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“chenqiu,niwuhuileba,tazhishiwonanguimi,shuiyizhangchuangshangzenmele?”

“shi...wochengren,womenshifashengleguanxi,dantayouneifangmiandeyuwang,woshenweitadeguimi,manzutayixiazenmele?”

“paokaishishibutandehua,nijiumeiyouyidiancuoma?”

“wozhishifanlesuoyounvrendouhuifandecuo,pingshenmenibuhuiyuanliangwo?”

“wodoujinidaoqianle,nihaiyaozenyang?”

“fenshou?nijiwotifenshou?wobujiushichuguilema?nizhiyuma?”

“nengbunengguowanwoshengrizaifen?nidayingyaojiwomailiwude,shenweinanren,nibuhuichuerfanerba?”

“sizhanan!fenjiufen!woyebumannile,yaobushiniyuanyijiwohuaqian,wozaoyijiaobanitile,niyiweinihenyouxiuma?qionggui!wonanguimikeshikaia6de!”

房间内,

陈秋头疼欲裂,

我是谁?

我在哪?

tengtonghuanjiehou,chenqiuhuangusizhou,zheishiyigewanquanmoshengdefangjian,qiangshangtiezhehenduohaibao,zhangdehaibucuo,danyanzhongquetouzheyimoyaomei。

我...重生了?

chenqiudejiyitingzainitouchezhuangzaishenshangdeneiyishunjian,jinsuierlaideshiwuqiongwujindeheian。

zaicizhengkaiyanshi,yijingchuxianzaizheilile。

ruchaoshuibandejiyiyongrunaohaizhong,chenqiudezhilezheijuroushenzhurendeshenfen。

yigezhaochaojiuwanjiudeshechu,pingrihaijingchangjiaban。

haiyougetanlesanniandenvyou,

不,

前女友。

yuanzhushigeguer,congxiaobianduiaiqingchongmanzhechongjing,lianaihou,taduinvyouwuweibuzhi,napashiduifangdama,tayerenweidashiqinmashiai,meiyuezhuanlaidegongzidouhuazailenvyoudeshenshang,zuihou,nvyougenyigekaia6denanguimipaole...

lianaiqijian,duifanggengshijingchangyebuguisu,zaoshanghuilaishihaizuixunxunde,eryuanzhuqueyidianpiqidoubuganfa,shouzheweiquhaiyaoqujitaaozhou,shenzhi,ruguozhoutangyidianjiuhuibeinvyouduanzhewanpozaishenshang。

erqie,genjujiyi,maosiyuanzhuzaojiufaxianlenvyouchugui,weiyouzheiyicinvyouzhangdasantianbuhuijiahaibuhuixiaoxicairenbuzhuzhiwen,quemeixiangdaocanzaobeici...

yinuzhixia,zheibeiziweiyiyiciyouguqideyuanzhutichulefenshou,xiangyaoyiciweixienvyou。

kesheizhiduifangyagenbuzaihu,zhijiedayingle。

yuanzhuyikoulaoxuepenchu,xuanzelegewanzisha。

“啧啧啧...”

chenqiurenbuzhudao:“can!taicanle!”

【叮!】

【yuzhouwudizuiqiangchaojixitongjihuozhong...】

“woqiaoliwade!laile!”

陈秋激动起来,

就说嘛!

chuanyuezhezenmenengmeiyouxitong?

这名字,

一听就牛逼,

yuzhouwudizuiqiangchaojixitong。

chenqiuhenhenqidaizhule,shichaojifuhaoxitong?haishijiadianshengjixitong?

haishishuo...shouzhiqingqingyidianjiunengbarenjishechuandemiaoshaxitong?

【加载成功!】

【huanyingsuzhushiyongyuzhouzuiqiangbaitanxitong。】

“等等!”

chenqiutongkongzhouranyisuo,“nitaniangshuoshenme?baitan?”

“laozidouchuanyuele,niranglaozibaitan?”

chenqiuxianxieyikoulaoxuepenchu,bierenjiadezhongshengchuanyuezhe,dongbudongjiumiaotianmiaodimiaokongqi。

zaibuji,fageshigeyizijinwanyiwanyexinga?

zenmelundaoziji,jiuchenglebaitanle?

谁稀罕摆摊啊!

zheiburangbenjiuqiaobuqizijideqiannvyouxueshangjiashuangma?

kexitongquewanquanbuguchenqiucikedexinqing,binglengdejixieyinzainaozhongxiangqi:【shifoudakaixinshoudalibao?】

chenqiubuduandeshenhuxiyazhexinzhongdenuyi。

“打开。”

【xinshoulibaodakaizhong:gongxininhuode“yuzhouzuihaochichaofan”jiqiao,youcijiqiao,ninjiangchengweiyuzhouzhongzuochaofanzuihaochideren。】

【gongxininhuode“sanbengzi”yiliang,yiweinindazaochengzuizhuanyedebaitanchebingfangruchuwukongjiannei,suishikequ,ninyekeyisuishixiugaihezhongxindingzhi。】