【ninmeicideyingyeedadaowuqian，jianghuihuodeyicichoujiangjihui。】
jiyizaiciruchaoshuibanyongruchenqiudenaohaizhong，jihushiyishunjian，guanyusuoyouchaofandejiqiaotaquanbudouzhangkongle。
guanyumidexuanze，huohoudezhangkong，yijipengrendeshoufa，quanbuyishidengfengzaojizhijing。
zhibuguo，chenqiuquezuijiaoyichou，
宇宙最好吃的炒饭？
很牛逼吗？
有什么用吗？
yaobuhaishizaisiyiciba？
shuobuzhunhainengzaizhongshenghuanyigexitong。
“嗡...”
zheishi，shoujizhendong，chenqiunaqiyikan，shiyigejiao【luyaolaopodaren】falaidexiaoxi。
“chenqiu，jintianwoshengri，suiranzanliangfenshoule，dannizhiqiandayingyaosongwoliwude，nibuyaoyanerwuxin，nizhidao，wozuitaoyanbujiangxinyuderenle。”
“wokanzhongleyikuansanwanduodelvpaibaobao，nisongjiwobei？wozhidao，nigenwotifenshoushiqihua，wodangshiyeshiyiqizhixiacaitongyide。”
“zhiyaonijiwomaile，woshuobuzhunhuiyuanliangni。”
“haiyou，jinwanwoqingkedeqiannijiwobaoxiaoxiabei？yebugui，wosuanlexiayejiubaqianduo，niyigongzhuanwowuwanjiuhaole，nihuabeishibushihaiyouwuwandeedu？zhenghaotaochulaijiwo。”
“duile...nijiubuyaolaile，wonanguimibuxiangkanjianni，suoyinizhibaqianzhuanjiwojiuhaole。”
陈秋一脸黑线，
这什么极品小仙女？
原主这都能忍？
chenqiudebaopiqijuebuhuiguanzhe，shouzhikuaisudezaipingmushangwudong：“youduoyuansiduoyuan！”
发送，拉黑！
一气呵成！
fangxiashouji，chenqiudexinguiyupingjing。
既来之，则安之。
qishibaitanyemeishenmebuhao，chuanyueqian，tajianguotaiduobaitanfajiazhifudebaodao。
genghekuang，zijikeyongyouyuzhouzuiqiangbaitanxitong....
这名字，
shuochulaizhenkechia...
脸都红了呢。
kanleyanshijian，shangwudeshidianzhong，yiqiedouhailaideji。
jinwan，zijijiuxiaoshiniudaoba。
chenqiudakailexitongdechuwukongjian，yiliangsanbengzijiupiaofuzainaohaizhong。
shangmianzhuanghuangdepaizilongfeifengwudejigedazi：yuzhouzuihaochichaofan！
陈秋老脸一红，
zheixitong，bizijihaibuyaolian。
jiexialai，jiuyaozhunbeibaitansuoxuyaodeshicaile。
dakaishouji，kanleyanyue，haiyousanqianduokuaiqian。
绰绰有余了。
chenqiuxialouqulezuijindecaishichang，xianmailejidan，huotuichang，shourou，meiyiyangmaidedoubuduo，bijingjinwantouyiciyingye，jutishenmezhuangkuanghaibuzhidaoni。
jiexialai，jiushizuizhongyaodedamile！
zhibuguo，yitongdianhuaquedaduanlexingzhichongchongdechenqiu，
nachulaiyikan，shangtouheranxiezhejigedazi：zuikeaideluyaolaopo！
wangzheluyaodedianhua，chenqiumeitouyizhou，shizailandehezheizhongjipinxiaoxiannvlangfeikoushui，zhijiebatajilaheile。
laidaoleyijiazhuanmenmaimidedian，chenqiuditouguancha，erdiaozheyandelaobanyezhanqishendao：“xiaohuozi，yaoshenmemi？anzheishamidouyou，dami，huangmishadedouyou。”
“籼米有吗？”
“youa！bixuyou，liangkuaieryijin。”
chaofanzuizhongyaodejiushimi，erxianmidianfenhanlianggao，milibaoman，sezefangmianyeqingbaitouming，erqiedanbaizhihanliangbiputongdemigaoyixie，nengzaichaofandeshihouyourenxing，tongshiyenengxishoujidanhediaoliaodexiangwei，chaochulaidechaofanwulunshisezehaishiweidao，douyaobiputongdedamihaohenduo。
chenqiuguanchalexiaxianmidezhiliang，faxianhaibucuo，jiutongkuaidao：“xianjiwolaiwushijin。”
wushijindamixishuihoudagaihuipengzhangdaoliuqishijin，chenqiudingdemeifenchaofan350kezuoyou，suoyijinwandemubiaoshi200fenzuoyou。
“行，俺给你装。”
lisuodejiangmijizhuanghao，maimidiandashubangmangjiazhetaidaosanbengzishang，chenqiugaobiehou，youqumailegechaodadedianfanguo，jiageyibaiwu。