cishi,zhibojianneizaixianrenshuyijingdadaoleliangqianren!
zheishiyiqianconglaimeiyouguodeqingkuang!
“huiru,huirujiekuaixingxing。”
“shenme?bowanle?”liuhuirugangadizhidoutui。
“bushi,zanzhibojianderenshuyuelaiyueduole!”
“sha?”liuhuiruzuibazhangdenengsaixiayigepingguo!
zenmezheihuijinlaizheimeduoren?”
liuhuirulianmangdakaizhibojian,jiuzaizhibojiandedanmuzaineilifengkuangshuaping。
tazhenggerengengshijingdaile:“zheixiaolinzenmezuodaode?nengtongshixiyinzheimeduoren?tazheihuozuodehenhaoa!”
“huirujie,nikankanjiuzhidaole,linxianzhibohaizhenyouyisi!woganggangkanleyihuierjiutingbuxialaile,taigaoxiaole!”
liuhuirumeimoudangzhongshanguojingyi。
tajuedingle,zheicibushuijuele,yaohaohaokankanlinxianzheixiaozidaodizaidashenmefeiji。
……
zhibojianli,linxianxianranmeiyouneimeduonaixindengdaizhehuijia。
“zheiyanggemen,denghuinidaojiale,jixujiwoshenqinglianmai,wozheihoumianhaiyoubaoyouni,jiuxiangualea。”
neiweixiaogeyingleyisheng,ganjinshoushidongxi,zhunbeitiqianhuijia:“haohao,wozhidaole,yihuidaojiawojiulianmai。”
linxianjieshulezheicilianmaizhihou,zhuaneryoulianmailelingyiwei。
这次又来个美女。
linxiandexiaorongshunjianzhanfangleqilai。
“guniangnihao,zanzheibianyaojiandingnajianbaobei?”
zhibohuamiandangzhongluchulenvshengjiaohaodemianrong,tongshiyenengkanchuzheishiyigehaixiugirl,neibiandenvshengshengyinyouxiejucu:“neige……shexiangtouzenmediaozhenga,diyiciwoyoudianjinzhang……”
“meiguanxide,diyicinanmianyouxiejinzhang,meishi,wodengni。”
zhibojiandeguanzhongmentingdaolinxiandeshengyindoubiandeheshengxiyushi,zhijiejiubengbuzhule!
nima!zhenshizuilianjianbaoa!
cikedezhibojiannei,danmujihumanpingmushuadoudoushi《zhuyizuilian》sigedazi。
——【buduia!zheitamabuduia!mangshengwofaxianlehuadian!gangganggenneiweixiaogeshuohua,kebushizheigeyuqia!】
——【nixiaozizaizheiwanchuanjubianlianni?】
——【hahaha,baobianliande,laodi!】
——【haohaokanhaohaoxue,shenmejiaozuozuilian,jianyibazheigepianduannarubeiyingjiaocai!niqiaoqiao!zheijiujiaozuozhuanye!jiaokeshushidebianlian!mingtiandexinwentoutiaojiuyijingyoule:zhenjing!moujianbaozhubojuranruciduidaichabieduidaijianbaoren,linggeweijianbaorenhanxin!】
——【haohaohao,jiushinixiaoziluanfaxieuczhenjingbudexinwen!zhubocaiganggangqibujiuxiangjizhubolaxiashuishiba?】
——【guigui!zheijiushilaoxigudebianlian!】
【……】
jiannaweihaixiudexiaomeinvbuhuizenmefanzhuanshexiangtou,tayuelaiyuehaixiu,linxianganmangjiaoxue:“meiguanxide,zanbuzhejiang,wolaijiaonizenmefanzhuanshexiangtou。”
guoleyihuier,duifangzhongyubashexiangtoufanzhuanguolaile。
haixiuxiaomeinvzhuozishangbaifangzhehaojigetongqian。
“zhubo,keyibangwokankanwodebi,nengzhijigemantou。”
“ok,zaijianbifangmian,wokeshifeichangzhuanyede。”
shuozhe,linxiankaishiyigejiezheyigekanleqilai。
“meiwentimeiwenti,nidebihenkaimena,nengzhiyiqianmantoumeinv,kaolvyaochuandima?”
“可以传递吗?”
“dangrankeyi,womenzheishizhengguibowuguan,wodaoshihoujinigedizhi,nidaoshihoubadongxinaguolaijiuxingle。”
“好的主播。”
zhibojiannei,danmushangquanshiyigegewenhao。
——【shuxipingchangdeduihua,wozenmetingqilaiganjueyoudianbuduijingni?wentidaodichuxianzainani?】
——【nibushuoshiba?doubushuo?neiwoyebushuo!】
——【zanmendewenhuajiushibodajingshena!muqiankanlai,zheizhubojianbi,jiandehaizhenbucuo!】
——【zhubo,wozheiliyougesanguoshiqidewenwu,zhubonengkankanma?wozheiliyougebi,zheigeshicaocaowodebi。】
——【made,meinvjiejienikeqianwanbiebeizhubopianle,biequzhuboneilia!zheiyangtajiuchengnidelaoshile!】
——【loushangde,zheishiweisha?】
——【yinweimingyanyiriweishi,zhongshenweifua!】
——【woleigedoua,nimendouzaiganshenmea?chemendouhansile,yibuxiaoxinjiushanggaosule!!】
【……】
zhibojiandedanmuhaobuqingsongyukuai,jiushizongganjue,zheizhibojianhaoxiangbianleyizhongyanse。
linxianyejuedechesutaigaole,bieyihuierjitafengle。
talianmangkesouleliangsheng,zhizhizheigekaichedanmu:“gewei,wenmingkanzhiboa,wanyansegengdegengdedoujilengjinglengjing,zheishichunlvsedezhibojian。
lai,rangwomenyouqingxiayiweibaoyou!”
……
jiuzaizheishi,ganggangneiweilianmaidexiaogeyouzhongxinlianshangle。
erzheicizaijian,tadeyuqidoubiandejiqibuduijing!
“zhubo!zhubo,chudashile!”
zhijianxiaogezhouweiyipianqihei,xiangzhanzaiwaimian,erdeyuqibiandejiweijinzhangjiaozao,sihaomeiyouganggangneifancongrong。
linxianyeyishidaoqingkuangbudui:“zenmele?nibushihuijianalingyibanlema?”
“wojintiantiqianhuijia,gangdaojiamenkou,tingjialimianshengyinbudui,wojiahaoxiangjinzeile?
woxunsizhe,mofeishiyourendawohufudezhuyileba?”
“jialijinzeile?nilaopozaijiama?”
“zaia?buguozheigeshihouzheimewanle,tayinggaidoushuile,erqie,woganggangfenmingtingdaodeshinanrendeshengyin!”
linxiantongkongyizhen:“?????”
nima!zheijindehaibushiputongdezei,shiyinzeia!
gangshuowantazheishilvsezhibojian,zheixiaogelimajiulvle!
tazheizuishiputilaozukaiguoguangma?
“xiongdi!xiongdixiongdi!nixianbieji,nitingwoshuo,zanzheigeshihouwulunruhedouyaolengjing,nixianbiezhejijinqu,nihaodeyeshizhangguanshiwandajundehuangdi,nizheihougongluanle,qianwanbunenghuang,zanxiananbingbudong。”
ercike,zhibojianguanzhongdedanmugengshijilieleqilai。
——-【******!zhubozheizuizhenshikaiguoguanga!zhiqianjizheiweixiongdishuopazheixiongdilaopoqibingzaofan,zheixiahaizhenzaofanle!】
——【xiongdi,nikeyidingyaodandinga!zheigeshihouyidingyaowenzhu,baochilizhi!shuobuding,nijialimianshixiashuiguanhuaile,nilaopozhaorenzaixiuxiashuiguandaoni?】
——【nizheigeshizhengjingxiashuiguandaoma?wokanxianzaijiuyinggaishajinqu!daodiyaokankantamenzaigaoshenmemingtang!】
——【huaile,zheixiazheiweibaoyoudelaopozhenzaofanle!】
——【xiongdia!doujidajiahuoshuoleduoshaobianle!shangbandeshihou,qianwanbunengtiqianxiaban!zheishilaogewoguolairenjingyana!】
——【loushanglaogeyeyougushi?kaiboxisuo!】
——【laogejiutiqianhuijiaxiangrangzhubojiangebao,jieguojiabeitoule?zheibozhuboquanze!】
——【wotamajiukangejianbao,haiyouzheizhongjuqing?**!】
【renqi】+1+1+1+1+1+1
【renqi】+1+1+1+1+1+1
cishicike,zhibojiandanmufeiqi,renaowubi,buduanxiyingengduodewangyouguolai。
dajiabenxiangzheyibenzhengjingyansudijianbao,zheichengzheizhongjuqingle?