第三章 熊孩子

游戏外,舞台上。

xiaosazuozaiyipangdeshafashanghepingweiliaotian。

shuoshiliaotian,qishishilingyizhongwutaibiaoxian,tadezhizeshiyindaopingweiduijiabindebiaoxianjinxingshishidianping。

qidaohuoyueqifendexiaoguo。

buranganbabadewutaizhiyoujiabindeshipin,neijiuxiandemeiyisile。

“luoxianglaoshi,youxizhongdeneiduifumu,ninzenmekan?”

“zenmekan?dangranshizuozhekange!”

luoxiangdehuayoushiyinqiyizhenhongtangdaxiao。

lunkongchangnengli,luoxiangdenenglijueduibixiaosahaigaoyichou。

bijing,luoxiangnengduizheyigejingtouzuodaoqianwanjifensidedawanghong,kexiangerzhi,tadejingtouganyouduoqiang。

lunyoumochengdu,gengshishuaixiaosashiwanbaqianliyuan。

jinjinyijuhua,jiurangxianchangqifenzhongxinhuoyueqilai。

shuowandiaopihua,luoxiangyansuqilai,yibanyiyantanqilezijideguandian。

“youxilidezheiduifumu,qishizaixianshishenghuozhonghenchangjian,zixixiangxiang,nimenyidingzaishenghuopengjianguo。”

“qiangshidemuqin,chongshangtiandehaizi,meiyoucunzaigandefuqin。”

“zheiyangdezuheshibushihenduo?”

“funvnengdingbanbiantian,zheijuhuameimaobing,kezaikandangjinshehui,zheijuhuayijingbianweile。”

“zaiwoguo,nvrenyinweimouxiechuantongyuanyinchengweilexiqueziyuan,diweishuizhangchuangao。”

“nanxingtongbaodejiatingdiweikanyou,youqiannishidaye,meiqiandiweibigoudoudi。”

“kezheishijiedecaifu80%zhangwozai0.2%derenshoushang,muguangsuojijieweiqiongren,hetamenxinmuzhongdeyouqianrenhaichazheyidaotianqian。”

“gongziyaoshangjiao,zaijiabunengfapiqi,wangeyouxihaideaixun,meiqimingzheishiailaopodebiaoxian。”

“qingwendajia,zheiyangdeaishifouyaodagewenhao?”

“youxili,nvrengengduobaaiqingzhuzaihaizishenshang,neinandeshenzhichibushangyikoucai。”

“zheiyangdejiating,aishixujiade,tongchuangyimeng,peiyangchuyigexionghaizi,yidianyebuqiguai。”

luoxianglaoshishuowan,xianchangyoushiyipianreliedezhangsheng,qizhongnanshenggudezuiqijing。

jijuhuaquanshuodaoxinkanshangle。

jinjiezhexiaosayouwenyuhualaoshi:“yuhualaoshi,ninyeshizuozhekanme?”

yuhuaxiaolexiao:“woyongyanjingkan。”

guoranshileziren,wanmeijiexialeluoxiangdegeng,yinqiguanzhongxihongtangdaxiao。

“ganggangluoxianglaoshidianpingleyouxilidenpc,xianzaininnengbunengdianpingxiawomenwuhaoxuanshoujiangchedebiaoxian?”

“dangrankeyi,biaoxianzhongguizhongju,tadeyinrenkanqilaibuxiangyigesharenfan。”

mianduizhongrendeyihuobujie,yuhuajixujieshi:“sharenfandejingsuijiushinibuzhidaotashigesharenfan。”

“meiyousharenfanhuibasharenfansangezixiezaietoushang,tamenkanqilaiheputongrenwuyi,shenzhi,biputongrengengdidiao。”

“wendahuabeideshehuirenkansixiongshenesha,nirangtasharen,tafenfenzhongheniaonixinbuxin?”

“yuanlairuci!yuhualaoshideyisishi,jiangchezaimianduizheizhongqingkuangdeshihou,weilebaoquanziji,jiuyinggairenqitunsheng,biereshi。”

“zheiyangkanlai,jiangchetazuodaole。”

zuihou,xiaosazhuanxianghuanglei。

haimeikaishishuohua,huangleiqiangxiantanbai:“bieweinanwo,yigeyongzuozhekan,yigeyongyanjingkan,wobunengshuotangzhekanba?”

huangleiweiqudetanchengdaizhexiexuzichao,zhaoyangshouhuolereliedezhangsheng,zhenchengshiyongyuandebishaji。

xiaosameixiangdaobeihuangleixianqianglezhudongquan,buguotayidianyebuweinan,fanerhenkaixin。

youzheisanweidashenzai,xianchangxiaoliaobuduan,qifengaozhang,zheibatangyingju,yingmale。

“huangleilaoshi,yanxininshizhuanyede,youninlaidianpingxiajiangchedeyanjiba?”

huangleisonglekouqi:“wotongyiyuhualaoshideguandian,buguotebiebiaoyanghuoguo,huoguotangdidesezehenduiwei,womeicaicedehuayinggaishizhongla!”

xianranhuangleiduijiangchedebiaoxianhenbumanyi,huozheshuobuzhidetazheigezhuanyerenshidianping,shenzhiningyuankuayipanhuoguo。

chakedahunrangtahunongguoqule。

“zheizhilaohuli!zhenbujiandan。”xiaosaxinzhonganantucao。

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jingtoucongjiangcheshenshangyizou,laidaoledengziqideshenshang。

dengziqilinzhetanghuchuansuozairenqunzhong,turan,yizhidapangshouzhuazhutadehoubei,yigeliejuchadianshuaidao。

dengziqijinghunweidinghaimeilaidejigaoqingchuzhuangkuangjiubeidapangshoudenvrenehenhenmadao:“niyanxiaa!meikandaoguolidetangshaolea!”

duifangbujinmeiyouweizijidexingweigandaobaoqian,fanererenxiangaozhuang,badengziqiduideyilengyilengde。

好像真是自己错了?

【dengziqi,huoguodianpuputongtongdefuwuyuan。】

dingzheyanqiandetishi,dengziqiyishijianbuzhidaogaizenmezuo。

tashigechaorenqigeshou,fuwuyuandehuotameiganguoa!

yudaozheizhongkerengaizenmeban?

anzhaotapingshidebaopiqi,yaoshiyourenganzheiyangchetahoubei,budejitalaigeguojianshuai?

erqie,tayemeiyouyanxidejingyan,zhinengziwo***。

“woshiyimingfuwuyuan,bunenghekerenchaojia。”

“woshiyimingfuwuyuan,gengbunengbatiaoqilaijitayigebaoli!”

“woshiyimingfuwuyuan,kehushishangdi。”

haibieshuo,zheibanfatingyouxiao!

dengziqijingranganjuezijidehuoqixiaoshile,taishenqile。

bazijidairurenwushedinghou,xinggejingranyechuxianlegaibian。

guoranhuanyigejiaodukanshiqing,shiqingjiuhuibiandewanquanbuyiyang。

yiqianzongshitingbierenshuo,qinshenjinglizhihoucaizhiqiaomiao。

“duibuqi,duibuqi,wozheijiujininjiatang。”

dengziqiwanyaojugongdaoqian,dongzuomali,haizhenyoudianfuwuyuandeyangzi,kejianqihaishiyouyanxitianfude。

xinghaonvrenzhishihengleyisheng,meiyouzaiwuliqunao。

dengziqianansongleyikouqi,xinzhongbuyoudeduifuwuyuanzheigexingyeyoulexinderenshi。

raner,nvdexiaotingle,neigexionghaiziyoukaishizuoyaole。