第3章 囚车里算命

paichusuochujingdejingcheyibiandoushijingguogaizhuangdemianbaoche,qianmianyibanshizuowei,houmianyibanshigeguanxianyifandexiaotiecang。jiangfengcikejiubeiguanzaitiecangzhizhong。

nianjizuidaneigejingchazhouhaizigaofenyongdexuanzelepeijiangfengdunzaitiecanglimian,duilibingweideshuofaziranshikanguanfanren,ershijishangqueshilaizhaojiangfengzhidianmijinde。

zhouhaidao:“huoshenxian,nihuikanxianga?”

jiangfengdianlexiatou,dao:“lvedongyier。lingwaiwojiaojiangfeng,‘jiangfengyuhuoduichoumian’dejiangfeng。bushishenmehuoshenxian。”

“douyiyang,douyiyang。”zhouhaidianzhetou,shuodao:“gangcainijiwomenliduisuandeneige,suandekezhenzhun。ninkannengbunengjiwoyesuansuan,suansuanwode……”

weidengzhouhaishuowan,jiangfengkaikoushuodao:“buyongsuanle,wodejianyishili。”

“a?”zhouhaidunshilengzhule,lianshangluchubeirenkanchuanxinshidehuangzhang。

jiangfengdao:“nidemeimaomeitouxishu,meiweisongsan,shibiaozhundebazimei。cimeizhushenghuofuzu,danhunyinduobiangu,nanxuxianghuo。ernizuoyanjiaoyikezhiqiaduierjian,cizhimingjiao‘qichu’,yisishinideqizihuibeipanni。

wojianniqiangyanhuanxiao,meitouchouyunjiujiebusan,xiangbiniqizichuguideshiniyijingzhidaole。jiranfangbuxia,hebufangrenjiaziyou?bierenkuaile,niyejietuobushiyijuliangdema?”

gangganghaiyifulaoyoutiaomoyangdezhouhaiyankuangdunshiyihong,tashengyinyouxiegengyandishuodao:“qishiyebuguaita。taxihuanhaizi,keshiwojing/zicunhuolvtaidi,bukenengyouhaizide。huoshenxiannishuodedui,woshiyinggaifangxiale。”

jiangfengdianlediantou,xiaozheshuodao:“jiranniyoulezheigejueding,neiwokeyitouluyijujini,nideyanjingyuanxiao,yanpishangxiayouhengchenxiwen。zheishidianxingdeguiyan,zhujiankangzhangshou,wannianmeimanxingfu。ruoshiwomeicaicuodehua,nijieshuzheiduanyinyuanyihou,haiyouyiduangenghaodeyinyuanzaidengdaizheni。”

“zhendema?”zhouhaicikeyijingwanquanxiangxinlejiangfeng,tayouxiexingfendizhuiwendao:“neihuoshenxian,woyaozenmeyangcainengpengdaoneiduanyinyuan?ninengbunengxianggebanfarangwozheibeiziyouernv?”

“zhei……”jiangfengyixiachenmole。

zheikanyufengshuixiangshinengyiqifatuiyanrendeguoquweilai,ciweiyuliaotianji。ruguozhishijiangyijingzhenshicunzaideshuochulaizheihaihaoyidian,danruoshitiqianbahaiweifashengdeshigaosujibieren,neijiushiganyutianji,shihuizaoshoutianqiande。

xiudaozhirenwubisanquebifanqiyi,suoweiwubijiushi“guan、gua、gu、du、can。”,sanquejiushi“qian、ming、quan”。jiangfengqiahaofandeshiqianque。

yuanbentashenshangdeyebaojiubuxiao,yizhiyushenshangdeqiancongweichaochuguowushikuai,xianzairuoshizaigaosuzhouhairuhequjieshierduanliangyuan,ruheliuxiazisichuanchengxianghuo,neikongpazheizuijinhuiyoubaoying。

jiangfengxianglexianghouwenzhouhai:“shenshangyoumeiyouyikuaiqiandeyingbi?”

“you。”zhouhaiganjinmoleyimeiyingbichulaidijijiangfeng。

jiangfengjiangyingbinadaoshenhouwozaishouzhong,ranhoushuangshouwozhequantouduizhouhaidao:“nicainazhishouliyouyingbi,caizhonglewojiugaosuniruhenengyushangnideliangyuan,ruhenengyouzisijichengxianghuo。caibuzhongdehuajiudaibiaowomenmeiyouyuanfen,wojiubunengbazheixiegaosunile。”

“e,hao。”zhouhaizixidaliangzhejiangfenglianggequantou,taxiayishiditaitoukanlekanjiangfengdeyanjing。yibanlaishuodangjingchaderenguanchalidouhenbucuo,suoyinenggoupingjierenyanshendebianhuapanduanchuyixieduanni。

danshizhouhaikanxiangjiangfengshizheiyizhaojiubuguanyongle,yinweijiangfengzhijiebishangleyanjing。

zhouhaizhidaozijijintianshiyudaogaorenle。kejiangfengsuandeyueshizhuntaxianzaijiuyueshijinzhang,yinweizheikeshiguanxidaotaweilaiqierzinvdewenti,yidianerdoumahubude。

zhouhaibizheyanjingshenxileyikouqi,shenshouanzhujiangfengdeyoushoudao:“woxuanzheizhishou。”

jiangfengjiangshoutankai,limianguoranyouyimeiyikuaiqiandeyingbi。jiangfengyaotoutanleyisheng:“tianyi。”

zhouhaiyikanzijicaizhongle,xingfendidihuleyisheng,renbuzhuhuilehuishouquantou,ranhouyilianqipandikanzhejiangfeng。

jiangfengdao:“ceyinyuanhuibijiaomafan,nixiegeziba,wobangniceyice。”

“hao。”zhouhaixianglexiang,shuodao:“zuijinxinqingbuhao,rendoushouleqibajin。wojiuxiege‘jin’ziba。”shuowan,zhouhaiyongshouzhizaijiangfengdeshouzhangxinlixielege“jin”zi。

jiangfengxiaolexiao,dao:“nixiedeshige‘jin’zi,danshiwomenxianzaiqueshizaicheshang,neidengyu‘jin’zizaizou。‘jin’zixiamianyige‘zou’zipangjiushiyige‘jin’zi。kanlainideliangyuanlinihenjin,ruguomeiyoucaicuodehuayinggaishinidetongshi。”

“henjin,tongshi?”zhouhaixiayishidiniutou,touguotiecangdechuanghukanleyiyanzuozaifujiashiweishangdelibingwei,yinweizheichelijigerenlimianjiutayigeshinvde。

zhouhaixiayishidizhanglezhangzuiba,yilianjingsongdimoyangdihudao:“buhuiba,meizheimedaomeiba?”

tahuagangshuowan,cheyixiatingle。jingchangxiaowangbachezideweixiangmendakai,xiaozheduizhouhaishuodao:“zhouge,biehuaileba?”

“daole?”zhouhaitiaoxiache,ranhouganjinzhuanshenshenshouqujiejiangfeng,“huoshenxian,ninxiaoxinzhedianer。”

jiangfengtuikaizhouhaideshou,zijitiaolexiaqu。tadandandishuoleju:“wozhishigeputongren,bushishenmehuoshenxian。”

“zhouge,yuanlainizaizheiera。”bansuizheyishenghujiao,yidaodandandelanhuaxiangweixilai。

zhouhainiutoukanleyiyan,yuanlaishizijisuolidehujiminjingliukedi。zhouhaixiaozhewendao:“kedimeizi,zhaowoyoushima?”

liukediyaolexiatou,dao:“yemeishenmedashi,jiushiwennimingtianyoumeiyoukong,nengbunengpeiwoquyitangliunainaijia。”

“liunainai?”zhouhaixiangleyixiawen:“jiushishangyiciwobeishangwuloudeneigeliunainai?”

“duide。”liukedidiandiantou,dao:“liunainaidefangzibeikaifashanggaojiashougoule,kaifashangjitapeileyitaoxinfangzi,tadexianqianlehujicainengbanfangchanzheng,suoyiwoxiangnipeiwoyiqiqukankanyoumeiyoushenmenengbangdeletade。”

“zheizhongshierniyigerenqubujiuxingleba,feilashang**ma?”zhouhaixinlizheiyangxiang,danmianzishanghaishidianlediantou,dao:“hao,ruguomingtianmeishenmeshierwojiupeiniquba。”

“ei,xiexiezhouge。”shuowan,liukedidiguoyigebaowenhujizhouhaidao:“wojintiandunrencanwujitangdeshihoudunduoledianer,jideshangcinishuonixihuanhe,suoyiwoshunbiandaidianerlaijinichangchang,shouyibuhaokebuyaoxianqie。”

“nalihua,nandeniyouzheixin,duoxiele。”zhouhaidalieliedijieguoliukedishouzhongdebaowenhu。

liukediduizhouhaibaibaishoudao:“neiwoxianzoulezhouge。”shuowan,liukedihaoxiangtaoyesidepaole。

zhouhaikanzheliukedidebeiying,renbuzhushuoleju:“nianqingrenjiushifengfenghuohuode。”

jiangfengrenbuzhuzouguoquqiaoleyixiazhouhaidenaodai,shuodao:“jiunisha。nishuoyijuxihuanherencanwujitang,renjiajiu‘shunbian’dunle。ranhou‘shunbian’dunduole,ranhouhai‘shunbian’mailegexindebaowenhu,‘shunbian’daijinichangchang。nanweiwojinipileju‘liangyuanhenjin,yingshitongshi。’zheidouhaibudong。”

zhouhaiyiting,likenazhezijishouzhongdebaowenhukanlekan。kebujiushizhanxindema?shenmejiaodangjuzhemizhouhaizheicisuanshichedimingbaile,tazhuantoukanxiangjiangfeng,xinxiruokuang。

“huoshenxian,nikezhenshiwodehuoshenxianna。”zhouhaiganjinbaozhejiangfengdeshou,dishengwendao:“huoshenxian,ganjingaosuwo,woyaozenmeyangcainengyouzinv?kuaidianzhidianzhidianwo。zhiyaonijiwoshuobanfa,wojiniguixiadoucheng。”

shuozhe,zhouhaihaizhenjiuzuoshizhunbeixiaguile。

jiangfengshenshoufuzhuta,xiaozhedishengshuodao:“shuonanyenan,shuorongyiyerongyi。duozuohaoshijifujide,yinguobaoyingzhixia,shenmedouhuiyoude。”

shuowan,jiangfengzaishenshangmoleyixia,tashouzhifengzhongjialeyigenyinzhen,weidengzhouhaizhuyi,jiangfengpaileyixiatadeyaobu,xiaozheshuodao:“lingwaihaideduozhuyishenti,buyaotaiguolaolei。”

“duozuohaoshi,buyaotaiguolaolei?”zhouhaitinghouzhongzhongdidianlexiatou,shuodao:“hao,woyidingduozuohaoshi。”

jiangfengtinghoupailepaizhouhaidejianbang,yifuyuzhongxinzhangdemoyangshuodao:“haoshinayouneimeduodengniquzuoa,buguoyanqiandaoshiyouyijian。birubangwoxishuayuanqushenmede……”

zhouhaiyitingdunshilengshenle,jinjiezhejiuzuiyilie,canshengjiaodao:“aiya……zaole,duziteng,duzihaotenga……xiaowang,kuaidianbangwobahuoshenxiandaijinsuoliqu,woyaoquyitangyiyuan。aiyowodetiana,wozheigebuzhengqideduzi……”

jiangfengyitingqideliandoubaile,duizhefeikuaitaozoudezhouhaijiudashengjiaodao:“wangenfuyi,wozuzhouniqitianbuju!”

“qitianbujuyebirenunvbaolongqiang!”

huayingangluo,neigejiaoxiaowangdeminjingguolaile。

xiaowangyexiaozhewenjiangfeng:“e……dage,nigangcaijizanmenliduisuandeneikezhenjiaoyigezhun,ninengbunengjiwoyesuansuan?”

jiangfengkanlexiaowangyiyan,wendao:“suanshenme?”

“suanyinyuan,jiusuansuanwoshenmeshihounengyounvpengyou。”xiaowangxiaozheshuodao。

jiangfengkanlexiaowangyiyan,meihaoqidishuodao:“delongwangshu,chaosanmusi。jiaotaliangtiaochuanhaiguyizaiwomianqianxuanyao,chizaoliangtiaochuandoudechen。taohuataiduobianshijie,zijihaoziweizhiba。”