四合院:我背靠现代贴吧网友,躺赢第4章

genlinlaotouyouyaolexieyuer,guxuemingbianfanhuishenchahai。

继续征战钓场。

xiawubushiyuhuoyuedeshihou,yudouchibaole,meineimerongyiyaogou。

danguxuemingpingjiejingzhandejifa,haishijielianshangyu。

pingjunshilaifenzhongjiunengyouyitiao。

zheihaishizaitazhidiaodayudeqingkuangxia,yaoshilaizhebuju,nengyougengduo。

diaolekuailianggexiaoshi,zhongyulailegejuwuba。

genjutuozhuaideliliangguji,deyoubajiujin!

yaozhidaozheishishenchahai,kebushiyewai,haigangjinglilekunnansannian,nengyouzheimedadeyushishubuyi!

yibanrenyongpozhuganzihaizhendiaobushanglai,haozaiguxuemingbushiyibanren。

liulezheiyuhaoyihuier,caihuanmanjiangqituodaoanbian,daileshanglai。

“dafengshoua!huijiahuijia!!”

guxuemingdianliangleyixiazheitiaokuaijiujinzhongdedaheiyu,xiaodewubicanlan。

zhongyutihuidaole,neizhongruqiushoushilaonongbandexiyue。

taxinmanyizu,jintianjiuxianbudiaole,rangqitayuerhuanxieshiri。

meizhongbuzudeshi,xiawurenbuduo。

“keximeiduoshaodiaoyudetongdao,hewofenxiangzheifenrongyu……”

buyuanchuyousangediaoyulao,zaojiuliuyidaoleguxueming。

zheixiaozishibushijiunengshangyu,haoxianghaidoutingdade,taizaorenhenle!

neisadiaoyulaodoubuleyikanta,danshiyouhennanbuzhuyi。

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bayuganwangdishangyireng,jiuwangzheibianpaolai。

weizhezheitiaoyuzezechengqi,youduiguxuemingyidunkuazan,zhihunianshaoyouwei。

zhishitamencihuiliangshizaikuifa,niubierzifanlaifuqu。

guxueminghenkuaitingniwaile,biangaociliqu。

huiyihuiyixiu,zaishenchahailiuxialeshaoniandiaoshendechuanshuo。

tazailubianzhaolegentengtiao,chuanqiheiyudesailinshoushang,bijingyuloulifangbuxia。

wangjiazoushi,tajingkongdifaxian,zijijingmilule!

lianggonglidelucheng,tayingshizoulelianggeduoxiaoshicaizhaodaojia!

ruguobushiyuloulineixieyukuaisile,tahaideduozhaoyihuier。

一路上逢人便问:

“tongzhi,qingwenzheishinatiaohutong?wohaoxiangzhaobuzhedaole。meicuo,zheiyushiwogangdiaode,yejiubudaoshijinba,yuloulihaiyouni,laiqiaoqiao……”

buzhidaoshouhuoleduoshaoxianmuyuchongbaidemuguang。

ruguobushizijimeifafazhaopian,tadouhenbudezaitiebafashitiaotiezixuanbuzheijianshi。

denghuidaosiheyuanshi,tagengshiruguilaidewangzhe。

“sandaye,mangzheni?”

guxuemingchongzhengzaixiujianpenzaideyanbuguidaleshengzhaohu。

yanbuguitaiqitou,zhengyaohuiying,jiandaoneitiaodaheiyu,meirenzhuwocaoleyisheng。

yishijianyegubushangweichizhishifenzidetimian,wendao:

“xiaogunishangnaermaidezheimedayitiaoyu?”

guxuemingyouxiebuyue,huanglehuangyulouhediaogan:

“shenmemaideya?wozijizaishenchahaidiaodaode!”

yanbuguiyizhenyaran,yanshenlimanshizhiyiyubujie。

tazijiyeshizishendiaoyulao,zuiduodiaodaoguosanjinduodedacaoyu。

zheimedadeheiyu,bieshuoshitazijidiaole,tadoumeijiandaobierendiaoshanglaiguo。

“zhenshinizijidiaode?!”

zaitayinxiangli,gujiaxiaoziyemeidiaoguoyuya!touyihuijiunengdiaozhezheimedade?erqieyuloulihaoxianghaiyou?

开什么玩笑啊?!

“dangran,wozheikenengjiujiaotianfuyibingba,ninyaobuxin,guoliangtianshangshenchahaiwenwen,gujidaoshihoujiuchuankaile。”

guxuemingxiaolexiao,kuaibulikaileqianyuan。

chenxianzaiyanbuguihenmengganjinkailiu,dengduifanghuiguoshen,shuobudingjiuyaotianzheliangentayaoyule。

yanbuguixianzaidaoxinyouxiebengsui。

zenmeganjue,zheijitianmeicijiandaoguxuemingzheixiaozi,doudebeidajiyifanni?

jiuliandiaoyufangmian,yebeinianyale??

yanbuguijuede,zijidexiangzheixiaoziyaotiaoyu,lailiaoweineixin,shunbianzhengmingzijizaisuanjifangmianbaodaoweilao!

raneryanqiannahaiyouguxuemingdeshenying?

zaizijiamenkouyaodaodongxi,neijiaobenshi,wuyuanwuguqubierenjiayaozoudongxi,neixingzhijiubianle。

yanbuguihaiganbuchuzheiyangdeshi,zheishijiajiaxingwei。

“nandaozheiyezaigujiaxiaozidesuanjidangzhongma?”

guxuemingdeliuzou,rangyanbuguijuedezijibeiyupanle,tatanlekouqi。

yeba,zanqiebukaolvsuanjizheigeqiangdile,haishisuanjishazhuba……

zaiyishengshengjinghuyuzantanzhizhong,guxuemingbianxiaozheaigedazhaohu,bianhuanmandichuanguozhongyuan。

jiazhangshijiantalikai,caiehenhendidigu:

“neimedatiaoyu,chidewanma?!zhidaowojiakunnan,yebuzhidaofenwojiadian!”

tayanchandebuxing,tongshiyouzhongxiangkudechongdong。

pingshenmeguxuemingneihuaidongxiyunqizheimehao?zhenshilaotianyebuzhangyana!

danshijielianchibiedeta,yishibugangenguxuemingdahua。

xinxiangzhe,dengguxuemingzhuyudeshihou,derangqinhuairuhuozhebanggengquyaoyipen!

guxueminghuidaojia,bayudoufangjinzijiashuigangli,zanshidenamutongshengshuiyongle。

youtiaoyuyijingkaishifanbaiduzi,xiangshimingbujiuyi,kanlaijinwanjiudechidiao。

zheishixudamaozoujintajia,dazhanglianshangmanshijingqi。

“xueminglaodi,tingshuonidiaoletiaodayu?gelaiqiaoqiao!”

shuozhezoudaoshuigangbian,shensegengjiachijingle,shuodao:

“maya!diaozheimelaoduoni?neitiaoheiyushizhengoudade!zayanglaodi,jinwanzhunbeikaihunma?”

guxuemingzhilezhineitiaojijiangsidiaodeyushuo:

“zheizhijinwanpashijiudechidiao,dengsilejiubuhaochile。”

许大茂笑着说:

“kanbuchulainihaidongzheige,yaobujinwanzanliangjiadahuoba?wojialidunzhexiaojihemoguni,zheitiaoyuyewolaizuo,xinbuxingedeshouyi?”

ziconghelouxiaoejiehunyihou,xudamaochuyiyuelaiyuehaole。

yinweidanfantazaijia,jibendoushitazuofan,sheijiaotashigaopandeni?

tadezhiguxuemingdaileyuhuilai,turanxiangzuoyidaosuancaiyu。

yinweilaohuashuosuanerlanv,tatugejili,xiangranglouxiaoezaodianjilaoxujiashengerzi。

suoyitichuzheidungenguxuemingyikuaichi。

guxuemingxianglexiang,zijidaoshibuchikui,erqietashizaibuxiangchuliyu。

ranyishenyuxingwei,xizaoyoubufangbian。

yushidayinglexudamao,xiaodao:

“xinga,neijinwanwoyechangchang,xugecongxiangxiadaihuilaideliudajiheganmogu。”

xudamaobianzhuazouneitiaoyu,naquzhongyuanshuicaochuli。

buduoshi,guxuemingtingjianyuanlituranbiandecaoza,sihudouzaijidongdigensheidazhezhaohu。

tayouxieyihuo,sheizheimedapaimian?

jiugentanazhedayukaixuanerguishiside。

chumenyikan,zhijianyiedanliandeganlianzhongnianfunvzoujinhouyuan。

qianyuanhezhongyuandeyiduiren,momogenzaitashenhou。

neifunvkanjianguxueming,shuanglangyixiao:

“nijiushiguxuemingtongzhiba?benrenbizhaopianshanghaizhouzhengdeduo!”

guxuemingzixixianglexiang,wendao:

“ninshi……wangzhuren?ninzhaowoma?”

“shilaizhaoni,youhaoshiyaogennishuo!”

jiedaobanwangzhurenrenzhenduanxiangzheguxueming,yuekanyuejuedezheixiaohuozibucuo。

zheiniandaihenduorendedanganlishimeiyouzhaopiande,danguxuemingshigaozhongsheng,youxuejizhaopian。

wangzhurenzaifandanganquedingrenxuanshi,jiujuedeguxuemingzuiheshi。

erguxuemingbuzhidaoqingkuang,manfuyihuo。

xinxiangzhe,mofeiwodiaodaodaheiyudeshiqingnaodetaida,lianjiedaobandoujingdongle。

要来给我发个奖?

哪有这么离谱的事!

xiayikewangzhurenjiujiedaletadeyihuo。

raner,zheigexiaoxi,querangguxuemingdangchangdaizhile……