第5章

cishi,zhibojianneizaixianrenshuyijingdadaoleliangqianren!

zheishiyiqianconglaimeiyouguodeqingkuang!

“huiru,huirujiekuaixingxing。”

“shenme?bowanle?”liuhuirugangadizhidoutui。

“bushi,zanzhibojianderenshuyuelaiyueduole!”

“sha?”liuhuiruzuibazhangdenengsaixiayigepingguo!

zenmezheihuijinlaizheimeduoren?”

liuhuirulianmangdakaizhibojian,jiuzaizhibojiandedanmuzaineilifengkuangshuaping。

tazhenggerengengshijingdaile:“zheixiaolinzenmezuodaode?nengtongshixiyinzheimeduoren?tazheihuozuodehenhaoa!”

“huirujie,nikankanjiuzhidaole,linxianzhibohaizhenyouyisi!woganggangkanleyihuierjiutingbuxialaile,taigaoxiaole!”

liuhuirumeimoudangzhongshanguojingyi。

tajuedingle,zheicibushuijuele,yaohaohaokankanlinxianzheixiaozidaodizaidashenmefeiji。

……

zhibojianli,linxianxianranmeiyouneimeduonaixindengdaizhehuijia。

“zheiyanggemen,denghuinidaojiale,jixujiwoshenqinglianmai,wozheihoumianhaiyoubaoyouni,jiuxiangualea。”

neiweixiaogeyingleyisheng,ganjinshoushidongxi,zhunbeitiqianhuijia:“haohao,wozhidaole,yihuidaojiawojiulianmai。”

linxianjieshulezheicilianmaizhihou,zhuaneryoulianmailelingyiwei。

这次又来个美女。

linxiandexiaorongshunjianzhanfangleqilai。

“guniangnihao,zanzheibianyaojiandingnajianbaobei?”

zhibohuamiandangzhongluchulenvshengjiaohaodemianrong,tongshiyenengkanchuzheishiyigehaixiugirl,neibiandenvshengshengyinyouxiejucu:“neige……shexiangtouzenmediaozhenga,diyiciwoyoudianjinzhang……”

“meiguanxide,diyicinanmianyouxiejinzhang,meishi,wodengni。”

zhibojiandeguanzhongmentingdaolinxiandeshengyindoubiandeheshengxiyushi,zhijiejiubengbuzhule!

nima!zhenshizuilianjianbaoa!

cikedezhibojiannei,danmujihumanpingmushuadoudoushi《zhuyizuilian》sigedazi。

——【buduia!zheitamabuduia!mangshengwofaxianlehuadian!gangganggenneiweixiaogeshuohua,kebushizheigeyuqia!】

——【nixiaozizaizheiwanchuanjubianlianni?】

——【hahaha,baobianliande,laodi!】

——【haohaokanhaohaoxue,shenmejiaozuozuilian,jianyibazheigepianduannarubeiyingjiaocai!niqiaoqiao!zheijiujiaozuozhuanye!jiaokeshushidebianlian!mingtiandexinwentoutiaojiuyijingyoule:zhenjing!moujianbaozhubojuranruciduidaichabieduidaijianbaoren,linggeweijianbaorenhanxin!】

——【haohaohao,jiushinixiaoziluanfaxieuczhenjingbudexinwen!zhubocaiganggangqibujiuxiangjizhubolaxiashuishiba?】

——【guigui!zheijiushilaoxigudebianlian!】

【……】

jiannaweihaixiudexiaomeinvbuhuizenmefanzhuanshexiangtou,tayuelaiyuehaixiu,linxianganmangjiaoxue:“meiguanxide,zanbuzhejiang,wolaijiaonizenmefanzhuanshexiangtou。”

guoleyihuier,duifangzhongyubashexiangtoufanzhuanguolaile。

haixiuxiaomeinvzhuozishangbaifangzhehaojigetongqian。

“zhubo,keyibangwokankanwodebi,nengzhijigemantou。”

“ok,zaijianbifangmian,wokeshifeichangzhuanyede。”

shuozhe,linxiankaishiyigejiezheyigekanleqilai。

“meiwentimeiwenti,nidebihenkaimena,nengzhiyiqianmantoumeinv,kaolvyaochuandima?”

“可以传递吗?”

“dangrankeyi,womenzheishizhengguibowuguan,wodaoshihoujinigedizhi,nidaoshihoubadongxinaguolaijiuxingle。”

“好的主播。”

zhibojiannei,danmushangquanshiyigegewenhao。

——【shuxipingchangdeduihua,wozenmetingqilaiganjueyoudianbuduijingni?wentidaodichuxianzainani?】

——【nibushuoshiba?doubushuo?neiwoyebushuo!】

——【zanmendewenhuajiushibodajingshena!muqiankanlai,zheizhubojianbi,jiandehaizhenbucuo!】

——【zhubo,wozheiliyougesanguoshiqidewenwu,zhubonengkankanma?wozheiliyougebi,zheigeshicaocaowodebi。】

——【made,meinvjiejienikeqianwanbiebeizhubopianle,biequzhuboneilia!zheiyangtajiuchengnidelaoshile!】

——【loushangde,zheishiweisha?】

——【yinweimingyanyiriweishi,zhongshenweifua!】

——【woleigedoua,nimendouzaiganshenmea?chemendouhansile,yibuxiaoxinjiushanggaosule!!】

【……】

zhibojiandedanmuhaobuqingsongyukuai,jiushizongganjue,zheizhibojianhaoxiangbianleyizhongyanse。

linxianyejuedechesutaigaole,bieyihuierjitafengle。

talianmangkesouleliangsheng,zhizhizheigekaichedanmu:“gewei,wenmingkanzhiboa,wanyansegengdegengdedoujilengjinglengjing,zheishichunlvsedezhibojian。

lai,rangwomenyouqingxiayiweibaoyou!”

……

jiuzaizheishi,ganggangneiweilianmaidexiaogeyouzhongxinlianshangle。

erzheicizaijian,tadeyuqidoubiandejiqibuduijing!

“zhubo!zhubo,chudashile!”

zhijianxiaogezhouweiyipianqihei,xiangzhanzaiwaimian,erdeyuqibiandejiweijinzhangjiaozao,sihaomeiyouganggangneifancongrong。

linxianyeyishidaoqingkuangbudui:“zenmele?nibushihuijianalingyibanlema?”

“wojintiantiqianhuijia,gangdaojiamenkou,tingjialimianshengyinbudui,wojiahaoxiangjinzeile?

woxunsizhe,mofeishiyourendawohufudezhuyileba?”

“jialijinzeile?nilaopozaijiama?”

“zaia?buguozheigeshihouzheimewanle,tayinggaidoushuile,erqie,woganggangfenmingtingdaodeshinanrendeshengyin!”

linxiantongkongyizhen:“?????”

nima!zheijindehaibushiputongdezei,shiyinzeia!

gangshuowantazheishilvsezhibojian,zheixiaogelimajiulvle!

tazheizuishiputilaozukaiguoguangma?

“xiongdi!xiongdixiongdi!nixianbieji,nitingwoshuo,zanzheigeshihouwulunruhedouyaolengjing,nixianbiezhejijinqu,nihaodeyeshizhangguanshiwandajundehuangdi,nizheihougongluanle,qianwanbunenghuang,zanxiananbingbudong。”

ercike,zhibojianguanzhongdedanmugengshijilieleqilai。

——-【******!zhubozheizuizhenshikaiguoguanga!zhiqianjizheiweixiongdishuopazheixiongdilaopoqibingzaofan,zheixiahaizhenzaofanle!】

——【xiongdi,nikeyidingyaodandinga!zheigeshihouyidingyaowenzhu,baochilizhi!shuobuding,nijialimianshixiashuiguanhuaile,nilaopozhaorenzaixiuxiashuiguandaoni?】

——【nizheigeshizhengjingxiashuiguandaoma?wokanxianzaijiuyinggaishajinqu!daodiyaokankantamenzaigaoshenmemingtang!】

——【huaile,zheixiazheiweibaoyoudelaopozhenzaofanle!】

——【xiongdia!doujidajiahuoshuoleduoshaobianle!shangbandeshihou,qianwanbunengtiqianxiaban!zheishilaogewoguolairenjingyana!】

——【loushanglaogeyeyougushi?kaiboxisuo!】

——【laogejiutiqianhuijiaxiangrangzhubojiangebao,jieguojiabeitoule?zheibozhuboquanze!】

——【wotamajiukangejianbao,haiyouzheizhongjuqing?**!】

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cishicike,zhibojiandanmufeiqi,renaowubi,buduanxiyingengduodewangyouguolai。

dajiabenxiangzheyibenzhengjingyansudijianbao,zheichengzheizhongjuqingle?