cengzhiwenyileng，xiayishiganjuebumiao。
这小子冲自己来的。
chenchuanbujituisihaochuanxizhiji，bubujinbidao：“guanjiangdexiujian，guanxia，jieguigongbu。guanjiangjuedi，nishenweigongbushangshu，buzhuijiuzijidewenti，zenmefandaohaiqiangxingjibierendingzui？”
“这……”
cengzhiwendunshiyusai，etoushangshenchuleximidelenghan。
chenchuanbuzaikanta，ershizhuanshenmianxianglemanchaowenwu，shengyinchuanbiandadiandemeiyigejiaoluo。
“dibajuedi，wufeilianggeyuanyin。qiyi，shitianzai，shijinniandeyushuishizaitaida，chaochuledibadechengshoujixian。”
“qier，bianshirenhuo！shiyourenzaixiujiandibashitougongjianliao，shiyourenzairichangweihuzhongwanhuzhishou！”
“bixiashijuede，wochuaifanshapan，yinfajuedidekenengxingda，haishigongbuwanhuzhishou，zhongbaosinang，zhishidibazhangnianshixiujuedidekenengxingdani？”
“nimenbatianzairenhuodezeren，quandoutuidaoyigeshapan，tuidaowochenchuandetoushang，wufeijiushixiangzhaogetizuiyang，laiyangaizijidewunengheshizhiba？”
tatingzhilejiliang，yingzhesuoyourendemuguang，zuijiaogouqiyimojiduzhangkuangdehudu。
“woyaozhenyouzheimedadebenshi，taituiyijiao，jiunengrangqianlizhiwaidejianghejuedi，rangzheitianjiangxiahongzai。”
“neiwochenchuanhaizhanzaizheiligennimenfeishenmehua？”
“zheilongyishangzuozhede，bujiugaishiwolema？”
shuodaozuihou，tashenzhihainiuguotou，chaozhelongyidefangxiangtiaoletiaomei，daizheyisiwanweihetiaoxin。
“bixia，nishuoshiba？”
“逆贼！逆贼！”
gongbushangshucengzhiwenxiangshibeicaileweibademao，shunjianzhamao，zhizhechenchuandebizi，jidongdehunshenfeiroudouzaizhandou。
“bixia！cizilangziyexin，zhaoranruojie！tazheishizaimoufana！qingbixialikexiazhi，jiangcizimingzhengdianxing！”
“cidengkuangtu，bushabuzuyipingminfen！”
yuanbenhaiyouxiebeichenchuanwailiraojinqudeguanyuan，cikeyequandouqingxingguolai，yigegeyifentianying，shashengzhentian。
chenjianyeshuangtuiyiruan，mianrujinzhi：“bixia，quanzizhishidagebifang，haiqingbixiashuzui！”
longyizhishang，zhulianzhihou，xiaowushuangneishuangfengmouzhongdehanyi，jihuyaojiangzhenggedadiandongjiechengbing！
yigubixianqiannonglieshibeideshaqi，putiangaidierlai！
“bixia，zhuweidaren，biezheimejidongma。wojiushikaigewanxiao。”
chenchuanyeganjuezijiyouxieguole，mangxiaoleqilai。
所有人却是一愣。
玩笑？
这是能开玩笑的吗？
nizheiwanxiao，shibushiyoudiantaikuangyele？
chenchuanmeilihuizhongrenneiyaochirendeyanshen，ziguzidishuodao：“wodeyisishi，ruguowozhenyouneizhongtongtiandebenshi，yijiaojiunengyinlaitianfa，rangjianghegaidao。”
“neizheizhongliliang，bujiudengtongyuyanchufasui，rutongshenmingyibanlema？”
“yongyouzheizhongliliang，xiangyaozheihuangwei，haibushitannangquwu？”
tadunledun，huanshisizhou，muguangzuizhongluohuidaolongyishangneidaoshenying。
“kewentishi，woyouma？”
“我没有。”
chenchuansonglesongjian，yilianwugu。
“wozhishiyigeshouwufujizhilidehoufuershizu，wochuaifanshapan，kaodeshimanli，bushifali。”
“suoyi，guanjiangjuedi，genwodeneiyijiao，meiyoubanmaoqianguanxi。”
“tazhisuoyihuijuedi，wentibuzaitianshang，buzaiwoshenshang，erzaidishang！zaigongbushenshang！”
chenchuanmengdiyizhiliansetieqingdecengzhiwen，shengyindouranbiandelingliqilai：“cengshangshukezhi，rujinshishenmeshijie？”
cengzhiwenbeitazheituruqilaidezhuanzhegaodeyileng，xiayishididao：“……xiaxunzhiqi。”
“说得好！”
chenchuanyipaidatui，langshengdao：“jiranshixiaxunzhiqi，nianniancishi，daxiajingneigedajiangheshuiweidouhuibaozhang，jiyiyinfahongzai。”
“zheiyinggaishichangshiba？”
“zuoweizongguantianxiashuiligongchengdegongbu，nimenzuihaodexianli，nandaobuyinggaishitiqianxuncha、jiagugechudiba，quebaowanwuyishi，burangyichuhedikuikouma？”
“zhei，caishizhenzhengdewengujiangshan！zhei，caishixianjibixia、xianjiwodaxiawanminzuihaodeliwu！”
“kenimengongbufangzhezuiyaojindefangxundashibuguan，quehaofeilezhengzhengbanniandeshijian，dongyongwushunenggongqiaojiang，qudiaozhuoyigezhongkanbuzhongyongdeshapan！”
“半年啊！”
“zheibannianshijian，zugounimenbaguanjiangdadiyongtieshuizaijiaozhuyibianle！”
“nimenningyuanbashijian、renli、wuli，douhaofeizaizheizhongayufengchengdewuyongzhigongshang，yebuyuanyiquweibaixingduozuoyijianshishi！”
“rujinhaole，hedikuile，hongshuilaile！nimenzijibufansishizhizhizui，temehaidiyishijiantiaochulai，basuoyoudezuizedoutuidaowodetoushang，shuoshenmeshiwochunuletianyan？”
“nimengongbunandaobuganjuexiukuima？”
chenchuandeshengyinbuda，quexiangshiyijijixiangliangdeerguang，henhenchouzaigongbushangshucengzhiwenneizhangfeishuodelianshang！
cengzhiwenzhenggerendoumengle，tazhangzhezui，xiangyitiaolileshuidesiyu。
tazuomengyexiangbudao，zijishexiadebishazhiju，jingranbeizheigewankuzidisanyanliangyujiujipole！
feidanpoleju，haifanshoujiangsuoyoudemaotou，quandouzhixiangletaziji，zhixianglezhenggegongbu！
cishicike，tadaochenglebeigao！
dadianzhishang，wenwubaiguandemuguang，yeqishuashuadicongchenchuanshenshang，zhuanyidaolecengzhiwendeshenshang。
neixieyanshenzhong，buzaishidanchundekanxi，ershiduolejifenshenshi，jifenzhiyi，shenzhi……jifenbiyi。
是啊！
陈川说得没错！
nishigongbushangshu，zongguantianxiashuiligongcheng，guanjiangjuedi，nibuxiangzhezenmejiuzai，buxiangzhezijiyoushenmeshizhizhichu，fanerdiyishijiantiaochulai，baguoshuaijiyigechuaileshapandeershizu？
这算什么事？
jiuliannvdi，yejiangmeimoutouxianglecengzhiwen，suirantashenmedoumeishuo，danyanshenqueyechongmanzhiyi。
ganshoudaozhouweitongliaoneiyiyangdemuguang，cengzhiwenetoushangdelenghan“shua”diyixiajiuliulexialai。
tazhidao，zijijintianyaoshibunengjichuyigehelidejieshi，kongpajiubushichenchuanjitianle，ershitazheigegongbushangshuyaobeituochuquwenzhanle！
“bixia！ta……taxuekoupenren！yipaihuyan！”
cengzhiwenjidemantoudahan，zhizhechenchuan，shengsilijiedijiaobiandao：“guanjiangdadi，wogongbumeiniandouhuipairenxunchaxiushan，congweiyouguobanfenxiedai！cicijuedi，chunshutianzai！shijinniandexiaxunlaidetaimeng，yushuitaida，feirenlisuonengkangju！”
“zhiyuneiwanjiangtushapan，naishiweibixiahe，weiwodaxiajiangshanqifu！yufangxunzhishihegan？”