第4章4
wolaibujigenwomamaduoshuo，renzheteng，jiangdianhuadijituzi：“laoshi，rangwomamagenniqingjiazongkeyileba。”
秃子死活不接。
我只能摁了免提。
mamazaidianhuaneibianyuqigongjingdishuo：“wanglaoshinihao，woshiqiangqiangbaba，haizizheigeshangtuodebijiaojiule，yishengrangganjinzhuyuanzhiliao，buranhuiyingxiangyihou，mafanninzhungejia，yinweidezuoshoushu，dagaixuyaobangeyuecainengchuyuan。”
“jiazhang，nikeshizhengankaikouya！
“两周！整整两周！
“nizhidaoliangzhoudeluoxiaduoshaokema？
“erqienimenzheibujiaoqingjia，jiaotongzhi，nimenbushiyinggaitiqiangenwoshuo，ranhouwozaigenxiaozhangshenqingma！xianzaizheiyangmashangjiuyaozouchuqu，yaotongzhiwo，wokebuganjinizheigejia！”
womamazhihaobutingdaoqian：“queshijinintianmafanlelaoshi，zhuyaoqiangqiangzheihaiziyaoqiang，shuoshenmedouyaocanjiawanjintiandebisaizaiqu，yishengyeshuoshizaishibunengzaituole，ninbangbangmang，womenxianqingjia，houxuzaiquzouliuchengbuqianzi。”
tuzilenghengyisheng，jiushibushuohua。
womamazhinengjixuqingqiu“queshishiwomenlishubuzhou，benlaiyinggaihenindangmianqingjiade，danhaizitababaturanchuchale，woyoulinshijielegeshoushu，zheicaizhinengdagedianhua。denghaizichuyuanwoyidingdangmiangenninzhixie。”
womamashiyisheng，zheiyeshiweishenme，wozhuyuanshoushudeshiqingkeyishizijixuanzeshijian。
tutouquebuxin，lenghengyisheng“heng，kezhenqiaoya！”
womamachanggenbingrendajiaodao，genbenmeitingchulaituzideyinyangguaiqi，jixushuozhe：“duiduidui，shidougandaoyiqile，ninranghaizichulai，woyihuierjiuqujie。”
秃子一脸不屑。
“bushishoushuma？zenmeyounenglaijiele？”
womaneibianchuanlaihushigentashuohuadeshengyin，kenengshizhengzaimang，yemeitingjianzheibiantuzishuoshenmelejiucongcongguaduanledianhua。
baoanjiwobanlaiyibayizi“xiaohuozi，wokannizhanbuzhule，xianzuohuier。”
我刚准备坐下。
tuzilengxiaojisheng：“heng，nidehuayangbushaoa？haizhaorenpianwo？”
woyishimeifanyingguolaitashenmeyisi。
他继续絮叨。
“wojiubuxinle，zenmede，quanshijiejiunimenjiajiazhangmangbei？nibachucha，nimayoushoushu？wozabuzhidaonimashidafuni？nineixinxidengjibiaoshangyemeixiea？”
wocongbuxihuanbawobamadegongzuotianzaishenmexinxibiaoshang，yinweixiaoxuedeshihouzongyoulaoshizhaowomamianfeikanbing，wojuedehenfan。
meixiangdaozheidaochengletuziwuxianwodezhengju。
“suibianzhaogerendounengmaochongjiazhangjiwodadianhua，dangwosansuixiaohaiya！”
wozhendewuyudaolejizhi，shizailandegentafeihua。
“neiyaozenmedenicainengxiangxin！”
“hehe，niyaoshinengzhengmingnimashinima，wojiuxiangxinni！”
我气得浑身直哆嗦。
zheirenshibushiyoushenmedabing？
zheizhongshehuizhuchongdaodishizenmedangshanglaoshide！wozhenshibumingbaile！
zhengzaiwozhunbeipoguanziposhuaigentagangdaodideshihou，woturankanjianyuanchuxiaozhanghezhengjiaozhurenzhengzaijianchatiyukeneirong。
yushiwochaoqibaoanshimenkoudelaba，jiukaishidahan。