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zuijuqianlijiazuo《shejianshangdeyijie:congbaitandaoshaokaodiguo》,ganjinyuedubuyaocuoguohaowen!xiaoshuozhurengongyouchenmoliumingyan,yeshishilizuozheyunshenbuzhigaojingxinbianxiewanchengde。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijingcaidejuqingheshengdongderenwuxingxiang,huodeleguangdaduzhedexiaiyutuichong。shouxianshibadao!shihuoyan!lajiaoneichuncuide、zhuoshaobandetonggan,rutongwushugenshaohongdezhen,henhencichuanleweilei!tong!jizhidetong!yanleishunjianbiaochu!……

精彩章节

kouqianglineituanbaozhabandehuoyanyuweiyouzai,zhuoshaoganshunzheshidaoyiluxiangxia,zaikongbiedeweidailidianranyixiaocuguntangdexiwang。chenmosisizuanzheshoulineijikeganbiezhousuodehongseguoshi,zhijieyinyonglierfabai,fangfoyisongshou,zheiweiyideshengjijiuhuixiaosanzaichongmanfuchoudekongqili。

“lajiao…zhendeshilajiao!”tashayadidiyu,shengyindaizhejiehouyushengdezhandouhenanyizhixindekuangxi。shejiandecitongrucizhenshi,qusanlejuewangdailaidemamu。tatanlandi、xiaoxinyiyidi,jiangsanluozaizangwuzhangxinlideqiyujikelajiaoyililijianqi,longzaizhangxinzuishenchu,yongpolandexiukoufanfucashidiaozhanzhedenituhebuminghuiwu,ranhouzhenerzhongzhidisaijinhuaili——neiduilanbutiaomianqiangguozhede、weiyihaisuanganzaodeneichenkoudai。gezhebobode、sanfazhesouweidebuliao,yingwudechuganluozheleigu,dailaiyizhongqiyideanxingan。

youlehuozhong,haixuyaoranliao!

qiushengdeyuwangbeizheixiaoxiaodexiwangchedidianran,zanshiyadaoleshentidexuruohefantengdeexin。tabuzaiyouyu,xiangyitouejiledeliegou,zhongxinpuxiangneisanfazhesiwangqixidelajidui。zheiyici,mubiaomingque——xunzhaogengduoleiside“baozang”,yijirenhekeyichongdangshiwudedongxi。shouzhizaibingleng、nianni、hualiudefulanwuzhongfengkuangfanzhao,bokaihuzhuangdecaiye,xiankaipamanquchongdegutou,wushineilingrenzhixideechouhecangyingnaorendewengming。xiuchigan?zaoyibeiduihuoxiaqudeyuanshikewangniandefensui。meiyicuntudi,meiyipianlaji,doukenengshitatongwangshengcundemenpiao。

fanzhaoshikuzaoerlingrenzuooude。dabufenshijianshouhuodedoushichedideshiwang:chedifulanfaheideguohe,bumanmeibandeyingrushitoudemianbingcanzha,beiwushuipaodefazhang、kanbuchuyuanxingdezhiwusuipian……shijianyidiandianliushi,tiliyezaijijuxiaohao。hanshuihunzhewugouliujinyanjing,dailaizhenzhencitong。shoubeishangjiejiadeshangkouzaijuliedongzuoxiayoukaishiyinyinshenxue。

jiuzaitajihuyaozaicibeipibeihejusangjidaoshi,zhijianzaibokaiyiduishilulude、sanfazhenonglieanshuiweidefulandaocaoshi,chupengdaoleyixiexixiaode、yuangungundedongxi。tamenhunzainituhecaoxieli,haobuqiyan,yansehuihuang。

chenmodexinmengdiyitiao!tapingzhuhuxi,xiaoxinyiyidijiangneixiexiaokelibonongchulai。tamenbimilishaoda,chengluanyuanxing,biaomianyouzongxiangdeqiangouwen,dingduandaizhekuweidexiaohuazhucanji。yigujiqiweiruo、queyichangshuxi、daizhedutechuantoulidexinxiangqiwei,hunzazailajideechouzhong,wanqiangdizuanjinletadebiqiang。

zheiweidao…xiang!taixiangle!

孜然!

taqianshishaokaotandelinghundiaoliaozhiyi!neigudaizheyexing、nengshunjiangoudongroushiyuwangdeyiyuxinxiang!

judadejingxirutongdianliubancuanbianquanshen!tagubushangzangwu,likenianqijikesaijinzuili,yongyachiqingqingkekai。yigugengqingxi、gengchuncuidexinxiangshunjianzaikouqianglimimankailai,daizheyisiweikuhedutedeyunwei,wanmeidizhonghelelajiaoliuxiadezhuoshaogan,xingchengyizhongqimiaodefuhefengwei!

“ziran!shiziranzi!”chenmojidongdechadianhanchusheng,yanleidoukuaibiaochulaile。zheilajidui,jianzhishiyishijiedebaibaoxiang!lajiaozhihoushiziran!shaokaoliangjiantao,qihuole!

taxiangfaxianlejinkuangdetaojinzhe,shuangshoubingyong,fengkuangdizaineipianquyubala。gengduodeziranzihunzazhenituhecaoxiebeishoujiqilai。shuliangbusuanduo,dagaizhiyouyixiaoba,danzheizuyirangtaxinxiruokuang!

jiuzaitaquanshenguanzhuyu“zirankuangmai”,jihuyaobalianmaijinlajiduilishi,yizhenturuqilaidejingfengmengdicongtatoudinglveguo!bansuizheyishengjianruicierde“ga——!”

chenmohedeyigejiling,mengditaitou!zhijianyizhitixingshuoda、yumaoyouliangwuheidewuya,zhengpulengzhechibang,xuantingzailitatoudingbudaosanchidedifang!yishuangxinghongdexiaoyanjingsisidingzhetaganggangbalachulaide、duizaishoubianhaimeilaidejishouqideziranzi!neiyanshenlichongmanletanlanhexiongli!

“cao!qiangdao!”chenmoshunjianmingbailezheibianmaochushengdeyitu。jiedelveshizhe,dingshangletaganggangzhaodaodejiumingkouliang!

taxiayishidinuhouyisheng,huiwuzhezangwudeshoubeishituqugan。danneiwuyayichangjiaohua,genbenbujutaxuzhangshengshidedongzuo,fanerchenzhetataishouluchupozhandeshunjian,yigefuchong,fenglideniaohuirutongheisedeshandian,jingzhundizhuoxiangtalongzaishoubiandeneiyixiaoduiziranzi!

“gunkai!”chenmomuziyulie,pinmingyongshouqudang。danwuyadedongzuogengkuai!“pu”deyishengqingxiang,bansuizhejikeziranzibeiniaohuizhuoqideweixiaoshengyin!

“made!”chenmoyanzhengzhengkanzhejikebaoguideziranzibeiwuyadiaozou,xintengdedixue!gengrangtaxindanjuliedeshi,neiwuyadeshouhoubingweifeiyuan,fanerluozaibuyuanchuyigendaotadefangliangshang,tiaoxinbandidouledouyumao,jiangzuilideziranzitunlexiaqu,ranhouzaicijiangtanlandemuguangtouxiangchenmodeshou!

zheichushengchangdaotiantoule!tahaiyaoqiang!

yigujudadekonghuangjuezhulechenmo。tahaobuhuaiyi,ruguozijidongzuomanyidian,zheizhitanlandewuyahuibataxinxinkukuzhaodaodezheidian“jinkela”qiangdeyiganerjing!tacikexuruobukan,genbenbukenengheyizhilinghuodefeiqinduikang。

qingjizhixia,chenmozuochuleyigejinhubennengdefanying——tamengdizhuaqiyibasanfazheechou、nianhuhudewunihunhewu(limianhunzazhefulandecaiyehebumingzhanye),yongjinquanshenliqi,chaozheneizhihushidandandewuyahenhenzaleguoqu!

“给老子死开!”

neituansanfazhenongliefubaiqiweidewunipaodanhuxiaoerchu!wuyaxianranmeiliaodaozheigekanqilaibansibuhuoderenleihuituranfanji,erqiegongjishouduanruci“shenghua”。tajianjiaoyisheng,cangcudizhenchishanbi。wunituancazhetadeweiyufeiguo,“paji”yishengzazaihoumiandeduanqiangshang,jiankaiyidapianexindewuji。

suiranmeiyouzhijiemingzhong,danzheichuqibuyi、weidaoganrendegongjixianranqidaolejudadezhenshezuoyong。wuyabeineigunongliedeechouheturuqilaidexijijingdehunfeiposan,zaiyebugantingliu,fachuyilianchuanjingkongde“gaga”sheng,pulengzhechibangtouyebuhuidifeiyuanle,xiaoshizaipomiaowaihuimengmengdetiankongzhong。

“hu…hu……”chenmotanzuozaidi,xinzangkuangtiao,hunshentuoli,houbeiquanshilenghan。takanzhewuyaxiaoshidefangxiang,youkankanzijishouzhongjincunde、dabufenxingmianyunandeziranzi,yizhongjiehouyushengdexutuoganheqingxingganyongleshanglai。

“made…genzhiniaoqiangshi…zheirizi…”takuxiaozheyaoyaotou,ganjinbashengxiadeziranzihehuailidelajiaofangzaiyiqi。shaokaodelinghundiaoliaoyoule,danqiaofunanweiwumizhichui。rouni?zhushini?

tazhongxinjiangmuguangtouxianglajidui,yanshengengjiaruili。lajiaoheziranjiletajudadexinxin。tarenzheexinhepibei,jixufanzhao。zheiyici,tademubiaogengmingque——xunzhaorenhekenenghanyoudianfen、nengtigongreliangdedongxi。

gongfubufuyouxinren。zaiyiduibeiyushuijinpaodefaheidehuijinhesuiwapiandixia,tawachulejikuaiyingerquantoudaxiao、zhanmanheini、yijingfayashenzhiyouxiefalvdekuaijing。xingzhuangbuguize,biaopicucao。

“zhei…shitudou?haishi…mouzhongshulei?”chenmozhoujinmeitou,yongxiuzishijingcadiaoshangmiandewuni。luchudebufenchengxianchuyizhongbujiankangdehuanglvse,yayanchumaochuzhangzhangde、daizheweizideyamiao。yigudandande、shuyugenjingzhiwudeshengsetuxingweichuanlai。

tayouyule。qianshidezhishigaosuta,fayadetudouhanyoulongkuijian,youdu!bunengchi!keyanqianzheiwanyier,kanzheyoubutaixiangbiaozhundetudou,gengxiangshimouzhongyeshengshuyuleizhiwu。judadejieganxiangyizhiwuxingdeshou,ezhuletadehoulong,youhuozhetaquchangshi。weidaidechouchuyuelaiyuejulie,tixingtazaibuchidiandongxi,kenengzhendechengbuxiaqule。

“duyiba…”chenmoyaoyaoya,yanzhongshanguoyisihense。tayongyikuaibianyuanfenglidesuiwapian,xiaoxinyiyidixuediaokuaijingshangsuoyoufayadebufenhelvsedebiaopi,zhiliuxianeibukanqilaixiangduibaijingderang。xuexialaidebufen,tarenzheyouhuo,yuanyuandidiukai。chulihaodekuaijing,zhiyouyuanbensanfenzhiyidaxiao,sanfazhegengnongyudetuxingwei。

tadingzheshoulizheituanlaizhibuyi、maozheweizhifengxiandeshiwu,houlongjiannandigundongleyixia。shengchi?fengxiantaida。kaoshu?yexunengfenjiebufendusu?zheigeniantourutongheianzhongdeweiguang。

“huo…xuyaohuo…”chenmonannanziyu。shaokaotanzhudebennengcikeyadaolekongju。youlediaoliao,youleyisi“shicai”,zhichayibahuole!youlehuo,bujinnengkaoshushiwu,hainengqusanzheicigudehanyi,dailaiguangmingheanquangan!

shenghuodeniantourutongyecaobanfengzhang。tazhengzhazhezhanqishen,muguangzaipomiaoneiqunxun。daotadeshenxiangpangsanluozheyixiexiulandemutousuikuai。qiangjiaoyouyixieganzaode、xiangduiganjingdedaocao——neishizhiqianlaoshuzuowoshengxiadecanhai。waliduili,sihuhainengzhaodaoyixieganzaodetaixian。

材料有了,方法呢?

钻木取火!

zheigezhicunzaiyujilupianheyuanshishengcunshoucelidejineng,cikechengletaweiyidexiwang。chenmotuozhepibeideshenti,shoujilejinkenengganzaodeyinhuowu:yixiaotuanpengsongdegantaixian,jilvzuixiruandegancaoxianwei。youzhaolelianggenxiangduibizhideshuzhi,yigenjiaocuzuoweidizuo,yigenshaoxizuoweizuangan。dizuoshang,tayongsuiwapiankechuyigeqianqiandeaocao。

zhunbeigongzuojiuxu。taguizuozaibinglengdedimianshang,jiangxizuangandejianduandizaidizuoaocaoli,shuangshouheshijiazhuzuangan,kaishiyonglidi、kuaisudicuodong!

摩擦,生热!

zheishizuiposudewulifaze。chenmoyaozheya,yongjinquanshendeliqicuodongzheshuangshou,shoubeidejirouyinweiguoduyonglierzhandou,shangkoubeiqiandong,chuanlaizhenzhencitong。hanshuidakedakedicongetougunluo,dijinchentuli。

shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu。cucaodeshuzhimocazhedizuo,fachudandiaoercierde“zhiga”sheng。aocaolizhiyouyidianbeiniansuidemutoufenmo,bieshuohuoxing,lianyisiqingyandoumeiyou。

“yongli…kuai…zaikuaidian!”chenmojizijidaqi,jiakuailecuodongdesudu。shoubeisuantongdefangfoyaoduanlie,feibuxiangpofengxiangyiyangjulieqifu。taganjuezuangandejianduanyuelaiyuetang,dandizuoaocaoli,chulejileidezongsemuxiefenmo,yijiuhaowudongjing。

hanshuimohuleshixian,juewangdeqingxuzaiciqiaoranzisheng。zuanmuquhuo,yuanbitaxiangxiangdeyaojiannanbaibei!zheixuyaodebuzhishiliqi,haiyoujiqiao、naixin,shenzhiyunqi。erta,yigelianjianshenfangdoumeijinguojicidexiandaishechu,zaizheixiangyuanshijinengmianqian,benzhuodexianggeyinger。

“zhiga…zhiga…”dandiaodeshengyinzaijijingdepomiaolihuixiang,fangfoshiduitawunengdechaoxiao。zuanganyinweigaosumocabiandetangshou,zhangxinchuanlaizhenzhenzhuotong。chenmoyaozheyajianchi,meiyicicuodongdouyongjinquanli,shentiyinweiyonglierbengjin、qianqing。

突然!

“咔嚓!”

yishengcuixiang!yinweiyongliguomengqiejiaoduqingxie,tashouzhongneigenbenjiuchengshouzhejudaniulidexizuangan,jingrancongzhongduanliele!

duanliedelidaodaizhechenmodeshentimengdixiangqianyipu!

“咚!”

yishengmenxiang!tadeetoujiejieshishidizhuangzailezuoweidizuodecushuzhishang!

jutongshunjianzhakai!yanqianjinxingluanmao,ejiaochuanlaiqingxidetongganhewenredechugan——popiliuxuele。

“cao!”chenmotonghuyisheng,wuzheetoudaoxilengqi,xianxueshunzhezhifengliuxia。duanliedezuangandiaozaijiaobian,dizuoaocaolizhiyouyiduiwuyongdemuxie。

cuobaiganrutongbinglengdechaoshui,shunjianjiangtayanmei。etou**laditeng,zhangxinyebeimopolepi,huoliaoliaode。shentidepibeiheshangkoudetengtongjiaozhizaiyiqi,jihuyaojiangtayakua。tatuirandizuodaozaidi,beikaozhebinglengdeqiangbi,dakouchuanzhecuqi,kanzheyanqianyiduishibaideyinhuocailiaoheneidiankeliande“shicai”,yigujudadeweiquhefennuyongshangxintou。

“lajiao…ziran…‘tudou’…huo…”tanannanziyu,shengyindaizhenongzhongdebiyin,“made…quanqihuole…jiuchazuihouyibu…laoziliangehuodoushengbuqilai?!”

taditoukanzhezijiyinweifanlajihezuanmuerbiandegengjiaangzang、bumanxixiaoshangkoudeshouzhang,youmolemoetoushanghaizaishenxuedeshangkou。juliedejieganbingweiyinzheilianfandecuozheerxiaotui,faneryinweitilidejudaxiaohaoerbianbenjiali,weibuchuanlaiyizhenzhendaojiaobandekongxugan,bansuizhelingrenxinjidexuanyun。

shixiankaishiyouxiemohu,pomiaolineixiezhengningdeyinyingsihudouzaihuangdong。huailichuaizhedelajiaoheziran,cikexiangbinglengdeshitou,luodetashengteng。neidianchulihaodeyisishuleikuaijing,sanfazhetuxingwei,sihuzaiwushengdichaofengtadewuneng。

shenghuoshibai,etouguacai,tilihaojin,jihanjiaopo…suoyoudefumianzhuangtaijihuzaizheiyikediejiadaoledingfeng。chenmokaozaibinglengdeduanqiangshang,yishizaiqingxingyuhunjuedebianyuanpiaoyao。tafeiliditaiqichenzhongdeyanpi,wangxiangpomiaomenkouneipianhuiandetiankong。

nandao…zhendeyaosizaizheilile?sizaijulixiwangjinjinyibuzhiyaodedifang?

不甘心啊!

tazhengzhazhe,yongjinzuihouyisiliqi,conghuailimochuyikeganbiedelajiao,saijinzuili,henhendijujiao。neigushuxide、badaodezhuotongganzaicixijuanerlai,citongtadeshenjing,dailaiyizhongjinhuzinvedeqingxing。

“huo…”tadingzhedishangneiduishibaideyinhuowu,yanshenyinweilajiaode**heqiangliedebuganerzhongxinjujiao,biandejinhupianzhi。yigupofuchenzhoudehenjingcongxindishengqi。tabunengsi!juebunengsizaizheigeechoudelajiduipang!

jiuzaizheishi,tademuguangwuyijiansaoguozhiqiandiukaideneiduixuexialaide、fayafalvde“tudou”piheyamiao。neixiebeitashiweijudufeiliaodedongxi,zaihunandeguangxianxia,sihu…youshenmedongxizaiweiweifanguang?

chenmodetongkongmengdiyisuo!

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