“geweiguanzhongpengyoudajiahao，woshidiyijiefangfanfanzuimonijiemudezhuchiren，bingbing！”nvzhuchimiandaiweixiao，zhanfangchutiantiandexiaorongduizhezhibojiandewangyouhuilehuishou。
“wuhu！！zhongyudengdaomonifanzuijiemukaibole！”
“tingshuozheijiemuyouguanfangbeijing，shibushizhende？”
“dangranle，zheizhuyaomudejiushiweilefangfanfanzuidehaoma！”
“xianzai，rangwomenjieshaobencijiemudeguize！”bingbingzhuanguoshen，pingmushangchuxianleyigeguizejianjie。
“womenxuanzele10gexiancheng，zaizhei10gexianchengneijinxingmonifanzuijiemudebisaisaiqu，meigesaiquyou50mingcansaixuanshou，tamenmeigerendouzailimianyouzhezijideshenfen，yaozaiguidingdeshijianneiwanchengzijidefanzuirenwu。”
“wanchengrenwu，keyihuodejifen，1jifendaibiaozheyibaikuaidejiangli。”
“erbeijichazuchachushenfenxuanshou，jifenjianghuidayizhechuli，beizhuazezaidawuzhesuihoutuichubisai。”
“yejiushishuo……beizhuajifenda0.5zhe，ercunhuodaoguidingshijianjiangnengquanedaichu！”
cihuayichu，wangyouxingfenle。
“**，zheimegaodejiangjin？”
“zaozhidaowoyebaominglea！”
“hahaha，sheimeiqushishini？dangshibaomingkaohedediyixiangjiushiwuqianmi，xiaosi，genbenmeijianchixialai。”
“zheixiecansaixuanshounengshang，woshibujidude。”
bingbingjixujieshao：“rangwojieshaowomenzheiyiciqinglaidezhongliangjijiabin，qianjingfanggaojizongdu，liuzhangqingzongdu！”
“欢迎！”
网友激动了。
“**，zheibushipohuo20shijichuzuiniubideliulaoma？”
“zheiweidounengqinglai，jiemuzuzheitemehaimeiyouguanfangbeijing？kaiwanxiaoni！”
“太牛逼了！”
“shenmeshihoujieshaozhongzixuanshoua？”
……
“peng！”deyisheng，yigechuanzheposu、kanqilaihenqingxiudenanshengpingjingdecongchelimianzoulechulai。
“nihao，zheilijiushinidejiale，nisuobanyandeshenfenshidaizhemeimeilaizheizuochengshidagongdenianqingnongmingong，zheishinigongzuodedifang。”
“nidemeimeibushicansaixuanshou，dantahuipeihenide。”gongzuorenyuanshuodao。
“jichazuwufadiaochazheixiexinxi。”
“3fenzhonghou，jiemujianghuizhengshikaishi，nixianzaikeyixianshuxiyixiazijidejia。”
subaidianlediantou，biaoqingpingjing。
tazhenglileyixiaxiongkoudeweixingshexiangtou，tuimenzoulejinqu。
不错，将就还凑活。
“fanzuijiemu……nenggaoqiana。laodiedezhaikejiukanzijizheicijiemunengdaichuquduoshaoqianle。”
laodiegongsichuxianjingyingxingkunnan，zijiyebannianneicongfuerdaibianchenglefuerdai，buguotakebushineizhongshushoudaibiyuantianyourenderen。
“jialiyejiuqiansangeyieryi……”
“quanliyifu，qingsongnaxia。”
“hu……”subaihuanhuandihuchuleyikouzhuoqi。
他的眼神，很平静。
zhibojian，cikebingbingdeyuqijidong。
“bisaiguize，zuizhongyaodeyitiaojiushi……buyunxuchuxianshanghaixingwei！”
“xianzai……woxuanbu，fangfanfanzuijiemu，zhengshikaishi！！！！！！”
“jiemuzudiyitiaozhiling！”
“wanchengyicipingfenzhishao10jifendeqiangjie，bingqiequanshenertui！”
“xianshi……24xiaoshineiwancheng！”
“dangranle，weibaozhengcansaixuanshouyujichazudeduikanggongping，jichazubuzhidaojiemuzudefabuzhilingdejutirenwuheshijianxianzhi……”
“xianzai，qinggeweicansaixuanshou。”
“kaishinimendebiaoyan！”
“500gecansaixuanshouzhibojianyikaiqi，500gejichazhibojianyetongyangkaiqi，10gefenhuichangzhibojiankaiqi！”
“geweiguanzhongkesuishiyidongchakan！”
wangyou：“！！！！！！！！！！！！！”
zheijiemuyetaiyouqianleba？
这阵仗，简直了啊！
“yaoshijichazukanzhibozenmeban？”
“youzhibokanzhedea，bukenengde。”
“neiwanyizheijigexianchenglimianyourenkanzenmebanni？”
“tingshuo，jiemuzhijieduineibianpingbi，bingqie99%derendouyijingqianshulepeihexieyile。”
“neiyourennashoujizhuanboni？”
“meikandaoyoushexiangtouquanxianma，yaoshiyourenzhuanbojiuzhijiefenghao！”
“zheideshiduogeyidetouruba？”
“tingshuoshihaojigeyulegongsiyiqijizizaiheguojiayiqibandexiangmu，kendingshidatourule……”
江城，第9赛区。
“peng！”bansuizhechemendebeiguanshang，yigegeshenchuanganliandeteshufuzhuangderencongchelizoulexialai。
yigesishiduosuidezhongnianrenjiangqiangbiedaolezijideyaojian：“zheicirenwu，shishangjibuzhixialaide，geweiyidingyaoyansuyingdui，bieyinweishiyigejiemujiutuotuolalade！”
“知道吗！”
“womendijiuxingjingduikeconglaimeiyoudayidexiguan！”
“suiranxianzaimeiyouchuanzhifu，danwomenyaozuode，jiushibawomenpingshidezhandouzhuangtainachulai，tingjianmeiyou！”
xianchangsuoyou‘jicha’quanbutingzhijianbang。
“pada！”shixuezicaizaishuinidimiansuofachulaidepengzhuangsheng，cikezhuangjizaileyiqi。
“是！！！”
“duizhangqingfangxin，baozhengwanchengrenwu！”
“xianzai，1、2、3xiaozulikeqianwangjiangchenggediyinbi，4xiaozuwoqinzizhihui。”wangmengxiadalemingling。
“jizhu，bunengdayi。”
“是！”
xianzai，daliangdewangyouguangzhezhibojian，douyijingshiguanghuayanle，tamendoubuzhidaogaikansheile。
“zheiweijiushidijiusaiqudesangezhongzixuanshouzhiyi？kanqilaihenzhuanga！”yigewangyoushuodao。
“kantadejianjie，tashituiwutezhongbingchushen，buzhidaohuizenmewanchengzheigerenwu？”
yishijian，wangyoudouyouxieqidai。
erzheigenanren，pingjingdetuikailefangmen，zhaodaoleyigexiaoxiangzi。
tadaizheyigeyashemao，zhezhulezijidelian。
qianfang，youyigenvxueshengjiaodididezouleguolai。
nanrenzoushangqian，nachuleyibadanhuangdao，yonghenniangdeshengyinshuodao：“monifanzuijiemu，nimenlaoshiyinggaitongzhiguo，banisuoyoudeqianhaiyoushoujidounachulai，suoyoudedianzichanpinwodouyao！”
neinvgaozhongshengxianshiyizheng，ranhoulianmangdiantou：“a，hao！”
“na，douzaizheilile。”
suihou，nanrenzhijiepaole！
wangyou：“？？？？？？jingranzheimedeqingxintuosu？”
zuizhong，zheigezhongzixuanshoudedaoleganggang10gejifen，wanchenglerenwu。
yishijian，zhenggejiangchengjinrulexiaoxiaodehunluanzhong。
ersanshigedecansaixuanshouxuanzelediyishijianzuoan，kaishilezijidexingdong。
ercishidesubai，queshiyouzaiyouzai。
“laoban，laiyiwanmiantiaoa。”
“记得加煎蛋！”
tazhibojiandeguanzhong：“？？？？？？？？？？”
不是哥们儿，
bierendouzaiqiangjiele，nixianzaipaochulaichimian？
什么鬼啊！
wangyouyishijiandoumengle，zheirentemeshenmeqingkuang？
subaiqueyundanfengqingde，tingzhenaohaideshengyin。
【chaojifanzuifenzixitongyibangding！】
【jiesuoxinshoulibao……】
【chujibodoujineng——yuedengyuputongwujingshentidianfengshuiping。】
“系统，您来了？”
“上座！”