yucitongshi，jilongshanshang，beimiwulongzhaozhedeziyunpaihupaidazhendakaileyitiaoliefeng。
liefengdakaideshunjian，miwuzhongdejingxiangxianlulechulai。
daochudoushigongdianshidejianzhu，tingtailouge，baihexianlusichubenzou，yikanjiubushifanchu。
‘zhi——’deyisheng，zongmendakai。
yigechuanzhedaopao，beifubaojiandezhongnianxiushicongziyunpaizhongzoulechulai。zhongnianxiushizhazhedaoji，mianbairuyu，feichangdeshuai，shiyigelaoshuaige。
suiranzhangdeshuai，danquejirenyizhongjuaodeganjue。
lianggeshoumendizijiandaoxiushi，lianmangxiaguizuoyi：“canjianjiuxuanshishu。”
jiuxuanzhenrendandandediandiantou：“menliuzhe，wuquyitanggusuchengzhaoshoudizi，dagaisangeshichenzhihouhuihuilai。”
“是，师叔。”
huayinluoxia，‘cheng——’deyisheng，beihoudebaojianchuqiao，zhanfangchuyaoyandejinguangpanxuanzaitiankongzhizhong。jiuxuanzhenrenyigezongyuetiaoshangfeijian，dangjihuaweiyidaojincancandeliuguangyuanqu。
‘嗖——’
yirenyijianchuansuozaitiandijian，tengnuozaiyunhaizhizhong，shuaideyipi！
feizhefeizhe，jiuxuanzhenrenjuaodeshensemengrankuangbian。tongkongyisuo，kanxianglegusuchengdefangxiang，muguangjinsuoneiyituanzaiyidongdewuyun。
yichaneijian，jiuxuanzhenrenganshoudaolewuyunzhizhongdekongbuweiya，neishitiandizhiqi，kongbudaorangjiuxuanzhenrenmingmingjulihenyuan，danshiqueneixinzhibuzhudezhandou。
“nei……neishishenme？”
“gusuchengzenmehuiyouzheiyangkepadeweiya？”
jiuxuanzhenrenyanlishanguoyimojidanzhise，lianmangraokaineiyituanwuyun，luozailegusuchengwaideguangchangshang。
yucitongshi，guangchangshangdengdailexujiuxujiudezhongrentaiqitoulai，zhikanjianyidaoliuguangluoxia。suoyourendoujidongleqilai。
huangdarenlianmangzhanleqilai，danxixiagui，chongbaieryoujingweidedahanyisheng：
“gusuchengchengzhuhuangshouyi，lvgusuchengzhongyouzhishaonian，gonghouxianrendajia！”
‘哗哗哗’
suoyouren，suoyouneixienianqingdeshaonianshaonvmen，zaiduanzandezhenhanguohou。yequandouqianchengwubideguilexialai，zhinendeshengyinzhengqidexiangqi：
“恭候仙人大驾！”
“……”
shengyinluohou，bianshimanzhangdechenjin。
zaiwushengzhizhong，jiuxuanzhenrenhuanhuandeluodi，hunshenxianqipiaomiaodeluozaileguangchangzhengzhongjian，mianwubiaoqingdezuozaileneiyibataishiyishang。
luozuo，jiuxuanzhenrensaoleyiyanzaichangdezhongren，qingshengshuodao：
“xiuliannainitianzhiju，feichangrenkeyixingshi。rudengfanrenruoshisile，hunguidifu，keyitoutaizhuanshi。ruoshixiuzhenzhesile，neibianshihunfeiposan，congciyinmieyutiandizhijian……rudengkezuohaolezhunbei？”
huayinluoxia，yibaiduogejidongkuangxideshaonianmenzhandouzhehandao：
“时刻准备着！”
jiuxuanzhenrenmanyidedianlediantou，bujingyijiancemu，quekanjianxinanfangxiangdeneituanwuyunhaizaiyidong。yinyinyueyuede，taganjueneituanwuyunhaoxiangshiyaowangzijizheiliyidongle……
jiuxuanzhenrenyouxiezuobuzhule，xinzhongandao：zheituanyunyoudaguguai，gaibuhuiqianlianwoba？
zhengyoucixiangdeshihou，huangdarenlianmangdahanyisheng：“liyituan，zhunbeiyixiagewubiaoyan……”
zhuanhuitoulai，huangdarenyoushanxiaodao：“xianren，womenweininzhunbeilegewubiaoyan，haiyouyanxi。xianqingyijiachengzhufu，guankanyouwogusuchengdiyicaizibianpaidedaxingwudao《gesongwodexianrenna》。”
ruoshifangzaipingshi，jiuxuanzhenrenkendingjiuqule。zheishiguanliheliyi，meiyicixiashanxuanbadeshihou，dangdidechengzhudouhuireqingzhaodai。yongmeijiujiayao，yijimeinvlaizhaodai。
erxiuzhenzhezaishanlixiulianshihenjimode，tamenyexihuanxiashanxiaoqian。
danshijintian，jiuxuanzhenrenxinliyoudianhuang。
tadeyuguangbuduandezhuyizheneiyituanhaizaiwangzheibianyidongdewuyun，xinliyoudianhaipa。
lianmangbaishoudao：“kuandaijiububile。banshiyaojin，lai，youzhiyuxiuzhendayedewangqianzouyibu。sanliangxiaxuan**lewoyaohuishan。”
yibianshuozhe，jiuxuanzhenrenyibianyouxiedanyoudekanzhewuyun。
huangshouyieranpianke：“zheimeji？”
“wobeixiuzhenzhebanshishiwubidexiaolv，zhibenzhuti。bijingsuiyueyouxian，xiantuwujin……”
“xianrendayi，xianrendezheizhongbuweijianxian，dayibingrandejingshenshizhidewomenxuexide。”
huangshouyiyibiangongweizhe，yibianyouxietiliwenqiangzheji。zheixiaozizenmehaibulaia？wobangnituoshijiandoutuobuzhu，zheiyicilaidexianrentaiguozhengzhile……
yucitongshi，gusuchengwai。
liwenqiangmanshenhanshuidekuangbenzaishulinzhizhong：“dengdengwo，yidingyaodengdengwoa。woweiyidexiuzhenjihuile，zaibuzhuazhu，yihouzhendejiumeijihuile。”
gangcai，talaoyuankanjianletiankongzhizhongyouyidaoliuguangfeiguo，tahenkending，neijiushixiuzhenzhele。
liuguangchuxian，neijiushuomingxuanbayijingkaishile。zijiyaoshizaibupaokuaidian，chishidoumeiyouyikourehude。
‘呼哧-呼哧’
chuanzhecuqi，liwenqiangyoudianhouhui，zijiweishenmeyaoduozheimeyuandedifanglaizuorenwu。
‘di，qingsuzhujinkuaijinruxiulianzhuangtai。’
‘警告’
naohaizhizhongzaicixiangqilexitongdeshengyin：
“qingsuzhujinkuaijinruxiulianzhuangtai，wanchengxinshourenwu‘diyicixiulian’。”
“renwuchenggong，jianghuodexinshoujiangli。renwushibai，jiangsuijichengfayigeweiguanqunzhong。”
“……”
系统疯了。
liwenqiangjuede，xitongyinggaibushishengjile，shifengle，shiyoubing。pashizhongbingdubengkuileba？
zijiwanbuchengrenwu，tajingranyaodasiyigelurenjizijikan？
zheizhongwanquanrangrenmobuzhetounaodetaolu，rangliwenqiangxinliganjuepapade。weizhidejiushikongbude；yiqianbeileipidecishuduole，liwenqiangqishibingbuzenmepa，yinweiyoujingyanle。
danshixianzai，xitongjingranshuo，tayaosuijichengfayigequnzhong……zheitaihuangle。
liwenqiangyefenbuqingxitongshuodehuashizhendehaishijiade，tazhixiangzhuazhuzheizuihoudejihui。
近了。、
touguoxiaoshulin，liwenqiangnenggoukanjiangusuchengwaideguandaole，zhiyaoshangleguandao，wangqianbuyuanjiunengdaodaguangchangshang。
快了。马上了。
liwenqiangyijingnenggoukanjianyuanfangdeguangchangle，takanjianleguangchangshang，yidaduishaonianmenzhandezhengzhengqiqi，zhengzaibeiyigechuanzhedaopaoderenmogu。
liwenqiangkanjiandaorendeshihou，daorenyezhuantoukanxiangleliwenqiang。gezhewuliubaimidekongjian，liangrenyaoyaoduishi……
“ganbushang，ganbushangle。wanlewanle。”
liwenqiangnannanyisheng，lianmangchezhesangzibaohouyisheng：
“等等，还有我。”
“等等啊。”
“xianrendengdengwo，wojiaoliwenqiang，wohenyougengude。wozeiyoutianfu。woweixiuzhenersheng，xiuzhenjiushiwodeshengming。”
“xianrendaozhang，dengdengwoa。”
“……”
yishengshengdahou，rangguangchangshangdezhongrendouhuiguotoulai。
yizhongrendengkanjianmanshenlangbeideliwenqiang，buyoudehongrandaxiao：
“hahaha，liwenqiangjueduiyoubeileipiguo。”
“xiaosiwole，canjiaxuanbajingranhaibulaizaodian。jingranganzaixianrenmianqiancaizhedianlai？”
“zhenyoupoli。liwenqiangzheisijingranganzaixianrenmianqianchidao？”
“太吊了李文强。”
“zhangxiongnitaifangsile，jingganzaixianrenmianqianshuodiao？xianrendaozhang，wojianyiquxiaozheigerendeminge，tameisuzhi。”
“**ninainai，nizhongshangwo？xianrendaozhang，tatiaobolijian。”
“……”
yiqunshaonianshaonvmenjijizhazhadehuxiangzhongshangleqilai。
yibaiduoren，zhiyousangeminge。qiangpolenaodaiyedezhenga。zheigebeixuanbadeguantou，meiyoushenmeshiqingshibichengweixiuzhenzhehaizhongyaodele。
erjiuxuanzhenrengenbenwushizheixieshaonianmendehuayu，tataitoukanlekantiankong，buzhiheshi，wuyunyijinglongzhaoleta。
youkankanneigeyuanchukuangbenerlaideshaonian。
嘶——
jiuxuanzhenrendaoxiyikoulengqi，tongkongyisuo，wendao：“huangshouyi，nei……neigeshaonianbeiwuyunlongzhao？”
huangshouyimeilaidejishuohua，yishijianmeixianghaozenmeshuo。
eryigepanghuhudeshaonianyanzhuziyizhuan，lianmangdahanyisheng：“daozhang，neigerenjiaoliwenqiang。tashigesangmenxing，tajingchangbeileipide。keqianwanbuyaodaitaxiuzhen，fouzehuidaodamei。”
huangdarenhumuyideng：“sheirangnichazuide？”
xiaopangzixingxingdesuolesuobozi，youqiaoshengdao：“daozhang，xuanwo。wowangfu，wozheigerenyunqihao，jueduinengwangnin。”
jiuxuanzhenrenmeiyoudalita，zhishiyouxiejidandekanzhekuangbenerlaideliwenqiang，nannanyisheng：
“tianna，wuyunhetianweixiangban，ninenghuoguoershisuiwochishi。saobaxinga。”
“cidibuyijiule，pindaoqiyunjiashenyijingduonian，bunengbeinidianwutuoxiashuile。”
yanba，jiuxuanzhenrensuibiandezhilesangeren：“nimen，genwozou。”
zhongrenhaimeifanyingguolai，jiuxuanzhenrenjiuyijingdaizhesangeshaoniantengkongerqu……
yuanchu，liwenqiangkandeyaziyulie，dahouyisheng：
“daozhang，dengdengwoa！”
“daozhang，wotianshengshihexiuzhen，zhende。daozhangnibiezoua。”
“……”
**nidaye，jinzaizhichi，jinzaizhichia。
shuohuadegongfu，liwenqiangpaodaoleguangchangshang，jidetiaojiaodahou：“daozhang，daiwozouba。woyaoxiuzhen，woxiangxiuzhena！”
“道长……”
jiuxuanzhenrenwangxiayikan，lenghengyisheng：“jiwobizui。zaiyupindaoduoshuoyijuhua，mieleni！”
huayinweiluo，yigutaotianshaqilongzhaolezhenggeguangchang。
guangchangshangdesuoyouren，quanbumianseshabai，lenghanlinlideguizailedishangbuganshuohua。
huangdarenguizaidishang，youxieanrandekanleyiyanliwenqiang，antanyisheng，buzaiduoyanle。
liwenqiangganshoudaozheiyiguzhenduizijideshayi，wunaidedixialetou，shuobuchuhualaile。xinzhongsuanchuwubi，ai，woxiangshiyituogoushi，sheijianledouxianqi……
jiuxuanzhenrenmianselengsuwubidefeizoule，lengshengnannandao：“huiqiwanyier。”
“……”
走远了。
杀气淡了。
huangdarenqishenzoulai，pailepailiwenqiangdejianbang：“xiaoli，nitianshengbushihexiulian。zoubiededaoluba，wojuedenichulexiuzhen，ganshenmedounengchenggong。”
zheijianzhishizuicanrendeanwen。qiaoqiaozheishuodeshirenhuame？
liwenqianganranwulidetanzuozaidishang，baiwuliaolai，xinqinghuiandaolejidian。wochuanyuelailiangnianle，bangdingzheigeshuaibukaideguixitong，beileipileliangnian。
我容易么我？
haoburongyizhuadaolezuihoudeyixianxiwang，haibeirenjiaxiuzhenzhexiangshixianqigoushiyiyangdexianqi。
李文强难受。
pingshenmebierenchuanyuedounengchengweilongaotian，wochuanyuezhihoujiuzheimebeicui？
huangdarenliqule，meiyouzaijixuanweita。qitadeshaonianshaonvmenyeluluxuxudeyuanqu，fenfenbiyixianqidekanzheliwenqiang，zhanzaiyuanchuduitazhizhidiandian：
“这个扫把星。”
“sheipengjiantasheidaomei。”
“狗屎一样。”
“benlaiwonengbeixuanzhongde，jieguojiuyinweitalaile，jiuxuanzhenrenpazhanshanghuiqijiucongcongzoule。douhaimeimowodegujiuzoule。kee。”
“yihoulitayuandian，guisunzibujinzijidaomei，hailianleibierengentayiyangdaomei。”
“yaobushiyinweidabuguota，wofeiyaozoudaotamianqianqumata。”
“……”
liwenqiangtingzhezheixiecierdehua，wudongyuzhong，zhishikanzheyuantianchousi。
weishenmewoyaorangzheixitongchanshen？
woxiangbeileipime？woxiangzounaerwuyunjiugendaonaerme？
woyebuxiang，woyehenjuewang，keshiwoyoushenmebanfa？nimenweishenmedouhaiyaoshuofenglianghua？
zhengcishi，naohailiyouchuanlaixitongdeshengyin：
“qingsuzhulijijinruxiulianzhuangtai，yanzhongjinggao，qingsuzhulijiwanchengxinshourenwu。jinggao！”
“……”
‘轰’心态炸了。
liwenqianghongzheyanjing，zhizhetianshangdewuyunbaohou：
“zeilaotian，woqunimade。xiulianxiulian，woxiunihamapi！”
“laozizaiyebuxiulianle。pisiwo，pisiwoba。zheiciworuguozaiduoyixia，woshinier！”
xitong：“suzhutaidujiqibuduanzheng，jiancedaosuzhuyongyouqiangliedichubenxitongdeqingxu。panding，renwushibai！”
“xitongjiangsuijichengfayigexingyunluren。”
“……”
shunjian，liwenqiangtoudingdewuyunxiaoshibujianle。
yuanbenqingxujidongwubideliwenqiang，cishimangrandetaiqitoulai，tafaxiantianshangyangguangxuanlan，shishikekezaizijitoudingdenei‘daomei’wuyunxiaoshile……haojiumeikanjianyangguangle，jingranzheimemei。tajingranyoudianbuxiguanmeiyoubeiwuyunlongzhaoderizi。
“什么情况？”
liwenqianghuyidezhanleqilai，nanayisheng：“nandao，zhenyaosuijitianfayigeluren？keshi……worenwushibai，guanlurenshenmeshi？”
zhengcishi，tiandijiankuangfengdazuo。
liwenqiangmulisuojizhichu，tahurankanxiangleyuantian，jiuxuanzhenrenliqudefangxiangjujiqileyituanwuyun。
嘶——
liwenqiangshenxiyikoulengqi：“buhuiba？”
“……”