weishoudejiazhangshi，bukesiyidekanzheheyuzhucongtajiachulai，shoulihainazhezhurou？
“shazhu，jiwozhanzhu！”
jiazhangshiyisangzi，chadianjiheyuzhuheniaole。
zhuanguoshen，heyuzhukanzhemuyechamoyangdejiazhangshi，zheisangzigenshengyin，haoxuanmeijiheyuzhuhechuxinzangbing。
“ganshenme，laofeipo！”
老肥婆？
jiazhangshiqidewukongmaoyan，hunshenfeirouyizhanyizhandi。
“你喊我什么？”
heyuzhutaoletaoerduo，chuidiaoershi：“nierduobeifeiyouduzhule，woshuonishilaofeipo，laofeipo（chaodasheng）！”
“nixianzaitingdaolemei！”
jiazhangshiyaozheyachi，nudengshuangyan。
zheigeshihou，qinhuairu，banggengmuziliangchulai。
qinhuairubuzhidaoheyuzhujintianweishenmedata，yebuhaoshuo，kenengxinqingbuhao，beidayejiubeidale，takaozheqiangbalianniudaoyibian。
banggengkeburen，dingzhebeidazhongdezhulian，duitanainaigaozhuang：“nainai，shazhudawogenwoma，kankanbawodade，mingtianzenmeshangxueya！”
jiajiachulejiazhangshigannuduisiheyuanqitaren，qinhuairukebugan。
“啊！”
“shazhu，nigeshaqiandaode，dawosunzi，dawoerxifu，**de！”
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talimajiadahuoli：“shazhu，**jiwochulai，jintiannibujiwoyigejiaodai，jijiajiayigejiaodai，jintianwanshangnijiubiexiangshuijue！”
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chouzheheyuzhu，jiazhangshichaozheheyuzhuzoushangliangbu，shenzhelianchaofengdao：“zenmele，nibushixihuandarenma，laoniangjintianjiubalianshen......。”
huameishuowan，yigexiedihufengerlai。
啪！！！！
“妈！”
“奶奶！”
heyuzhudiuxiaxiezichuanshang，weidaoyouxienonghou。
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【gandebucuo，biaoxianhenhao。】
【jianglisuzhushizhangdatuanjie，yizhangdaojuka。】
【daojukakeyiduihuanyitaoquanjimanhua。】
“？？？？”
“zheinimashidaojuka？”
daojukabuyinggaishishenmenenglima，zenmeshiduihuanmanhuadeya！
【daojukaduihuanbenxitongbuyujieshi。】
敲诈！
“zheixitongjueduishitamaguolaigaoxiaode！”
yirenyixitong，xianghukeng。
zhongyuanxianchanghunluan，heyuzhuzhuanshenhuiwu，zaiyigechoutilifanzhaochuyizhengbaoxiangyan，heyuzhuzuozaichuangyanchaikaixiangyandiaozaizuili，dishanghaiyoubushaoyantou。kenengyingshijuyinweiyaomianxiangdazhong，shazhuchouyanjingtoubushihenduo。
liangrenweiyiyigexiangdedifangjiushichouyanle。
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tianshanglaojunjijirulvling，jin！
没反应。
晚安，玛卡巴卡！
这也没进去。
何雨柱要放大招了。
我代表月亮消灭你！
操，这都不是吗？
鸡你太美！
yanqianchuxianyipiantiandi，youfengyouheyoushan，heyuzhuzhanzaikongjianli，daxiaodao：“yuanlaixitongyeshiyigexiaoheizi。”
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