第1章
“yunhua，zheishinishangcimaicaoyaohuanlaideqian。”
jiulongshanshang，yigehuzilachadelaorencongmabudaizhongduoduosuosuodechouchuliangzhangchaopiao，yilianbushededijiyunhua。
“就这点?”
yunhuazhengdayanjing，kanzhezhoubabakuaiyaobeirousuidechaopiao，bukesiyidewendao：“laotou，nishibushikekouwodegongqian？shangcidecaoyaolimian，keshiyouyizhuwubainianderencan，fangzaishanxiaqimayeyouqibabaia！”
“nixiaozishaofeihua，aiyaobuyao，buyaowoquzhaowangguafudayajile，ei——”
刷！
yunhuayitaishou，laotoushoushangdeliangzhangchaopiaojiumeilezongying。
buyaoqiandoushiwangbadan，genghekuangzheihaishizijidexinkufei。
shaoshishaoledian，danzongbimeiyouqiang。
laotoukanzhekongdangdangdeyoushou，meihaoqidishuodao：“xianzaichibangyingle，douganconglaozishouliqiangqianleshiba?”
“zheidoushishifuninjiaodehao。”yunhuaheiheiyixiao，shanshendaolaotoushenhou，shenshouroujian。
laotouyilianmanyidehengleyisheng，shenchushounachujizhangzhaopian。
“xingle，shaohuyouwo！shishihoule，niyelaodabuxiaole，gaixiashankankanle，zheishinidashijiededizhihezhaopian，zheishifeijipiao，nizhijieshangfeijizuozhequjiuxing。”
“dengdeng，laotou，nimeigenwokaiwanxiaoba？rangwoxiashan？”yunhuadaizhemannaodaideyihuo，“zhiqiandeshihounibushisihuobuyuanyirangwoxiashanma？”
laorentanxiyisheng，“woyebuxiangnixiashana，zhishinijigeshijiedouyijingzhangdale，yaoshinibuqu，jiuzhinengbianyibierenge......”
haimeidenglaorenshuowan，yunhuayibaqiangguofeijipiao，heiheixiaoliangsheng。
“nanenga，feishuihaibuliuwairentianni，xiaoyezheijiuqumanzunidexinyuan。”
“ganjingun，zheicixiashan，buyaojiwodiuren。”laorenxianqidikanleyiyanyunhua，“nidewugeshijiedouyijingmingguanyifangle，niyaoshijilaozidiuren，jiugunhuilaitiaodafen！”
“heihei，laotoufangxinba，yaoshidiurenle，wobaozhengbutini。”yunhualeheshuozhe。
xianglexiang，yunhuanachuliangbaikuaiqian，“laotoua，zheiliangbaininazhe，quzhaorenjiawangguafua，bielaokongzheshou，wanyirenjiabugenni**yangyanlezenmeban……”
“shenme**yangyan，woneishiqujirenzhibing！”laorenchuihuzidengyankanzheyunhua。
“shima，meicizhibingdouyaohaojiua，fandourelesancicaidengdaonihuilai……”
“nigexiaotuzaizi！jiwogun！”
yunhuabeilaorenyijiaochuaichumaowu，shoushiyixiashenshangyifu，tanxiyisheng，daizheweixiaohongzheyanjingzhuanshenlikai。
sansuidaoershiersui，tagenlaorenyijingzaiyiqijinglishijiuniandeguangyin。
congshangshanjijiangyaozhe，daoxianzaiyiwushuangxiudaolejizhi，shilaotoujiletaxinsheng。
zheifenenqing，tayongyuanmingjizaixinli。
buguoxianzaima，haishixianxiashanzhaoshijieba。
yunhuacongxiaoshenghuozaishanli，youliugeshijieyutachaoxixiangban，buguotamenzaijinianqianjiuyijingluxuxiashanle。
dashijiesubaizhi，congxiaojiuxihuanshangyeshangdedongxi，xiashanzuizao，xianzaidoushiyigeqiyededongshizhangle。
ershijielizhuling，zaiguowaidangleguyongbingtuandeshouling，youshihoudadianhuashenzhinengtingjianpaohuohongming。
sanshijiedujueming，qileyigenanrendemingzi，jinguoburangxumei，xianzaishidaxiajunfangdezhanshenjiangling。
sishijieyangwangyou，weiyiyigexiaoshihoujiuzhanxianmeirenpeizideshijie，yinianqianhaihuodeleshenmesikadeguojiyinghoujiangxiang。
wushijieqinyunche，laotoudexinaidizi，yixuezaoyijigao，kaoguoyixueboshi，xianzaizaimouzhimingyiyuanshixi。
“yi？zenmemeiyouliushijiedezhaopian？”
yunhuanazheshoulidezhaopian，fanlaifuquyoukanleyibian，haishimeizhaodaoliushijie。
suanlebuguanle，liushijieshenlongjianshoubujianwei，shizuixiangshifudeyigeren，bunengwangjiachuaice。
yixiaoshihou，yijiafeijihuapoyunxiao，feiwangjiangcheng。
dashijiedegongsijiuzaijiangcheng，yunhuadasuanxianqutanei。
dashijiesubaizhizuitengyunhua，yeshijuliyunhuazuijinde。
“dashijiekandaowo，yinggaihuihenkaixinba。zhendehenxiangniantani......”
yunhuasiliangzhijian，yidaoxixisusudeshengyinchuandaoyunhuaerzhong。
“zheishisheia，zenmechuanzhezheimepodeyifu，haizuotoudengcang？”
“sheizhidaode，laopobiekanta，zheirengujijiushidazhonglianchongpangzi，wojianguobushao。nikanzheba，denghuijiugainashoujipaizhaole。”
“zhenexin，laogong，wokanjiantaneishenyifujiuxiangtu。”
yunhuameitouweiweiyizhou，xunshengkanqu，shiyinanyinvzhengkanzhezijibuduandetaolun。
nanrenshenkuantipang，nvrenyebuxiangduorang，ruodadetoudengcangzuoyi，jingranyoudianrongbuxialianggerenkuadadedupi。
yunhuakanleyiyanzijishenshangdeyifu，suishilaojiudemabuyifu，xideyouxiediaose，keshinaibuzhuganjinga。
shanshangbenjiumeiduoshaochentu，yunhuameirixunlian，dusuzaodoupaideyiganerjing。
xianzaishenshangzheiyishen，bifeijitoudengcangxiaoshaguodezuoyihaiganjing。
hehe，ganshuoxiaoyeshenshangzang？
yunhuadangjizhuanguoshen，kanzhelianggerenshuodao：“nimenlianggeyoubinge。”
“einizheixiaozizenmeshuohuani，nicaiyoubingni，toutingbierenshuohua。”beiyunhuazhaoshangmenlai，nvrensuoxingbuyangai，jianzheshengyinmadao。
yunhualengxiaozheshuodao：“hehe，xiaoyeshishuonimenlianggeshentiyoubing，zhenshigouyaolvdongbina。”
neiliangrendangjibuleyi，zhanqishenjiuyaozhaoyunhuamafan，danshipangbianquechuanlaiyishengjinghu，daduanletamendesixu：
“kuailairena！zheiliyourenyundaole！”
yunhuazhouqimeitou，kanzhediyipaiyundaodeneiren，yaoleyaotou，dao：“changweiejihaihuchihaihe，zhenshihuogai。”
jigekongjietingdaojiaohan，lianmangzouguolaiweihuzhixu。
哇哦！
好腿！
kanzhemianqianyishuangshuangqunzizhiguodatuidexianxi**，yunhuaxinzhongdahuhaoshuang。
buguoshuangguishuang，gaijiurenhaishidejiuren。
jiusifushang，yizherenxin，zheishilaotouzijiaojitade。
yinianjici，yunhuacoudaoqianmian，nachuyikeyaowan，duishenbiankongjieshuodao：“quzhaobeishui，bazheikeyaowanjitafuxia，shifenzhonghourenjiuhuixingguolai。”
“zhei......zheinengxingma？”
kongjiekanzheyunhuashouzhongzangxixideyao，henshibuxiangxin。
jiuzaizheishi，pangfuqijifengdishuodao：“nibietingzheixiaozidehua，kanzheixiaoziyishenpolanyifu，baobuqishicongshenmedifangjiandaodedongxi。”
“jiushi，yidianzerenxindoumeiyou，renbenlaimeishi，chinideyaochisilezenmeban。”
kongjieyuanbenjiumeizenmexin，tingdaozheihua，dangji“qing”yunhuahuidaolezijidezuoweishang。
“dajiarangyirang！yixuetaidouzhanjueminglaile！”
“zhanjueming？shineigedaxiayixuexiehuifuzhuxidezhanjueming？”
“wojingrannenggenzheishenyizuozaitongyihangban，wotaixingfule。”
renqunfenkai，yiweilaozhehuanhuandezoushangqian。
yunhuazuozaizijiweizhishang，youxieqinao。
shanxiaderendouxihuangouyankanrendi?
都喜欢以貌取人?
kanzheneigeyundaoderen，yunhuatanleyikouqi：“shenmerenlailedoumeiyong，jiushihuatuozhuanshi，meiyouwuhuacao，zhaoyangbaida。”