第四章 社会上的办事规则

zhouyonglijianerzichuxianle“xiangcizhi”debuhaomiaotou,quandao:“buguanniyouduomedadexiangfa,fanyaoyikouyikouchi,luyaoyibuyibuzou,jiusuanyihouchuangtianxia,yebuyingxiangxianzhaoyifenhaogongzuo,daoshihousuishikeyicizhi。zhaogongzuohennan,cizhirongyi,zhenyaocizhi,meiyousheinenglanzhuni。nishicongmingren,yinggaidongdeshenmedongxinadaoshoulicaiwendangdedaoli。genghekuang,nizheiciyoukenengfendaozhengfugongzuo,pingnidenenglikendinghuidangguan,daoshijiangxiongxiaomeidiaoguolaiyejiubushinanshi。tuiyiwanbushuo,jiusuanyaocizhi,yedekannihexiongxiaomeisheidegongzuogenghao。wobushiganshenidexuanze,zhishizuoweidangmamade,youquanlitichuwodejianyi。”

shishidongmingjiexuewen,renqingliandajiwenzhang。zhouyonglizuitengaierzi,yezuilejieerzi,zhidaoruheshuofuzheigejiangguaiguai。guoran,muqinshuochuzheiyifanhua,houcanghaimeiyouzaitichumingquedefanduiyijian。

huidaochangli,zhouyonglianpaidao:“mingtianzhongwuzhoushuyaoguolaichifan,xiawudaoneigelingdaojialiqu,niqumaijipingpijiuheyan,nayibaodaizhuanghuasheng,haoxiajiu。”

changquliyoufulishe,zhuanmaigezhongfushi,shiyiqianguoyinglaochangkuangdebianmincuoshi。rujinfulishezaojiukuale,mingzibeijichengxialai,jingyingzheyeshiyiqianderen。houcanghaizaiwuliusuibiankaishichengdanjialidajiangyourenwu,dangshishimailiangsanmaoqiandesanzhuangjiangyou,houlaizhujianchengdanqigengduogouwurenwu。zheishihenduochangkuangzinvdouyoudechengzhangjingli,shibushichangkuangzinv,wenyiwenyoumeiyoudasanzhuangjiangyoudejinglibianqingchumingbai。

yufulishelaoayidalezhaohu,zhengzaidengzhelaoayinahuo,yigexingganfengmandenvzizoulejinlai,jiaoleshengjie,yaomaiyibaoyan。houcanghaijiandaolaizheyouxieganga,haishidianlediantou,jiaolesheng“gaojie”。gaojieyouyigefeichangyangqidemingzi,jiaogaokeqian,tashangxiadalianghoucanghai,xiaodao:“canghai,haizaidajiangyoua。”

tingdaozheishengzhaohu,houcanghaiweiruodegangabianxiaosanle,dao:“gaojie,haichouyana,xianzaichouyanbuliuxingle。”

gaokeqiansikaixiangyan,fangleyizhidiaozaizuishang,dao:“laojiechouyanbushiweileshimao,shishenghuoxuyao。”

houcanghaitizheyanjiuhehuashengzouchufulisheshi,gaokeqianzhanzaimenwaisixiaofeixiaowangzheta,dao:“zheijinianhenshaojiandaoni,daxueyaobiyeleba,daxuebiyebuyaofenhuichang,zheilijiushiyigedarangang,tiaojinlai,yihoujiunanshuole,pachuqudoushiyishenqu。”

houcanghaidao:“rujindaxuebiyefenpeishishuangxiangxuanze,wozhengzailianxigongzuo,zanshimeiyouhuichangdedasuan。”

gaokeqiantuleyichuanpiaoliangyanquan,dao:“huichangdeshihou,youkongdaojiejialilaiwan,haishiyuanlaidelaofangzi,meiyoubanjia。yigerenzhu,yirenchibao,quanjiabue。”

houcanghaidao:“tingshuonichuquyizhenzi,zenmeyouhuilaile?”

gaokeqianhongsezuichunpielepie,dao:“woyiqianbandeshitingxinliuzhi,xianzaishijiandaole,ziranhuilai。waimianshijiebuhaohun,haishizaichanglishufu,suiranqianshaoyixie,danshimeiyoutaidayali。renzheiyibeizi,jiudeduizijihaoyixie,tiantianleichenggou,buhuasuan。”

houcanghairujinyoulexinaidenvpengyouxiongxiaomei,ziranbuhuidaogaokeqianjiali,fuyanleliangju,bianyugaokeqianfenshou。zouleyizhen,tahuitouwangleyiyan。gaokeqianyinggaiyijingmanlesanshisui,rengranyaoshenmiaotiao,xiongtangfengman。xiangqijinianqiandeshiqing,tarenbuzhuyanlekoushui。

gaokeqianzaichangquyouyigexiangliangdechuohao——gongjiaoche。houcanghaizhishaozaishisuishijiuzaicanzhuohuoqitachangsuotingdaoqinggongmenhuoshenshenmimihuomingmuzhangdanditanlunzheigechuohao。zuichutingdaozheigechuohaoshi,houcanghaishenweibujie,weishenmehuibagaokeqianjiaozuogongjiaoche。houlaicaizhidaogongjiaochedeyiyishisheidoukeyishang。

zaizijishiwusuineinian,houcanghaigengshimingbailezheigechuohaodeyiyi,zaimingbaizheigechuohaoyiyizhishi,tayejiangrenshengzhongzhenzhengdediyicihuisazaigaokeqianshenshang。meicixiangqidangniandeneijianshi,tajiushenweicankui,yinweirenshengdiyicitazuolesongnaigong,songnaigongyeshichanglidedianxingpiyu,shizhishangjiushiyanzhongzaoxie。songnaigongmeicilaidaochangqu,zongshijiangniunaifangzaidingnaihudamenwaidexiaozhihezili。changlirenyongzheizhongxingweilaixingxiangdibiyuzaoxiezhehaiweijinruyaohaichubianyixieruzhu。

dangshichangjingzaihoucanghaitounaozhongqingxiderudaokeyiyang。

houcanghaidanglesongnaigongyihou,gaokeqianshenshounazhijiangshenticaganjing,xiaodao:“nishitongzijun,diyicizheiyangbuxihan。”houcanghaizhangqihunjiyuqinggonglou,zhidaosongnaigongshiyijianxiuchideshiqing,zhuantouzuozaichuangbian,chuitoushengqi。gaokeqianshenshoumozhehoucanghaifuji,dao:“jiezailaibangni。”houcanghaiwangzhebaomandelizhuanglongqi,shenchushouzhiqingqingpenglepeng。

gaokeqianlianrutaohua,youfushenguolai。

nianqingrendebuyingqifeichangrongyikefu,zaicijueqishi,houcanghaibianyongbukedang,rangyizhenzhenjianjiaoshengyinxiangchezaixiaoxiaokongjianli。

zheishiyiciyongyuannanwangdejingli。houlai,houcanghaiwushucihuixiangdangshiqingjing,duiyuruhelaidaogaokeqianfangjiandouyouxiemohule,zhishijideyinyangjiehewubimeimiaodeshike。

diyiciyihou,houcanghaizaiyemeiyoulaidaogaokeqianfangjian。

zheiyicijinglibianyiyongyuanchucunzaijiyizhong,chengweihoucanghaizuiyinmizuishenkedehuiyi。taduigaokeqianyouyizhongqiyiganshou,bingfeibishi,ershiyizhongshuobuqingdaobumingdeqinjingan。

wanshang,houcanghaizuoleyigemeng。mengzhongyuyigenvrenzaizhandou。nvzimianmubuqingchu,shencaifengyu,jisigaokeqian。danshiyoushihouyoubianchengxiongxiaomei。zaimengliejingongshi,zuizhongduixiangdinggezaigaokeqiangewaiyaoraodelianshang。youyuzuizhongduixiangbingfeixiongxiaomei,houcanghaizaihuan**shixinqingshifenfuza,juededuibuqinvyou。suiranmengjingbuyoutabenrenzhuzai,keshitarengranjuedezheijiushiduinvyoudebuzhongcheng。

shangwumeishi,houcanghaishuidaojiudianzhong,qichuangdaoshianchanglidechaguanzuoleyihui,kanxuduolaogongrenxiaqi。zheixielaogongrendoushixiayeqi,jiangxiangqizadepengpengzuoxiang,shuipingshizaibugangongwei。takanleyihuibiansuoranwuwei,zaichanglihuluanxianguang。changhaishineigechang,suizheshidaibianhua,changqusihufashengmouzhongchengdudekongjianniuqu,biandeheyiqianbutaiyiyang,baokuozuotianxiangyudegaokeqiandouyuyiqiansishierfei。

guangdaoshangwushiyidian,huidaojia,xiazhaiketingli,fuqinhouyuanchaozhengzaiheyiweitoufahuabaidezhongnianrenzaiyiqihejiu。

houyuanchaojianerzihuijia,dao:“kuaijiaozhoushu。”

zhouanquanxiaoxixidao:“bunengjiaozhoushu,woshinibadetudi,niyinggaijiaowodashixiong。”

houcanghainaolenaotou,dao:“ruoshilunyuwobadeguanxi,woyinggaijiaoyishengdashixiong,keshidashixiongmantoubaifa,rangwojiaobuchukou,haishijiaozhoushusuanle。”

zhouyonglicongchufangtanchutoulai,dao:“nimenliangrendouluanjiang,buyaojiaoshu,yebujiaodashixiong,yinggaijiaojiujiu。”

youqiuyurenbidiyurendedaoli,houcanghaihaishizhidaode,hekuanghaishireqingbangzhuzijideren,yushixiaozhejiaoleyishengjiujiu。

zhouanquanfuzhemantoubaifa,dao:?“wojinibadangtudideshihou,jingchangguolaihejiu,neishinihaibudaosansui,beileyigexiaohongshubao,limianfangleyibenhongbaoshu,xiongkoubiezhechanghui,deyiyangyangzaijializoulaizouqu。shijianguodezhenkuai,houcanghaidaxuedouyaobiyele。”

houyuanchaodao:“houhongqidasanle,mingnianyeyaobiye。takaozaishannandaxue,fenpeiyaohaobanyixie。”

zhouyonglizaichufanglilisuodizuozhewucan。chufangchuanlaigaoyaguopenqisheng、guoyuchandeduijuesheng、reyouheshicaisidasheng,kongzhongsanfazhemoyudunjitangdenongliexiangwei,qijianchuanchazhepixiandoubanchaorousidelaxiang。

yiyangyangcaibaishangzhuo,houyuanchaodao:“canghai,jinijiujingjiu。”

dengdaoerzijinglejiu,houyuanchaodao:“zheicifenpeigongzuo,nijiubangledamang,jintianxiawuwomenjiuqubaifangshilingdao,nigenzheyiqiqu。nixiandaolouxiadeng,ruguoxuyaojianmian,nizaishangqu。”

zhouanquanduanzhejiubei,zhangzhangdiheleyikou,dao:“wojingchangdaobiaodijialiqu,xuelexiezhengce,juwobiaodishuo,yihougongwuyuanfashishiyihou,fengjinbixuyaokao。xianzaihaiyoufenpeizhengce,zhiyaowobiaodidiantou,jiunengjinquchengweiganbu,hanlaobaoshou。pingzhecanghaidejilingjing,nonggeyiguanbanzhiyebuzaihuaxia。erqie,wotingshuochulezhengfujiguan,jiusuanshishiyebianzhi,yihouyeyaokaoshi,guolezheigecun,meiyouzheigedian。”

zhouyonglijiangyidapenmoyudunjitangduandaozhuoshanghou,jizijidaoleyibeijiu,dao:“anquan,womenliangrenpengyibei,xiawubanleshiqing,wanshangwomenhaohaoheyidun。”

chiguowufanshi,chenzhezhouanquandaofulishejibiaodidadianhuadekongxi,houyuanchaohezhouyonglidaowoshizuozhunbei。

houcanghaituimenjinruwoshi,qiahaokandaofumucouzaiyiqishuqian。lvyouyoudebaiyuandachaobaizaizhuoshang,fangfobianchengyibabalvsexiaodao,shenshendicijinlehoucanghaixinwo。

houyuanchaobuyuanyierzikandaoyinandeshiqing,dao:“nichuqudengyihui。”

zhouyonglizuzhidao:“erzizhangdale,yinggairangtazhidaoshehuishangdebanshiguize。”

houyuanchaodao:“yiqianbanshijiangjiulaoguanxi,xianzaibujinyaoyoulaoguanxi,haidesongli。wohenimazhunbeileyanjiu,haiyouyigehongbao。”

houcanghaizhuiwenleyiju,dao:“songleli,jiunengfenpeidaozhengfujiguan?”?

houyuanchaodao:“ruguoduifangshouleyanjiu,neibuyiding。ruguoshouleyanjiuhehongbao,shiqingjiukaopule。duifangshidalingdao,kendingkanbuqizheidianxiaoqian,quankaolenijiudemianzi。”

neigelingdaoshijingchangzaidianshililiangxiangde,xiangmaotangtang,bunuerwei。houcanghaiwufaxiangxiangzheimedadelingdaohuishouzijijiadezheixielvsechaopiao,shide,wanquanwufaxiangxiangzheijianshi。taandao:“ruguotazhenshoulezheixieqian,wozaixuexiaoshoudaojiaoyuxingchengderenshengguan、jiazhiguanheshijieguanhuibengta。”

jialibenlaijiumeiyouduoshaoqian,fuqiliangrenhenrongyijiujiangzheixiedachaoshuqingchu,zhengzhongdizhuangjinxinfengli。zhouyonglijianerzishenqingyansu,dao:“erzi,nidaozhengfujiguanhouyaotuotaihuangu,buyaolaoxiangzhexiaqihedaquan,deganzhengshi,nulizhangquanjiushizhengshi。niyihouzhanglequan,yaopingliangxinbanshi,qianwanbuyaoshoubierendeqiancai。womenzheizhonggongrenjiating,cundianqianburongyi。”?

houcanghaidao:“pingliangxinbanshi,neizhangquanyoushenmeyisi?”

zhouyonglilizhiqizhuangdidao:“dangranyouyisile,zhanglequan,womenbuhuichinakayao,danshizijibanshizongyaofangbianyixie,yongbuzheshishiqiuren。”

houyuanchaojianerziliansebiandenankan,haipaerzijiaoqingerjujuesongli,lianmangzhizhidao:“zheigeshijian,nishuozheixieyoupiyong。”

houcanghaishenshendixileyikouqi,dao:“ba,wodoumanershierle,youzugouxinlichengshounengli。womashuodedui,wojiushiyaozhangquan。ruguozhangbulequan,wojiuyaozhuandaqian。”

menwaichuanlaiqiaomensheng。zhouanquanjinwuhoudao:“wobiaodixiawuyoushi,wanfanyouyingchou,tajiaowoqidianbanyihoujitadadianhua。shijianhaizao,woxianhuijiaxiuxi,chiguowanfanzailianxi。”

houyuanchaolanzhuzhouanquan,dao:“nibiezou,womensanrenzhenghaogongzhu。haojiumeiyougongzhule,zhenghaonizai。”

zhouyonglibuyoufenshuojiudaowudouchulinaleyifubanxinpukepai,huahuadixipai。

sanrenyiqianjingchangzaiyiqiwangongzhu,shuipinghenjiejin。zhouanquantingdaopaixiangxinlishifenxinyang,yejiubuzaitihuijiadeshiqing

qidianban,sirenchenzheheiyeqianwangshilingdaojiali。yueheifenggaoyuanbenshisharenye,xianzaishiyonglaiyanzangsonglirenxingzong。zouleshilaifenzhong,laidaoyigegaodangxiaoqu。zaixiaoqumenkouzuoledengjiyihou,sirenlaidaoxiaoquzhongtinghuayuan。

zhouanquandao:“shifudengyihui,woxianshangquzhaobiaodi,ruguobiaodijialifangbian,wozaixialaizhaonimen。”

houyuanchao、zhouyonglihehoucanghaiyijiasanrenjiuzaizhongtinghuayuandengdai。zhouanquanjiurusongdengtadewangxiaoer,jinrumendongjiumeiyoulexiaoxi。bangexiaoshi,yigexiaoshi,shijianmanderuguoxiaojiaolaotaipozoulusudu。

“nimenzhaoshei?”yimingchuanzhebaoanzhifudenanrenzaixunluo,jianzhongtingzhanzhesanren,biannazheqiangguangshoudianzouleguolai,youyiwuyichaolairenlianshangzhao。

houcanghaiyoudianfahuo,dao:“buyaozhaolian。”

baoanjianlaizheniugaomada,liandaixiongxiang,tuihouyibu,dao:“nimenzhaoshei?”

zhouyonglipaaireshideerziyubaoanqichongtu,jiuzhanzaitamenzhijian,dao:“womenlaichuanmen,dengyihuijiushangqu。”

zheigexiaoquzhulebushaofeifujiguideren,baoanjingchangjiandaoxiangsiqingkuang,zhuanshenlikai,lazhangshengyinhengzhexiaoqu,dao:“youshiyigesonglide,weierweinvweineibana。”

(第四章)