第1章:我把系统玩坏了

‘dong——dong——dong——’

qingchendechaoshiqimeiyousanqu,nanzhou,gusuchengwaidezhongshengyijingxiangqi。

jintianshiyigedarizi;jilongshanshangdeziyunpaixiuzhenqiangzhejijiangxiashan,kaiqishinianyicideshoudizihuodong。

tingshuozheiyicidemingebishangyicigengduo,gusucheng,jijiangyousangexingyuner,jianghuichengweiweilaidexiuzhenzhe……

gusuchengzhong,danfanshijiazulishilimeiyourenhezuojianfanke,jiadiyinshiyidiandeqingniancaijun,quanbudedaoletongzhiheganzhaoqianlaicanjiaxuanba;shishishang,zaijihedezhongshenghaimeiyouxiangqideshihou,shenzhishizaiqianbanye,dabufendejidong、jinzhangdeshuibuzhedeshaonanshaonvmen,jiuyijingqijuyucile。

“haimeikaishia?xiuzhenzhezenmehaibulai?jisiwole。”

“zaijiyougepiyongni,zhenggegusuchengcanjiaxuanbadeyouyibaiyouwuren,renjiazhiyousangeminge,yebuzhidaohualuosheijia。”

“gusuchengdiyicaiziliwenqianggujiyaoruxuanleba?qunianwojiuyijingtingdaochuanwen,chengzhufuderenrenweiliwenqiangshipoyoujianshude,jinniangujiyaozhongdianxiangxiuzhenzhetuijianta。”

“liwenqiangma……queshishiyoucaihua,taxiedeneishou《zhongwuyan》wojiejiekeaichangle,changyicikuyici,wodouxiangbutongweisha。”

“youcaihuashiyoucaihua,danliwenqiangyunqibuhao,laobeileipi。haizongshipibusi,zhenggegusuchengsheibuzhidaotaliwenqiangshileigongzhizi?xiuzhenzhebenjiushinitianxingshi,zuijihuidejiushiyunqibuhaoderen,hahaha,liwenqiangyaoshinengbeixiuzhenzhekanzhong,woliuhailiudemingzidaoguolainian!”

“yi?shuoqiliwenqiang,liwenqiangzenmehaibulai?”

“liwenqiangbushizuirezhongchengweixiuzhenzheme?andaolishuotaqianbanyejiuzaizheidengzhele,zenmehaibuchuxian?”

“hahaha,shibushitazijidoujuede,taneizhonglaoaileipideyunqilaidaozheili,huirangxiuzhenqiangzheganjuehuiqi,shunshoubatamieleba?”

“ai~doushigusuchengdeshuaige,zhangxiongbieshuozheizhongzhongshangtongbaodehua。”

“……”

yidaduishaonanshaonvmen,jijizhazhadexingfenjiaotanzhe。

zuiqianfangdeguangchangshangbaizheliangbataishiyi,weiraozhetaishiyi,zhanzheshushigehunshenjiazhoudezhanshi。

yizhangtaishiyishikongzhede,meirenganzuo,neishidenghuierliujixiuzhenzhezuodeweizhi。

erlingyizhangtaishiyishang,zezuozhegusuchengdechengzhu,tianshengguozilian,bunuziweiqixidehuangdaren。

huangdarentingzheerbianjijizhazhadeshengyin,buyoudezhoumeilengheyisheng:“sujing。”

dunshi,zhenggeguangchangshangsuoyouqueyuedeshaonianshaonvmenyaquewusheng,laolaoshishidezhanzaineilibugankaiqiangle。jishinengchuxianzaizheilideshaonianshaonvmen,doushigusuchengzhongdemingmenwangzujiandeershizu,danmianduihuangdarendeweiyan,yiranmeiyourenganxiaozhangbanfen。

huangdarendandandepiaoleyiyanzhongren,zheicaiweiweizhuantouwendao:“liwenqiangni?”

“huidaren,bucengjian……”

huayinweiluo,zhijianpingdiqikuangfeng,xinanfangxiangsangongliwaidetiankongshangxunsudejujiqileyidatuandewuyun……

嘶——

huangdarendaoxiyikoulengqi,nannanyisheng:“ta,youyaoaileipile?”

“……”

yucitongshi,gusuchengwaidehuangjiaoyewaizhizhong。yigechuanzhedaguadeshaonianpantuizuozaishikuaizhishang。shaonianmianbairuyu,kanqilaiyepoweiqingxiu,danmeiyuzhijianquezongtouluchuyimojiaohuajilingdemoyang。

tajiushizhongrenkoukouxiangchuandeliwenqiang。

“wozhendaomei,zhende。”

yishengninanziyu,congliwenqiangzuilichuanchu。

zhongyuhaishirenbuzhujimo,zhengkailewuliuliudeyanjing。taitou,kanleyiyantiankongzhizhongjujidewuyun,liwenqiangyukuwulei,yanshenzhizhongyoudandandejingkongshanguo:

“weishenmehuirangwobangdingzheiyangdexitong,weishenmea?”

liangnianqian,liwenqianghaizhishidiqiushangdeyigeputongchengxuyuan,zaiyijuexinglaizhihoujiuchuanyuedaolezheigebeixiuzhenzhetongzhideshijie,jituozaileyigeshiliusuideshaonianshenshang。tongshi,haibangdingleyige‘tiandaoxitong’。

qianshitayeshijingchangkanxiaoshuoderen,ziranzhidaoxitongshibaowu。dangshi,tacengjidongdehaojitianshuibuzhejue,juedezijikendingyaochengweilongaotianle。danshijiexialaitacaizhidao,eyun,qiaoranjianglin。

yiliwenqiangneiduonianchengxuyuandejingyanlaikan,zheixitongkendingshiyoubugde。erqieshifeichangyanzhongdebug,yinweichengxushedingdegenbenjiuquanshiloudong。

liangnianjian,xitongzongshibuduanderangliwenqiangquzuoxinshourenwu——wanchengdiyicixiulian。renwuwanchengjiukeyihuodexinshoudalibao。

danshi,xitongwanquanbukaolvliwenqiangshigefanren,meiyouxiuliangongfazheijianshier。tabuguanniyoumeiyoubanfa,tazhiguanniwanbuchengrenwujiufengkuangchengfani。

‘wanchengdiyicixiulian’zheixinshourenwu,liwenqiangyongleliangniandoumeichenggong,zonggongshibaile89ci,yehuoshengshengdebeileipile89ci。zuikepadeshi,tabeixitongjiachizhe,zaitianfazhixiashibuhuiside。

zheiyidurangliwenqiangjuede,zijishibushichuanyuedaolediyu……tafanfudezhemoni。

zhengcishi,pantuizuozhefadaideliwenqiang,naohailizaicichuanlailexitongdeshengyin:

“qingsuzhuliwenqiangjixuwanchengxinshourenwu,wanchengrenwukeyihuodexinshoudalibao。”

“qingsuzhuzhuanxinduidairenwu,fouze,renwushibai,xitongjiangduinijinxingyanzhongdechengfa。”

“请宿主……”

yucitongshi,naohaizhizhongyefuxianleyigeshujumianban:

宿主:李文强

年龄:16

tiandaonengliang:1.5(jiachileiting)

宝箱:无

renwu:wanchengdiyicixiulian(jinxingzhong/yishibai89ci)

renwudaojishi:3xiaoshi21fen

kanzheyijingshibai89cideshuju,huixiangqizijibeileipiguo89cideriziyijitongku。liwenqiangxintaichadianbengkuile,hongzheyanzhitianmadao:“woxiuliannihamapi!”

xitong:“qingsuzhujinkuaiwanchengrenwu。”

“我……”

liwenqiangmengranqishen,tiaowangkanxiangchengmenkouguangchangdefangxiang。tazhidao,zijibunengzaizheiyangxiaqule,zijizongshizheiyangxiaquzijimosuo,shigenbenmosuobuchulaide。yinweiwanquandoubuzhidaoshenmeshixiulian,zenmexiulian。

tazhidao,jintianshiziyunpaidexiuzhenzhexiashanshoutuderizi。zhei,shizijiweiyidejihuile,zuimiaomangdejihui。

“woyongyiniandeshijianpudianwoziji,zaizhenggegusuchengliyangming,yinqichengzhudezhuyi。jiuweilejintianzheiyicibeizhongdiantuijian。shijianchabuduole,caizhedianquba……”

liwenqiangnannanyisheng,taitoukanleyiyanlongzhaozhezijideyipianwuyun,shunjian,lianheilexialai。

changshizhewangqianzouleliangbu,taniangde,wuyungenzhezijizou……

崩了崩了!

心态真的崩了。

liwenqiangyibianzhengliyifuzhengqi,yibianyukuwuleidekanzhetiankong:“woqingwugexiaoshidejiaxingbuxing?wugexiaoshihouaileipiyexing,piliangciyexinga……nitemebiegenzhewo!”

李文强佛了。

tazhidaoxiuzhenzhezuijiangjiuqiyunle,zijiyaoshitoudingyidapianwuyunqujianxiuzhenzhe,gujidagailvshihuiluoxuandeba?

danshitayeguanbulezheimeduole,weiyidejihuile。

xiangdaozheili,liwenqiangbatuijiupao。

tapaodeyuekuai,wuyunyepaodeyuekuai,shizhonglongzhaozheta……

ernaohaizhizhong,buduandechuanlaixitongdeshengyin:

“qingsuzhuhuidaogongzuogangwei,jixuwanchengxinshourenwu!”

“qingsuzhulijiruding,wanchengdiyicixiulian。”

“滴滴滴”

“jiancedaosuzhuyaozaofan,xitongjijiangkaiqitianfa……”

“tianfashibai,rujinnengliangwei1.5,xiaoyu2.wufajingzhundingweidaosuzhuhenji。qingsuzhulijipantuizuoxia,renzhenjieshoutianfa。”

“……”

liwenqianglenglehaojiu,danaodouyaodangjile。

这也行?

wozhiyaopaodegoukuai,tianfajiukeyizhuibushangwo?

**……liangnianlai,diyicizhidaozheigemimi。

yiqian,xitongrangganshatajiugansha,meiganxiangguofankang。renwuyichulai,tajiuzuoxiaxiulian,jishizhidaowanbuchengrenwu,keneixinquehaixiangzhe:taiduhaodian,shibushijiubuhuineimeyanzhong?

jintiandiyicibeipofankangxitong,liwenqiangdoujingdaile。yuanlaihaikeyizheiyang!

nizhiyaoqiangliedekangjuxitong,tianfajiuzhuibushangni。

“ahahaha,guoranshibukaopudexitong。nizhendeyoubug!”

liwenqiangqianshishenweichengxuyuan,duiyubugzheizhongdongxijiqimingan。taxinzhongzhidao,zhiyaonichuzaibugzhizhong,nishenzhikeyiweisuoyuwei。

naohaili,xitongdeshengyinbiandeyouxiejicufengkuangleqilai。

“yanlijinggaodiyici!”

“yanlijinggaodierci!”

“yanlijinggaodisanci!”

“滴滴滴。”

“di90cirenwushibai,suzhujijiangjieshoutianfa……”

“jiancedaosuzhuzaiyidongzhong,nengliangxiaoyu2,wuzhuizonggongneng,tianfashibai。”

“……”

**,成功了……

liwenqiangxinzangkuangtiao,taitoukanzheyiranzhuizhezijipaodewuyun,qichuanyuyudehoudao:“chenggongle,wochenggongle。zhiyaowopaodegoukuai,tiandaojiuzhuibushangwo……”

tayiweizijizhendechenggongle。zheiyici,duoguoleyijiele。

但是他想多了。

xiayimiao,naohailizaicichuanlaixitongdeshengyin:

“qingsuzhudi91cijieshouxinshourenwu——wanchengdiyicixiulian。”

还来?

liwenqianghuranganjuedaozheicihaoxiangyoudianbuduijing。yiqianshibaiyicirenwu,tayaoguohaojitiancaihuilaidiercirenwu。

danshizheiyici,shibaizhihou,jingranlijijiuyouchurenwule。

“suzhuzhengzaixinshourenwuzhong,qinglijipantuixiulian,renzhenduidai……”

“滴滴滴”

“jiancedaosuzhutuoligangwei,pandingsuzhudi91cirenwushibai。qingsuzhulijizuoding,jieshoutianfa。、”

“nengliangshaoyu2,wufajinxingtianfazhuizong。tianfashibai……”

咦?

liwenqiangtiaoletiaomeitou,zhei,jiuchengle?

xiayimiao,xitongdeshengyinyouxiangleqilai……

“qingsuzhudi92cijieshouxinshourenwu,wanchengdiyicixiulian。”

“任务失败……”

“天罚失败。”

“qingsuzhudi93cijieshouxinshourenwu……”

“任务失败。”

“天罚失败……”

naohaizhong,xitongfangfoyaozhale。

“请宿主……”

“请……”

“qingqingqingqingqingqing……”

“请……”

naohaili,huranchuanlaileyizhenzhenxiangshi‘kale’deshengyin。

然后。

‘bi——bi——bi——bi’deshengyinchixuxiangqi。

jiechuleyibeiziruanjianbianchengdeliwenqiangtingxialejiaobu,chengmujieshedekanzhezijidenaohai。cishi,naohailimeiyoushujumianbanle,ershiheiping!

“**,死机了!”

“wobaxitongpaosijile!”

“wo……wotuolikuhaile!”

“哈哈哈哈。”

liwenqiangyangtiankuangxiaoyisheng,xiaoshengjiaranerzhi。

yinweitakanjian,toudingdewuyunhaimeiyousanqu,jingran,yuejuyueduo。

沉默。

黑屏。

死机。

liwenqiangjiuzheiyangzhanzaixiaoshulinlifadai,duonianbeileipidejingyangaosuta,shiqingfangfobushineimejiandan。

ta,liwenqiang,xianzaiyoudianhuang……

huran,neiyourusishenbandeshengyinzaicixiangqi。

“gongxininzhongxinbangding‘tiandaoxitong’”

“gongxisuzhu,xitongwanchengshengji。”

“gongxisuzhu,xitongtiandaonengliangshengjiwei2.5,kaiqizhuizonggongneng。”

“滴滴滴”

宿主:李文强

年龄:16

天道能量:2.5

宝箱:无

renwu:wanchengdiyicixiulian(jinxingzhong/0shibai)

“……”

嘶——

liwenqiangdaoxiyikoulengqi,yanlishanguoyimojuewangzhise。

“还特么升级了!”

youqishidangliwenqiangkanjianshujulanlide‘tiandaonengliang;2.5’deneiyishunjian,xintaizhale!

gangcaitiandaonengliangxiaoyu2,liwenqiangpaodezhiyaozugoukuai,tianfajiuzhuibushangta。

danshixianzai,xitong,xitongtemedejingranshengjile,tiandaonengliangbianchengle2.5,zheijiuyoulezhuizongxitong……

liwenqiangtanzuozailedishang,juewangzhe。

zaijuewangzhizhong,naohaizhizhongzaicichuanlaixitongdeshengyin:

“qingsuzhuyusanxiaoshineiwanchengxinshourenwu,wanchenghoujijianghuodexinshoudalibao。”

“qingsuzhulijixiulian。”

“jinggao。ruguosuzhuweizaizhidingshijianneiwanchengrenwu,xitongjiangsuijichengfayimingxingyunguanzhong……”

“……”

嗯?

liwenqianghurantiaoqimeitou。

dengdeng,haoxiangyounalibudui?