第6章 傻子离我远点

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chenkenanzhi,yincidatuibeidusuyingxiangchedifeidiao。

ruguofangrendusumanyan,zuihuaidejieguojiushitahuichedimeiming。

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zhishaokeyirangtadeshentibuzaiehua。

lijingchenbuzhidaosuningnuandexiaosuanpan,zhijuenvrendexue,jingyiwaiditian。

tasongkainvrendeshouzhi,titacaganjing,dingzhesuningnuan**debojing,tadehoujiegundong,gangyaoshuoxieshenme,menwaichuanlaiguanjiadeshengyin:

“sanshao,taitailaile,qingninheshaonainaichulaiyiqiyongcan。”

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suningnuanguanchazhetadebiaoqing,xiangdaoneifenziliaoshangxianshidezheigenianqingdejintianliyumeihelijingchendejiuge,tianzhendemouguangliduolejifensuanji。

taxianggexiaoweibasidegenzailijingchenshenhou,daolecanzhuoaizhelijingchenzuoxia。

canzhuodezhuzuoshangshigenianqingdenvren,chuandegewaiyongrongguiqi,lianshangshijingzhidezhuangrong,yiyanwangqushifenmeiyandongren。

lijingchenkanzheliyumei,sangyinhenleng:“nilaizuoshenme?”

liyumeikanzhetashenhoutanchugexiaonaodaichaotazhangwangdenvren,renbuzhupuchiyixiao。

taraoyouxingzhidikanleyan:“wodangranshilaikankannixinqudexifu?zheijiushineigeshazisuningnuanba?”

lijingchenrenzhenuyimeishuohua,zhimiansebingleng:“kanguole,nikeyizoule。”

zheidongbieshushililaoyezizhuanmenjilijingchenyangbingde,yibanbuxurendarao,danzheigejimuliyumeishendelichoudexin,zhengdongyangbingdebieshudoubeihuanchengleliyumeideren。

mingweiyangbing,shizejianjin。

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“wohaodaishinihouma,zuoxialaiyiqichidunfanmeishenmeba?”

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“ya,nijiushiningningdepopoya,ningninghaogaoxingya,diyicijiandaozheimenianqingdepopoe!!”

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ranerzheibuguoshigekaishi。

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“xixi,popochifanfan,ningningweipopochifanfan!”

liyumeilangbeibukandiduobizhesuningnuandegongji,tayaoyaqiechidihechidao:“shazi,liwoyuandian!”

ranersuningnuanqueqieerbushedinazheniupaiwangtazuiliduiqu:“popobuchishibugaoxingma?!ningningyeshiweilexiaoshunpopoya!poposhixianqiningningma?!”

liyumeiqifengle,talishenghedao:“guanjia,haibukuaibatalazou!”