第六章 喂,你的吃相太难看了

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“nizenmelaile?”lintianxiaozhewen。

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“neikendingshikeyideya,xuejieyaoshileyidehua,shenmeshihoudoukeyiguolaizhaowo,wulunshenmeshidoukeyi。”

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“nimendeguanxidouzheiyangle,haijiaoxuejie?”genzheshenmengyaoyikuaiguolaidemeinvdiaoxiaodao。

“e……haoxiangyedui,neiyihouwojiujiaomengyaole。”lintianziranshiqiuzhibude。

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【ding!jiejuelanweiloushijian,jiangli:julingqianjiang。】

嗯?拘灵遣将?

这可是好东西呀。

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这任务肯定得完成。

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“dayingdezheimeshuangkuai。”

“neishi,bierenbuhaoshuo,mengyaonideshijiushiwodeshi。”lintianxipixiaolian。

“biejiwozaizheiyouzuihuaqiangde,yaodaishenmedongxiganjinqu,womenzaixuexiaomenkoudengni。”

……

二十分钟以后。

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“jiushizheili,womeimeijiushizaizheilishizongde,jingchashuozhouweidejiankongluxiangxianshiwomeimeijiushizoujinlezheidonglanweilouli,ranhoujiuzaiyemeiyouchulaiguole,zheilimianganghaojiushijiankongpaishedesijiao。”

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xitongganggangjianglidedongxihaimeilaidejiyongni,xianzaiganghaokeyishishiweili。

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这都是事出有因的。

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好家伙!

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“a~zhenshimeiweiya,kakaka……”jinsuizheyoushiyizhenkenshideshengyin。

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事不宜迟。

lintianzhijieshouhaoxiongshaluopan,taochuzaojiuyijingzhunbeihaodexiadengguiqibangqiugun:“wei……nidechixiangtainankanle。”