第五章 四合院里的闲人闲聊

四合院

douyijingliudianduo,gejiagehudangjiadeyedouxialebanhuilaile,qianhouzhongsangeyuanzili,renqunhanjiandejizhongzailezhongyuanli,sansanliangliangdezhanzaiyiqi,didigugudejiaoliuzheshenme,zheishuode,jibenshang,jiushizhongwusandamabachenzhaodidajinleyiyuandeshiqing。

shuoqizheigeshiqing,jiazhangshizuilaijing,tayibianpaizhedatui,yibiankoumohengfeideshuo:“aiya,dangshizhaodineigeyatoukeliandea,xianshiguixialaiqiuyangruihuabaqiangdeyecaihaijita,yangruihuabuchengrenbushuo,haiwulaizhaodisahuang,yaoqugaochendatou,neiyatouhedea!”

zhouweidejigerenxinyouyujidediantou:“shia,neiyatoukendingshiyaohesilea,zhenbeiyangruihuaneizhangzuiyitiaobo,chendatoubudewangsilidaa!”

“jiushi,haijidebu,shanggeyuedeshihou,zhaodibuxiaoxinbatadiguangzongdeyifuxitiaolexian,chendatoubatajidadetangchuangshangsantiandouqibulaia。”

“jiushi,zhenrangchendatouzhidaole,zhaodibudeyouzaichuangshangtanggebaxingqia。”

“ai,yangruihuazheiren,zhendeguolea!”

jiazhangshishuodemeimaodoukuaifeiqilaile:“kebushi,wodangshidoukanbuxiaqule,haiquanyangruihuabietaisangliangxinni,nalizhidaoa,yanbuguizheilaoxiaozi,biyangruihuadouhen,zhijiejiushuozhaodishigesahuangjing,bazhaodibidedangchangjiubaozheng,yihou,zaibuhuigenzuotianyiyang,bujiyanbuguisongyecai,kendingyiwadaoyecai,jiujitajiasong。ai,pingshenmea,zhaodibujiwojiasongyecai,feidejitajiasonga!”

liusanyarenbuzhuchazuishuo:“zuotiansandamashuo,zhaodiwaleyidabeiloudeyecai,nendehen。”

qitarendouhuangrandawu,yebudalijiazhangshizuihoudeneijujitajiasong:“nanguaijintiannaozheiyichuni,zheishizuotianmeizhandaobianyi,jintianzhaobua。”

liugenniangchalejuzui:“neixianzaizhaodineiyatouzenmeyangle?”tajintianzhongwumeihuilai,buzhidaozheijianshi,xianzaitinglebantian,zhidaogedagai,youkandajiameishuojieguo,jiuwenleju。

liusanyajiazhangshijigezhongwukanlerenaodanmeiquyiyuandejiumeichusheng,jindamazheigequanchenggenzhepaoderenkaikoule:“ai,yaowoshuo,yangruihuayeshitaidule,jiuneimediandadeyatoua,kelianxianzaibeitajidachengleshenmeshenmezhiwurenle。”

“zhiwuren?shenmejiaozhiwurena?”

dajiayitingzheigexinci,douhaoqiqilai。

jindamaangzhetoushuo:“jiushirena,gencaoashuayiyang,huozhe,danshizanshidongbulai,jiaotayebuxingdeyisi。”

dajiasidongfeidong:“neibujiushihuosirenma?”

jindamahenshiwanxi:“jiushia,womendangshibaneiyatousongdaoyiyuan,aiya,neishihaoyitongjianchaa,shenmezhongduyingyangbuliang,yaodefuzhongbinglea,keliane,chendatouzhenshibubazhaodidangrenkanna,tajiaguangzongzhuangdee,shanggexingqitingshuohaizaixuexiaoligensannianjidexueshengdajiahaidayingle。”

huatiyipian,qitarenyegenzheshuo:“jiushia,chenguangzongcaibasuiba,neigetou,doubisanyajialaodahaigaoleba,pingshidechiduoshaoliangshia。”

“ai,zhaodijinniandoushisuile,nishuochendatouyezhenbuhuisuanzhang,zhiyaozaiyangjinian,zhaodijiachuqu,bujiunengjijialitianyibicaililema?hebixianzaishengneimekouliangshi,hekuangxianzaihumeihuayaoqushangban,lideyouneimeyuan,jialibudeyougerenshoushi,zhenbazhaodidasiesile,kanchendatoujializenmeban?”

“ai,chendatouzenmeneimebudaijianzhaodia,humeihuayebuhuzhedian,jialiyoubushiguobuxiaqule。”

buzhidaosheiwendezheihua,zhouweidajiayishidoubushuole。

jindamayanjingzhuanlezhuan,zhuanyihuati:“ai,nimenhaitingbutingyiyuandeshia?”

dajiayoudoufenfenxunwen:“shiashia,houlaizenmeyanglea,yanbuguizheihuiyaodachuxueleba。”

jindamabiyidepielepiezuishuo:“kebushi,zhaodineiyatou,yiyuanlideyishengshenmefazidouxiangguole,jieguoni,yingshichabuchulaiweishenmehuiyunzheimejiu,yebuzhidaohuijixuyunduojiu,shuoshishenme,youkenengshishanglenaozihaishizenmede,fanzhengyaozhuyuan,yaodengde,woyetingbudong。”

“houlai,bushiyourenpaoqutongzhichendatouhehumeihualeme,chendatoulailehou,jiugenyanbuguilianggerenduozhewomendahuo,yebuzhidaoshanglianggeshenmejieguochulai,fanzheng,houlaia,yanbuguiyangruihualiangkouzi,lianneigeheie,yebuzhidaoyaoxintengjigeyue。”

“haha,gai!jiaotamentan,zhaozanmendarenyaohaochujiusuanle,lianzhaodineimegexiaoyatoudoubufangguo,huogaidachuxue!”

“ai,tamenjiazheicichiledakui,buhuiyihoucongzanmenshenshanglaohuiquba?”

zheihuayichu,dajiayoujinglejing,gegeyansehuanlehuan,dianlediantou,shia,buhui,yihouyaozaitamenshenshanglaohuiquba?

xiangbifunvmen,nanrenmentanlundejiuzhengjingduole。

yizhonghaizhidaolezheigexiaoxi,xiangdeshiyanbuguizheicisuanshiwanle,yihou,zaiyuanzilitou,tashibiexiangzaiyoushenmeweiwang,neimeshengxiade,jiushiliuhaizhong,jiuliuhaizhongneigenaozi,tasuibianjiukeyinanie,yejiushishuo,yihou,zheigeyuanzilitou,chulexufugui,yemeiqitarennenggentazhengle。

liuhaizhonghuijiazhidaolezheishi,gaoxingdeyunxulianggexiaoerziyirenjialeyikuaizichaojidan。erdamayeshigaoxing:“jintianyangruihuakeshizailegedagentoule,yeshitadaomei,sheizhidao,tajiudaneimejixia,jiubachenzhaodijidayunlexingbuguolaileni?”

liuhaizhongtingzheduzi,henshiweiyandedianlediantou:“jiushi,zheirenyetaibuzhuyituanjierenminqunzhongle,zenmenengduirenminqunzhongwangsilidani?yeshilaoyanmeiyoujiaoyuhaojialiren,yinggaikaigedahuipipingpiping!”

tajiaduimiandexujiaguanxindeheqitarenbutong。

xufuguitinglexudamaxiangxideshuolezhongwuhexiawudeshi,diyifanyingjiushi:“nishuo,yanbuguigenchendatouduoqilaishanglianglehenjiu。”

xudamayeshigenzhepaodaoyiyuanquweiguanhoushidejiefangzhiyi,pangguanlechendatoudaolaihou,liangjiarendechepi:“shia,zhongjianmeitanlong,haiyouzhaoleyisheng,genyishengzaibangongshilishuolebantianyouchaolebantian,houlaiyangruihuamozheyanleihuijialeyitang,wokanshihuiququqianqule,huilaideshihoubaozhegebaoguo,neibaoguokebuxiao,zenmedezhuanggejibaiba。”

“嘶”

xufuguicuolecuoyahuazi,youkendingdao:“humeihuameiqu。”

xudamakendingdediantou:“hanhumeihuadehuilaishuo,guomianyizuijinyaozhengshikaigongle,xianzaihenmang,taqingbudaojia,jiurangchendatouchulijiukeyile。”

xufuguibiyidehenglesheng,nverdouyaobeidasile,haiqingbudaojia。

xudamayezhuanlezhuanyanjing,dishengshuo:“nishuo,dangniantingshuodezhaodineiyatoubushichendatoudeshibushizhendea?”

xufuguibanmizhezuoyan:“nikankanzhaodineiyatou,xianzaizhangkaileyidian,younayidianzhangdexiangchenjiarena?”

xudamayeshidiantou:“wojiushuoma,tamenfuqiliangge,douyiyangdexiaobizixiaoyanjing,zenmenengshengchuzhaodineimegegaobiliangdayanjingde,haizhenbushia,nanguaichendatouzongxiangnongsizhaodini。”

yuanziliderenxianliaozhe,dengdaoyanbuguifuqilianggehuilailebamenguanshangbuchumen,yemeiyourenzhenpaotajiaqurexian,youdengdaobadianduo,tiandouheile,chendatoudaizhechenguangzong,yishendejiuqihuilaile,humeihuayemeijiangeyingzi,yuanzilizheicaimanmandechenjixialai。