“zheiji**nalaile？zheishiguoneima？wozheishichuanyuele？”
linxiandemianqianshiyigebangongquyu，dajiahuozuozaibangongyishang，kuaisuqiaojizhejianpan，xizhuanggelvdebailingmenzaimangliuzhe，meigerenlianshangnanyiyanshidepibei。
linxianyanshenshanguoyisichayi，jinguantakanguobushaodewangwenxiaoshuo，kemeixiangdaochuanyuezheizhongfashengzailetazijishenshang。
zaitazhiqianneigeshijie，tashiyigeyulezhubo，naihezhiboxingyeshizaitaijuanle，meitianzhiboshiergexiaoshi，yigeyuezhuanbudaowuqiankuaiqian。
youyugaoqiangdudegongzuo，zaiyitianyelilingchensandianbanzhibodeshihou，turangepile！
zaizhengyan，tabenrenshenchuandaozhei，jiangzheigeshijiedelinxianjitihuanxialaile。
jiuzaizheishi，yigujiyizhichongtadetianlinggai！
yidaduanjiyichuxianzaitadedanaodangzhong！
这时，他悟了！
tazongsuanzhidaozijichuanyuedaoleshenmedifang！
zheishiyigehediqiugaoduxiangsidelanxing！
zheigepingxingshijiedelinxianni，zeshiyigecongputongbenkekaoguxibiye，ganggangcongdaxuezouxiangshehuideyigezhichangxinren。
danyouyuxuelibianzhideyanzhong，linxianxuedeyoushiwenkelengmendaoshuangkaimendezhuanye，zhinengzaidangdideyigebowuguandangyigejianbao，pujiwenwuzhishidejianbaoxiaocainiao。
pujiwenwuzhishizheizhongjiemu，bengaishijiangshuyixierenwenlishi，shangdaoqinhuanghanwu，xiadaotangzongsongzudezheijingcaiyouyisidejiemu。
erzheigeshijiedejianbaojiemu，yaoduokuzaojiuyouduokuzao，jibenshangdoushiyigemianwubiaoqing、toufahuabaidelaoren，kanyiyanshoulidebaobei，jiandanpingjiayixia，jiuzhijieguole。
zheijiudaozhizheileijiemudeshoushilvyizhifeichangchajing，jianbaozhuboyechengleyigefeichangbushouhuanyingdezhiye。
jibianshidangdidebowuguanjingchangjizhibojiantuiliu，kehaishimeiyouduoshaorenkan，neixiejianbaorenbuguojiushichishangyikouguanfangfanhunrizi，genbenmeishenmeqiantu。
“rangwozheimequniantaicipujiwenwuzhishi，zheitaniangdeyetaiwuliaoleba？zheizhibojianhuiyourenkan？”
“doushenmeniandaile，haizaiwanchuantongjianbao？guaibudezhibojianshoushilvzheimecha，zheijiemu，doushiwonainaishimiandeshihoufangzaichuangtoushangtingde。”
林弦忍不住吐槽。
ruguorangtaquzhibojianbao，takendingbuhuizheimezhaobenxuanke。
zhibuguo，tabutaidongwenwugudongzheifangmiandezhishia！
zheiyaoshilaishangyijuchunxinde，canzaorendayan，qibushizhijielunweiwangshangxiaobingle？
zheizhongjianbaozhibo，keyiwanyule，danyouyidianbixuyaoyou，neijiushitayouguoyingdezhuanyezhishi。
ertadezhishibugou，tahaizhenbuganluanshuo。
erjiuzaizheishi，zaitadenaohaidangzhongturanchuxianyigejixiehechengsheng！
【dingdong，gongxisuzhu，bangdingshenjijianbaoxitong！】
【benxitongweishenjijianbao，gumingsiyi，xuyaosuzhunenggouyigezhongfangshiranggengduorenlejiewenwudexiangguandezhishi，bangzhurenjiandingwenwu，neimebiankeyihuoqurenqizhi，renqizhikeyiyonglaichoujiang，huodegengduodejiangli！】
【xitongchujirenwu：renqizhidadaoyiqian。】
jiarenmensheidonga！zheiniantou，chuanyuezhemeigexitongdoubuhaoyisijiaochuanyuezhe！
【jiancedaosuzhushidiyici，gongxisuzhu，huodechujixinshoudalibao！】
“zheixitonghaohaodezamarenni？”
tingdaozheigexinshoudalibao，linxiandunshiyanjingyiliang，“wozheiyiqiedoushiwonulidedaode，tongzi，libaojiwokai！”
【jianguobuyaoliande，meijianguozheixiangsuzhuzheibanhouyan**，suzhunihaohuai，kewohaoxihuan，suzhu，nihaoxiang！】
林弦：“……”
【gongxisuzhuhuode《zhonghuashangxiawuqiannianguwanwenwujiandingdaquan》！】
【gongxisuzhuhuodenengli：huiyan！】
tingdaolaizixitongdeshengyin，linxianshufule！
爽！
doushankai，woyaokaishi**le！
buguohenkuai，linxianjiulengjingxialai。
“haishidexianshishi，ruguotakaizhibodehua，yiqianrenqizhibunanba？”
……
“xiaolin，nidezhiboyaokaishile！”
jiangchengbowuguandezhibojidigongzuorenyuanliuhuiruchonghandao。
linxianyingleyisheng，suihoumantuntundilaidaolezhiboshi。
“kuaidian，zuzhangyaolaile。”
“zuzhang？zuzhangshinage？”
liuhuirujitazhilezhiyigelaotouzidebeiying：“jiushigechuanzhehuangjiaoxie，qifenkuneige。”
linxianyikan：“zanzuzhangshibushihailiuzheshanyanghu？”
liuhuiruyijing：“nizazhidao？”
bowuguanzhibozudezuzhangshigewushilaisuidelaotouzi，mingjiaohejianshu，zaidangdidebowuguandanglejishiniandejiangjieyuan，cengjingshididoudaxuebowenxueyuanbiyede，keyishuoshiweilaoxuejiu，cengjingmaoshengdetoufa，rujinyechengledizhonghai。
jintianshilinxianzhibojididezhiboshouxiu，hejianshuzirandeguolaijiaodaijiju。
“xiaolina，xiaolintongzhi，nidegongzuozhifuni？”
linxianyouxiemengbi：“zuzhang，zanhaidechuangongzuofu？”
“duia！zheizhongjianbaogongyileizhibo，jiudezhengshi，yansu！zheikeshigongzhongchanghea！gongzuoshijian，**zhifubuzhengshia！”
刚上来林弦就懵了。
**制服就不正式？
neichuanzhifudezhifuyouhuoni？
zheishi，liuhuirulianmangjieshi：“zuzhang，xiaolinjintianshidiyicizhibo，butaidongzheigeguiju，wodehuijitazhaoyitao，qinzijitachuanshang。”
hejianshuzheicaidiandiantou：“hao，zanmenzhiboa，zhuyaoshichangdaozhengnengliang……youxiehuagaishuo，youxiehuabugaishuo……（cichushenglvebabaizixiaozuowen。）”
linxianganmangjinjibixian，takanleyanshijian，zhuangzhehenjinjideyangzi：“zheiyang，hezuzhang，huirujie，zhibokuaikaishile，woxiantiqianshanggecesuo。”
zhibozhongyuyijingdiaoshiwanbi，cikezhengshiwanshangshidianduo，zhibodegaofengqi。
danshijianbaoleizhibowangwangshiguanzhongzuishaode，zhiyoushaobufenxihuanzaoshuideguanzhongmennatadangzhumianyong。
gongzuorenyuanxiandeyeyouxiewujingdacai。
zheilidabufendoushibowuguandelaoyuangong，tingjiangwenwuleidezhishizaojiutingnile，tebieshinianyidaduiguwujieshao，duitamendoushiyizhongzhemo。
yiqiandejianbaozhubo，bodaoshierdianduodeshihou，youdegongzuorenyuandingbuzhudouyijingpazhuozishangshuizhele，zhibojiandoumeishenmeren，jiushizhubonianyidaduiraokoulingdoumeiyoufaxian。
“xiaolina，jintianshinizhiboshouxiu，biejinzhang，haohaogan，dehuizhibowan，houbanyejiedainiquchihaochide。”
“好滴。”
liuhuirukeyishuoshilinxiandedingtoushangsi，jinniansanshiduosui，chulemoyangyouxiefengqingwanzhong，shencaiyouxiefengyunyoucunzhiwai，qitameiyoushenmezhidejingyandedifang。
linxianzuoweiyigezhengrenjunzi，kejuebuhuiduizijidenvshangsiyouyidingdingdexiangfa。
很快，直播开始了。
“guanzhongpengyoumendajiawanshanghao，zheilishijiangchengshibowuguan，hengaoxingnenggendajialaidaowodezhibojian，woshibencifuzezhibojianbaodezhubo，linxian。
youqingshengming，benzhibojianwuchanggongyijianbao，bushouqurenhefeiyong！guanzhongpengyoumen，dajiakeyibazijidebaobeidounachulairangwokangkangle。”
yiduankaichangbaizhihou，zhibojianlizhiyouliaoliaoshijigeren。
“xianzaizanmenkaishijinxingsuijishipinlianmai，youqingwomendediyiweibaoyou。”
budaoyihuiergongfu，zhibojiandehuamiandangzhong，chuxianleyiweinianqingdenvxing。
还是美女。