neiyisheng“sheilaishishi？”rutongtourusishuitandeshizi，zaiweiguanderenqunzhongjiqiyiquanquanlianyi，quechichimeiyouchendi。kongqilimimanzhebadaoxinxiangdexiaoyan，hunzazheyuanshirouxinghejiaohuqixi，xingchengyizhonglingrenxinjideyouhuoxuanwo。yizhangzhanghuomamu、huohaoqi、huoxianedeliankongzaiyaoyedehuoguangheniaoniaoqingyanzhonghuangdong，muguangjujiaozaichenmoshouzhongneichuanzizimaoyou、zhanmanhonghesefenmodekaochuanshang，youxunsuyikai，daizhebennengdejingti。
wurenyingda。zhiyouyadideyilunshengwengwengzuoxiang，xiangyiqunshoujingdemifeng。
“neirou…kanzhebuxiangzhengjingdongxi…”
“honghuhude，mobushixialedu？”
“yigejiaohuazi，nengyoushenmehaohuo？pabushicongnabalalaidesimaolangou…”
“kezheiweier…zhentaniangdexiexing！wenzhejiucuanbizi！”
chenmodexinyidiandianchenxiaqu，wojinmuqiandeshouzhiyinweiyonglierzhijiefabai。ejiaodeshangkouzaihanshuidejinrunxiayouyinyinzuotong。taqingxidikandaorenqunyanzhongdehuaiyihekongju——duitazheigeren，duitashouzhongzheichuanlailibumingderou。tazheishenpolanxuewudeqigaizhuangban，shizuidadezuai。renmenningkeezheduzi，yebuganqingyichangshiyige“fengzi”tigongde、sanfazhe“yiduan”qixideshiwu。
zenmeban？jiangchixiaqu，huohouguole，roukaolaole，gengmeirenchile！zheidianjincunde“benqian”yehuichedifeidiao！
yigefengkuangdeniantou，rutongjuejingzhongbengshedehuohua，mengdicuanjinchenmobeijiehejiaozhuoshaozhuodenaohai！
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zaixiandaishehuilandajiedecuxiaoshouduan，zaizheigefengbi、baoshou、duimoshengshiwuchongmankongjudeyishijiediceng，buchiyuyichangjingshihaisudehaodu！dudeshirenxingshenchuneidiandui“mianfei”wufakangjudebenneng，dudeshizhei“moguixiangqi”duiweileidezuizhongzhengfuli！
daijiashishenme？tajinshengdejichuanrou！ruguoshibai，tajiangchedishiquzuihoudekouliang，kenengzhendehuiesizaijietou！danruguochenggong……neijiangshiqiaokaizheibinglengshijiedediyidaofengxi！
拼了！
chenmoyanzhongshanguoyisipofuchenzhoudehenli！tamengdijiangshouzhongneichuankaodebianyuanweijiao、youzhizizizuoxiang、zhanmanyourenhongfenderouchuangaogaojuqi，yongjinxiongqianglizuihouyisiliqi，siyadehoushengyaguolesuoyoucaozadeyilun，daizheyizhongjinhubeizhuangdejuejue，xiangchezailaohuaishuxia：
“mianfei！diyichuan！mianfeishichi！buhaochibuyaoqian！sheixianlai？！”
“mianfei”lianggezi，rutongdaizhemolidezhouyu，shunjianzairenqunzhongyinbaolegengdadesaodong！
“啥？白给？”
“buyaoqian？zhendejiade？”
“zheihuazifengleba？zijidouchibushangfanle，haibaisong？”
“mobushizhenyoudu？xianglagedianbeide？”
“ke…kezheiweier…gousigerena…”
yilunshengdouranbagao，huaiyizhonghunzazhenanyizhixinheyisiannabuzhudetanlan。muguangbiandegengjiazhuore，danyijiumeirengantachudiyibu。neichuanbeigaogaojuqidekaochuan，zaihuoguangyingzhaoxia，honghedexiangliaofenmorutongshanshuodeemolinhuo，sanfazhezhimingdeyouhuo。
shijianfangfoninggule。meiyimiaodouxiangzaiyouguolijianao。chenmodeshoubeiyinweigaojuerweiweizhandou，hanshuishunzheejiaoliujinshangkou，dailaijianruidecitong。tanengganjuedaohuailidelajiaoziranfensuoshengwuji，rutongshaloulijijiangliujindesha。xiwang，zhengsuizhekaochuanyouzhidediluoeryidiandianxiaoshi。
jiuzaichenmodexinchenrugudi，shoubeisuanmadejihuyaochuixiashi，yigecugadeshengyinrutongzhaleibanzairenqunbianyuanxiangqi！
“niangde！yiqunsongbao！laozilai！！”
renqunrutongbeipikaidehaishui，zidongrangkaiyitiaofengxi。yigeshencaiyichanggaodakuiwudehanzipaizhongerchu！tachuanzheyijianxidefabai、dazheduochubudingdecubuduangua，changzhehuai，luchugutongse、jirouqiujiedexiongtang。lianshanghuzilacha，yidaochenjiudedaobacongzuomeiguxiehuadaozuijiao，xiandexionghanyichang。zuiyinrenzhumudeshitaguangtutudetouding，zaichenxixiazengguangwaliang，rutongyigedaokoudetongbo！tadabuliuxingdizoudaohuoduiqian，daiqiyigufeng，hunzhuodeyanjingsisidingzhechenmoshouzhongdekaochuan，houjiejuliedigundongzhe，xianranbeineibadaodexiangqigoudechanchongdadong。
“tutoulisan？”yourendihuchusheng，daizhejingwei。
“zheishaxingzenmeyelaile…”
“taganchi？bupasi？”
chenmodexinzangkuangtiao！zheihanziyikanjiubushishancha，hunshensanfazhecaomangdexionghanqi。tademuguangxiangdaoziyiyangguaguochenmodelian，zuihoudinggezaineichuankaochuanshang，wengshengwengqidikaikou，shengyinrutongshazhimoca：“xiaojiaohua，shuohuasuanhua？zhenmianfei？buhaochizhenbuyaoqian？”
“suanhua！”chenmohaobuyouyu，shengyinsiyaquezhandingjietie。tajiangkaochuanwangqianyidi，yanshentandangdiyingshangduifangshenshidemuguang。chengbaizaiciyiju！
“hao！”tutoulisanliezuiyixiao，luchumankoufahuangfaheideyachi，gengtianjifenzhengning。tapushanbandedashouyibaduoguokaochuan，dongzuoculu，haobuzaiyiguntangdewendu。zaisuoyourenpingxiningshendezhushixia，tazhangkaixuependakou，duizheneichuanzhanmanhongfendekaorou，henhendi、haobuyouyudiyaolexiaqu！yikoujiusidiaolexiaobanchuanrou！
shijianfangfozaicijingzhi。suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing，sisidingzhetutoulisandelian，dengzhekantadefanying——shizhongdudaodi？shipokoudama？haishi……
zhijiantutoulisanneixionghandelianshang，biaoqingshunjianninggu！tajujiaodedongzuomengditingdun，yanjingzhourandengdegunyuan，yanzhuzijihuyaotuchulai！gutongsedepifuyirouyankejiandesudu，congbozigen“shua”diyixiazhangdetonghong！yizhihongdaotaneizengliangdeguangtouding！fangfobeishunjianpoleyipiaoguntangdezhusha！
“嘶——！！！”
yishengdaochoulengqide、rutongpofengxiangbeisiliebandejuxiangcongtahoulonglibaofachulai！jinjiezhe，shigengjiajuliede、rutongbeiqiazhubozidegongjibande“hehe”sheng！
“shui！shui！！”tamengdidiukaishengxiadekaochuan，shuangshoufengkuangdiqiazhuzijidebozi，zaiyuandixiangtoubeijinudegongniubanfengkuangdiduojiao、bengtiao！hanzhurutongpububancongtatonghongdeguangtouhebojingshangxiongyongerchu！tazhangdazhezui，shetoushendelaozhang，pinmingdihazheqi，yanleibitibushoukongzhidipenyongerchu，humanleneizhangxionghandedaobalian！
“毒！果然是毒！”
“wanle！tutoulisanbeidufanle！”
“kuaipaoa！zheihuazisharenle！”
renqunshunjianzhakaileguo！jingkongdejianjiaosiqi，renmenxiangshoujingdeyangqunbanxianghoumengtui，bushaorenzhuanshenjiuxiangpao！
chenmodexinshunjianchendaolebingkulongdi！wanle！chediwanle！bujinshengyimeikaizhang，haitanshangrenmingguansile！tahunshenbingliang，kanzhetutoulisanneitongkuzhengzhadekongbumoyang，juewangdibishangleyanjing。
raner，jiuzaizheijiduhunluanhekonghuangdeshike，tutoulisanneirutongbinsiyeshoubande“hehe”shengturanbianlediao！bianchengleyizhong……jiqiguaiyi、jiqixiangliangde、daizhejudamanzugandehaojiao！
“哈——！！！”
“爽！！！”
“zhentaniangde……goujing！！！”
tamengditingxiabengtiao，suiranyijiumanliantonghong，hanruyuxia，tileihengliu，shetouhaishenzaiwaimianxianggouyiyanghazheqi，danneishuangdengyuandeniuyanli，quebaofachuyizhongjinhukuangredeguangmang！neishiyizhonghunhezhejizhitongkuhejizhixiangshoude、jinhudiankuangdeguangmang！
taditou，kanzhedishangneibanchuanbeizijirengdiaodekaochuan，rutongkandaojueshizhenbao！tamengdiwanyao，yongzhanmannihuidedashouyibajiangqichaoqi，haobuyouyudizaicisaijinzuili，yibianbeiladefengkuangxiqi、tiaojiao，yibiangengjiaxionghendijujiaozhe！hanhubuqingdehoushengbansuizhejuliedechuanxihexiliubitideshengyin，zaihunluandejietouzhaxiang：
“si…ha…guoyin！zhentaniangdeguoyin！xiang…xiangtunlekuaishaohongdetan！youxiang…xiangyoubahuoconghoulongshaodao**！shuang！zhenshuang！zailai！haiyoumeiyou？！”
zheixijuxingdaojidiandeyimu，rutonganxialezantingjian！suoyoujingkongtaocuanderendoujiangzaileyuandi，mudengkoudaidikanzheneigeyibianfengkuang“penhuo”、yibiandahuguoyin、chidetileihengliudexionghanguangtou！
空气死寂了一瞬。
jinjiezhe，rutonghuoshanbaofa！
“哗——！！！”
judadexuanhuashenglangshunjianxijuanlezhenggejietou！bigangcaidekonghuanggengjiareliebaibei！
“没…没死？”
“他…他还想吃？”
“neiwanyier…zhenneimehaochi？haochidao…kudiehanniang？”
“kuaikan！kuaikantadeyangzi！youtongkuyouxiangshou…zhei…zheidaodishishenmeshenxianweidao？！”
huaiyi、kongju，shunjianbeijudadehaoqihenanyizhixinsuoqudai！suoyourendemuguang，rutongtanzhaodengban，zaicijujiaodaochenmoshenshang，jujiaodaotahuoduishangshengxiadeneijichuanzhengzaizizizuoxiang、sanfazhezhimingyouhuoqixidekaochuanshang！neihonghesedefenmo，cikezaizhongrenyanzhong，buzaishiduyao，ershinengrangrendiankuangdemoguixiangliao！
chenmocongdiyudaotiantang，judadechongjirangtajihuzhanlibuwen！tamengdizhengkaiyan，kanzheyanqianzheihuangdanyoukuangredechangmian，kanzhetutoulisanneiyibianhaqiyibianyanbabadingzhekaojiadeyanshen，yigukuangxirutongdianliubancuanbianquanshen！
chengle！mianfeishichi！chenggongle！
taqiangyaxiajihuyaochongkouerchudenahan，shenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaibuneimezhandou，daizheyisijiehouyushengdesiyaheyizhongqiyideguhuoli，duizhezhongxinweilongguolai、yanshenzhuorederenqun，zaicigaogaojuqileshouzhongxinkaohaodeyichuanrou：
“qiaojianmei！zuchuanmifang！yiyuqixiang！ladetongkuai！xiangdeguoyin！mianfeishichijieshu！xianzaikaimai！sanwenqianyichuan！xiandaoxiande！wanlejiumeile！！”
“三文钱？！”
“zheimegui？goumailianggecumianmole！”
renqunyoushiyizhensaodong，yourenzasheyujiage。
dantutoulisande“huoguanggao”xiaoyingshijingrende！taneitileihengliuquedahuguoyindeyangzi，chedidianranleweiguanzhebeiyayidehaoqixinheshiyu！youqishineixietongyangzhengzhazaiwenbaoxianshang、weileizaoyibeicucaoshiwumodemamudedicenghanzimen，neibadaoxiangqideyouhuoli，beitutoulisandeqinshenyanyifangdaleshibei！
“jiwolaiyichuan！”yigeshencaiganshou、yanwoshenxiandezhongnianhanzidiyigejilechulai，mochusanmeimosunyanzhongdetongqianpaizaichenmopangbiandedashitoushang，yanshenlidaizhehuochuqudehenjingheqiangliedehaoqi，“laozidaoyaochangchang，shenmewanyiernengbatutoulisanlachengneixiongyang！”
“woyeyao！laiyichuan！”
“haiyouwo！qianjini！”
“jiwo！woxianlaide！”
youlediyigechipangxiederen，houmianderenzaiyeannabuzhu！sanwenqiansuiranrouteng，danbiqineigouhunduopodexiangqihetutoulisande“biaoyan”，zheidiandaijiasihuzhideyibo！renqunshunjianyongleshanglai，zhengqiangzhejiangtongqiansaidaochenmoshouli、rengdaodashitoushang，shenzhizhijiesaijintapolandehuaili！yizhizhizangwudeshoushenxianghuoduishangdekaochuan！
场面瞬间失控！
“bieqiang！bieqiang！yigegelai！paidui！paidui！”chenmoshoumangjiaoluan，yibianyaoshouqian（genbenlaibujishu），yibianyaohuzhekaojiashangsuoshengwujiderouchuanbubeihongqiang，haiyaoxiaoxinfangunfangzhikaojiao。tasiyadihanzhe，shengyinyanmeizaidingfeiderenshengzhong。cucaodemuqianbeijizhishoutongshizhuazhu，chadianzheduan。youdizaihuotanshang，tengqigengdadeyan。
jiuzaizheishi，yizhigewaishouxiao、zangdekanbuchuyuansedeshou，congrenqunfengxilishandianbanshenchu，jingzhundizhuazhuyichuangangkaohao、haimeilaidejibeifuqiannazouderouchuan，mengdisuolehuiqu！
“xiaotou！yourentouchuan！”chenmoyanjian，lishenghedao！
renqunyizhi，muguangqishuashuadisaoxiangneizhishousuohuidefangxiang——yigeshencaiaixiao、chuanzhegengpolan、jihuyibubitideshaonian，xiangniqiuyiyangsuozairenqunwaiweideyinyingli。tashoulijinjinzuanzheneichuanguntangdekaochuan，beichenmohepo，lianshangshanguoyisijinghuang，dangengduodeshiyizhongelanghushibandexionghen！tahaobuyouyudizhangkaizui，duizheneichuanzhanmanhongfendekaorou，henhendi、buguyiqiediyaolexiaqu！
“a——！”yuliaozhongdecanhaobingweixiangqi。neishaonianbeiladehunshenyiduosuo，xiaolianshunjianzhouchengyituan，yanleishuadiliulexialai，dantasisiyaozheyaguan，meiyoufachushengyin，zhishigengjiaxionghendijujiaozhe，yibianbeiladedaoxilengqi，yibianpinmingwangxiatunyan！fangfoneibushishiwu，ershijiumingdexiandan！
chenmokanzheneishaonianelangbandeyanshenheqiangrentongkutunyandeyangzi，xinzhongyizhen，gangdaozuibiandehechiyingshengshengyanlehuiqu。zheishaonian，xiangjilejigexiaoshiqianzailajiduilifanzhaodeziji。
hunluanhaizaijixu。zuihoujichuanrouzaihongqiangzhongxunsuyishou。nadaokaochuanderenpobujidaidiyaoxia，dunshi，laohuaishuxiashangyanletutoulisande“penhuo”fukeban！ciqibifude“siha”sheng、qiangkesheng、beiladetiaojiaodeduodisheng、yibianliuleiyibiandahu“guoyin”dehaojiaosheng，hunzazhekaoroudezizishengherenqundexuanhua，xingchengleyiquhuangdanzhijidejietoujiaoxiangle！
chenmotanzuozaibinglengdedashitoupang，huaili、jiaobiansanluozhejishimeihaidaizhetiwendetongqian。tahunshentuoli，ejiaodeshangkouyitiaoyitiaoditeng，shouzhangbeitangqilepao。dankanzheyanqianzheihunluanerkuangredechangmian，tingzheneitongkuyuxiangshoujiaozhide“zanmei”，yigujudade、buzhenshidechengjiuganhunhezhejiehouyushengdexutuogan，shunjianyanmeileta。
tahuoxialaile！bujinhuoxialaile，haizhuandaolechuanyuehoudediyitongjin——suiranzhishijishimeizangxixidetongban。
raner，jiuzaizheihunluanxuanxiaodedingdian，chenmopibeiquexingfendemuguangwuyijiansaoguorenqunwaiweishi，tadexinzangzhouranyisuo！
zaililaohuaishubuyuandeyichuwuyanyinyingxia，buzhiheshizhanlelianggeren。tamenbuxiangqitakanrenaodeqiongren，chuanzhexiangduizhengqideheiseduanda，yaojiangugunangnang，sihubiezhejiahuo。weishouyigelianshangdaizhedaobadehanzi，baozhebangzi，yanshenyinzhi，zuijiaoguazheyisibinglengerwanweidexiaoyi，zhengraoyouxingzhididingzhechenmozheibianhunluandekaotan，hetajiaobiansanluodetongqian。tapangbianyigezhangtoushumudegenban，zhengcouzaitaerbiandishengshuozheshenme，shouzhibushizhixiangchenmo。
neiyanshen，chenmotaishuxile——jiuxiangtutoulisandingzhekaochuanshidetanlan，dangengjiabingleng，gengjia**，chongmanlebuhuaihaoyidesuanji！
yiguhanyi，rutongbinglengdedushe，mengdichanshanglechenmogangganghuoreqilaidexinzang！