“aiai，xilouyihaoweiaxiongdimen！”
“yo，haiyoudabaoxiankeyichini……guoranshihenjiubuwandaba，ouerhuilaiwanyibayesuanshirenpinbaopengle，jilewoyigeyihaowei，wodaduzheibakendingdabaoxianchuhuo！”
gtizhibopingtaili，zhubochenfeiyibiankuangbenxiangxiloulianjiededabaoxian，yibiankaizhemaihanduiyou：“ainiliangbiegenwoqiangbaoxiana，wokeshizhubo！”
“gemenerzheibadabaoxiankendinghuichuhuo，niliangqianglewokeyaoyaorenwangbaonimenle。”
neiliangduiyouyitingzheihualikejiunaohuole，danhaishidiaozhuanlefangxiangbudasuanquqiangdabaoxianle，duoyishiburushaoyishi。
chenfeihendeyidexuandiaoledabaoxian，ranhoujiuhechileshiyiyang。
dabaoxianlizhiyouyigegulinglingdetiao**lang。
“晦气！”
“wozaojiushuobuwanpubabuwanpuba，nimenfeiyaowowan，pubazheigegoubabaolvzhenshirennengchidea？zheiyaowogezaijuemihangtianjidi，zuiqimayedeshiniujiaodadi！”
“pubachuansitousijiadaimangaim14，nishiren？nidonggejiba，gemenerleyi，gemeneryouqian！fangguanjizheitiaodanmufengyixia！”
chenfeibaozhetaneiba80wan+mangaidem14，tongguochuangkouzhijiazhehoufangjizhuangxiang，tongshihaizaihedanmu**duixian。
gtizhibopingtaishangdegaowanzhubobingbuzaishaoshu，danlunjishufangmianlaisuan，chenfeiyejiushuyushixiaozhuboneiyidang。
虽说是小主播，
danzaizheigequanminjishubaozengdeshijieli，nengchengweiyimingxiaozhubo，yezhengmingchenfeidejishubucuole，yuanchaojuedabufenputongren。
当然了，
dayibapubaeryi，chenfeikebuzhiyuquanshenguanzhudewan，suoyitacainengzaiyibianguanchadetongshihaihezhibojianguanzhongmen**duixian。
“yoyo，touchijizhuangxiangdelaoshulailou~！”
“3！2！1！”
chenfeihaobuyouyukaiqiang，dadadadada！！
m14chongmanleyapogandeqiangshengxiangqi，napaqianglidadeshilansesanjidan，yapoganyeyijiuqiangjing！
“倒一个！”
chenfeiyiliandedeyi，tashenzhihen**demeiyoubudiaozheigerentou，ershixinshidandandeshuodao：“zheigerendeduiyousanmiaohoukendinghuiguodian，wochidingle。”
“3！2！1！”
哒哒哒哒哒！！
“倒两个！”
xingfendedajiaoyishengzhihou，
chenfeizhuanshenqiedaojiuzoulelianjiechuangkou，taishousuibolitiaolou，jiazhuangzhibenjizhuangxiangburen，shizezhijiadonglouyiloudechukou。
“shalelianghaimeimiedui，wogennimendaduzuihouzheigerenkendingzailoulitouchini，tabidinghuizouzheigemenchulaiqujiuduiyou，woshuode！”
【bushigemener，zheibhairangnizhuangshangle，pubaa！niqisitaomangaim14wojiubushuoshenmele，shaleliangzouludoubulisuodemengxinyezheimedesema？】
【caijiushicai，aidayaolizheng，zheihenhelia！】
【queshishizheigedaoli，xinshoumenpengdaolezhayudedalaoneidequeshiyunqibuhao，meibanfa。】
【huashuojintianhaoxiangshigtiganyuankaoheria？gangcaineiliangbuhuishilaikaohedexueshengba？ze，kanidhaoxianghaishiliangmeizini。】
【niyaoshuomeizi，feigezhijiejiulizhengleao，tachulemingdelaotiangoule。】
【……】
eryucitongshi，liangmeizizaiduineiyuyinliyidunluanjiaojiujiujiu，basongmufandebuxing。
xianqiantacaigangchiwanlouxiatushushidejixiang，shouhuoneicuntiaoyige，shunbianhaizaipangbiandezhuoshangjiandaoleyizhang‘yiwushi’yaochika。
zhengzaisongmuzhunbeiqujizhuangxiangzaichiliangkoudeshihou，m14darenkaishipaoxiaole。
shuyushigangditouchilekoufan，
taitouyikan，liangduiyoushuangshuangdaodi！
“bushi，niliangzhenyourenzhentingguoke，yanjiuguolinghaodabazheizhangdituma？haishishuo，yinweipubadenanduxiangduimeineimegao，nilianggenbenmeidanghuishi？”
“zenmenengyourenzaichijizhuangxiangdeshihoubeiloulihuohuochousia？！”
“是人啊？”
songmuyiduntucao，rendoumale。
zundujiaduagemener？sheijiahaorenchijizhuangxiangdeshihoubutaitoukanloulia？guanjianzheiliangwolongfengchuhaishiduiyou！！
“nibiefeihuale，ganjinlaijiuwo！”
liuweiweiyiduzinaohuo，yaozheyashuodao：“wozenmezhidaoyourenzaixilouzhijiajizhuangxianga？erqieyongdejueduishimangaim14！sanjilandan！zheibaimingleshiyourenzaizhayu，wobufu！”
“songmu，nikuaidianguolaibawomenliangfuqilai，wanyidiaoleyitiaomingjiubuhaotongguokaohele。”
“shiasongmu，niganjinguolaiba，kuaidian。”dujialigenzhezaiyibianfuhe。
“有机会的。”
songmuhuileyijujiuguanmaile。
无需理会。
qianshisongmujiuzuifanzheizhongbduiyoule，jibagongxianmeiyoubushuo，daodizhihoujiukaishijiao，guanjianniyaoshihaohaoshuohua，gemeneryoujihuikendingjiu。
danniyaoshiminglinggemenerbixujiushade，neibuhaoyisile，denghuibaninlei！
songmuzheibianyiguanmai，liuweiweihedujialiliangrenzhijiemengle，liangmeizitangzaidishangnikanwowokanni，turanyoudianhaipale，hendanxinsongmubulaijiuyuan。
fenghuodidaimeigeganyuandouyouliangtiaoming，
danruguogangkaijujiudiaoleyitiaomingdehua，rongcuolvjiuhuifeichangdile，dagailvhuichelishibai。
“xiongdimenxuedaolema？wozheiyishoujiaoshengdongjixi，weidiandayuan！”
“woyijingtingdaojiaobule，zuihouzheizhixiaolaoshujiuzaimenkou，takendinghuichuaimenpaoqujizhuangxiangjiuduiyou，duyizhangbiaozhunzhishiquan！”
chenfeixinshidandandeduiguanzhongmenshuodao。
话音未落，
dongyiloutongwangjizhuangxiangdemenbeichuaikai！
“wojiushuoba？！”chenfeiyifuwojiuzhidaohuizheiyangdebiaoqing，baozhe50fadadangudem14，ceshenjiukaishidatiqianqiang。
哒哒哒！
哒哒哒！
哒哒哒！
lianxusanboceshentiqianqiang，quanbudazailemenkuangshang。
陈飞：？
直播间观众们：？
“yo？youdianyisia……libianzheigemenershigegaoshou，youdongxia，jingrannengcaidaowohuitiqianqiangpeekma？bucuobucuo！”
“kexigemenerzheishi50fadadangua！”
chenfeiyoudianyiwai，danhaishihenyouzixin。
kaiwanxiao，dongbudongshenmejiao50fadadangudehanjinlianga？
youshenmeshihewode50fadadangushuoquba！
下一秒，
zhengzhunbeihuandandechenfeitingdaolemenneichuanlailechizhitongyaodeshengyin，liketingxialehuandancaozuo，taishouyoushiyibotiqianqiang。
chenfeishidaguogaoduanjude，tazhidaojiajiechizhitongyao，shizexuhuangyiqiangzhudongchuji，zheiyeshimouxiegaoshouzhuatimingdecaozuozhiyi！
chenfei：tiqianqiang！dadada！
songmu：xiaozidesaikudangli，buransilexuekui。
chenfei：tiqianqiang！dadada！
songmu：beidanyesaikudangli，zhenglihaoyirongyibiao。
chenfei：tiqianqiang！dadada！
songmu：chigezhitongyaoba？suanlebuchile，wanyigangchiwanjiusileneikelangfeile，buruliuzhexiayibadeshihouzaichihaole。
……
lianxushucitiqianqiangpeekhou，
chenfeirenbuzhuhanliujiabeile。
taneimangaim14de50fadadanguqueshilihai，danyejiabuzhulianxushucitiqianqiangpeekkongqi，muqianzhishengxiale3fazidan。
换弹？
or，
赌三发子弹爆头？
“赌了！换弹！”
chenfeibutaixiangxinzijidejishunengsanqiangbaotougandiaoduimianganyuan，yushiyaozheyakaishihuandancaozuo。
几乎就在同时，
wanquanzhenglihaoyirongyibiaodesongmu，zhijiebaozhetaneibaqbz95buqianglailegeceshendatiao，kandaochenfeidediyishijianjiukoudonglebanji。