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chumen，kandaowubishechidelaikentingzaixiaomenkou，chechuangbeiyaoxia，cheshangderendandandishuodao：“shangche。”
简如是站着不动。
liangyanyidongbudongdidingzhechedeng，zhenxiangbachedengbaixialai。
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“上车。”
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“bugaoxing？qianbugouhua？”pieleyiyanyilianandandexiaonvren，helianzesuikouyiwen。
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“nishuoxiahuadebenshiyuelaiyuelihaile，jiunineichengji，likaixuexiaoninengqiaoluodagugaogaoxingxingdizou。”
“……”
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