一路刷着视频回家，
songmuyijingdazhimoqingchulezheigepingxingshijielidexianzhuang。
zheigeshijieli，90%degtitezhanganyuandouzaigegeditulihuxiangkouren，nichitatachiwowochini，quankaochidifangganyuandewuqi、zhuangbei、zidandengdenglaihuoqushouyi，wuxianexingxunhuan，zhenzhengsousuowupinsuodailaideshouyididaolingrenfazhi！
shengxianei10%degtitezhanganyuan，jibendoushilajilao，shuyushidabuguo、chebuchu、baolvhaizeitmdi，meitiandouzhengzhazaiwenbaoxianshang，dagailvhaihuikuiqian。
“dengyushiquanminqiangfa、jishushuipingshangshengyiwanbeierwobaochibubianhaishicaibi？”
“sishewurujiudengyushiquanminbaolvxiajiangyiwanbei，erwoyijiubaochibubianshenzhihaikeyizengjia！henhao，shuyuwodezaotaizhendehenda。”
songmuyinyinyoudianxingfenle，yuefaqidaimingtiandeganyuankaohe。
huijiazhihoudediyijianshi，songmujiutongguozijidegtiganyuanshoubiaojinrulesanjiaozhoushijielideteqinchu，dangran，zheizhongganyuanshoubiaoyiyanjiuzhidaoshizuilandajiedebiaozhunkuan。
dangsongmuzaicizhengkaiyan，tayijingjinrulesanjiaozhoushijielideteqinchu。
“huanyinglaidaoteqinchu，xinganyuan，congjintianqizheilijiangshinixingdongjieshuhoudejidi。”
“shoucijinruteqinchu，qingchuangjiannideganyuanid。”
对味儿了！
songmuxinshuozheihaizhenshiyuanzhiyuanweidepeiyin，danjiezhejiujinrudaoleqimingnanhuanjie，dangrantayebudasuanyongzijidezhenshixingming……neibushidashachunma？
wanyibeixianxiazhenshineibuhuaile？
“ng……laigeshenmeidni？xiangcaomaixiaowenxiaoxue？gebixiaoyu40madaipaihanjiao？asaladangweishuji？pikufangpi66qiegubao？”
“yaoyansuasonglaodi！”
songmujishichachezhizhulekuangbendenaodong，zhuomozhezijiyinggaiyaocongasalaqunzhongzhonglai，daohafukeshibingzhongqu，hekungemendachengyipiancainengbaozhengchuhuolv，yushitaquedingidwei：diyuheisileisha。
“henhao，hunxiaoxingjigao，buyayuasalajujibing、anquanzongjiandemulanzhileidejipinid。”
【idjiancezhong……zanwuzhongfuid，shifouquerenshiyongdangqianid？】
宋沐：“确认！”
【idquerenwei：diyuheisileisha。】
【gongminshenfenbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong，mianbusaomiaozhong……mianbusaomiaowancheng，jiancedaoninyitijiaogtiganyuankaoheshenqing，xinbingzhishiquan×3yifafangzhigerencangku。】
【jugtiganyuankaohekaiqishengyu：16:34:45。】
“yisishigemenerhaiyoushiliugexiaoshicainengjindaba？”
songmuzhuanleyiquanzhaodaolexingqianbeizhandedianzipingmuqian，guobuqiran，shangmianyigongsizhangdituquanbudouyouzanweijiesuodebiaozhi。
linghaodaba-changgui：16:34:45houjiesuo。
linghaodaba-jimi：12jijiesuo。
linghaodaba-yongye：12jijiesuo。
zhanggongxigu-changgui：6jijiesuo。
zhanggongxigu-jimi：12jijiesuo。
bakeshen-jimi：15jijiesuo。
bakeshen-juemi：27jijiesuo。
hangtianjidi-jimi：18jijiesuo。
hangtianjidi-juemi：30jijiesuo。
chaoxijianyu-juemi：3**jiesuo。
“haoxiangmeiyouqianshiyouxilidexinshoujiaocheng？neibudengyushishaobaipiaoleyiduiqianghezhuangbeime……zhijiemeiyouqidongzijina？”
“3zhangxinbingzhishiquan，zhiyou3cikaohejihui。”
“kanlaizheigeshijieli，mojinzheiwanfanhaizhenbushisuibianshenmerendounengchide。”
songmuzaiteqinchulizhuanleyiquan，faxiangegebumendaoshidoutingxiangmoxiangyangde，xiangshishenmezangpincangku、zangpinzhantingdengdengdouyou，chuciyiwaihaiyoushenmeyiliao、xunlianzhongxindengdengbumen，buguodoushichushidelv1，xuyaoxiaohaoziyuanlaishengji。
zhuanersongmujiutuichuleteqinchu，
xinshenganghuiguibenti，songmujiutingdaofangmenkaile，jiezhejiukandaoyizuoyiyouliangzhiheisegaogenxieyiyizhongfeichangjieaodefangshi，shuaifeidaolexiejuchu。
xiayishisongmujiukailezisuo，tashenzhimeiyoudiyishijiankanlian，ershisuoleyishuangrangrenshiyubaozhangdeyuzu。
“mumu，wohuilailewo~！”
jinmendeshisongmuzaizheigepingxingshijielidejiejiesongzijin，bitadasansui，liangrenwurenhexueyuanguanxi，congxiaoyiqizailangchenggueryuanzhangda。
songzijinshibasuineinianchangshicanjialegtiganyuankaohe，jieguoqueyimingjingren。
jihumeiyoujieshouguorenhezhuanxiangxunliandesongzijin，zhijienianyaledangnianneiyipitongjixinrenganyuanbingduokui，shenzhichuangxialeshoucicanjiafenghuoxingdongjiutaotai9mingdifangganyuandekongbuchengji。
zaineizhihou，songzijinmingshengdazao，beilangchengshouquyizhide‘shouyerenjulebu’yiyiqianwanlongbidenianxinwazou，chengweileyimingdingjianzhiyehuhang。
“jie。”songmudiantouhuiying。
“ng？”songzijinhuyidezoudaojinqian，coujinleshenshizhebingqieshenshounieleniesongmudelian：“zenme，xinqingbuhao？ewoxiangqilaile，mingtiannijiuyaocanjiagtiganyuankaohele，nizaijinzhangduiba？”
“shia。”songmuhuranyoudianlaoluluanzhuang。
平心而论，
qianshisongmujianshiguodegelumeizimeiyouyiqianyeyoubabaile，danyaoshuozhenyousheinengrangtalaoluluanzhuang，neizhenshiyizhishoushudeguolai。
（zhaolegechabuduodetufangwenmole，keeaburangwofangyuantu）
yanqiandesongzijin，minglieqianmao。
yishuanggourendehumeiyanlingdongsishui，hongchunwenrunerbaoman，moduanweijuandezhangfashaoxianlingluandesanluoxialai，pifubaixishengxue，yiyannanwang。
最关键的是——
neishuangyuzukanqilaijiuxiangmenlehaome。
“你等我一会。”
songzijinhuranxiangqilaileshenme，chijiaohuilezijifangjian，yifenzhonghouchuanzheyijiandakuanbaichenshan、yundongduankujiuchulaile，nazheshoujiwodaolesongmushenbian。
“mumu，niyijingzhucehaoganyuanidleme？jiaoshenme？”
“wozheibianzhenghaoyouliangzhangyongbudaode‘jingruizhishiquan’，nixianjiawohaoyou，wozhijiezengsongdaonihaoshang，nimingtiankaoheyong，baozhunjinquzhihounenggagaluansha！”
一听这话，
songmulenglejimiaohoutanqi：“jie，wokannishijuemidaduoledouwanglechangshile，canjiakaoheyaojindeditushilinghaodaba-changgui，zhuangbeiyouxianzhi，yongzhishiquanzhinengyong‘xinbingzhishiquan’huo‘biaozhunzhishiquan’。
haiyou，nishenshangzheijianchenshankanqilaihenyanshua？woyijulijiande？”
“youzheishierma？”songzijinyelengleyixia。
“ngni。”songmudiantou。
“nidengxia，worenshijigepengyou，wobangniyaojizhangzhishiquan。”songzijinmochushoujijiukaishidadianhua，duitalaishuo，maijizhangzhishiquanzhenshixiaoqian，wanquankanbushangyan。
宋沐倒也没拒绝。
tanshangzheimeyigejimeimaoyuduojinhaihennengdayuyishendejiejie，ketaixiangle。
“ngdui，biaozhunzhishiquan，wodidiyaoyong，nishangcijianguode……dui，tamingtianyaocanjiaganyuankaohe，miaode，wodishenmeshuipingshenmeqiangfawobuzhidao？woyongniduobb？tajishucaiqiangfalaji，wonazhuangbeijitabuhaibuxingma？！”
（songmuos：hengandong，danhaishiganjuehengan。）
“sudubazhishiquanfaguolai！edui，id。”
yibiandazhedianhua，songzijinzhuantouwenxiangsongmu：“nideganyuanidjiaoshenme？”
songmu：“diyuheisileisha。”
songzijinduizhedianhuaneitou：“tajiaodiyuheisileisha。”
三秒钟后。
songmutingdaoledianhualingyitoushizaimeirenzhudeqiguaixiaosheng，ranhouwugudemuguangyingshanglesongzijinyouqiyouxiaodebiaoqing。
“mumu，nizheigeguiid……renzhende？”
songzijinguaduandianhua，zezechengqi：“nimennanhaizishibushiduiheisizheiwanyier，douyouyizhongmomingdezhinian？wojuziliyou，ninaliangtiaozijichuanzhewan？”
宋沐：“呸！”