！别！别！”
lidaolimafuruan，jiazhuangyaozou。
“kanlaiyaoyongdianshouduanle！”
lidaoxinlianxiang：bunengzaizheilangfeishijian，wodeganjinshangqu，yaozhenshiguifushen，neiqitarenyeyouweixian。
yushitabuzaigendamazhengzhi，ershiyoushouqiajue，kouzhongnianlejiju。
buyihuierdamajingranpazaizhuoshangshuizhele。
xiaolidesushezaisanlou318，lidaoyikouqipaoleshangqu，yilushangyudaobushaozhengzaiguanxidenvsheng，yishandanbodetamenjianjiaobuduan。
“流氓！”
“色狼！”
“救命啊！”
各种喊声此起彼伏。
yourenyijingkaishidadianhuabaojing，youdezeyongshoujiluxiang。
xidengqiannvshengsushechuangjinleyigenansheng！
tingdaozheizhongshi，dabufennvshengbushihaipa，ershihaoqi。
他来干什么？
“kendingshiheduole，chuangjinlaigennvshenbiaobai！”
“youkenengshigentongxuedadu，sheshenquyizhuanyigexingqidefanqian！”
“youyigebeikaoshibifenglede，yaliyouzheimedama？”
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wulunjitamencaiduoshaoci，tamenyexiangbudaolidaoshilaizhuoguide。
tagangpaodao318menkou，jiukanjianxiaoqinpitousanfadepaolechulai，yitouzhuangzailezijishenshang。
“救命啊！”
小琴抱着他喊道。
“shiwo！shiwo！biehaipa！”
lidaoanzhuxiaoqinliangcetaiyangxue，nianlejijukoujue，henkuaixiaoqinjiuanjinglexialai。
tabaxiaoqinfudaoyibian，rangweiguandegebisushetongxuezhaoguyixia，zijijindaolewuli。
yijinwutajiuwendaoyiguqiangliedemeiwei，yishanbuzhengdexiaolizhengzhanzaichuangbiandengzheziji。
tazhichuanlejiandatxu，xiashenzhiyou**，datuishanghaiyoubushaoxueji。
yintangfahei，yanshendaizhi，shouzaibutingdedoudong，zheidoushidianxingdeguifushenzhengzhuang。
“haodadedanzi，lianbendaoyedenvrenyeganpeng！niwowuyuanwuchou，nisusuliquwobuhuinanweini！”
lidaohuranduizhexiaolishuodao。
zheihuaxianranshishuojixiaolishenshangdeneigedongxitingde。
“哈兮！”
xiaolihuranzhangkaidazuifachuleqiguaideshengyin，“yihula！”
“niyaoshibutingquanzu，neiwojiushizhanfashumieleni！”
“兮哈！”
xiaolishuangbeizhangkaiyigaoyidi，hudejingxianglidaochongleguolai，kanyangzishixiangyaota。
lidaoyigeceshen，duoguolegongji，youshoushizhiyuzhongzhibingpai，wangtameixinyidian，kouzhongnianlejuzhouyu，xiaolijiubeidingzaileyuandi。
“wozaijiniyicijihui，nizijizou！yaoshiwolanichulai，wokeyaoyongleizhourangnishenxingjumie！”
lidaosuirankanbuchushishenmeguihunfuzailexiaolishenshang，danshiduifangdeyinqiqueshifeichangdezhong，manwuzidemeiweijiuzhidaobushigegangsiqudexingui。
suoyitashuolezhonghua，xianghehuyixiaduifang。
laoguimendouzhidao，yidanbeitianleijisha，jiushihuifeiyanmieyongshibudechaosheng。
ranerxiaolidebiaoqingyirankongbu，yanzhuzizuoyouluanzhuan，yachibazuichundouyaochuxuelai。
“jingjiubuchichifajiua！”
lidaoshuangshoukaishifeikuaideqiachugezhongzhijue，kouzhongdezhouyuyeyuenianyuekuai！
yigeshandiandaxia，tiankongyouleishengchuanlai。
xiaolideshentikaishijuliedehuangdong，yiguheiqimanmancongtatoudingmaochu。
“pa”deyixia，tazhenggerenjingtiezailesushedeqiangbishang。
lidaolikechongguoquzhuazhutadeliangzhishou，jinjintiezaixiaolishenshang。
taxiangyongzijishenshangdezhenhuo，baeguicongtashenshangbichulai。
budaowanbudeyi，tahaishibuyuanyishalezheixieguimei。
yinweitazhidaomeiyigeguihundouyouyigeyuannian，burantamenbuhuixuanzeliuzairenjian。
yuannianjiechu，tamenzihuiquyinjianshoushen，jieshouliudaolunhui。
“啊......”
小丽开始尖叫。
congbeihoukanjiuxianglidaozaiqinfanxiaoli。
jiuzaineiguihunyouyibandeshentiyibeilidaojiuchushi，yizhidajiaohuranchuaizailetadeyaoshang。
“haonigedandabaotiandejiahuo！jingganpaodaozheililaishualiumang！”
lianggebaoanyiqishanglai，niuzhugebobataandaozaidi。
“wobushiliumang！woshizaijiuta！”
lidaoliantiezhedibianjiedao。
“nishibushiliumangwomenshuolesuan！”
yigeshenchuanzhifudejingchazouleguolai。
kanzheneituanheiqiyoumanmanhuidaoxiaolitinei，lidaochongmanlejuewang，tazhihaoannianzhouyu，rangxiaolihunleguoqu。
“buguannishishenmedongxi，doujuebunengshangren！”
这是他的底线！