第3章

“zanmenxianzaiyouqingxiayikebaoyou。”

kanwanjiao……budui……kanwantui……yebudui……kanwanbaobei……linxianziranerrandikaishilediergeshipinlianmai。

jiuzaizheishi,huamiandangzhongchuxianleyigeshenzimanmiaodemeinv。

好家伙,又是美女!

meinvyikaishibuhuidiaoshexiangtou,suoyishoujishexiangtouganggangjiuduizhunletadelianpang。

heisezhangfashunzhisihua,chentuochu**dejifubaixishengxue,yishuangqingchedeyouruqiushuiyibandeyanjing,wuguanjingzhidiwuketiaoti,youqishineijingzhirunzede**xiaozui,gouchengyizhangjingmiaojuelundewanmeimianrong。

biqiganggangneigemeiyoululiande,zheigegengnengtiqiguanzhongmendexingqu!

——【bushuolegemenmen,zheigewoshizhenxihuan,doubiejiwoqiang,zheishiwodebao。】

——【**?zheibushiwonvpengyouma?wonvyouzenmegenzhubolianmaile?】

——【nima?loushangpianpiandajiahuojiuxingle,biebazijijipianle,niaohuangdexianlai!niaojieshidewanghoushaoshao,bieyihuierzasitale!】

——【gezheieryiyinni?niaojieshisuangesha,dexianshangniaoduzheng,zaishangzuowanjieshishoushuhoudiyipaoniao,ranhouzaishangniaohuangde,zuihoushangtangniaobingde,zhudayigexiankuhoutian!】

——【birenyouxingpinchangguo!wozhidaoniaoduzhenghuanzhedeniaosuhanliang,shizhengchangrenzuidaniaohanliangdesanbeizuoyou,lilunshangqueshikeyixiankuhoutian!】

——【sheiwennile,nizahaikepushangle?】

——【wowendezale?】

——【wobuganshanglaizhijieniao,wopatayaoshanglai!】

——【????】

——【……】

zhibojiandedanmujuranchuqidikaishiduoleqilai。

zheishigezaizhiqian,shiconglaimeiyouguodexianxiang!

yiqianzheigeshihou,dajiahuodoukaishinishuinide,woshuiwode,youshihouwoshuinide,nishuitade。

zheigeshihou,jiulianzhiboshidegongzuorenyuandoukaishikanleqilai。

“qiguaile?woyigekanguobuxiashangqianchangjianbaodedalaoyemenzenmeyejinjinyouweidikanqilaile?”

yipangdediaoshizuxiaolinannanziyudao。

pangbiandebixiaoliudasansuidelaozhangyipangmanlianyansudao:“gurenshuole,seshiguagugangdao,meirenzhongweikugu,ai,xianzaidenianqingrena,jiushihaozheikou。”

xiaolizaiyipangmeihaoqidipieletayiyan,zheiyipie,ganghaokandaolaozhangjiangganggangdezhibojilupingbaocunlexialai!

“haojiahuo!laozhangnitamade……”

haonigelaoliu,zuishangyibenzhengjingquanwo,jieguozijidaoshishenxianshizule!

laozhangyiyanfaxianzijibeifaxianle,suoxingyebuzhuangle:“heiheihei,seshiguagudao,danwojiushixiangkankan,nilaogewozheigutoudaodiyouduoying!”

小李:“……”

……

zhibohuamiandangzhong,zheiweihaokande**jieyijingtaochulezijidedabaobei。

“nihaozhubo,woxiangrangnikanyixiawozheigedongxi。”

zheibaobeishiyigeleisiyutouguandeshipin,zhongjianshidiyigeguseguxiangdehudiewenlu。

buguozhayikandaoshiyoudianxiangshiheimoxianbianshenqi。

linxianweiweiyizheng,zheiwanyiershigunalaheianzhishen,heimoxianbianshenqi?

zhijiantazhoumeidao:“**jie,wojuedezheigedongxi,gennijintiandechuandayouxiebudapei。”

neiwei**jietianmeiyixiao:“wojiushixiangrangnibangwokankan,zheidongxidaodizhibuzhiyibaidayang,zheikeshiwohuayibaidayangmaide。”

linxiantuozhenaodai,biaoqingxiandejiweirenzhen。

xiangshisikao,xiangshixiadinglemouzhongjuexin,youxiangshizaizuanyanmouzhongshengwuxue。

“**jie,zheigedongxi,zanzheigekanbaobei,zhuyaojiangjiuyigetianshidiliyurenhe,jiushizheigeguangxianfangmiantebiezhongyao,nizheigeguangxian,shuoshihua,woyoudiankanbuqing。”

“啊?”

**jienazheguseguxiangdeshipin,shaoweilengleyixia,xuanjikaishiwanghoumianzuo,jiangshangbanshenzaizhibojiandangzhongwanquanluchulai。

“再往后一点。”

**jiehentinghua,yushiyouwanghouleyixia。

zheixiazi,jiukandaozheiweitianmeidongrende**jiedechuandale。

lingrendakaiyanjiedeshi,zheiweitianmeide**jiechuanzhefenhongsedexiaodiaodai,luzheduqizaiwaimian,tadeshencaifeichanghao,fubumeiyouyisizhuirou,yinggaishijingchangduanliandeyuangu,fubuyinyinhainengkanchumajiaxian。

“**jienizheimajiaxianlianduojiule?”

**jie:“????”

“shuaige,nidaodishibushijianbaode,nikuaigaosuwo,wozheigedaodizhibuzhiyibaidayanga。”

linxianqingqingkesouleliangsheng,ganggangzuijiaochadianyabuzhule。

tashouqibiaoqing,yibenzhengjingdishuo:“**jienizheiyang,wojuedenizheigebaobei,yinggaishizaiyaoshangmiandaide。”

“腰带?”

“duitou!nizheiyang,nixianzhanqilai,peidaidaoyaoshang,lejinyidian,rangwohaohaojinipinjianyixia。”

zheiwei**jietingdaohou,ganmangjiangzheihudieshipindaidaoyaoshang,budebushuo,zaidaishangzhanqilaiyishunjian,zheiwei**jiedeshencaigengshixianluwuyu,youqishizhanqilai,youzhuanleyiquan。

bairuxuedexiaofuyijixianxidedatui,zhuandaobeimian,keyikandao**jiedeshencaihaishi**,chengxiansxing,huamianyidushifenganren!

kandaozheier,zhibojiandeguanzhongmenzaiyebengbuzhule!

——【woca!zhuboshouliandian!nizuijiaozabiakdounanya!zhuyikoushuia!zheizhongzhihaoledoudeliukoushui!】

——【zheibaobeiketaikaimenle!zhenshijipinbaobeia!】

——【wodima!wozheibuhuishijincuozhibojianleba?niquedingzheishijianbao?bushijian“bao”(disisheng)ma?】

——【zhei**jietaihaokanle!ganxiezhuborangwomenkandaozheizhongbaoyou!jianbaode,shuoshihua,woyigedoumeiguanzhu!danshi,jintianzheigezhibozhenshirangwodakaiyanjie,dabaokoufua!wobixuguanzhunilezhubo,nishidongwomende!】

——【wolegequ,zheiquedingbushichengrenjianbao?】

——【benyiweishigekuzaowuweidelaotounianjing,meixiangdaohaiyouzheizhongzanjingdejiemu!】

——【shenme?woganglai,qingwenzheibushijianbaoma?zenmeyouzanjingdejiemuni?wojiuxiangzhidao,zheigezanjingjiemudaodiyouduozanjing,wobiyanyoudianyanzhong,chuangtouyitiwushierjuanweishengzhidouzhunbeihaole!】

——【tataidongwomenyaokanshenmele!woyuanchengzhiweijianbaodeshen!】

——【……】

【renqi】+1+1+1+1+1

【renqi】+1+1+1+1+1

……

yucitongshi,linxiandeerpanchuanlaixitongtishiyin。

【gongxisuzhu,renqizhiyijingdadaoyiqian,suzhukehuodeyicichoujiangjihui!】