第2章 外星人·重塑

zhangmengjingyadedekanzhezheixieguaiwu,anzidunongdao:“zheijiushifeidielibiandewaixingren?aiya,wozhongyujiandaowaixingrenle,zhenzhenbushirenyang!tanglang,tanglang,tamenjiushiyiquntanglang,tanglangrena。”

zhijianzheijigeguaiwudoushiyigemoyang——hendadesanjiaotou,toushangmeiyoutoufa,sanzhiyan,liangzhizhangzaidaosanjiaodingshangdeliangduan,zhongjianhaiyouyizhiyan,yanjinghenda,liangliangdehushanzheyouyoudelanguang,haoxiangmeiyoubizi,xiangtanglangdetouyiyang,daosanjiaodezuixiajiaoshiyizhangzuiba,wangxiajiushizhangzhangdebozi,bozixiabianshiliangzhizhangzhangdegebo,xixide,shoulidounazheiyigezhangfangxingdeyiqi,liangzhigebosongxialaihou,jihuheliangtiaotuiyiyangzhang,shoulideyiqikaizhe,zhishidengmingmingmiemiedeshanshuozhe。

zheishihou,qianbiandeyigehuranshuohuale:“yaha,erweiyiqilaila?”shuodeshihanyu。zhangmengchileyijing:“tamenzenmehuishuoputonghuani?zheishengyinhenhaoting,cixingni,changqigelaikendingbucuo。”

shuohuadewaixingrenjianzhangmengbuhuida,jiutigaoshengyinwenhoudao:“erweihao!huanyingerweiguanglin。”shuozheshangqianyibu,shenchuzhangzhangdegeboyaohezhangmengwoshou。

cishizhangmengjibenfangkailexintai,buhaipayebuyanetamen,jiushenshouxiangqian,danshi,liangzhishouhaoxiangshibeisuodingle,genbendongdanbude,“beitamensuojiechibingqiebeitamensuodingle!”zhangmengziyudaozheilidunshihuomaosanzhang,lishenghedao:“nimen**!weishenmejiechiwomen?”

zhitingdeduifangyiqixixixiaoqilai,xiaoleyihui,qizhongyigeshuo:“kannakanna,tashengqile,zheidiqiurenxiaozi!”lingyigeyezhizhulexiao,laidaozhangmenggenqianpaipaizhangmengdegeboshuo:“nianqingren,bieji。nilijiecuole。nimendiqiurensiweiconglaijiuanzhao‘yinwei——suoyi——’deluojiqusikaowenti,fanshiqingdouyaowenchugeyuanyinlai,zuoshiqingyedouyaozuochugejieguolai,zuobudaozheiyidianjiushengqishanghuo。”

“neinimenjiechiwomenshishenmemude?”

“hahahaha,youshiyinweisuoyidewenhua,zhenkexiao。womenbingmeiyoushenmemude,zhishiwomenjiancedaoniyouqusanguodeyiyuan,xianzaijiuyaobangzhuninishixianyuanwang!”

zhangmengzhishizaizuotianhegaolingshuo,jiaruozijishenghuozaisanguoshidai,jueduibuhuixiangzhugeliangguanyuneiyang——zheizhishisuibianshuoshuo,bingbushizhenshuozijiyaodaosanguoqu,zaishuo,liangqianduonianle,xiangqujiunengquma?zhangmengxiangdaozheilishuodao:“wobuguoshisuibianshuoshuo,buhuiqude,qingnimensongwohuijia!”

“hahahaha”zheijigewaixingrenyouxiaoqilai:“huijia,ng,anzhaonimendiqiushangdeshikongxiguan,nilikaijiayijingsanbaijiushinianle,nixianghuiyehuibuqule。”

“wobuxin,songwohuiqu!”

zheijigewaixingrentinglezhangmengpaoxiao,jiuxixiaozhejuzaiyiqi,douchaozhezhangmengzheibianguanwang,neigetoutoukanleyihuier,shuo:“zheigediqiurenxiaozipiqihenda,tingyouyiside!”shuodaozheili,couqianyibu,wendao:“diqiurenxiaozi,nixiangkankannidejiashenmeyangzima?qingkanba。”

waixingrenbashouzhongdeyiqidongleyixia,mianqianbiandakaileyigechuangkou,zhangmengtantoukanshi,zhijianwufushanzhouweiyipianwangyang,nalihaiyoujiaxiangdeyingzi?

kandaozheili,zhangmengyoufennule,handao:“nimen**!”

“hahahaha,nikannikan,diqiurenxiaoziyoufahuole。xiaozi,biefahuo,zhengshixianshiba。nizhunbeiyixia,womenmashangjianpai,anpainiqushixiannidelixiang!e,hahahaha。”zheiwaixingrenshuowanzhuantoufenfupangbiandejige:“naguozhongsujihuashujitaguomu,ranhouzhunbeijizheidiqiurenxiaozijinxingzhongsu。”

“shi!zhuzi。neinvdeyeshihezheinandeyiqijinxingma?”

“e?hahaha,shide,tongshijinxing。”

zheiwaixingrentoutoufenfudaozheili,houbiandejiahuojiubashouzhongdeyiqidakaibaizaizhangmengyanqian,shuo:“kankanba,diqiurenxiaozi。diqiushangjishiyirenkou,zhiyounilianggexiangshoudaowomenmianduimiandebangzhu,niyinggaigaoxing!ng,xiaozi,nitouzheleba。”

zhangmengtingleneitoutoudehua,zhuanliankankangaoling,zhijianlingyigewaixingren,yeshibayiqididaogaolingmianqian,rangtakankanzhongsujihuabiao。gaolingyeshilvekanleyiyanjihuabiao,jiubatouzhuandaoyibian,buzailicaitamen。

zhangmengzaikankanzijidezhongsujihuabiao,zhijianbiaoshangzheiyangxiezhe:

张猛:性别男

shengao:1.85mbiguanyugao0.05m,bizhangfeigao0.1m

tizhong:100qiankebiguanyuzhong5qianke,bizhangfeizhong10qianke

臂长:1.85m

膂力:超过吕布

刀功:超过关羽

jianshu:lakai10shigong,chaoguohuangzhong

拳术:三国无敌手

siweipanduanzhili:chaoguozhugeliangsimayi

xingge:jianyiguogan,dandawubi

zonghechushinengli:tianxiawuer

xingnengli:chaoguolvbu,90suiyihouyenengquqishengzi

zhongsucailiao:xingyun39#

zhongsuyihourentitexing:jianyingrugang,daoqiangburu

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zhangmenggangkandaozheili,neiwaixingrentoutoujiudengbujile,fenfudao:“haole,kaishisuzaoba。”ranhouzhuanguolianlaiwenzhangmengdao:“zenmeyang?diqiurenxiaozi,manyima?womenjiushiyaobanisuzaochengdiqiurenqunlibiandechaoren,rangniqushixianzijidelixiang——buguonibuyaodanxin,buhuiduinizaochengtongku。”

waixingrentoutoushuodaozheili,fenfudao:“haole,buluosuole,dakaizhongsushi,bazheidiqiurenxiaozisongjinqu!”

zhijianlanguangyishan,liangshandamenzidongdakai,lianggewaixingrenzhanzaizhangmengshenhou,yizuoyiyou,hanyisheng:“quba!”jiezhemengtuiyiba,jiubazhangmengtuijinlesuzaoshi,dengdaidamenguanshangzhihou,zhangmengjiushiquleyiqiejiyiheganjue······

zheishihou,zhangmengqishenzuozhe,youtingjiangebixiangqile“dongdongdongdong”debaodisheng,jiezhetingjianjishengzhanmapenbi,zhangmengzhidaole,gebidexiangshengshizhanmazaiyejianbaocao。

xiangdaozheili,zhangmengmengranjingjueqilai,ziyudao:“aya!wozheishibushichuanyueleni?”zhengzaijingjuezhizhong,huranxiangqizaifeidiezhongkandaode“zhongsujihuabiao”shang,mingmingbaibaidexiezhezijibeizhongsuyihou,shenti“jianyingrugang,daoqiangburu”,xiangdaozheilizhangmengyouxiehuaiyi,dunongdao:“daoburushishikan!”shuozhekanleyiyanbeiqiangshangxuanguadebaojian,ziyudao:“dui!jiushishizheibaojian。”