第4章 装逼,是一件很神圣的事

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danhaishiyouhenduoxueshengliuxia,renduoliliangda,zhiyonglebantianshijian,kufangbianchuangmingjiliang,yichenburan。

suoweiquncequnli,zhandaoqunlibianyideliangrenyouyiheji,huanzhongsiluhaikeyiquncema。

他们想出一个主意。

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guanlixidexueshengmenanpaidejingjingyoutiao。

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一晃五天过去。

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liangrenxinjihuoliaodepaohui101shi。

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“weishenmebuguren?”fanghenshaobuhuangbumangjiliangrendaolebeishui。

“womenshoutoumeiqianle,huiqianzhuanzhangxuyaoshijian,erqietamendoushixiecainiaoxueshenga,kaigongsibudoushiyaojingyanfengfudeneixingma,sheiyaocainiao?”

fanghenshaoxiaodao:“shuodemeicuo,danxueshengzenmele,lushirenzouchulaide,qurencaishichangzhao,womenweibinengzhaodaoruciyouxiuderencai,nengjinruyanyingbenshenjiuyijingqianlitiaoyi,zheixierenkedoushiqizhongdejingying,jibianyueyiwandexinshuidoubugao,womenzhuandale,erqiexianzaishicaiyuechu,wanquankeyixianqianhetong,yuedizaikaixinshui,womendezijinbujiuzhouzhuanguolaileme。”

weifuminyipaietou:“duiya,dangjuzhemipangguanzheqing,wozenmemeixiangdaoni。”

“shengxiadejiaojiwoba,nimenyijingzuodehenbucuole!”

fanghenshaodaizheliangrenmeichuqu,fanershangleqinshierlou。

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fanghenshaofushizhexiamiandexuesheng,chelecheyiling,weiweiyixiao。

zhuangbi,shiyijianhenshenshengdeshi。

“dajiahao,woshifanghenshao!!”

nanqinlouxiayipianjijing,huranxiamianyourenchebozihandao:“weishenmepianwomendabaigong!”

xiamiandexueshengmendunshifeitengqilai。

fanghenshaobuhuangbumang,taishouxiangqing:“jixu,haiyoushenmeyiwen,kaichengbugong,wojianghuiweidajiayiyijieda。”

xiamianfanlaifuqujiuyijuhua:“weishenmepianwomendabaigong!”

待静下去。

fanghenshaolangshengdao:“manzhaosun,qianshouyi,tiandixiajiumeiyoubaibaifuchu,wokeyihenfuzedegaosudajia,nimenzhisuoyibeitaotai,yinweinimendouhenyouxiu!”

下面一片哗然。

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nanqinlouxiabeitaotaidexueshengmenzheixiaxinlishufule,dansuizhierlaidegengshiyihuo,neiweishenmehaishiyaotaotaitamen?

“dankexi,henyihan,99%derenshuzailekaohedezuihouyiguan,nishangaq,adversityquotient!nimendoushujileziji!shuzailemianduicuozhe、baituokunjinghechaoyuekunnan!baibuzhejiushijiububan!baoqian,zhuwei,daohefuzhongqianxing,zuizhongjiandinglixiang、baizhebunaodefendoujingshen!”

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tamenbingmeiyoushu,ershishujileziji。

fanghenshaojinjiezhedao:“xiamianwoyaogongxiershisanweituoyingerchu,tamenjiangzhengshiyudaohegongsiqianshulaowuhetong……”

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