社恐代码被老婆写满了颜文字第8章

neichangkanchengshishiji“jianjiazhang”zainanxianchang,zuizhongyiyizhongjiqiguiyidefangshishoulechang。

linbabahelinmamadexiaoshengchixulehenjiu,jiudaochenmohuaiyizijishibushibeiyiwangzailemougepingxingshikongdejiaoluo。zhidaofuwuyuankaishishangcai,liangweizhangbeicaimianqiangshoulianlexiaorong,danyanjiaomeishaoyijiucanliuzhenongdehuabukaidexiaoyi,kanxiangmenkouneizhijudazisekuluomi(yijilimianguozhedelinxiaoman)deyanshen,chongmanle……ng,xinqihezongrong?

linxiaomanzhongyubenzhuodizhaixialeneikejudadekuluomitoutao。

shunjian,yikehancencen、toufabeiyadeluanzaozao、liandanhongpupudexiaonaodailulechulai。tadakouchuanzheqi,eqiandeliuhaishiluluditiezainaomenshang,neishuangbiaozhixingdedayanjingliangdejingren,xiangliangkegangbeishuixiguodeheiputao。taduizhechenmodefangxiang,luchuleyigedaizhedianxiaodeyi、youyoudianbuhaoyisidecanlanxiaorong,haitoutoubilege“v”zishoushi,fangfozaishuo:kan!qifenduohao!

陈默:“……”

tamomodi、juewangdiyikaileshixian。

jiexialaidefanju,qifen……zenmeshuoni,feichangzhi“linxiaoman”。

linxiaomandingzheneiyitouluanmao,zaibenzhongdekuluomiwanoufuli(tajianjuebukentuoxialai,shengchengzheishi“jingxi”deyibufen),xianggehuopodexiaolaba,bababadizhudaolezhenggehuati。congtazenmefeijinxinsitaodaozheige“juebanchaoxiyou”dekuluomiwanoufu,daolushangzenmebeilurenweiguanpaizhaochadianchidao,zaidaotabamahuanyoushijiedequshi……huatitiaoyuezhikuai,neirongzhitianmaxingkong,rangchenmotanweiguanzhi。

linbabahelinmamaxianranzaoyixiguanzijiaguinvdefengge,quanchengxiaomimiditingzhe,ouerchayiliangju,kanxianglinxiaomandeyanshenchongmanlechongni。duichenmo,tamensihuyemoqididachengleyizhi:buzaijinxing“shenwenshi”duihua,zhishiwenhedirangtaduochicai,ouerwenyixiejiqijiandande、buxuyaofuzahuidadewenti(biru“zheicaihekouweima?”),fangfozaizhaoguyigezhongdushejiaozhangaidexiaopengyou。

chenmoquanchengmaitoukuchi,henbudebalianmaijinwanli。zhiyouzailinmamawenroudijitajiacai,huozhelinbabadaizhexiaoyi(neixiaoyirangchenmoyoudianfamao)pietayiyanshi,tacaijiqijiangyingdidiantou,fachuyigeduancude“ng”huozhe“xiexie”。

kuluomiwanoufudecunzaiganyijiuqiangda。linxiaomanmeiyicibenzhuodishitunaqikuaizi(shibai),huozhexianghekoutangjieguomianzhaochadiandiaojintangwanli,douhuiyinlailinbalinmaxinyilunyayibuzhudedixiao。chenmozeganjueneituanshenzisexiangyituanbuxiangdeyinying,shikelongzhaozhetacuiruodeshenjing。

dangzuihouyidaotianpinbeichexiashi,chenmoganjuezijixiangshidaleyichangjiankuzhuojuedezhanyi,hunshentuoli。

“xiaochena,”linbabacalecazui,zhongyuyongyizhongxiangduizhengshideyuqikaikou,suiranzuijiaohaishiqinzhexiao,“xiaomanzheihaizi,congxiaojiutiaotuo,zhuyida。jintianzhei‘jingxi’……”tadunledun,yiweishenzhangdikanleyiyanpangbianzhengnulixiangbakuluominaodaizhongxindaihuiqudenver,“queshigou‘jingxi’de。”

chenmoshunjianzuozhi,quanshenjirouzaicibengjin。

“buguo,”linbabahuafengyizhuan,yanshenliduolejifenrenzhenhewenhe,“taxihuanni,zheidianwomenkandechulai。zheihaizihenshaozheimeshangxin,zheime……feijinxinsididuidaiyigeren。”takanleyiyanchenmoshenshangneijianshenlansegezichenshan,zuijiaoyourenbuzhuchoudongleyixia,“suiranfangshi……bijiaodute。”

“shiaxiaochen,”linmamawenroudijiehua,kanxiangchenmodemuguangdaizheanfu,“xiaomanbeiwomenguanhuaile,youshihoushirenxingledian,dantaxindichunshan,reqingzhencheng。jintianhezhenileba?biewangxinliqu。yihou……nimenhaohaoxiangchu,huxiangbaorong。”

chenmowanquanmengle。zhei……zheijiuguoguanle?jiuyinweilinxiaomanchuanlegekuluomiwanoufu,bataleidewaijiaolinen,fanerhuodele“miansijinpai”?

tajiangyingdidiantou,houlonglifachuyigegansedeyinjie:“……ng。”

“haola!fanyechiwanle!jingxiyesongwanle!”linxiaomanzhongyuchenggongdaishanglekuluomitoutao,wengshengwengqideshengyinlichongmanlemanzugan,“ba!ma!momojiujiaojiwola!wosongtahuiqu!nimenyezaodianhuijiaxiuxi!baibai!(◕ᴗ◕✿)”

shuowan,taxianggejudadezisepaodan,yibawanzhuchenmojiangyingdeshoubei(gezhehouhoudewanoufu,chenmozhiganjuebeiyituanmaorongrongdedongxiguozhule),buyoufenshuodibatawangwaituo。

chenmoxianggebeibangjiaderenzhi,liangliangqiangqiangdibeijudadekuluomiguoxiezhezouchubaojian,zouchu“yunshangxiaozhu”,zoujinyewanweiliangdekongqili。shenhou,hainengyinyuetingdaolinbabayayibuzhudedichenxiaoshenghelinmamawenroudedingzhu。

zhidaobeisaijinchuzuchehouzuo,judadezisekuluomiyejilejinlai,zhanjulehouzuodabankongjian,chenmocaifangfozhaohuilezijidehuxi。

takanzheshenbianzheigehaizaixingfendiniulainiuqu、shituzhaogeshufuzuozidezisedawanou,youhuixiangqibaojianlilinbalinmaneizongrongdexiaoronghehuayu,yizhongjiqifuza、nanyiyanyudeqingxuyongshangxintou。

jinghe?you。shesi?juedui。danzaizheijudadehuangmiuganzhixia,sihuhaiyouyisijiqiweiruo、jiqimoshengde……nuanyi?

tashuaishuaitou,bazheihuangmiudeganjuepaokai。yidingshijinwan**guodu,chanshenghuanjuele。

“momo!momo!”kuluomidedanaodaicouleguolai,liangzhishanzhebaiguangdetuoyuanxingdayanjingjihutiedaochenmolianshang,“zenmeyangzenmeyang?wobamashibushichao——ji——hao?shibushitebiexihuanni?wojiushuoma!wodeyanguangbuhuicuode!(◕‿◕✿)”

chenmomomodibashentiwangchechuangbiannuolenuo,lakaiheneiliangkejudabaiguangdejuli,pibeidibishangleyanjing。

taxianzaizhixianghuijia。huidaotaneigezhiyoudiannaohedaimade、anquande、keyucedexiaowoli。zhiyushenbianzheigejudade、zisede、haizaibababashuogebutingde“jingxi”……taxuanzezanshixingshicong。