第1章 祸起关云长·飞碟

zhangmengmimihuhudeshuizhe,huranbeigebi“dongdongdongdong”dexiangshengjingxing。zhengkaiyansixiakankan,zhijianzijitangzaiyizhangmubanchuangshang,pangbianbaizheyizhanganzi,anzishangliangzheyizhilazhu,zhihudechuanghu,youweifengcongchuanghuposunchuchuijinlai,zhuguangmingmingmiemiede,anzishangfangzheyigecuciwaguan,waguanshangkouzheyigeheseciwan,qiangbishangguazheyibadaiqiaodebaojian,santiaomaotouqiangkaozaiqiangbishang······zhangmengchileyijing,ziyudao:“wozheishishuizainalia?”

tazhijideneitianshizhongkaojieshufangshujiale,wufanhouzijizaijiazhongkandianshi,dangshidianshizhengrebo《sanguoyanyi》,zhangmengkanwanlehuarongdaoshangguanyuyishicaomengdedeyijie,yishixingqi,“bada”yishengguandiaodianshi,zuozaishafashangshengmenqi。

zheishihougaolinglaile,chuanzheyishenbaidisuilanhualianyiqun,jinlaiyihou,lileyixialianyiqunzuoxialai,wendao:“shuigoula?”

zhangmengtinglemeiyouzhijiehuida,cushengcuqidewendao:“buzaijialikandianshi,chulaihuangyoushenme?”

“jialilaikerenle,guolaicengdianshikanbuxing?”

“buxing,yanwanle。wonang!”

gaolingtingle,lvedaijingyadewendao:“shuoshenmeni,zhangmeng,shuosheiwonang?”

zhangmengzhiqishenzi,kankangaolingshuo:“guanyuwonang!”shuozhebudenggaolinghuihua,jiezheshuo:“nishuozheiguanyu,yaoshizaihuarongdaoshangyidaopilecaomengdehuozhehuozhuolecaomengde,sanguodedeshiqingjiuduomejiandan!

zheidaohao,yankancishidecaomengdehuanghuangranrusangjiazhiquan,jiuzheiyangbatafangleguoqu。

ng,liuxialehuogen。houbianni,guanyushilejingzhou,sanglexingming,yinqileliansuofanying,zhangfeibiming,liubeidanu,jinqishuhanqishiwuwandajun,yanjiangerxiazhengtaodongwu,beirenjialuxunshadediukuixiejiaertao,congcihou,hanchaoqishuyijin·····

·zheiyiqie,doushiguanyuyinfadehuohai。nishuo,gaoling,guanyuhuarongdaoshangfanglecaomengdezheijianshiqing,bandewobuwonang?

xiangdaozheiliwojiushengqi,e,liubeideyifanshiyejiushibaihuaizaiguanyushouzhong!”

gaolingtingle,wenhedekankanzhangmeng,xiaodao:“kankandianshi,buguojiushikanrenaoshile,yongdeshangshengzheimedadeqile?nia,zhangmeng,zhenshide,jiaowoshuonishenmehaoni?gegegege。”

“haiyouni,guanyufanglecaomengdezheijianshiqing,shuoqilaizhugeliangyeyouzeren——tamingmingzhidaoguanyudepiqiqiyingparuan,nengfanglecaomengde,weishenmefeipaiguanyuquhuarongdaoshangjiesha?zheibushizhugeliangguyifanglecaomengdema?wojiugandaonamenle,zhugeliangdaodiweishenmejiuyaofanglecaomengde?”

zhangmengshuodaozheili,kankangaoling,huileyixiagebo,hendao:“yaoshiwozaineishihou,buguanwoshiguanyuhaishizhugeliang,jueduibuhuifangguocaomengde!heng!dangduanbuduanbishengqiluan!”

gaolingyouxiaoqilai,xiaolejishengshuo:“niyebuguojiushishihouzhugeliang!jiaowokana,niyaoshizaisanguoshiqi,jiudangzhangfeizuiheshi,nimendouxingzhang!gegegege。”

“buhenishuole,duiniudanqin!”zhangmengshuowan,yixiazizuoxialai,hangchihangchidejixushengmenqi。

“banzhangdadianhuaguolai,shuoshizhongkaojieshule,dajiadouyougongfule。xiangzhemingtianyuehuijigetongxuejuhuiyixia。niqubuqu?”

“qu!zenmenengbuqu?tadadianhuajiwole。”

“wojuedeniyeyinggaiqu,nibuqudehua,banzhangzhenhubuzhutamen!”

diertianjuhuijieshuyihou,zhangmenghegaolingyirenqizheyiliangdiandongchewangjialigan。zhangmenghegaolingshilinju,youshitongxue,suoyicongxiaojiujingchangyiqizoulushangxuelaiqude。zhangmengzhanglejisuiyihou,buzhidaotingnagewangbadanshuoshenme“nanrendechongzihuifei,feidaonvrenshenshang,nvrenjiuhuihuaiyunshenghaizizheihua”,yebuzhidaozhangmengxiangxinmeiyou,fanzhengcongcihouzhangmengjiuguyibuhegaolingyiqizoule。

cishizhangmenghegaolingjiuzheiyangxiangjusiwushimidejiachezouzhe。xingluzaishanjiaoxia,tiansejiuyoujifenhunan,gaolingxinlihuangzhang,gaoshenghanzhezhangmeng:“zhangmengnijiubuhuimandiandengdengwoma?”

“nijiubunengkuaidian!”zhangmengcushengcuqideyaohezhe。

“zheidaoluwanwanququde,sheinengkuaiqilai!”

tingdegaolingzheiyangshuohua,zhangmengjiutingxiachezi,zhuantouwanghoukanzhe,haimeiyoukandaodaogaolingguolai,huranyizhendandandelansedeguangmangzhaozhuleyanqiandeyiqie,zhangmengyixiazirudiaojinwuliyunwuzhizhong,shenmeyekanbudao,tashijingroulerouyan,haishikanbudaogaoling,yushijiuhan:“gaoling,zheishizenmela?”danshigaolingmeiyouhuida。

huran,zhangmengganjueyouxieyiyang,yangtouyiwang,zhijianzaitoudingbuyuanchuxianshichuleyigetieguoyibandaxiaodeyuanxingwuti,yeshiqianlansedewaibiao,zheiwutixiangtieguodaxiao,youhaoxiangshilianggecaidieziduikouzaiyiqi,xiabiandediezishangxiangqianyiquanfangxingdechuanghu,chuanghuzhongshanshuozheliangliangdelanguang。

zhijianzheiwutizhujianfangdazhujianfangda,manmandechaozijikaojinxialai,shuohuazhijianyijingkaodaolezhangmengdetouding,zhenggewutizhezhuletiankong,gegechuanghuyiranliangzheyouyoulanguang,zheilanguanghaoxiangshiyidaquanliba,bazhangmenglaolaodizhaozhu。

zhangmenghuranzainaozilishanguoyigeniantou:“zheishiyudaolefeidie!”tazhengxiangzhehangaolinggankuaiguolai,zhuanliankanshi,zhijiangaolingyebeiyiquanlanguangzhaozhe,soudeyixiazibeitishengdaozheifeidielibianqule,zhangmengtounaoliyouxianchuleganxiang:“gaolingbeifeidiejiechila!”turanzijishenbiandelanguangliangleqilai,zhangmengzijuedeshenti“sou”deyixiaziqingqingdeqikongle,jiezhebianshiqulejiyi。

yebuzhidaoguoleduozhangshijian,zhangmengzaizhengkaiyankanshi,zhijianbuyuanchudegaolinghensongsandezhanzhe,dizhetou,xuanzaiyituanqianlansedeyunwuzhong,zhangmengditoukankanziji,yuanlaihegaolingyiyang,tongyangxuanzaibankongzhong。

queyeguaile,cishidezhangmengdaolezheibandibu,jingranmeiyouhaipajiaozaohegaoxinghuanxidengsuoyouganjue,danshiyishizhongquemingbai:“wodemaya,wohegaolingtongshibeiufojiechila!”

zhangmengzhengzheiyanghusiluanxiangzhe,huranyouyiqunrenyingshanshuozheguolaile,manmandaolegenqian,zhangmengcaikanqingchulezuiqianbiandelianggeren,shuotamenshiren,zhiyinweitamendeshengaohezhangmengchabuduo,zhangmengshengaoyimibaling,tizhongerbai,yanqianzheijigerennengxiandeshaoweiaiyixie,xikantamendemoyang,zhangmengshifenchayi。