yiqiankanguohenduoleisidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，dan《sanjiaozhou：quanminwaigua，zhiyouwoshitangren》zheibuzhenderangwotingbuxialai，juqingbusutao，rensheyehenxinying。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:songmuxiayishimoleyibahan，meitouweizhou：“zheibaqiangyaoshebuhaowana，buruwoshilaiwandeyaosheyeniu……suanle，jieguozongshihaode。……
【gtiganyuannaohuaanquanxiang：999×999】
【bingfeichunzhengdedanrensanpaimenggongxiliewen，zhudayigetangrenchuhuo+tuanchong+zhenghuo，tongshizhongxinzhuyuangeweimenggongge、tuntunshu、paodaoshumenkukuchuhuo，yibasankexin，babadounengtiaoshuiche。】
狼城第一高中。
“haole，tongxuemendouanjingyixia，zaiquerenyixianimenmeigerendeganyuanshoubiaoyijingjihuo，huijiazhihoudiyijianshijiushizhucegerenid，bingquebaomingtiankaoheyaoshiyongde3zhang‘xinbingzhishiquan’yijingfafangdaogerenzhanghao！youwentilikehewolianxi！”
“sannianzhiqiyidao，jiexialaijiushinimenrenshengdefenshuilingle。”
jiangtaishang，dizhonghailaoshituiletuiyanjing，muguangsaoguotaixiademeiyiweixuesheng，jixushuodao：“zuoweinimendelaoshi，youyijushihuawoyebudebushuo——”
“youxierenshenglaijiuzailuoma，eryouxierenshenglaijiushiniuma，danjiuzaimingtian，napanimeiyouyinshidejiadi、caifu、renmai，niyeyijiukeyikaozhezijideshiliheyunqilainitiangaiming！！”
“……”
jiexialaiyoushiyixiliedezhuyishixiangzhufu，
jiangtaixiadexueshengmenzaoyijingrenbuzhukaishijilietaolunqilaile，weiduyouyigeyanzhihennengdadenanshengzuozaijiaoshizuihouyipaidedanjianzuo，shuaiqidelianshangqingqingchuchudexiezhe‘mengbi’erzi。
shuileyijueji**naerlaile，zheitmhaishiguoneima……ehaizhenshi。
songmukanzhejiaoshi，muguangsaoguojiangtaishangzhengzhunbeichetuidedizhonghailaoshi，turanjiannaohaizhongyizhencitong，guanmanlexuduoqiqiguaiguaidejiyi。
大脑宕机ing……
三分钟后。
大脑开机√！
“yijuexinglaiji**jinpingxingshijielile？sanjiaozhouyouxiruqinxianshi，meigerennianman18suidoukeyizhucechengweigtiganyuan，tongguoganyuanshoubiaojinrusanjiaozhoushijiemojin？”
“haojiahuo，gemenertongxiaogange3×3kudangrenwu，jieguogandaozhenrenbansanjiaozhoulilaile？！”
songmubujinxianrulechensi。
guoran，saijikudangrenwuhairenbuqiana，gandoubaole！
buguosongmuhenkuaijiuliqingleyixietouxu，sanjiaozhouyouxironghegaishijiehou，tongyangyedailaileliangzhongyouximoshi：fenghuodidai+quanmianzhanchang。
qizhongquanmianzhanchangjinxianyuxianyishibinghuotuiyiweimansanniandeshibingcanjia，dangjuzhanchangdefenhexianshihuobidebiliwei1:10。
fenghuodidai，zeshisuoyou18suijiyishangdegongmindoukeyicanjia，xianyishibinghuotuiyiweimansannianshibingchuwai，dangjushouhuohexianshihuobidebiliwei1:1，danqiantishinengchelichenggong，chelishibaidehuazehuishiquchuanquanxiangyiwaidesuoyouwupin。
简单来说，
zaizheigeshijiexiangyaoshengcun、xiangyaozhuanqian，dazhizhiyousantiaolukeyizou：
1、zhucechengweigtiganyuan，jinrufenghuodidaimojinzhuanqian。
2、fubingyi，chengweiguangrongdeshibing，zaiquanmianzhanchangnafenzhuanqian。
3、社畜牛马。
“zhinengshuoshigeyougedehaoba，dangbingdehuakeyicanjiaquanmianzhanchang，buxuyaozijihuaqianqizhuangbei，chunkangerennengliheqiangfa，yijituanduipeihe……nishuoduibawanghaoyutongzhi？”
“xiangduilaishuo，fenghuodidaigengnengzhuandaqian，yiyebaofubushimenga，yibiyidehuobibili，paodaoshushubudezuidouxiaowailai？！”
“buhao，haoxiangnalibudui？”
songmuzhengzaihuiyizijiqianshikuaiyaobaodiaodedahongzhanlancangku，turanjiantayishidaoleyigejiqiyanzhongqiezhimingdewenti——tawanyouxidejishuyiban。
说的好听点叫萌新，
稍微难听点叫菜逼，
骂的更狠了叫唐人。
qianshidesongmufeichangxihuanwansanjiaozhouxingdongzheikuanyouxi，pc、yidongshuangduandouwan，shangyindeyipi。
kexitadeyouxijishutaicha，jingchanghuichuxianyixiezuoyounaohubo、beilaosaizhousi、tiaoshuicheli、chaocaibanxiaoshisongcanyifenzhongzhileidenaoyixuecaozuo……
dan！shi！hua！you！shuo！hui！lai！
zhongsuozhouzhi，sanjiaozhouxingdongshiyikuandadehaoyouchengfa、dadechayoujianglideguizeguaitanleiyouxi，ersongmubenren，gengshijiang‘tangrenchuhuo’zheitiaoyinzangdinglvquanshidelinlijinzhi。
shenmeniaowochuxin，yiliaobaochufusuhuxiji，jinggaichusaodijiqiren，doushijicao。
nibieguanwodadehaobuhao、caozuotangbutang，nijiushuochumeichuhuoba！
“应该没事吧？”
“bijingbushimeigerendouyoufpstianfu、wanqiangdetianfu，xiangwozheizhongtangrenxuanshou，zaishijiefanweineiyinggaishiyizhuayidaba——”
songmuzhengzhuomozhe，hurantingjianqianbianlianggetongxuehaoxiangzailiaoshenmezhuru‘feichangguibaotouxiandepanding’、‘ceshenpeekdezuijiajiaodu’、‘yidongbashunjubaotou’zhileideci。
宋沐：？？？
叽里咕噜聊什么呢？
“mingtianjiushizanmendiyicijinrufenghuodidaikaohele，caicaizanmenxuexiaozheicisheinengnaquanqudiyi？wocaikendingshiyibandechuyunlong，zheigemenerdebuqiang、chongfengqiang、jujibuqiang、xiandanqiang、sheshoubuqiang、qingjiqiang、shouqiang，qikeshejiquanmanfen，jianzhiyaonie！”
“manfenqueshiheren，dangemenerwoyebucha，buqiang、chongfengqiang、lianju，sankemubashierfen！”
“huashuozanmenxuexiaoshejikemudiandideshisheilaizhe？”
“songmu，nizhidaoshejikemufenshuquanxiaodaoyideneigeshenrenshisheima？”
“……”
kandaoqianbianliangtongxueyilianhuaixiaodekanguolai，
songmuyishizhijianjingbuzhidaogaizenmehaizui，tamalegebeizide，quanxiaodaoyishiba？neigemenerhaoxiangjiuxingsongamalegedan！
shejikemuyigongqike，manfen700。
quanxiaodiyihequanxiaodaoyizhijiandeshejikemufen，xuanshule630fen，dengyushiquanxiaodaoyidezheiweisongtongxue，qikeyigongcainale70fen，meike10fen，feichangdejunheng。
“不能吧？”
“wosongmourenzhenyouzheimecai？”
songmumeilihuiqianbianneilianglurentongxue，nachushoujikanleyiyanquanxiaochengjidan，ranhoufaxianjiusuanshiquanxiaodaoerdeneiweitongxue，shejikemuzongfenyeyou350fen。
难道说？
zheigeshijieliderenqiangfadoufeichangniubi？
renjunyongyouwaiguayiyangdeqiangfaheshejinengli？
banxinbanyizhixia，songmunachushoujisouleyixiajigepingtaidezhibojianheyixieshipin，ranhoutajiuyoudianbuxiangwanla！！
shipinlineixieganyuanmenhualihushaodecaozuo、jingzhundeshunjushuaijubaotou、m14darenyibaibashidulaqiangshunmiaoyizhengdui……zhurucileidecaozuo，jisongmudoukanmale。
danao：huilehuile，zheigewoxing！
shou：bubu，nixingwobuxing！
shenshangxiansu：erweisheijigezhunhua，wotamadaodichongbuchong？
ruguoshuozhiyouneimeyixiaocuojingyanfengfudetezhanganyuanzheimeniubi，daoyejiubale。
关键是——
songmusouguoyiquanshipinhoufaxian，zhenjiushishangdaosiwushisuidelaodeng，xiadaogangwanchengganyuankaohedeshibasuixinren，suibianlachulaiyigerendecaozuo，dounengsuibiannianyaqianshitakanguodeneixiedanrenmenggongjishuzhubo、julebudingjimowanghuhangzhileidegaowan。
“bukeneng，juebukeneng，zheiyidingshi……bienaoletongzige，ganjinjiuyixiaa！
xiangwozheizhongcaibimingtianqucanjiaganyuankaohe，neibuderennaozibeidachulaigounaozi？asaladuantoushibingyiqiangtuobudejiwozhoufeile？”
“suishuowohaiyougehaowuxueyuanguanxiconggueryuankaishijiuxiangyiweimingdejiejie，buzhiyuesijietou，danzigunanerdangziqiang，nishuoduibatongzige？”
下一秒，
yidaotingqilaijiutangtangdedianziyin，zaisongmudenaohaizhongxiangqi。
【jiancedaosuzhugexiangzhibiaowanmeimanzubenxitongyaoqiu，tangrenxitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong！chushilibaoyifafang！】
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