第2章
jiuzaiyunhuasisuojian，beichengweidaxiayixuexiehuifuzhuxidezhanjuemingyijingzoudaobingrenshenbian，taishouzhenmai。
zhouweirenliandaqidoubuganchuyixia。
yaoshibeiwuyiweidanwukanbing，sheiyechengdanbuqizheiyangdezeren。
“zhishiputongdechangweiyan，zenmehuizheimeyanzhong？”zhanjueminglianshangdanransanqu，zhouqimeitoubujiedewendao。
嗯？
众人心中一沉。
suhuashuobupayishengmeikaiyanxiao，jiupayishengluoxiayanjiao。
mobuchengshi“shenyi”zhanjuemingdouzhibuhaozheiren？
neita......qibushiweizaidanxi?
“qie，lianbingyindouzhaobudao，haihaoyisizichengfuzhuxi，wokanzheizhuxiwoyenengzuo。”jijingzhizhong，yidaobuxiedeshengyinhenshicier。
ciyanyichu，dunshiyinqilezhouweirendebuman。
“sheia，sheizaishuohua，youbenshilaozizhanchulai。”
“shenmerenzaidafangjueci?”
yunhuahuanhuanqishen，meihaoqidishuodao：“shixiaoye，zenmeyang？”
“nizheirenzenmezheiyang，xiangyongnineiyaowanzikenghairenjiusuanle，xianzaijingranhaizhiyizhanyisheng，nidaodiyoushenmejuxin！”pangnvrendangjimadao。
pangnanrenzaiyibianyebuluoxiafeng，biyidishuodao：“wocengjingyiweiwangshangneixieeduxinchangderenbijingshishaoshu，meixiangdaojintiannengrangwodakaiyanjie，zhenshikexiao。”
yishijian，zhouweiderendouduiyunhuabuduandama。
“haole，dajiaanjingyixia。”zhanjuemingkaikou，zhongrencaianjingxialai，buguomeiyanzhonghaishidaizhechaofeng。
“zheiweixiaoxiongdi，nandaonizhidaobingrendebingyinshishenme？”zhanjuemingzhuanshenkanzheyunhua，daizhewenheqieyansudeyuqishuodao：“yaozhidao，jiurenzhibing，bunengguangkaokongkoubaihua，shengminghencuiruo，yezhidezunjing。”
yunhuajianzhanjuemingruci，shoulianqilexixuezhise，zhengsedao：“bingrensuohuanchangweieji，shihenduoxiaomaobingjihezaiyiqide，biaomianshangkanziranshichangweiyan。buguoxianzaibaofachulai，ruguobuzhiliao，feijibuluodi，zheirenjiusile。”
zhanjuemingniuguoshenzhouqimeizaicibamai，yanjiaohuanhuanshukai：“xiaoxiongdisuoyanjishi，jiranniyoubawoshuochulaibingyin，xiangbiyidingyouyaole？”
zhanjuemingyanzhongdaizheqidaideshense。
yunhuakanleyiyanshuodao：“youshiyou，zhiqiannachudeshihoubeirenwujie，jiwosaihuilaile，jiranxiaoyeshanxindafabuxing，neizheikeyaojiudeshouqian，qimayiwanqibu。”
shenbiandekongjiekanzheyunhua，kuijiudedixiatou。
“nizheirenzenmezheiyang！zenmejiurenhaiyaoqiande！jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutuzhibuzhidao。”dangjiyourenbumandeshuodao。
yunhuaqingxiaoyisheng：“xiaoyeconglaimeixiangguojiurenzhibing，niyaoyoushanxin，jiuhuaqianmaixialai，meiqianjiubizui。”
neirenmanlianbiyi，quebingbuchushou。
suisuibianbiannachuyiwankuaiqianjiuren？
他还没这么大手笔。
“zheikeyaowomaile。”zhanjuemingdangjikaikou：“bijingxiaoxiongdizhiqiannachulaiguo，shanxinbunengbeimomie，zaizhehuaqianzhibingbenjiushizhengchang，xiaoxiongdishuodebucuo，wozhanjuemingmaile。”
“zhanyishengbukuishidaxiayixuetaidoua，zheifenjuewujiushibuyiyang。”
“jiushi，xuanhujishi，guangzheiyidianjiuyaozheigexiaozihaohaoxuexuele。”
yunhuayelandedalitamen，suishoujianghuaizhongdeyaorengjizhanjueming，kaikoushuodao：“buyonghuaiyile，limianyouwuhuacao。”
zhanjuemingsihaobuyouyu，jieguoshuijibingrenweilexiaqu。
shifenzhonghou，bingrenyouyouxingzhuanguolai。
zhongrenyipianhuaran，kanxiangyunhuadeyanzhongduoleyixiebukesiyi。
“jingranzhendezhihaole？bushijiade？”
“bushiba，zheixiaozihaizhenshiyisheng。”
zhanjuemingcikequezouguolai，manyandaizhejidongshuodao：“xiaoxiongdi，nanfangyisheng，shinideshenmeren？”
“woxianqianguanchaguoneikeyaowan，neishizhiyounanfangyishengcaiyoudezhuanzhiyaowan，xianglaixiaoxiongdiniyidinghenanfangyishengyouguanxi。”
yunhuanaolenaotou，henshiyihuodeshuodao：“laotoushenmeshihouyoulezheimebaqidemingtou？”
tingdaozheihua，zhanjueminglianshanggengxingfenle。
“xiaoxiongdi......bu，xiaoshishu，ni，nizhenshiyishengdetudi！”
嗯？
小师叔？
yunhuagengyihuole，shifujiuzijizheiyidaidedizia。
weiyiyixueshangyouzaoyidejiuzhiyouzijihewushijie。
难道五师姐收徒了？
kandaoyunhualianshangdeyihuo，zhanjueminglikebaishoushuodao：“zaonianjian，wozainanfangxuexideshihou，quzhongyaofangmaiyao，zhenghaoyudaoyiweilaoren。neiweilaorenjiandaowo，tanxishuowoqixuebuhuo，duoricaolao，rangwozhuajiweiyao，youjiaolewoyixiedongxi。zhihouwocaitingshuoneishinanfangyisheng，zhishilaorenzaoyibujian，wodoudanzichengyishenglaorenjiadedizi，zijiangbeifen，chengniweixiaoshishu，haiwangxiaoshishudaying。”
shuozhe，zhanjuemingjingranjiuyaoguixia。
哎呦我的亲老头诶！
yigeliushisuimantouhuabaidelaorenduizijixiagui，xianghuama？
yunhualianmangzoushangqianchanfuqizhanjueming，gangadishuodao：“jiranshizheiyangdehua，neiwojiurenxialai，zhishinibuyaochenghuwoweixiaoshishule，jiaowoyunhuajiuxing。”
zhanjueminghuanshiyizhou，yejuedegaodiaoduiyunhuabuhao，lianmangshouqilianshangyansushenqing。
liangrenhuhuanlianxifangshizhihou，zhanjuemingzhuanshenqulehoumiandejingjicang。
“zhanyishengguoranshijianpoa，shenzhibuzuotoudengcang。”
“shia，biqimourenlaishuobuzhidaohaoduoshao。”
zhongrenhuanzhehuati，quemeizaikanyunhua，yigegehuidaozijideweizhishang。
yunhuajiuleren，tamenbuhaoshuoshenme。
youtingzheshiyixuetaidouzhanjuemingdexiaoshishu，cikegengshibuganfangsi。
mobukailianpi，zhinengdangzuowushifasheng。
yunhuayebuzaiyi，zhishixinliquexiangdaolelingyigedongxi。
tashineigeshenmezhanjuemingdexiaoshishule？
那还有一万块钱呢！
gangcaimengleyixiajingranmeiyao。
buxingbuxing，zhihouyidingdeyaohuilai。
xiaoshishuzenmele，xiaoshishuyedeyaoqian。
就当是孝敬自己了。
jiuzaicishi，neiyiduipangfuqidaizhegangazoushanglai。
“heihei，neige，xiaoxiongdia，gangcaitingnishuowomenyoubing......”
yunhuabaiyanyipie，meihaoqidekaikoushuodao：“dui，nimenshiyoubing，naozishangyoudianwenti，xianzaijiwogun，wobuxiangtingnimenshuohua。”
gangcaiyijujuduita，xianzaihaixiangrangtakanbing？
buhaoyisi，xiaoyeyebushishenmehaoren。
pangfuqixingxingranhuidaoweizhishang，zhishixinlidadingzhuyi，huiquleyidingyaochachanaozi。
zhan“shenyi”dexiaoshishua，duoniubia，shuodehuiyoujiahua？
......
江城。
yunhuaxialefeiji，lanleyiliangchuzuche，zuoguaiyouguaihaoburongyidaoledashijiesubaizhidegongsi。
liulijituandichan，songruyunxiao，qipaihuihuang。
yunhuazoujin，haimeijinrudasha，biankanjianyiqunrenzhengzaiweizhegongsipaoxiaozhe，gegeyifentianying。
“jinimengongsipinmingganhuo！jiuluodezheiyangxiachang！”
“futinghuaanzhongdu，shenghuazhongdu！sheizhidaonimengongsiandiliganleshenme！”
“靠！赔钱！”