《rangnijianbao，nizuihaojiandezhenshibao！》cishuzuoweirigengbabeideyibenchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：——【pengdaozheizhongbubaaiqingdanghuishidenannv，jiuyinggaizheiyang！zhuboshuodemeicuo！】——【gonggongchewei，youweizhijiuwanglimiancha，biemaizheigechejiuxingle，yinwei……
zhibojiandewangyoudoujuedeyoujuben，zheiwanyiranglinxianshuodetaixuanhule，dailegexueyu，jieguodangtianjiuchushile，zheiwanyizenmetingzenmebuzhenshi。
“jintianwanshangtayuewochuquchifan，meixiangdaoshidasuanlawoxiashui，tingshuohaiyoujigeyiqianguanxibucuodetongxueyequle，xianzaidouhaizaijuzilidunzheni！
xianzaiyixiangwodoujibeiyizhenfaliang！”
yuwanwanbujinjinshijinzhang，gengduodeshihoupa，zheiyaoshizhenchuleshenmeshier，tazheigangxingqideshiyejiuyaochedibeizheigehaoguimijijiaohuangle，haibushiyibandehuang。
“woyaoshizhenqule，wogujidoubujiaoyuwanwanle，ershijiaoyuwanwanla！”
xianzaixiangqilaitajiuyouzhongmaogusongrandeganjue，youqishi，tazheigeyupeihaizhengshitazheigeguimisongjitade，taxianzaisuanshichedimingbaile，zheiyaoshibatawangsilikenga！
jiehouyusheng，taxinlizheicaiyouxieqingxing。
“xiange，shenmedoubushuole，nijiushiwoyuwanwandedaenren，yihouyoushenmeshiqing，nizhijieshuoyisheng，youshenmeyaoqiuwodoukeyimanzuni。”
yuwanwanshuozhe，lianxujilinxianshualeshigejianianhua。
**！
直接来十个华子？
hezhezheiyatouzuozhibodanchunshiyeyuaihaoa！
linxiandianlediantou：“xinga，yiyanweiding，youjihuirangwoqunineibianzuozuoke。”
jieshuwanheyuwanwandelianmai，linxianzheicaizhongyujieshujintiandezhibo。
tazhanghuyikouqi，diyijianshiqingjiushijiangchoujiangdejihuijiyongdiao。
“xitong，woyaochoujiang。”
【haode，zhengzaibangsuzhuchoujiangzhong。】
【gongxisuzhu，huode《jianbaozhongdefengshuixue》quanjingtong。》
gudaiwenwuyouqishimudilidewachudewenwu，yongyuanlibukaifengshui。
cishukeyibangjiangguwanhefengshuisuzhuronghuiguantong，duiqiyunyongzuodaoluhuochunqing。
budebushuo，zheizhongzhibo，bitaqianshidangyulezhuboshufutaiduole。
bijingzheishidangdidebowuguanrenyuan，linxiansuanshiyoubianzhide，daiyufeichanghao，zhishaobuhuiyinweiwanbuchengzhiboyejierbeishangsipitougailianyidunchouma。
qishi，tahenreaizhiboxingye，tajuedenengdaijidajiahuanle，zijiyehuijuedehenkuaile。
danshitabuxihuanyazha，buxihuanbierenqiangpozhezuoshi。
erqietahaishiyigechuanyuezhe，yaoshizaifashengzheizhongqingkuang，neitabuzhijiewagekengjizijimaile，jiutaidiuchuanyuezhedelianle！
zheiyishi，tayaoguodeshufu，zizai，zhudayigeshenxinheroutideyuyue，zhudayigeshuang！
ruguoyoujihui，tadasuanzijichengliyigezijidezhibogongsi。
xianzaizheidifanggaochuzijimingqizaishuo，yicitiaoban，duojileiyixiezibenheziyuan，chengliyigechuanmeigongsiwanquanbuchengwenti！
zhibojieshu，linxiancongzhiboshilichulai。
cikeliuhuiruhehejianshudouzaidengzheta。
liangrenkanlinxiandeyanshendoubianle！
zheicizhibo，daijitamendezhenhanketaiduole！
ruguoshangcilinxianzhudadeshigaocabian，neimezheicidaijitamengengduodeshijishuliu。
daijidajiahuohuanledetongshi，youzhanxianchuzijiguorendejishu！
一个字——绝！
“linxian，mingtianyidazaowojiuhuijilingdaoshenqingdeguanyunizhibodashangdeshiyide，wojuede，nizhiboxiaoguozheimehao，gaijinidejiajiang，shijueduibunengshaode。”
hejianshuzhidao，tazheiyichangzhiboxialai，guangshiguanzhongmendedashangjiuyoudajiwankuaiqian。
zheifenchengyaoshibujilinxian，kejiutaishangrenxinle。
liuhuirugaoxingdouxiezailianshang，tayibalouzhelinxiandebeibu：“zou，jiejintianjixudainichihaidilao。”
“jie，haidilaowochinile。”
“youhe，haitiaoshangle，qujiejia，jiejinizuomantouchi。”
林弦：“……”
“neiwohaishihaidilaoba。”
“zenmele？nijiewopingshizaijiahaizhenbuhuizuomantou，shuoqilaiwohaishidiyicizuomantou，mantouzaizanmenzheijiaomomoduiba？
jiedediyicimodoujinile，nihaibuleyia？”
林弦：“？？？？”
这什么虎狼之词啊？
xingkuizheimeikaizhibo，zheiyaoshihaikaizhezhibo，gujizhibojiandanmuyouyaobaozha。
“huirujie，wojuedeniyehenshihezuozhibo。”
“hahaha，wozhishidongdebuduoa。”
……
第二天一大早。
linxiancongshuimengzhongqilai，yikanshijianshiyidianban。
zuotianwanshangchiwanhaidilaohuiqudousandianle，daozijichuangshangshenmedoumeixiangdaotoujiushui。
xinglaidakaishoujiyikan，shoujishangyoushijigeweijielaidian，shiliuhuirudaguolaide，linxianganmangdakaishouji：“huirujie，shenmeshiqing？”
“gangganghezuzhangqujizanmenlingdaoshenqingle，yihounizhibodefencheng，jingguoguanneilingdaodeshangliang，yihouzhibodeshouyi，nikeyinajiucheng。”
“九成？这么多？”
linxiandouyouxiebukesiyi。
这也太良心了吧？
“dui，yinweidajiadouzhidao，zheidoushiniyigerenzhengquguolaile，nihuanzuoshiwomen，renjiabukenengjiwomendashangyifenqian，erqie，nihuole，duiwomenguanneiyedayoubangzhu，yourenlaixianxiafufeijianding，haiyoujiwomenjuanzengwenwudeyeduole。”
“hao，womingbai，tiwoxiexiegeweilingdaole。”
zhongwutaquleyitangjiangchengbowuguan。
zuotianwanshangtayichangzhibojiuzhuanlesiwanduokuaiqian！
meiyoubeiyazha，talinxianhaizhenyoudianbuxiguanle！
danzixiyixiang，qishibowuguanneibianyehenzhuan。
tashengpalinxianzheigerencaipaodaoqitadifangle，pingjielinxianxianzaideredu，buguanshiquna，doudayourenyao。erqiekaijiahuigenggao，wanyidaoshihouquqitawenwanjigou，neixiejigouyeshizhuandepenmanboman。
keyishuozheigejigougejuhenda。
“xiaolin，nizhiboyaoshileidehua，wanshangwojihezuzhangshenqingyixia，rangnixiuxiyitian。”
“没事，我不累。”
“bulei？neixiawupeiwozhuanzhuan。”
“huirujie，nidasuanquna？”
liuhuirushenmixixideyixiao：“quchengnianrengaiqudedi。”
liuhuirukaileyiliangpasate，yiluquchelaidaolejiangchengdewenwanshichang。
“zheijiushinishuodechengnianrengailaidedier？”
“buranni？niyiweishina？”
liuhuiruxiaodeyouxiewumei：“zuowankannizhibo，ganjuenizhentingniua。
jintianxiawuzanlianglaizheiguangguang，kannengbunengtaodaoyidianhaodongxi。”
……
“xiaohuozi，laikanyikana，wozheitanshangquanshilaodongxi。”
“meinv，laikanyixiabu？wozheidongxibaozhen，shangdaoqinhuanghanwu，xiadaotangzongsongzu，bulaobuyaoqian。”
yigeliushiduosuidelaotouzaineixiaomimidiyaohezhe。
“kankan？”liuhuirupieleyiyanlinxian。
linxiandayanyisao，suihoudaizheliuhuirulikaile。
“xiaohuozibiezoua！yaolewokeyijinidabazhe，bububu，qizhe！liuzheyexinga！”
林弦当即笑了。
“nizheizhenggetanzishangshangxiaxia，zuilaodeyejiushinizheilaobidengbenrenle。”
tanzhu：“woxxxx。”
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