第3章 明人不说暗话,我想给你生孩子

di3zhangmingrenbushuoanhua,woxiangjinishenghaizi

dajieshang,jianghongyanwanbazheshouzhongdehuiyuanka,ruoyousuosi。

“bi.......xiaojie,wobushihenmingbai,neizhangjudeyierzaizaiersandechuyanbuxun,ninweiheburangwojiaoxunta?”

liangruyinggenzaishenhou,miandaibujie。

“hehe,suoyinishichen,woshijun!”

jianghongyanweiweiyixiao,jiansixiawuren,jixudao:“wonverguocengjingyeshiyifangmijing,zhibuguoyinweidixianjiedelingqiyuelaiyuexishao,suoyicaidaozhinverguozaiwuxiuxianzhe,dan,yijiubushishenmerendoukeyijinrude!”

jianghongyanweiweimiqishuangyan,dandandao:“qianbainianlai,nanziburunverguo,pianpianzaitangsanzangyixingjijiangdaolaizhiji,turanlaileyigenanzi,haikaileyigedianpu。neimenijuede,zheigenanzihuishijiandanrenwuma?”

liangruyingziranbushishazi,zixiyizhuomo,dunshisongranyijing。

“xiaojiedeyisishi,tayaocanyujinfofadongdu?”

“buhaoshuo。erqie,congzheiliangyangdongxikanlai,haibushijianjiandandandecanyu!”

jianghongyannazheheisi,miqihaokandefengmou。

tabuganshuoshenmedoujianguo,danshizheishenmedabangdiheheisi,jueduishitacongweitingwendedongxi!

kanlai,zheisuoweidefofadongdu,yaochuxianbianshulea!

yuemingxingxi,jiebaideyueguangzhaoyaodadi,meilunmeihuan。

huanggongnei,jianghongyantangzairouruandedachuangshang,weifengchuiguo,shabuqingyao,zhuguangranran,yinyinyueyuezhizhong,keyikandaoneizaishabuzhihoumanmiaodeshenqu。

zhijian,jianghongyanliansehongrun,xianxideshouzhangtuozheheisi,youyupiankezhihou,taqingyaobeichi,huanhuanzhanqishen。

lianzuqingyi,laidaoyigeshuodadetongjingqian。

weiweifushen,dakaiheisi,yitiaojiebaiwuxia,fangfosanfazheguangmangdeyutui,huanhuanjinruheisizhizhong。

zhangfarupubuyibanluoxia,dandanzhishizheiyigedongzuo,meiderangrenzhixi。

“zheizhongrouruanshunhuadeganjue,zhendehenbucuo!”

jianghongyanqingxiaoleyisheng,kanzhejingzizhong,shenchuanheisideziji,meimouyiliang。

benshentajiushishencaigaotiao,zaineishaqunzhixia,luchuyixiaojieheisizhangtui,buzhiweihe,tajuranyouyizhongchimideganjue!

hualidecizao,yijingwufaxingrong,zhinengyongyigezilaixingrong。

美!

mingmingdoushitongyangdeshuangtui,chuanshang**zhihou,juranyouyizhongbieyangdemeihuo!

“恩?”

ranerjiuzaizheishi,tongjingzhongdemeirenerturanzhouqihaokandexiumei。

xiayike,jianghongyandelianseyibian,shenseyouxietongku。

“哎!”

tanxileyisheng,ditoukanqu,en,wufakandaojiaojian。

shenshoushitanleyixia,buzhiheshi,shuangtuideweizhijuranliuxialexianxue。

xiayishide,tajiuxiangzhaohuangongnv,jitazhunbeicaomuhuizhileidedongxi,danshiyanjiaoyuguangqueshikandaolechuangshangdeyipianjiebai。

“tingneizhangjushuo,dabangdijiushiyonglaizhenduitiankuishiyongde,yebuzhidaohaobuhaoyong!”

jianghongyannannanleyisheng,danxiangqi**degongxiao,lianmangnaqidabangdi,anzhaoshangmiandeshuoming,fangzaile.......

“呼!”

haoyizhenmanghuo,jianghongyanzhangchuleyikouqi,tajingqidefaxian,juranmeiyousihaodexianxueliutang,shenzhi,neiyisinanshouyewanquanxiaoshi!

zuizhuyaodeshi,qingbian,meiyouyiyangzhigan,dangzhenshinvrendefuyin!

“guoranbufan,congweijianguozhiwu,queyourucifeifangongxiao,neimenidaodilaizinali?”

.......

xiniuhezhou,lingshandaleiyinsi!

jimuyuantiao,lingshanpiaofuzaixukongzhizhong,foguangpuzhaoyiwanli,foyinniaoniao,danfanshitingdaociyinzhiren,xidixinling,jibianshiqiongxiongjiezhiren,yehuifangxiaxinzhongdeliqi,guiyifomen。

suoyi,zaixiniuhezhoudefoguanglongzhaozhixia,renheshenglingdouyixinxiangshan,nanshengenian,yirulaifoweizun!

daleiyinsinei,sanqianfotuoduanzuolianhua,shuangshouheshi,mianrongcihe。

zuishangfang,sanweishenchuanbaiyidepusazhanzailianhuazhishang,shenhoujinlunzhaoyao,duanshiweiyan。

zuizhongjian,yiduojudadejinlian,yiweishenxingweiandefotuoshouzhinianhua,yiyankanqu,fangfonenggoukandaoziji,dongwu,taren!

万生像!

meicuo,mingmingzhishiyiweifotuo,danshizaitashenshang,jiufangfonenggoukandaowanwu!

“guanyindashi,tangsanzangyixing,daolenali?”

foyindanqu,rulaifoweixiaowendao,shengyinweiyanhongda,zhenlongfakui!

“huishizun,yijinglikaijindoushanshuri,xiangbiburibiankedidanverguo!”

guanshiyinshoutuoyujingping,meixinyidianhong,mingmouhaochi,meiershengjie。

“nverguo?cinaixixingzhiguanzhongyaodejienanzhiyi,wangguanyindashixixinguance!”

rulaifoyanshenyishan,dandanshuodao。

“尊法旨!”

观世音微微点头。

yexu,henduorenbumingbai,weihenverguoshizhiguanzhongyaodeyijieni?

henjiandan,dabufendejienan,qishidoushiduizhesunwukong、zhubajie、shaheshangsanrenerqu,zhuyaomudejiushimoliantamenshenshangdeyeshoupixing。

ernverguo,queshizhenduitangsanzang!

kaoyanqineiyikexiangfozhixinshifoujianding!

俗称,情劫!

.......

“哎,我太难了!”

diertianqingchen,qinhaozhanzaidianneimenkou,yanshenyouyu,yangwangzhujiandanqudexingchen。

suiranshuo,xitongjilezijiyigebaomingfangfa,dianneijueduianquan。

但是!

zijibukenengyibeizidoudaizaidianneiba?

吃饭都成问题啊!

bijing,zheishijiemeiyoukuaicana!

“haosibuside,weishenmejiuchuanyuedaoxiyoushijieleni,nidanfanjiwochuanyueyigezhengjingbabaidegudaishijie,bushuodanggehuangdi,bairuchaotang,danzuiqimazuogefujiawengyinggaiwentibudaba?”

qinhaoshizhendehenchouchang,henbudeyibayibadezhuatoufaa!

guran,zheishijiekeyichengxianzuozu,danshitaniangde,bansuideshisuishisiwang。

kankanneishituoguo,renchuxiangdiandao,renjianlianyuchang!

dandarusunwukongjianle,doushihedeyigegentou!

yiwangxi,zuwu,fuxi,dijun,taiyi,neidoushizenmemeide?

人家牛不牛逼?

不是说没就没?

“suiranshuo,renshengzaishiquzhisuan,gongyousanwanliuqiantian,jiayoufangwuqianwansuo,shuijuezhixusanchikuan,zuihoudexiaohecaishiyongyuandejia,danwozheibutiqianguoshanglema?”

zheigedianpu,zhenbuda,yizijixianzaidenengli,genbenbuganchuqu!

“gongzi,wokeyimomonineichiredexiongjima?”

“zheiweizhangjude,nijiudayingnujiaba!”

“gongzi,mingrenbushuoanhua,woxiangjinishenghaizi!”

dianpumenqian,yigegeshencaibaozhadeyujie、**,yanshenchiredekanzheqinhao。

tamendehuayu,gengshibiaohanzhiji,danfanhuangeguojia,doujueduishuobuchurucizhibaidehuayu。

但这里是女儿国!

qinhaofanlefanbaiyan,zhenshiyiqunfuqiandenvren,nandaonimenjiukanbuchu,woxianzaihenyoushangma?

什么摸**肌!

这都什么虎狼之词!

wotangtangchuanyuezhe,woshineiyangderen?