第5章
zhibojianli......
yitiaotiaopiaopingdedanmudoushiwangyoumenqingbuzijindeqingqiu。
zhouweiguoziranshiquanbukandaole，taqingleqingsang，youzuoleyiciziwojieshao。
“zhibojiandetongzhimendajiahao，woshizhouweiguo，lianhuaxiangdeshuji。hengaoxingyizheizhongfangshihedajiajianmian。”
xiamiandedanmufengkuangpiaoqi。
“主播好！”
“帅哥好！”
“shujihao！woganggangxiadanlesandaidami！”
zhouweiguoheshandedianlediantou，“dajiadedanmuwodoukandaole，yehenganxiezhuweiduiwodexinren。”
budengzhouweiguojiangwan，danmumendereqingzaiyicixianxian。
“zhubozhubo，damimeiyoule。”
“zhubo，haiyoubiedema？wojiayijingmaidamile。”
zhouweiguozuoleyigeshaoanwuzaodeshoushi，xuanjikaikoudao：“qitachanpinziranyeshiyoude。buguoqingrongwomaigeguanzi。”
shuozhe，zhouweiguojiangshoujijingtoufanzhuan。
henkuai，qigewuliusuidehaitongchuxianzaiguanzhongmendeshiyeli。
danmushanghenkuaijiuchuxianlehudong。
“zheishiyaoganma？rangxiaohaizimaihuoma？”
“zheizhubobuhuishiyaomaixiaohaierba！（huaji）”
jiuzaidajiayihuodeshihou，sizhoudedengguanghurananxia，weiyoujigehaizichuxianzaipingmuli。
erhou，zhouweiguohexudeshengyinhuanhuanxiangqi：“chuanwenzhong，zaigudai，youyigejiaozuokongrongdexiaohaizi，zhishudali，congminghaoxue，shenshoudarenmendexiai。”
suizhetadeshengyin，qizhongyigekanzhezuixiaodehaiziyaotouhuangnaozuochudushudemoyang，keaijile。
“ertayouwugegege，yigedidi。xiongdiqirenxiangchudeshifenhexie。”
qigehaiziweichengyiquanbengbengtiaotiao，kaixinjile。
“huranni，youyitian，tamenfuqindepengyouqianlaibaifang，jiudaileyidailizi。”
pingmuwai，laocunzhanglibenshanyunvbannanzhuangdeliliyinglinzheguolanchuxianzaipingmuli。
zhitongmenweizailianggedarenshenbian，qilerongrong。
zheishihou，zhouweiguodeshengyinjixudao：
“ertadefuqinbianrangkongrongjianglifenjitadexiongdimen。”
libenshanjiangguolandijilezuixiandushudehaizi。
neihaizikanzheguolanlidelizi，erhouzuokankanzijidegegemen，youkankanzijiweiyidedidi。
“kongronglvxiannaleyigezuixiaodelizifangdaolezijihuaili，ranhouyizhaozhangyoushunxujiangqitalizifenjilezijidexiongdimenyijifuqin、keren。”
xiaohaijiangguolanlidelizijinshufenle，tadegegemenhedididoukaixindechileqilai。
lizisezebaoman，zhishuinongyu。haizimenchidemanzuidoushi。
zheishihou，zhouweiguodeshengyinzaicixiangqi：
“jiuzaizheigeshihou，kongrongdefuqinkaikouwendao：kongronga，niweihejiangzuixiaodelizifenjizijiya？”
zheigeshihoudezhibojianfeichanganjing，dajiadoupingzhuhuxidengdaizhedaan。
ranerzhouweiguoquehuafengyizhuan：“geweiguanzhong，nimenyaobuyaocaicaikan？”
beidiaozuweikoudeguanzhongmenyixiazipogongle，fenfenshuaqidanmu。
“aiyou，woqinaidezhuboya，jiubiediaowomenweikoule，kuaishuoba。”
“shiashia，wozuitaoyanxiajiyugaola！niyaoshizheiyangwojiufenzhuanheile！”
zhouweiguoqingqingyixiao，ranhoujiangdao：“tingdaofuqindewenti，kongrongyangqinaodaixuanjiyifulisuoyingdangdemoyangshuodao：yinweigegemenshidahaiziyaoduochixie，erdidiyaozhangshentiyeyaoduochixie。woma，yaozhaogutamenya。”
suizhezhouweiguodehua，shipinzhongneigehaiziyeyifugongqianyoulidemoyangchongzhelibenshanshuozheshenme。
daoci，sizhoudedengguanghuranliangqi。
libenshanzaizuo，liliyingzaiyoulingzheyiqunhaizichongzheshoujijingtouxingleyili。
zheishi，shenweipangbiandezhouweiguozaicikaikou：“rongsisui，nengrangli。tiyuzhang，yixianzhi。”
《sanzijing》zhongdehua，zhouweiguotuokouerchu。
benlaijingyayuzheizhongzhibomoshideguanzhongmenjiuhenmengbile，ranerdangtamentingdaozhouweiguokouzhongdesanzijinghoujiugengjiagandaobukesiyile。
“ganggangzhuboshibushishuohuale？womeitingcuoba？”
“meitingcuo。youshiguwen。”
“**，womeitingqing，zhuboshuodeshenme？”
“rongsisui，nengrangli。tiyuzhang，yixianzhi。”
“wodiguaiguai，zheimeyigexiaogushiyenengyongguwenzongjiele？”
“conglaimeijianguozheiyangzhibode，zheisuanxiaojuchangma？”
“rongsisui，nengranglijiushigeganggangyanyidegushiba？neihoubanjuni？”
“youaixiongzhang，yekeyishuoshixiongyoudigong？”
弹幕开始疯狂讨论。
zhouweiguojiangjingtouzhongxinfanzhuan，ranhoujianggangganghaizimenchidelizichengxianleshanglai。
“kanguolezheichangxiaoyanchu，xiangxindajiayedoucaidaolewojinwanyaodaidehuoshishenmeleba？”
“meicuo，jiushilianhuaxiangtechandelizi。”
danmuhaizairezhongtaolunzhouweiguoshuodesanzijing，erdangtamentingdaozhubodaidehuoshilizideshihoudoushiyileng。
“**，wodouwangletashiyigedaihuozhubole？”
“woyiweizheishixiaojuchangzhiboni！”
“bushi，zhubonijiumaigelizipinshenmeminga，haiyaobuyaoqitarenhuolewa。”
zhouweiguoheiheiyixiao，“zhubozuiben，paxingrongbuchulailizidekekouchengdu，zheibucairanghaizimenbiaoxianchulaima。”
“**，wotingdaoleshenme？zhuboshuotazijizuiben？neiwojiushimeizhangzui！”
“gaogexiaoyanchujiusuanle，haichukouchengzhang！zhubotaiquanmianle！”
“ganggangneixiehaizimenchidequeshixianga，yigegetiansitamenle。”
“zheiliziweidaokendingbucuo。woxiangchi！”
“zhubozhubo，zheiliziwomaile。”
zhouweiguokanzhedanmuxiaozheshuodao：“wokandaohenduotongzhidoushuozheigelizihentian，meicuo。lianhuaxiangdelizidequehentian，danchuletiantahaiyouqitayoudian，youmeiyouxiangzhidaodeya。”
“haiyouqitayoudian？lizideyoudianbujiushitian，yaomejiuzhishuiduo。”
“shiashia，wobuxinyigelizihainengrangzhuboshuochuhua！”
“loushangde，nizuihaobuxin，dengxiazhubozhenshuochulailenibienatoubianbai！（huaji）”
“zhubowobuxinnihainengshuochushenmebiedeyoudian！niyaoshuochulai，wojiuzhendexiadan！”
“我也是！”
“我也是！”
zhouweiguokanzhezheixiekeaidedanmukaikoudao：“lizichulehaochi、jiekezhiwaiyeyouzhikerunfeidegongxiao。”
“zheikebushiwoxiabiande。youguji《bencaotongxuan》jizai：“shengzheqingliufuzhire，shuzheziwuzangzhiyin。”
“lixingliang，weiganweisuan，guifei、weijing，nengshengjinrunzao、qingrehuatan，duiyurebingjinshangfanke、rekehebianmidengdouyouyidingdezhiliaozuoyong。”
zhouweiguojiangzheiduanhuadeshihou，zhibojiannei‘yaquewusheng’。
zaichangdesuoyouguanzhongxinlidouyouyigedadadewenhao！
“haiyouzheigezhubobuzhidaodema！jingranyoushiguwen！”