(三)
「aotiantongxue。」woweixiaozhedaduanlongaotiandehua，biaoqingyaoduowenrouyouduowenrou。
yibanzheidoushiwofabiaoqianzhao，yaoshilinxiaozaizhei，kandaowozheigebiaoqingjueduibatuijiupao。
「怎么了姐姐?」
longaotiankenengyiweizijigaisidemeiliyijingzhengfulewo，haichongwowinkleyixia。
si……gaisidewoxianzaijuedewodiaojinzhuyouguanlile。
「niyizhizaijiangnipengyou，haimeishuonizijini。」
「wo?hahahawojiuyibanba，wo……」
woyidiandoubuxiangtingzheigeyouninandefayan，zhijiedaduan：
「queshi，yibanrenyekanbushangni。」
zheihuashuodeyijingbusuanliuqingmianle，danlongaotianhaoxiangtingbuchulai，haizaineilizhanzhanzixi。
「buhaoyisi，wogaozhongzhuiguoxiaohua。」
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taxiangbiaodashenme?dangguoxiaohuatiangouhenzhidejiaoaoma?
「e?neiweishenmemeizhuidaoni?shiyinweibuxiangma?」
「hai，juedejiuneiyangba。xianzaiwaimiandexiaoguniangdoutaiwuzhile，jiehunyaofangyaoche，yuegehuihaiyaowochuqian。wodougentashuolewoshidushengzi，yihoujialidedongxidoushiwode，shoufuyouwolianggejiejie，dantabutinga，zuihougengefumushigongwuyuandexiaobailianpaole，ze……buguozhuiwoderenhaitingduode，doushuowotiaojianhaozhangdeshuaihahaha。」
wogezenmezheimelalejingranhuibeizheizhongniumadalianluodegesongwaimaihaiqiandexiachang。
「xuezhangnibushishuonihaiyoulianggejiejiema，zenmeyoushuozijishidushengzia?」
「womenjiachuanzongjiedaideerzijiuwoyigeya，nvhaiziyihoudouyaojiachuqude，jiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui，zenmenengsuanyijiarenni?」
madewoxianzaisuanshizhidaowomeidelianainaoweishenmeshidingjidele，zheizhonghuosedoudangchengbaokebushidingjilianainao?
woshenxiyikouqiranhouhuanhuankaobiantingxiache，dakaishouji。
「jiejienishizaidaohangma?」
「bushiwoxiangchayixia《shanhaijing》kankannizainayiye，nishuonizhangdexianggeshuiguihaishuozijishihaiwang，jialimeiyoujingzinizongyouniaoba?mafannikanqingzijia，buyaozhangzhegoushirenleidehaopengyounijiuzaizheiligoujiao!biezaimangmupuxinlehaoma?renleijinhuadeshihounibuhuitoutouduoqilaileba?zhengchangrendemenjiandaodishiyouduogaoa，nizenmejiushimaibujinlaini?」
「nizheirenshuohuazenmezheimenanting，piqizheimechakaizaihaodecheyemeirenkandeshangni。wogeermenzaoshuoyaokaipaochelaijiewo，yaobushikanzaixueyaoxuemeidemianzishangwohaibuxihanzuonizheijibaiwandecheni。」
「aduiduidui，nilianpiduohoua，zhangchengxiuchengqiangdoudedaonizheililaijinhuo，caoyuanfangmuyejiutuyile，zhenniumahaidekanni。nibuhuiyiweizhurouzhangjialezijishenjiazhanglejiuganzheimegennigunainaijianghualeba?laoniangzheizhongdoushilirenmeishijianzaizheiligenniguojiajia，jieniwumaoqiannixianququchaoshimenkouyaomingbailezailaigenwojianghua，shabiyige。」
「你……」
「nishenmeni。naojiangyaoyunlezailaigenwoshuohua，yitiaoxiaoniqiuzhandianyanhaibazijidanghaixianle?zuixianzijiqutianmatonggai，shaozaizheilibababa!」
「我……」
longaotianbeiwoqidezhichuan，haixiangqianshenshouxiangzhuawo。
wozhuazhetadeshouyilayiningyibai，「kaca」yishenglongaotianjiufachucanjiaosheng。
细狗，真没用!
longaotianshuoyeshuobuguowo，dayedabuguowo，zhinenghuiliuliudixiache。
「zuijintianliang，duogaidiantu。」
shuowanwohuanhuanguanshangchechuang，zhijiebachekaizoule。
kaichuyiduanluzhihouwofaxianlinxueyaoyizhimeishuohua，jiudaidaizuozaineili。
tabuhuibeiwohedaoleba?
yaosidemingmingshuohaoyaozaimeimeimianqiansuzaowenroujiejiexingxiangde，ganggangyixiazimeirenzhu。
tabuhuixianqiwoba?buhuijuedewoculuyourusiwenbuxianggenwohaoleba?
「keke……qishiwopingshibuzheiyangde，ganggangwo……」
「ganggangjiejieniyetailihaileba!」
「啊?」
benlaihaixianggenmeimeirencuodewoyileng，ranhoujiutingdaomeimeiyuanyuanbuduandecaihongpi。
「meiyoulameiyoula，wojiusuibianmamanayounishuodeneimelihai。」
「hahahanikuadewodoubuhaoyisile，meiyihouyousheidezuinilegenjieshuo，jiebangnimata!」
「jiejienikebukeyijiaowomarenya?」
「jiaoni?neibuxing，xiaohaizixueshenmemaren，erqiezheimeduoguanzhongkanzheni，yingxiangbuhao!」wozhilezhianzhuangzaichetoudegoprojujuedao。
meixiangdaodanmusihaobujiwomianzi，yiqisapodagunyaogenwoxuemaren。
「womenyexiangxuewomenyexiangxuewomenyexiangxuewomenyexiangxue，jiaojiaowojiaojiaowojiaojiaowojiaojiaowojiaojiaowo，qiunileqiunileqiunileqiunile。」
「xuexinjienidezuizhendebuchuzuma?baituowozhendehenxiangyao。」
「kaibanjiaoxuebaqiuqiule，woguizheting!」
「benleishijinhuanzhezhendehenxianmunenggouyikouqishuchurangduifanghaowuzhaojiazhilideren，meiciyigenbierenchaojiahaimeikaikoujiuliuyanlei，sheidongataibiequle!」
「你们真的要学?」
danmushangyipian「yaoyaoyao」，xueyaoyebuduandiantou。
「xing，neihuijiazhihouwojiaoni!」
「taibangle!dengwoxuehuilechaojia，yihouwoyoulenanpengyou……」
「nijiunengchaoyingtale?」
ze，bukuishiwodehaomeimei，caigenwoxiangchulezheimeyihuierjiuqingxingguolaile。
「a?bushia，wocaibuhuigentachaojiani。renjiashixiangdengwoxuehuilechaojia，jiukeyibaohutale。」
haoma，haishineigedingjilianainao!