chenmode“e”，zailinxiaomanneili，beizidongfanyichengle“moren”、“xuke”yiji“nikeyijixuweisuoyuwei”dexinhao。
yushi，chenmodeshenghuo，zai“renxingdaimadayinji”dediseshang，beiqiangxingdiejialeyiceng“linxiaomanzhuanshutouwei/guanhuai/shijuewuran”delvjing，qielvjingqiangduhaizaichixupansheng。
jiuzaichenmoyiweizijiyijingzhujianshiying（huozheshuomamu）lezheizhonggaotangdu、gaobaoheduderuqinshi，yigegengjiaqiangjingde“fengbaoyujing”zhijiepaizailetalianshang。
zheitianwanshangbadian，chenmogangjieshuyigerongzhangdedianhuahuiyi，rouzhefazhangdetaiyangxuehuidaogongwei。shoujipingmuliangzhe，shilinxiaomanfalaidexinxi，shijianxianshishibanxiaoshiqian。
【yuanqimanmanxiaotaiyang】：momo！(◕‿◕✿)chaojiwudibaozhahaoxiaoxi！！！
【yuanqimanmanxiaotaiyang】：(★ω★)wobama！zhongyu！jieshutamenhuanyoushijiedelaonianmiyuelvxing！huiguola！！！mingtianwanshangluodi！！！
【yuanqimanmanxiaotaiyang】：(◕ˇ∀ˇ◕)erqie！tamendianmingyao！jian！ni！！！mingtianwanshangqidian！‘yunshangxiaozhu’sifangcai！bujianbusan！woyijingdinghaobaojianla！【baojianming：ziqidonglai】jidechuanshuaiyidian！nachunidaimadayinjideqishilai！(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
【yuanqimanmanxiaotaiyang】：【tupian】【tupian】zheishiwobawoma！tiqianshuxiyixia！wobakanzheyansuqishikedoule！womayuzhouwudidiyiwenrou！biepa！youwozai！chongya！٩(◕‿◕｡)۶
chenmodingzhepingmushangneiliangxingjiacude“dianmingyaojianni！！！”，haiyouneisangechumujingxindegantanhao，ganjueyiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai，shunjianbatadongchenglebingdiao。
见家长？！
明天晚上？！
ta，chenmo，yigeshejiaonenglijibentuihua，richangjiaoliuduixiangchuledaimajiushichanpinjingli（houzhetongchangbeitaguileiwei“xuyaobeijiejuedewenti”），liantongshijucandouhenbudesuozaijiaoluozhuangmogudejiujishekong。
yaoqujiannvpengyou（？）defumu？！
开什么星际玩笑！
tashouzhijiangyingdiwangshanghua，diankaineiliangzhangtupian。
diyizhang，shilinxiaomanheyigezhongniannanrendeheying。nanrenchuanzhezhidikaojiudexiuxianxizhuang，shencaibaochidejihao，toufashulideyisibugou，guozilian，nongmei，yanshenruili，zuijiaodaizheyisiruoyouruowudexiaoyi，touzheyigujiujushangweidechenwenhe……shenshigan。beijingshimougeouzhougubao，yangguanghenhao，danchenmozhijuedeneiyanshenxiangtanzhaodeng，nengbataconglidaowaizhaogetongtou。
dierzhang，shilinxiaomanheyigewenwannvrendeheying。nvrenchuanzhesuyadeqipao，meiyanhelinxiaomanyouqifenxiangsi，qizhirushui，xiaorongwenxu，yikanjiushineizhongzhishudali、hanyangjihaodeleixing。danchenmosihaomeigandaofangsong，faneryalibeizeng——zheizhongwenroudezhangbei，tongchangzuinanyingfu，tapazijiyigebushen，jiugufuleduifangdeqidai。
chenmodehuxidoutingzhile。taganjueweilixiangsaijinleyitaigaosuyunzhuandelixinji，jiaodetianfandifu。lenghanshunjianjinshilehoubeidechenshan。
【陈默】：不行。
【chenmo】：taituran。buheshi。womeizhunbeihao。womenguanxihaimeidaoneiyibu。
tajihushizhandouzheshouzhiqiaoxiazheichuanjujuesanlian，shituzhuazhuzuihouyigenjiumingdaocao。
xinxigangfachuqu，linxiaomandeshipintonghuaqingqiujiuqishixiongxiongdishaleguolai。pingmushangtiaodongzhetaneizhangyuanqimanmandeliandesuolvetu，beijingyinsihuhaidaizhehuankuaideyinle。
chenmodingzheneitiaodongdetouxiang，rutongkanzheyigejijiangyinbaodezhadan。tashenxiyikouqi，shouzhixuanzaihongsede“jujue”anniushangfang，youyulezuzushimiao。zuizhong，zaidianhuajijiangzidongguaduandeqianyimiao，tadaizheyizhongbenfuxingchangdebeizhuang，anxialelvsedejietingjian。
“chen！xiao！mo——！”linxiaomanchaodafenbeide、chongmanhuolideshengyinshunjianzhaxiang，zhendechenmoermowengwengzuoxiang。shipinhuamianli，tasihuzaiyigehenmingliangdechufang，beijingshigezhonghongbeiyongju，lianshanghaizhanzheyidianmianfen，danxiaorongcanlandenengshanxiarenyan，“ni！shuo！shen！me！bu！xing——？！”
tacoujinjingtou，neizhangfangdade、zhanzhemianfendepiaoliangliandanjihuzhanjulezhenggepingmu，dayanjingdengdeliuyuan，limianranshaozheburongzhiyidexiongxionghuoyan。
“wogaosuni！zheishier！mei！de！shang！liang！”tahuiwuzheshoulide……haoxiangshigedadanqi？qishixiongxiong，“wobama！teyi！tiqianjieshulvxing！jiuweilehuilaikankanshisheibatamenjiabaobeiguinvdexinjitouzoule！ni！chenmo！jiushineige‘xiaotou’！nibixufu！ze！ren！”
“keshi……”chenmojiannandikaikou，shengyingansedexiangshazhimoca，“women……renshishijiantaiduan……”
“duanshenmeduan！”linxiaomanlikedaduanta，dadanqichadianchuodaopingmushang，“ganqingnengyongshijianhengliangma？daimalidouxiewomingzile！zheiyuanfenhaibugoushen？！wobawomarendouchaojihaode！jiushichidunfan！renshiyixia！youbushirangnimingtianjiugenwoquminzhengjulingzheng！nipashenmema！”
“wo……”chenmoxiangshuo“wopasuoyouxuyaoshejiaodechanghe”，youqishijianjiazhangzheizhongdiyujinandude。dantakanzhelinxiaomanneishuangliangdejingrende、daizhedianweiquhezhiaodeyanjing，houmiandehuayouduzailehoulongli。
“momo~~~”linxiaomandeshengdiaoturanlailegeyibaibashidudazhuanwan，conggangcaide“xiongshenesha”shunjianqiehuanchengletiandubaobiaodesajiaomoshi，dayanjingzhabazhaba，zhangjiemaoxiangxiaoshanziyiyangpushan，shengyinruannuodexianggangchuludemianhuatang，“nijiuquma~~~haobuhaoma~~~qiuqiunila~~~wodougenwobamakuaxiahaikoule！shuoniyoushuaiyoucongming，daimaxiedechaobang，shishijieshangzuikaopudenanren！niyaoshibuqu，woduomeimianziya！wohuibeiwobamaxiaohuaside！wuwuwu……nirenxinkanwozheimekelianma？(ĭ^ĭ)”
tashenzhihaiduizhejingtou，zuochuleyigejiqibiaozhunde、shuangshouheshi、chuchukelianbaituodedongzuo。
陈默：“……”
taganjuezijixiangyikuaibeidiujinliangangludehuangyou，zhengzaiyirouyankejiandesuduronghua、kuibai。linxiaomanzheizhao“ruanyingjianshi”，jingzhundijizhongletasuoyouderuanlei——luojishangwufafanbo（daimamingzigeng），qingganshangwufajujue（neikelianxixidexiaoyanshen），daodeshangwufataobi（“kuaxiahaikou”）。
tazhanglezhangzui，houlonglifachuyigewuyiyideyinjie。zuizhong，zaineishuangchongmanqipande、fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaodiaojindoudoudedayanjingzhushixia，tarenmingbandi、jiqichenzhongdidianleyixiatou。dongzuofuduxiaodejihukanbujian。
“ye——！！！momozuihaola！wojiuzhidaonizuitengwola！”linxiaomanshunjianbianlian，huanhuqueyue，lianshangdeweiquyisaoerkong，zhongxinyangguangcanlan，“neishuodinglee！mingtianwanshangqidian！‘yunshangxiaozhu’！‘ziqidonglai’baojian！chuanshuaiyidian！wodengnie！mua！(づ￣3￣)づ”
shipintonghua**cuililuodiguaduan。
chenmobaochizhejuzheshoujidezishi，jiangzaiyuandi。shoujipingmuanlexiaqu，yingchutayizhangshengwukelian、fangfogangbeixiganlesuoyoujingqidelian。
穿帅一点？
taditoukanlekanzijishenshangzheijianchuanlesannian、xideyoudianfabaidehuisegezichenshan。
ng，mingtiandebalingwaiyijian……shenlansedegezichenshanzhaochulai。