第4章

weidailineidiankeliandekaoshukuaidailaidenuanyi,rutongdirushamodeshuidi,zhuanshunjishi。gengxiongmeng、gengtanlandejieganrutongsuxingdejushou,paoxiaozhefanpushanglai,shunjiantunshilechenmocancundelizhi。tademuguangrutongshaohongdeluotie,sisidingzaiqiangjiaoneijujianjianshiquwendudeyegoushitishang。

angzangdepimao,anhongdexueji,duanliedeleigucipopifuluchudesenbai……jifenzhongqianzhimingdeweixie,cikezhishengxiayigezuiyuanshi、zui**deyouhuo——rou!

吃了它!

zheigeniantourutongmozhou,zaichenmobeijieshaozhuodenaohaizhongfengkuanghuidang。tahoulonglifachuyeshoubandedihou,shentixianyuyishizuochulefanying。taliangqiangzhepudaoyegoudeshitipang,shenzhilaibujicadiaomugunshangnianhuhudexuejihenaojianghunhewu,jiuyongneigenganggangjieshuleyitiaoshengmingdexiongqi,duizhunyegouxiangduirouruandefubu,henhenditonglexiaqu!

“噗嗤!”

lingrenyasuandesilieshengxiangqi。guntangde、daizhenongliexingshanqiweidexueyeheneizanghunhewumengdipenjianchulai,jianletayilianyishen!nongliedaolingrenzhixidexuexingweiheneizangteyoudexingsaoshunjianchongchilezhenggepomiao,bilajiduidefuchougengjia**baibei!

“ou——!”qiangliedeshenglixingyanerangchenmoshunjianwanxiayao,juliediganouqilai,weilijincundeneidianshiwucanzhahunhezhesuanshuiyongshanghoulong。danweidaishenchuneirutongheidongbandejiegan,likeyadaoleoutudeyuwang。tahuluanmoleyibalianshangwenreniannidexuewu,yanshenbiandegengjiafengkuanghejuejue。

吃!必须吃!

taqiangrenzhefanjiangdaohaideexin,yongzhanmanxuewudeshouhefenglidesuiwapian,cubaodiqiege、sichezheyegouxiangduiwanhaodehoutuirou。pimaozhanlian,jinmojianren,qiegeguochengbenzhuoerxuexing。taxiangyigezuiyuanshidetufu,zaihunandehuoguangxia,yuyijushangyouyuwendeshitibodou。zhongyu,tasichexialiangkuaiquantoudaxiao、zhanmanwuxuehenitudeanhongseshengroukuai。

shengroudechuganbinglenghuani,nongliedexuexingweizhichongnaomen。chenmodingzheshoulizheiliangtuanxuehuhudedongxi,weiliyoushiyizhenfanteng。shengchi?rumaoyinxue?tazuihoudexiandairendixianzaifengkuangzhengzha。

火!还有火!

tamengdizhuantou,kanxiangneiduiyijiuzairanshao、sanfazhewennuanguangliangdehuodui。juhongsedehuoyantiaoyuezhe,rutongjiushudexiwang!

“kaoshuta!yidingyaokaoshu!”zheigeniantouchengletazuihoudejiumingdaocao。tajihushipahuihuoduipang,gubushangchuliroukuaishangdexuewuhenitu,shenzhimeishijianquzhaoheshideshuzhi,zhijieyongneigenzhanzhenaojianghegouxuedecumugun,jiangliangkuaishengrouhuluandichuanzaishangmian。dongzuocubao,roukuaiwaiwainiuniudiguazhe,xueshuidiluozaihuoduili,fachu“zizi”deshengxiangheyigujiaohudexingqi。

tajiangzheichuansanfazhenongliexuexinghesiwangqixide“kaorou”,zhandouzheshenxianglehuoyan。

huoyantanlanditianshizhebinglengdeshengrou。zheiyici,buzaishizhiwudianfendejiaoxiang,ershidanbaizhibeigaowenzhikaoshifachude、gengjianonglie、gengjiayuanshi、yegengjialingrenzuooudexingshanqiwei!dagudexueshuiheyouzhibeikaodezizizuoxiang,diluozaihuotanshang,tengqiyigugudaizhejiaohurouweidenongyan。roukuaidebiaopixunsushousuo、bianhei、tanhua,danneibuxianranhaishishengde,anhongdexueshuicongkaojiaodeliefengzhongbuduanshenchu。

zheijingxiang,zheiqiwei,yuchenmoqianshineilingrenchuixiande、jinhuangjiaocui、xiangqipubidekaochuan,jianzhirutongdiyuyutiantangdechabie!weilidefantenggangengjiaqianglie,dantasisiyaozhuyaguan,yanjingyinweiyanxunheqiangrendeoutuyuwangerbumanxuesi。tajixiedizhuandongzhemugun,ranghuoyanjinkeneng“junyun”dizhikaozhezheiliangkuailaizilveshizhederou。

jiaohuweiyuelaiyuezhong,yangailedabufenxuexing,xingchengyizhonggengjiafuzananwendeqiwei。roukuaidebiaomianzhongyubiandejiaohei、yingcui,suiranyijiuyouxueshuishenchu,danzhishaokanqilai……shule?

chenmodejieganyijingdadaoledingfeng,weibudejingluanrangtayanqianfahei。tazaiyegubudexuduo,yongyikuaishaoweiganjingdepobuguozhuguntangdemugunyiduan,jiangqizhongyikuaikaodexiangdui“hao”yidianderoukuaiconggunzishangchexialai。roukuaitangshou,sanfazhenanyixingrongdejiaohuxingqi。

tabishangyanjing,rutongjinxingmouzhongxianjiyishi,zhangkaizui,henhenyikouyaolexiaqu!

yachichuantoujiaoyingdewaiqiao,jiechudaoneibu……wenre、jianren、daizheqianglietuxinghexuexingweidexianwei!yigujiqiyuanshi、jiqiyemandeweidaoshunjianzaikouqianglibaozhakailai!meiyouyan,meiyoudiaowei,zhiyouroubenshennongliedeyexingxingshanhehuokaodejiaohuwei!neikougangengshizaogaotouding,rutongzaijujiaojintoulexueshuide、jianrendexiangpi!

“ou——!”qiangliedefanweiganzaiyewufayizhi!chenmomengdijiangzuilideroutulechulai,pazaibinglengdedishangjuliediganou,yanleibitibushoukongzhidiliuxia。weilikongkongruye,zhinengtuchukusededanzhi。

tainanchile!zheigenbenbushishiwu!shikuxing!

tajuewangdikanzheshoulishengxianeikuaitongyangjiaoheidegourou,youkankanqiangjiaoneijucanpodeyegoushiti。lizhigaosuta,zheidongxichixiaqu,kenengbiesigengtongku,shenzhikenengzhongdu。danweidaidejiaotonghexuanyungan,rutongcuimingdefuzhou。

jiuzaizheishi,tadeshouzhiwuyishidipengdaolehuailineijikeyingyingde、ganbiededongxi。

辣椒!孜然!

rutongnishuizhezhuazhulezuihouyigendaocao!chenmodeyanjingmengdiliangqi!tazhandouzheshou,conghuailitaochuneijikezhenguide“jinkela”。ganlajiaobeitayongshikuaicubaodizasui,luchulimiananhongsedezilihesuipi。ziranziyebeixiaoxindiniansui。

tarenzheexin,jiangneikuaimeiyaoguodejiaoheigouroubiaomianxiangduiganjingdebufen,yongsuiwapianjinliangguadiaojiaohuceng,luchuxiamianxiangdui“xinxian”yidianderousi。ranhou,tajiangzasuidelajiaofenheziranfen,hunhezheyidiandiancongrouliguaxialaide、daizhexingweideyouzhi,xiaoxinyiyidi、junyunditumozaineixierousishang!

honghesedelajiaofenhunhezhehuihuangdeziransuimo,zhanranzaianhongsederousibiaomian,xingchengyizhongguiyide、daizhemouzhongyuanshiyouhuolidesecai。nongliede、badaodexinxiangqiwei,shunjiangaiguoleyuanbenlingrenzuooudejiaohuxingshan!

xinla!xinxiang!zheishishuyushaokaodelinghunqixi!

chenmodexinzangzaicikuangtiaoqilai!tashenxiyikouqi,guqimodadeyongqi,zaicijiangzheikuaitumole“mizhi”diaoliaodegourou,coudaozuibian。xinladeqixi**zhebiqiang,tayouyuleyishun,zuizhongbishangyanjing,jiangzhanmanhonghesefenmoderousi,henhensaijinlezuili!

牙齿咬下!

“轰——!”

yigujieranbutongde、kuangbaoerfuzadeweidaohongliu,shunjianxijuanletadezhenggekouqiang!

shouxianshibadao!shihuoyan!lajiaoneichuncuide、zhuoshaobandetonggan,rutongwushugenshaohongdezhen,henhencichuanleweilei!tong!jizhidetong!yanleishunjianbiaochu!

jinjiezhe,yiguqiyide、daizheyexinghechuantoulidexinxiangjinsuierzhi!shiziran!tazhonghelelajiaodebaolie,dailaiyizhongshenchen、lvedaiweikudeyiyufengwei,rutongkuangyehuangyuanshangdefeng!

zaizheilianggujizhiweidaodemengliechongjiheyangaizhixia,gouroubenshendetuxinghexingshan,jingran……qijibandibiandekeyirenshoule!shenzhi,zailajiaodailaidezhuotongheziranfuyudeyixiangbaoguoxia,neijianrenderouzhi,neiyuanshideyexingqixi,fangfobeifuyulemouzhongcuguangde、zhijilinghundemoli!

痛!辣!香!野!

chenmobeizheifuzaerkuangbaodeweidaochongjidehunshenyizhan!tadakouchuanzheqi,ejiaoshenchuximidehanzhu,yanleihaizaibushoukongzhidiliu,danzheiyici,bushiyinweiexin,ershiyinweiweidaodejizhi**!

taqiangrenzhekouqianglidezhuoshaoganherouzhideculigan,rutongyigezuiqianchengdekuxingseng,jiannandi、yikouyikoudijujiao、tunyanzhezheitumole“linghundiaoliao”de、laizilveshizhedekaorou!xinlazhuoshaozhehoulong,cucaodexianweiguacazheshidao,danyiguweiruoquezhenshidereliu,bansuizheshiwuxiayan,huanhuanzhurutabinglengjingluandeweidai!

huoxiaqu!bixuhuoxiaqu!

kaozhezheigujinhuzinvedehenjinghelajiaozirandailaideqiangdajingshen**,chenmoyingshengshengjiangneiyixiaokuaitumolediaoliaodegourouyanlexiaqu!suiranguochengtongku,danweiliyouleshishizaizaidedongxi,neilingrenxinjidekongxuganhexuanyungan,zhongyushaoshaohuanjie。

takanzheshoulishengxiade、meiyoudiaoliaodejiaoheiroukuai,youkankanqiangjiaoneijuyegoushiti,yanshenfuza。zheidianrou,jiashangneidianshukuai,zuiduozhinengrangtaduochengyitian。mingtianni?houtianni?nandaoyaoyizhizaizheipomiaolidangyeren,rumaoyinxue?

不!绝对不行!

yigeniantourutongshandianbanpikaihundun——maikaochuan!

lajiao!ziran!huo!haiyoutanaoziliwushudeshaokaopeifang!zheishitazuidadeyizhang!shitaqubieyuzheigeshijie、huoxiaqushenzhikenenghuodegenghaodeweiyiziben!yuqiduozaizheipomiaolixiangyeshouyiyanggouyancanchuan,buru……zouchuqu!yongzheiyishijiede“jinkela”,quhuanyikouganjingdefanchi!

zheigexiangfayidanchansheng,jiurutongyehuobanliaoyuan!chenmodexinzangkuangtiaoqilai,bushiyinweikongju,ershiyinweiyizhongjuejingzhongkandaoshengludexingfen!tazhengzhazhezhanqishen,suiranyijiuxuruo,danyanzhongzhongxinranqileguang。

tazoudaopomiaomenkou,waimiantianseyijingmengmengliang。niningdetulushang,kaishiyoulingxingdexingrenchuxian,daduoshihetayiyangyishanlanlvdeqiongren,xingsecongcong,yanshenmamu。kongqililiezhichaihuodeweidaogengnongle。

didian……xuyaoyigedifang!bunengshizheichouqixuntiandepomiaomenkou。taxuyaorenliuliang,xuyaoxiangduiganjingdiandedifang……tademuguangtouxiangtulujintou,neilisihuyouyixiaopianxiangduikaikuodekongdi,kaojinyigeyijingganhedeshiqishuicao,pangbianhaiyouyikeyezidiaoguangdelaohuaishu。weizhibusuanhao,danzhishaobipomiaomenkouqiang,erqie……youkuaixiangduipingzhengdedashitou!

就是那里了!

chenmoshenxiyikouqi,tuozheyijiupibeideshentikaishixingdong。tashoujilegengduoxiangduiganzaodechaihuo,quebaohuozhongnengchixuranshao。jiangneizhiyegoushengxiade、xiangduiwanhaoderoukuaiquanbuqiegexialai——suiranxiangdaotadelaiyuanyijiuexin,danzheishimuqianweiyide“benqian”。tazixidi,yongbinglengdenishuifanfucuoxidiaoroukuaishangdabufenxuewuhenitu,suiranxingweiyijiunongzhong,danzhishaokanqilai……buneimexianggangcongshitishangsixialaidele。

ranhou,shizuizhongyaodebuzhou——**kaochuanqianzi!meiyoubuxiugangqian,zhinengyongzuiyuanshidecailiao。tazaipomiaozhouweishoujileyixiexiangduibizhi、jianrendeguanmuzhitiao,yongfenglidesuiwapianxuequshupihefencha,jinliangdamoguanghua,zuochengyigengenzhangduanbuyi、cuxibujundeyuanshimuqian。

zhunbeigongzuofanzhongerjiannan。dangtazhongyujiangjikuaixidefabai(xiangduieryan)、daxiaobuyidegouroukuai,benzhuodichuanzaineixiecucaodemuqianshangshi,tianguangyijingdaliang。pomiaomenkoudexuexinghelangjiebeitayongnituhedaocaocaocaoyangai。tahuailichuaizhebaoguidelajiaoziranfen(yongyixiaokuaixiangduiganjingdepobubaozhe),shoulipengzhejichuanchuanhaodeshengrouchuan,yexiajiazheyixiaokunchaihuo,lingyizhishouxiaoxinyiyidihuzheyongpowaguanzhuangzhede、shangyouyujindehuozhong,liangliangqiangqiangdizouxiangxuandingde“tanwei”——laohuaishuxianeikuaidashitou。

meiyibudouyichangjiannan。shentidexuruo,shangkoudetengtong,huaili“shangpin”dexingqi,haiyoulurentoulaide、hunzazhehaoqi、yanehemamudefuzamuguang,douxiangwuxingdebianzichoudazheta。dantayaozheya,yanshenjiandingdichaozheneikuaishitouzouqu。

zhongyudaole!takaozhebinglengdedashitou,juliedichuanxi。fangxiadongxi,diyijianshijiushixiaoxinyiyidiyinranchaihuo。juhongsedehuomiaozaicitiaoyueqilai,dailaiwennuanheyisianquangan。tajiangneijichuanchuanzhekeyiroukuaidemuqian,jiazailinshiyongliangkuaishitoudaqidejianyikaojiashang。

tanhuochuran,rouchuanshoure,shuxide“zizi”shengzaicixiangqi。zheiyici,meiyouleyegoushitidailaidejizhixingshan,danneigushuyushengroude、yuanshide、bingbumeimiaodeqiwei,yijiusuizheyanhuoqipiaosankailai。

chenmojinzhangdiguanchazhesizhou。lingxingdelurencongcongerguo,daduozhishitoulaiyipie,bianxianedizhouqimeitou,jiakuaijiaobulikai。meirentingliu,gengmeirenxunwen。

shijianyidiandianguoqu。huoshangderouchuanbianyuankaishibianbai、juanqu,shenchuyouzhi,dizaihuotanshangtengqiqingyan。neiguhunhezherouxinghejiaohudeqiweigengjiamingxianle。chenmodexinyidiandianchenxiaqu。zheiyangbuxing!guangkaokaoroudeyuanshiqiwei,xiyinbulaikeren!zhihuibarenxunpao!

必须……加料!

tashenxiyikouqi,rutongjiekaizuihoudedipai。tazhandouzhenachuneigexiaobubao,jiekai,luchulimianhonghesedelajiaofenhehuihuangsedeziransuimo。tashenchuzhanzhenihuideshouzhi,nianqiyixiaocuohunhedexiangliao,daizheyizhongjinhushenshengdeyishigan,qingqingdi、junyundisazailezhengzaizizizuoxiangderouchuanbiaomian!

“滋啦——!”

xiangliaofenmojiechuguntangyouzhideshunjian,yigunanyiyanyude、baozhaxingdexinxiang,rutongwuxingdechongjibo,mengdixiangsizhoukuosankailai!

badao!zhuore!daizhechuantoulinghundeyiyufengqing!

zheiguqiansuoweiyoude、jijuqinlvexingdenongliexiangqi,shunjiangaiguolesuoyouyuanshiderouxinghejiaohuwei!taxiangyizhiwuxingdeshou,manhengdizhuazhulemeiyigeluguoxingrendexiujueshenjing!

“什么味?!”

“si……haochong!biziyang!”

“guaixiangde?nalaide?”

jigeyuanbencongcongluguodexingrenmengditingxialejiaobu,jingyibudingdichoudongzhebizi,muguangbuyouzizhudixunzhexiangqideyuantou,touxianglelaohuaishuxianeigeyishanlanlv、manlianxuewu、dunzaihuoduipangde……qigai?

chenmodexinzangtidaolesangziyan!taqiangzuozhending,wushineixiejingcha、huaiyi、shenzhidaizhediankanfengzibandemuguang,naqiyichuansaleliaoderouchuan,coudaozuibian,guqibishengyongqi,dangzhesuoyouweiguanzhedemian,henhendi、daizheyizhonghuochuqudebiaoyanxingzhi,yaoxialeyidakou!

“嘶——哈!爽!”

takuazhangdidaoxizheliangqi,ladeziyaliezui,etoumaohan,yanleidoukuaichulaile(zheicidaoyoujifenzhenshi),danlianshangquenulijichuyige“xiangshou”debiaoqing,yibianjujiaoyibianhanhubuqingdidashengyaoheqilai,shengyinsiyaquedaizheyizhongpofuchenzhoudechuantouli:

“qiaoyiqiao!kanyikan!zuchuanmifang!yiyuqixiang!zouguoluguobiecuoguo!changyikou,saishenxian!buhaochibuyaoqian!”

zheiguaiyidezuhe——qigaibandemaixiang,qiansuoweiwendebadaoxiangqi,kuazhangde“biaoyan”,yijineishengsilijie、cibudayideyaohe——shunjianxiyinlegengduolurendemuguang。renmenweilongguolai,zhizhidiandian,yilunfenfen。kongqizhong,neihunhezhezhuore、xinxiangheyisiyemanrouweideqiyiqixi,rutongmoguidediyu,liaobozhemeiyigejiehuohaoqidelinghun。

chenmodexintiaoruleigu。takanzheyanqianyuejuyueduo、biaoqinggeyiderenqun,zuanjinleshouzhongneichuanhaizaizizimaoyoude“yijieshoukao”。tazhidao,zijizheiqigaibandeshaokaotan,kaizhangle!chengyubai,shengyusi,jiuzaizheichongmanweizhihehuaiyidediyikou!

tajuqishouzhongdekaochuan,muguangsaoguorenqun,shayadeshengyindaizheyisizhandou,queyichangqingxidiwendao:“shei……sheilaishishi?”