第六章 两只乌龟

第六章两只乌龟

午夜,小沛!

zheiduanshijian,yuanshudedajiangjilingbuduanzaigongdaliubei。

liubeizaixiaopeizhujunbuguowuqian,yijingyouxiediyubuzhu。

cishibeichengzhangfei,quehuitoutulianerlai。

“大哥!”

jianmianhoudezhangfei,erhuameishuo,zhijiaoleyishengdage,suijiputongguizaileliubeimianqian,qibuchengsheng。

“xiapideshiqingwoyijingzhidaole。”

jinguanxiapichengdiudiaodeshiqing,rangliubeifeichangtongxin。

buguoliubeidelianshang,quemeiyoubanfenbeitongzhise。

shishujizai,liubeixinubuxingyuse,daxidabeijibenshangdoubuhuizailianshangfuxian。

jinguanshidiudiaoleyizuochengchi,liubeiquemeiyoubanfenbeitong。

“zhiyaosandinihaijianzai,wobiewusuoqiu!”

“大哥!”

zhangfeitingle,wubigandong。jiulianshenhoudeguanyutingle,doubujinzhenhan。

“dage,lvburujinnalexiapi,suishiyoukenengzaiwomenbeihoudongdaozi。budebufanga。”

tijilvbu,sheidouyouxiejidan。

tianxiazhuhouzhizhong,weilvburutongyitouehu,buganqingyizhaore。

yinweilvbubutongyuqitaduishou。

renzhonglvbu,mazhongchitu!

zheikeshisanguodiyihanjiang!

dangniantamenliuguanzhangsanxiongdiedoulvbu,douwanquanmeiyoushengsuan。

ruguoshiqitarendaibingqianlai,neiguanyukongpalianyanpidoubuhuizhayixia。

kerujinlvbunaxiaxiapicheng,jiuzaitamenbeihouhushidandanzheimekanzhe。

qianyouyuanshudejilingdajiang,houyouyoulvbu。

xiaopei,jihuhaowushengsuan。

“我知道。”

liubeifangkaiguanyuzhangfei,rengranshensetanran,weiweiyixiaodao:

“erdisandi,wozhiqianjiugaosuguonimen,taishanbengyuqian,yeyaomianbugaise。heyizheidianxiaoshi,jiurucihuangzhang?”

“lvbugurannaxialexiapi,danwoyebujuta!”

“......buju?”

关羽彻底懵了。

这都什么时候了!

大哥还如此笃定?

liubeipailepailiangxiongdidejianbang,jitamendaqidao:

“xiaopeisuiranzhiyouwuqianbingma,danhenkuaibianhuiyouliangwandajun,qianlaizhuwo。”

guanyumeitouyizhou,wendao:“helailiangwandajun?”

“nandaonimenwangle?wozhiqianpailiuhaoruzhuicaoyingdeshi?”

tijicishi,guanyuzhangfeierrenduishiyiyan,daoshixiangleqilai。

dangriyuanshujinfanxuzhou,dageweiqiuzibao,guojileyigeerzi,jicaocaosongqudangrenzhi,mudejiushiqingqiucaocaoqianlaizhiyuan。

如今也是时候了。

liubeilvlelvhuxuxiaodao:

“xianzaikongpaliuhaoyijingchenggongdaolecaoyingzuoweirenzhi,zhiyaoliuhaoanzhaowoshuodezuo,yidinghuirangcaocaoqianlaixiangzhu。”

“genghekuang,caocaoduixuzhouchuixianyijiu,tahuifangguogongdaxuzhoudedahaojihui?”

“woliaodingjiuzheiyilianggewanshang,caocaodeyuanjun,bidao!”

liubeiyilianxiongyouchengzhu,zhizaibide。

jibianshiqianhouyuanshujundui,houyoulvbujundui,liubeiyeyiranbuju。

“yuanlaidagezaoyouzhunbei!”

张飞也一下释然了。

nanguaidagediushixiapi,yewanquanbudongshengse,yuanlaitazaojiuliaodao,caocaoyidinghuipaibingqianlaizhiyuan。

caocaochuixianxuzhoujiuyi,rucihaodejihui,taziranbuhuifangguo。

yidancaocaofabingxiaopei,neidingnenghetaliubeiliwaijiajiyuanshudejundui。

zhiyuxiapilvbudejiqianrenma,gengjiabuyongshuo。

liubeihecaocaoliyingwaihe,qianhoujiajijiling,neijilingbibai,jibaijilingzhihou,zailaishoushilvbudejiqianrenma,jianzhiyirufanzhang。

“dageweihebuzaoshuo,haihaidexiaodiwodanxinshoupa。”zhangfeibiequdao。

“ai。”guanyumolemomeiran,yeshihahayixiao。

“zandageshenjimiaosuan。qishisandininengliaodaode?”

“nineizuipizi,kongpagaosunizhihou,santianbianchuandaolelvbujunzhong。”

“哈哈哈!”

zhangfeibuhaoyisidixiaole。

sanxiongdiyixiahahadaxiao,douqingsongleqilai。liubeiqinshouwanzhelianggexiongdideshou,shouqilelianse。

“erdisandi,nimenjiufangxinba。xiaopeishiwomenzuihoudedipan,wobuhuirangbierenzhanju!”

“womensanxiongdi,haiyaocongzheili,dachuyifanshuyuzijidetiandi!”

“大哥!”

“大哥!”

sanxiongdihuxianggouzhejianbang,jidongyichang。

zicongtaoyuanjieyiyilai,rujinyijingyouyiershinianle,zhongyuyaoyouchutouzhiri。

“报!”

jiuzaisanxiongdijidongyichangshi,yiweichihouchonglejinlai。

sanxiongdilianmangshouqilelianshangdeshense。

“何事?”刘备问。

“bingzhugong,caocaopaishizhe,songlaileyiyangdongxi。”

“shuocaocao,caocaojiudaole!”

liubeihahayile,zuohuileshuaiwei。

“东西何在?”

neichihoulianmangfengshangleyigehezi。

zhangfeimangjieleguolai,dishangqujiliubei。

“kendingshineicaocaoyuewomenliyingwaihedemixin。”

liubeizuijiaoguazheweixiao,guanyujimangdakaihezi,zhijianhezilimian,fangzheliangzhiwugui。

“......shi......wugui?”guanyudangjiyileng。

张飞也是一脸懵逼。

“caocaosongzheiwanyi,shishenmeyisi?”

liubeikanzheliangzhiwugui,siliangpianke。huranyousuoxingwu。

wuguideguizi,zaigudaishigeduoyinzi,yenianjun!

两只乌龟!

两万大军?

这特么......

“zheijiushisuoweideliangwandajun(gui)?”

yishijian,liubeiganjuezijidouyoudianzhanbuzhule。

zijijiangsuoyoudexiwang,wanquanjituozaicaocaodeshenshang。caocaoyedayingtaliubeihuiqinlvliangwandajunqianlaiyuanzhuliubei。

neicaocaoquejitasonglailiangzhiwugui?

zheibujinjinshiduitaliubeimodadewuru。

gengjiashijiangliubei,wangjuelushangbi!

yanxiaqianyouyuanshujun,houyoulvbujun,ertaxiaopeiquezhiyouwuqianrenma,heyimiandui?

“caocao!haonigecaocao!”

“dage,zheishishenmeyisi?”zhangfeihaibumingjiuli。

“aiya,sandinihaibudongma?womenbeicaocaoshuale!”

“dage,huibuhuishiliuhaochuleshenmewenti!”

bushirenzhiguoqu,caocaojiupaibingzengyuanxiaopeima?

rujinweiheyigebingmadoumeiyoupailai,zhisongleliangzhiwuguihunongshi。

anzhaodagedetuisuan,liuhaoqianwangcaoying,zhiyaoxianghuozhe,neijiubiranhuiquancaocao,lianheliubeinaxiaxuzhou。

nanbuchengzheigeliuhao,meiyouanzhaojihualai?

“liuhao!yidingshiliuhao!”

liubeiyaozheyaguan,ehenhendituchuliuhaodemingzi。

caocaoheqixiangnaxiaxuzhou?

ruguobushiliuhaozaitaerbianshuoleshenme,caocaocishideyuanbingshuobudingdoudaole。

yanxiashiwanhuoji,zenmeban?

怎么办!

“报!”

cishiyouyouchihouchongjinlai。

“lvbuqinlvqiqianxiliangtieqi,gongwoxiaopeidongmen!”

“nainaide,sanxingjianuzheisihaizaihuoshangjiaoyou!woquyutadazhansanbaihuihe!”

zhangfeibachuzhangbashemao,bianzhunbeizhuanshenchuqu。

“三弟,回来!”

关羽忙拉住了他。

tazhidaozhangfeibushilvbudeduishou,yanxiaqianquduizhan,haihuiwuleshi。

genghekuang,yuanshudajunhaizaiqianmian,riyejianchengdigongxiaopei。

fubeishoudi,xiaopeihenkuaijiuhuidiushi!

meiyouxiangdao,ehaozheimekuaijiulaile。

这都拜那刘浩所赐!

“dage,xianzaizenmeban?”

“哎!”

liubeijiaotoulane,yebuzhigairuheshihao。