第3章:牛逼的聊天群

di3zhang:niubideliaotianqun

wangchaojiudianhuiyishi,gaoguanershilaigeren,meiyourenwubujinzhang。

tamendoushoudaoxiaoxihezhaopian,yihoujiudianzhishuyuzuozaishouxizheigenanren:qixiuyuan!

qixiuyuanqianshisuiranmeiyoushenmedadechengjiu,danshibingbugezhichangxiaobai,zhidaoxianzaizhengshirenxinbuwendeshihou。

“gongsizhangmuzheiliangtianwoxuyaoxiangxideziliao,guanyukuozhangjihuabuyaoting,womendemubiaokebushizhishixiaoxiaodedongcheng,zheizhishiqidian!qianbushiwenti!”qixiuyuanqiaozhezhuozi,kanzhetouyingshangdegezhongshuju,poweimanyidediantoushuodao。

wangchaojiudianzaidongchengzheiyangdeyixianchengshiyoushijialiansuojiudian,qizhongsijiashisixingjijiyishang,qitaliujiazhudagaoduanzhutijiudian,waijieduizheijiahaiweishangshidewangchaojiudiandeguzhiyijingchaoguoshiwuyile。

zheiyangdejiudian,meixiangyinweifuhaoqundeyijuhua,jiuzhenzhengchengweitaqixiuyuandele!

牛逼啊!

“haode,dongshizhang。”zhongrenmashangtingzhishenban,yingshengdadao。

kaiwanhui,qixiuyuanbianruzhulezijidejiudian。

zongtongtaofang,shangbeiziqixiuyuanyagenjiumeizhuguo,touguochaodadeluodichuangkanzheyejing,zheiyiketarutongzuomengyiban。

qianshitazaigueryuanzhangda,shoujinlerenqinglengnuan,biyezhihougengshizhidaomeiqianmeibeijingshenghuoyouduonan!

keshi,zheiyike,yiqiedougaibianle!

“zheicaishirenshenga!”qixiuyuangantanleyiju。

taochushouji,qixiuyuanxiangyanjiuyixiazheigefuhaoqun,erfangjiandedianhuaqueshixiangle。

“dongshizhang,buhaoyisidaraoninle。luxiaojiesihuyouxiezuile,ninkan?”jiudiandejinglidadianhuaguolai。

qixiuyuanzheicaixiangqi,lumanmanhaizaizijijiubahejiuni。

“heleduoshao?”qixiuyuanzhouqimeitouwendao。

“xosanpingle,82liangping,haiyouqitadexiaoyang。”jingligongjingdehuidadao。

“woca,zheibaijianiangmen!”qixiuyuanyizhendewuyu。

“womashanglai。”shuowan,qixiuyuangualedianhua。

chumen,jinledianti,gangxiayiceng,diantikaimenqixiuyuanjiuwendaoyizhendexiangfeng。taiyankanqu,zhangtui,fengyao,duanfa,yigedabanjingzhiheganliandenvrenzhengyongdadadeyanjinghaoqidedaliangzheta。

wangzinuokanzheqixiuyuan,tameixiangdaoyouyudaoqixiuyuanle,tamensihuyouhenyouyuanfen。

“nihao,qidongshizhang。”wangzinuozoujindianti,sixiaofeixiaodekanzheqixiuyuan。

qixiuyuanyileng,dianlediantou,suanshidalezhaohule。

zheiyangdemeinv,helumanmanbuxiangshangxia,danshiqixiuyuanqueshimeiyouyinxiang。

zuoweiyouqianren,takendingbunengzhudongzhaozhaohule,suiranhaoqi,danshiyijiumeiyoukaikou。

有钱人,得有腔调!

wanyishigexianrentiao,huozherenyaoni!

“renshiyixia,wangzinuo。”wangzinuodafangdeshenchuleshou,sihubingbuzaihuqixiuyuanzenmexiang。

“nihao。”qixiuyuanshenchuleshou,qingqingdewoleyixia。

“youshijianliaoliaoma?”wangzinuojixutaishoubaeqiandexiufalishundaoleerhou。

baixideyujing,rangrenyouyizhongxiangyaoyaoshangyikoudechongdong。

“buhaoyisi,woxianzaiyoudianshiqing。”qixiuyuansuiranhenxiangdaying,danshihaishilimaodejujuele。

腔调!

“lumanman?”wangzinuomeiyouluchushiwangdeshense,fanershihenyouxingqudejixuwendao。

qixiuyuanyouxiejingya,meixiangdaozheigenvrenzhidaolumanman,kanyangduitahaishizuolebushaogongkede。buguo,jiranzhidaolumanman,neihenmingxianyinggaizhidaotayiqianjiushigezhazhaa!

erqie,tacaijintianganggangchengweiwangchaodeweiyidongshizhanga!

nandao,zheiniuyezaiqunli?

xiangdaozheili,qixiuyuanmobuzuosheng,sisuozheyinggairuheyingdui。

“wozaitingchechangkandaole,qigongzizangdegoushende。”wangzinuochukoujiedaleqixiuyuandeyihuo。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,diantimenkaile。

qixiuyuanlimaodediantoushuodao:“youjihuizailiao。”

shuowan,bianlvxianzouchuledianti,liujiwangzinuoyigetingbadebeiying,qiangdiao!

“youqudenanren。”wangzinuonannanziyu。

tongshi,nachushoujifaleyigeduanxi:“wogaibianzhuyile。”

dangqixiuyuanjiandaolumanmandeshihou,chadianmeichuoxiazijideshuangyan。

lumanmanzhengzaiwuchilimian,buzhidaotiaozheshenme,neiwuzi,mizhiganga,tongshoutongjiaoanijiejie!

meixiangdaoyixiangbanshigancuililuo,zaiwaimianrenmianqiangaolengdelumanman,yehuiyouzheiyangdeyimu。zheiyaoshihuanlelulinlin,qixiuyuandoujuedeyidianwentidoumeiyou。

keshi,pianpianxianzaizheigerenshilumanman。

丢脸啊!

“qizong。”jinglidaizhejiubalaobanyiqizouleguolai。

qixiuyuanmianwubiaoqing,huileshou。

zaizhouweirenzhushidemuguangxia,lazhelumanmanlikailewuchi。

lumanmanjinlechezhihou,daoshibudesele,zheidaoshirangqixiuyuansongleyikouqi。

taochushouji,qixiuyuandiankaileshenjifuhaoqun。

“shoudao,xiexiegeweidalao。youshenmexuyaobangmangdedifang,jinguanfenfu。”qixiuyuanhuifuleyigexiaoxi。

zuoweichuanyuezhong,zheidianjuewuhaishiyoude。

“hehe,xiaohuozihenshangdaoma!?”quandoushiwode。

tongshi,yigehongbaojiutiaolechulai。

qixiuyuanlianmangdiankai,yigexiaoxijiudanlechulai:yuanhangjituan5%gufen!

远航集团!

zaijiyizhong,zheikeshidongchengzuiyoumingdejituangongsi,quanguodounengjinqianwushideshangshiqiye,shizhikeshiguobaiyidea!

叮叮叮!

又是三个红包!

“dongchengxiquhuangjindiduanjingshangludipiyikuai。”woshitudiye。

“xianjinwubaiwan。”wocaishicaishenye。

“jipindamingxingsituyitao。”zuimeixiaoxiannv。

niubi!daqi!jilia!

buguo,zuihouneigetaotushenmegui!

“xiexiegewei!qingwenzheigequndaodizenmehuishi?woxuyaojutizuoshenmema?”qixiuyuanlianmangyouwendao。

“hehe,nizijimanmanyanjiuba,youshixuyaowomenbangmangzhiguanshuo。”quandoushiwode。

“+1。”

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kanzhehoumianluxude+1,qixiuyuanzhidao,zijishiwenbuchushenmele。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,tadeshoujiyilianchuandezhendong。

jishitiaoduanxintishi,diankaiyikan,qixiuyuanchadianbixuepenlechulai。

juranshixianrujindanghongdeguominnvshenyelingxidezhaopian,nvpu,jiaoshi,gezhongdachidudeguifangzhao,heyizhiyilaitadeqingchunxiannvxingxiang,daxiangjingting。

haibudengqixiuyuanzixixinshang,jiutingdaoyingningyisheng,yuanbentangzhedelumanmanfanzuoleqilai,sihushiyaotu。

“tingche!”qixiuyuanshouqishouji,lianmangduisijijiaodao。

sijiyezaojiuzhuyidaoleqingkuang,yongzuikuaidesuduhezuiwendefangshibachetingdaolelubian。

qixiuyuanfuzhelumanmanchuleqiche,lumanmanhaobukeqidezaijiebiantuleqilai。jieguosijidiguolaideshui,qixiuyuanranglumanmanshukou,zheicaizhongxinhuidaocheshang。

lumanmankaozaiqixiuyuandejianshang,wuyishideshuodao:“ba,wohaolei...weishenmenizouzheimezao...”

qixiuyuantingdaozheihua,xinzhongbuyouyitan。

zheiwunian,lujiaqueshiquankaolumanmanchengzhe,yexutabingmeiyouwaibiaokanshangqudeneimeqiangda。

“qixiuyuan!nizheigefeiwu!”

tingdaolumanmanzheigeshihoudouhaijidemaziji,qixiuyuanyiliandewuyu,zheigeguo,tazhendebuxiangbei,yuanzhuzhendehuisanguana!!

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lumanmanshuozheshuozheshengyinyuelaiyuexiaole。

qixiuyuanditouyikan,lumanmanyiranshishuizhele。