pangbianyigemailaoshuyaodezhongniannanzishizaikanbuxiaqule，yuzhongxinzhangdeduisuyanshuodao：
“xiaohuozidiyiciliantanba，nibuyaohezenmexing？”
“haiyou，nimaideshifubushihuangjin，9999yizhangsheimai？”
“wodengyouyuanren，wuxuyaohe！”suyandandandao。
“.”
nanrenyitingrenbuzhufanlegebaiyan，tahuaiyisuyannaoziyouwenti，wangshang9.9baoyoudewanyi，nage‘dacongming’yuanyidangtadeyouyuanren.
shubuzhisuyanyiyuchengchuo，‘youyuanren’yijinglitayuelaiyuejin。
“jie，nixiangxinwo，neijiahuozhendehenlihai！”
gaomengmengqinmidewanzheqiaoyuxindegebozouzaibuxingjie，yuqikuazhangdao：
“yaobushitadehushenfu，wojiubeidiansile，tajiwodehushenfuyeduoledaoshaojiaodehenji，nishuoshenqibushenqi？”
“xiaomeng，nishuodezheixiedoushiqiaoheba？”
qiaoyuxinguaneryixiaoluchuliangpaijiebaidexiaonuoya，zhangxiangjingmeidetazouzaibuxingjie，shunjianchengweilezhongrenguanzhudejiaodian。
moguibanrehuodeshencai，jifuxuebai，guazilianshangpuzheyicengdandandezhuangrong，shuishuidehongchunxingganeryaomei，xiuzhangdedatuichuanzheyitiaomibaisechaoduanminiqun，xianchushencaidewanmeijuelun。
“绝对不是！”
gaomengmengshijingyaoyaotou，yilianrenzhendao：“qichuwoyehuaiyishiqiaohe，danwopaizhaojinainaikanguo，laorenjiagaosuwozheishilonghushandehushenfu，chaojilingdeni！”
“neinizenmezhidaotazaibuxingjie？”
tingdaogaomengmengzheimeshuoqiaoyuxinyouxinlejifen，yinweimengmengdenainaijingtongxuanshu，juebushiputonglaoren！
“nvrendediliuganya！”
gaomengmengmeixinmeifeidedaxiaodao：“fanzhengnizuijinxinqingbuhao，jiusuanneijiahuobuzaibuxingjie，dangchulaisansanxinyexingba！”
“xiaoyatou，wozhenfunile！”
qiaoyuxinkuxiao，tahaitingxianmuzheigebiaomeide，zhangdepiaoliangjiadiyouhou，zhengtianwuyouwulvdezhenhao.
jiemeiliangyoushuoyouxiaoyindelurenfenfencemu，nanrenmengengshishoubuhuiyanjingle，zhuyaohaishiqiaoyuxinhegaomengmengzhangdetaipiaoliangle，guangshikankanjiuhenyangyan！
“姐，他在那！”
turan，gaomengmengtaishouzhixiangbuyuanchudejiekou，tiaoqijiaolaihuanhudao。
qiaoyuxinshunzheshouzhidefangxiangdingjingyikan，shunjiandairuomuji，biaomeishuohenlihaiderenshigebaiditande？
budui，zheirenzenmeneimeyanshuni？
“是他？”
kandaobaitanderenshisuyan，qiaoyuxinmomingqimiaodexintiaojiakuai。
“xiaohuozi，nizheihushenfumai9999，nengbaoyouwodapaiyingqianma？”
cishidesuyanzhongyuyinglailediyiweikeren，yigehunshenjiuqi，manliangedadezhongniannanzi，tazoudaotanweiqianzuiyanmenglongdekanzhesuyan，yizhangzuichouhonghongdejiucaiweipubierlai！
“恕不招待！”
suyanbunaifandebaibaishou，zheizhongjiangcaifujituoyudapaidejiahuo，kongpashenxianlailedoubaobuzhuta。
“aiya，xiaozitingniubibei！”
nanrenyitingbuleyile，jiujingshunjianshangtoutaijiaojiuyaocailansuyandehushenfu。
“nidetuibuxiangyaole？”
suyantaitoulenglengdedenglenanziyiyan，shengyinbinglengrangrenbuhanerli
nanrenyingshangsuyanxilideyanshen，shunjianjiuxingleyidaban，taganjuezijibeisenlinlideyeshoudingshangle，suishidouyoushengmingweixian！
“xiaozi，ni，niyouzhong，biezairangwokandaoni！”zuijiunanziliaoxiayijuhenhua，liangliangqiangqiangdetaolilexianchang。
“神经病！”
suyanroulerouganbiededuzi，xiawumaiwanzhushafuzhi，cikequanshenshangxiajiaqilaibudaowukuaiqian，xiangchiwanmiandoubugou。
kexishimenbuxuyong‘wuguiyuncaishu’，buranbaimikaiwaijiushijiansheyinxing.
“嘿，看相的！”
turan，yishengjiaohuchuandaosuyanerbian。
“是你？”
“meinv，womenzhenyouyuan，zheimekuaiyoujianmianle。”suyanfaxianshigaomengmeng，liezuiyixiaochongtazhaolezhaoshou。
“guicaigenniyouyuanni，woshiteyilaizhaonide！”
“找我买符？”
suyanyebushengqi，sheirangkehushishangdini.
“nibushinengqiahuisuanma，nisuansuanwozhaonishibushimaifudeya！”gaomengmengtuletuxiaoxiangshediaopidao。
“小萌.”
jiulianqiaoyuxindoukanbuxiaqule，doulunluodaobaiditanle，youbiyaozaiweinanrenjiama？
“zhaowodeshita，bushini！”
suyanmuguangjiongjiongdingzaiqiaoyuxinqiaolianshang，liezuixiaodao：“meinv，zanmenzhenshiyouyuanayoujianmianle！”
“jie，nirenshita？”gaomengmengyileng。
“不认识！”
qiaoyuxinqiaolianxiuhongrenbuzhuchennudedenglesuyanyiyan，zheijiahuodeyanshentaihuaile！
“heihei，zhuanghutuyebuyaojin！wokanniwuyungaiding，choumeikulian，youyudaonanshileba？”suyanwen。
“wa！nizheidoukandechulaima？”
gaomengmengdengdaleyanjing，yuqikuazhangdao：“jie，woshuolezheijiahuoyoudianbenshiba！”
“xiaomeng，jianghushushideguanyongshouduaneryi，meishenmexiqide。”
qiaoyuxinqinghengyisheng，xiangqisuyanshuoyaoshuileta，xinzhongjiuyouzhongmomingdefanzaogan，
“buxinjiubiefangaiwozuoshengyi！”
suyanyitingduifangshuotashijianghushushiyehuole，suiranqiaoyuxinshitaweihunqidanyejuebunengguanzhe，nvrenma，santianbudashangfangjiewa！
“wei，nigenwojieshuohuakeqidian！”
gaomengmengjianzhuangqihuhudedenglesuyanyiyan：“dongbudongshenmejiaoshenshifengdu，niyaozhennengkanchulaijiushuobei，dabulewojiqian！”
“成交！”
tingdaogaomengmengshuojiqian，suyanguoduangaibianlezhuyi，sheirangtaqueqianni。
baitian‘zhapian’gaomengmengdeyiwankuaidoubeijingfangshouzoule，xiangxiangzheishijiuaonao。
“.”
qiaoyuxinwuyule，zenmekansuyandoubuxiangshenyidetudi，fandaoshixianggejietoupianzini！
“meinv，zuijinnidedayimayanchileba？”
“wanshangshuijuezongzuomeng，erqiechenqishihuifaxianzijiyijingle，womeishuocuoba？”suyansixiaofeixiaodekanzheqiaoyuxin。
“胡说八道！”
meidengqiaoyuxinkaikou，gaomengmengqiangxianfanbodao：“nanrencaiyouyijingni，womennvrenzenmehuiyijing！”
“woshuoyoujiuyou，buguoyixueshangjiaoyejiangaochao。”suyanyilianrenzhendao。
“色胚！”
tingdaosuyandejieshi，gaomengmengdelianshuayixiajiuhongle，gangxianglaqiaoyuxinlikai，yinweizhouweiderendoukanleguolai，qifentaigangale.