shuozhe，budengmotianxingfanying，zhijiejiangyikehongsedexiaoguozisairutadezuizhong。
xianxideshouzhiyubochunqingchu，rouruanxinenzhiganrushandianyibancijizhemotianxingdexinling。
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jigeyuelai，yinweiyeyedebuzhizhizhengeryeyeshimiandailaidepibei，jinjinyinweizheiyiyao，jingqingkejianqusanledaban！
“你……”
“嘿嘿，好吃不？”
“还想吃吗？”
“xiangchidehuajiaoshengjiejietingting，jiejiezheilihaiyouhaoduoyo。”
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gaoguiruta，juranbeiyigexiaoguniangdiaoxile？
还想让他叫姐姐？
zhanbianyizhandaotatoushanglaile，jianzhishizhaosi！
苏小爱实在是冤枉！
她活了五千多年了。
anbeifen，jueduishitalaozuzongjibiede！
rangtajiaojiejiekuidalehaoma？
jianmotianxingmeifanying，suxiaoaizhilezhizijidelianjiaxiaomimidishuodao：“zaizheierqinjiejieyikouyexing。”
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qianfangdesijiyijingbeisuxiaoaidejudongjingdaile。
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“niyiweiwobuganma？”
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“nandaowoyaokanxianchangzhiboma……”
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调戏不成反被撩。
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苏家别墅
jinri，shisulaoyezidejiushidashou。
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kezuoweilaoshouxing，sulaoyezicikequebingbukaixin，shenzhihennaonu：
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“qisiwonimenhaofenjiachanshibushi！”
sulaoyeziqidehunshenfadou，guaizhangdongdongdiqiaozhedi，fachujudashengxiang。
zaichangderenquandouyitouwushui，daodishisheiyourucidadenengli，juranyinweimeiquqingerbasulaoyeziqichengzheiyang？
shuodaojiachan，zaichangdeersunquandoudongqilexinsi。
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tamenmeigerendouhenbudeduzhan！
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至于老爷子生气…
气死更好！
zaosiyitian，tamenjiunengzaoyitianfendaojiachan！
“wei，nishenmerena，youqingjianma？”
“henishuolebunengjin，nizenmebutingni？”
menkouchuanlaicaoza，zhongrenfenfenkanqu。
zhijianyigemaoruotianxiandenvzizaimenkouxiaozheshuodao：“woshinimenlaozuzong！”
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“给谁当祖宗呢？”
“meimarenya，wozhenshinimenlaozuzong，buxinnijinquwenwenneixiaolaotou，kanwoshuodeshizhenshijia。”
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baobiaoyiting，likejiuyaoxingdong，kejiuzaicishi，sulaoyeziquehuranyishenghechi：“wokansheigan！”
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“老祖宗！”
“zhongyuyoujiandaoninle！”
“恭迎老祖宗！！”
zheijishengsihou，bazaichangdesuoyourendoujihoumengle。
zheihaishiwangrilidegaowangzhongqueyoupiqiguguaidesulaoyezima？
zenmexianzaijuranyidianyouyudoumeiyoudejiyigexiaoguniangxiagui？hairucijidongdihantalaozuzong？
hanjiuhanba，zheizahaikushangleni？
kanzhesulaoyezineiyibabitiyibaleideyangzi，quandoushayanle。
“ba，nizheishizuoshenme？kuaiqilai！zheimeduorenkanzheni！”zijidelaofuqinzuochuzheizhongshi，rangsuningzhanghenmeimianzi，shuozhejiuganjinqufutaqishen。
suningzhanglaopozhaohongmeiyeganmangpaolaiyiqichanfu。
kesulaoyeziquefangfozhonglexieyiyang，henhendishuaikaitamendeshou，genbenbulicailiangren，yanjingzhigougoudikanzhemianqiandeshaonv，daizhenongyudekuqiangzhanzhanweiweidishuodao：“laozuzong，ni，niburenshiwolema？woshigoudanera！”
哗……
zheihuayichu，yuanbenhaichuyumimangzhizhongdezhongweibinke，cikequandourenbuzhudixiaochulesheng。
“啥？狗蛋儿？”