第1章 小叔子落水了!(2403字)

qingjiangyiqubaocunliu,zhangxiajiangcunshishiyou。

mingshuicun,yigeshanqingshuixiudepianpishangou,yourushuicaihuajuanbanjingmidongren。

dancikezheifenjingmi,quebeiyige**nuonuodejiaochidapole。

“二狗,你别跑!”

tingzheshenhou**qichuanhuhudeshengyin,xiaomingergoudechenzhanganfeidanmeitingxiajiaobu,fanerpaodegengkuaile,saozimingxianzhengzaiqitoushang,daizhutahaibudeningdiaoerduo?

yaosile,zijizenmejiuguimixinqiao,paoqutoukansaozixizao?

偏偏还被撞破了!

paozhepaozhe,chenzhanganshayanle,qianmianhengzheyitiaowanyandehoutuhe,zenmeban?

yanjianshenhou**zhuideji,tayiyaoya,“putong”tiaojinleheli。

“aiyo,wodetui……”

heshuibenlaijiushen,chenzhanganyoupaodemanshenshihan,beibingliangdeheshuiyiji,dunshichoujinle,putengjixiajiuchenlexiaqu。

“二狗!”

heanshang,**yishihuangle,lianmangtiaoxiaquxiangbachenzhanganlaoshanglai,yaoshixiaoshuziyeyinweizijichuleyiwai,laochenjiajiuzhenjuehoule!

tafeidebeicunlirenchuoduanjilianggubuke!

cishi,chenzhanganquemimihuhuganjuezijipiaoleqilai,yilvshuobuqingshenmeyansedeguangmangzuanjinletadeshenti,suijinaohaizhongbianduochuyiduixiqiguguaidedongxi。

“wuweishennong,chuancibencao,yangmingyingtian,bulaoyannian……”

zheiguxinxijiweipangda,chengdechenzhangantoutongyulie,dunshiliangyanyihei,hunleguoqu。

“ergou,nixingxinga!ergou,nibiehewo!”**chilidijiuqichenzhanganhou,diezuozaiheanshang,gubudeshitoudeshenzijifubixian,lianmangquqiahouzherenzhong,yonglijiyatadexiongkou。

kechenzhanganquemeiyouyidianfanying。

“ergou,saozizhishengniyigeqinrenle,nikuaixinglaiba!wuwu,doushisaozidecuo,bugaishengniqi,yihounixiangkan,wo……wojinikanjiushile……zhiyaonibuxianqiwoshigesangmenxing……”**qiaolianqiwan,xuanranleixia。

**mingjiaoshenman,sannianqianjiaruchenjia,zhikexichenzhangandegegemeifuqi,jiehundangtianjiuchulehenghuo,gongpoyoudouqudezao,nianqingshouguadeshenmanzhinenghexiaoshuzixiangyiweiming。

kanzhehuailiyidongbudongdexiaoshuzi,qingjizhixia,tayegubudeneimeduole,hongzhelianbachenzhangandezuibabaikai,fushenditou,yizhangyingtaoxiaozuitieleshangqu,shijingwangtazuilichuiqi……

zheishi,chenzhangandeyishili,quezhengzuozheyigewubizhenshidemeng,menglitachengweileyuanshishizudeyiyuan,suizheshoulingbashansheshui,changbianbaicao,wanlixiuxing!

zhidaozuichunshangchuanlaiyigurouruanshirundeganjue,yishicaizhujianhuifuguolai。

“zheiganjue,haoqiguai……”

zhengdangshenmanzaiduyuchenzhangansichunxiangtieshi,houzhequeturanzhengkaileyan,yanqianzheiyimuchadianrangtapenchubixue,meidemaopaodeshenmanzhengfuzaizijishenshangmanghuzhe,wangtazuilituzherulandeqixi。

youyugangxiaguoshui,shenmandeyifuquanshitoule,jinjintiezaijifushang,neienaduozidelunkuojianzhimisigeren,rangrenxiangrufeifei……

zheizhong**,duiganggangchengnianxueqifanggangdechenzhanganlaishuo,jianzhiyaoleming!

xinlibujinananqidaizhe,jixu,buyaoting……

“咦?”

keshenmanhenkuaibianfaxianleyichang,xiaoshuzizenmeyilianxiangshoudemoyang?nandaozheichouxiaoziguyizhuanghun?

xiangdaozhei,**qiaoliantonghong,henhenningleyibachenzhangandeerduo:“ergou,nijiwoqilai!”

“teng,teng!saoziraoming!”chenzhanganjianbeishipo,zhihaoshanshandipaleqilai。

doushuozhangsaorumu,shenmansuiranzhibichenzhangandajisui,danyinweizheijinianxiangyiweiming,duichenzhanganyouzhongmuaibandetengaiheyange,kandaochenzhanganxuehuaile,tashiyoujiyounao。

“chouxiaozi,liannidouqifuwo!wuwu,nirangwozenmehuoya?”

shuozheshuozhe,shenmanrenbuzhuchuoqiqilai。

pingshiyinweitashigeguafu,youzhangdepiaoliangshuiling,meishaobeicunlideguanggundiaoxi,xianzailianxiaoshuziyeduitadonglewaixinsi,shenmanxintouzhenshiyiwangeweiqu。

“ai,saozi,nibiekua!”

chenzhangandunshihuangleshoujiao,keshenmannalikenting,yuexiangyueshangxin,yanleipusuerxia。

咕咕!

shenmandekushengjingqihebianjizhidayeji,pulengzhechibangsisanfeitao。

chenzhanganxintouyidong,xiangqizijizai“mengjing”lixuedaodeneixieshenqinengli,buzhinengbunengbazheiyejidaxialai?

ruguonengrangshenmanjingxiyixia,tajiumeikongjiujiezijizhantabianyileba。

“saozi,nibiekule,kanwojinidazhiye**。”

chenzhangangangshuowan,hounaoshaojiuhenhenaileyixia,shenmanhongzheliancuileyikou:“xiashuoshenmeni!”

“wo,woshuodayejia!zenmele?”

chenzhanganweiqudijieshizhe,weilezhengmingzijisuoyan,suishouzhuaqiyibasuishixiangneizhizuidadeyejishequ。

噗嗤!

neiheseyejidiaoluozaidi,zhenggejitoudoubeidadexibalan,chouchujixiahouzaibudongle。

靠!居然真的可以!

chenzhanganzijidoubuganxiangxin,shashihouwoliqibianzheimedale?

nandaoneigemengshizhende?wozhendeyongyouleneixieshenqidenengli?

“ergou……nizheishi,xiamaozhuangshangsihaoziba?”kandaoxiaoshuzijingranyongsuishidaxiayizhiyeji,shenmanzhongyubeizhuanyilezhuyili,yilianhuyi。

“saozi,budainizheimeqiaobuqirendea。”

chenzhanganbufuqidihenghengleliangsheng,danqishixinliyemeidi,gancuigujizhongshi,xiangzaidaxiayizhishishi,nazhizheiqunchushengyoulefangbei,zaojiufeiyuanle,zheihuishechuqudesuishiquanluolekong。

shenmanrenjunbujin:“wojiushuoba,kannigechouxiaozihaidesebu。”

ranerchenzhanganquemeikongdouzuile,yinweitaqingxidiganshoudao,zijideliqidequebiandale,erqiedadechuqi!

neixiesuishisuiranmeishezhongyeji,danquanqianjinlepangbiandeshuganli!

wodetian,geshuiyijuejiuchenglechaoren?pabushibeishenmelaoyaoguaifutileba?

chenzhanganzhenjingmoming,zheishitaiguofeiyisuosi,taxuyaohaohaoliyilitouxu。

buxiangrangshenmandanxindetaxianglexiangdao:“saozi,nixianbazheizhiyejinahuiquaotangba,woquzanjiadilikankan,dilidecaohaimeichuni。”

“sha?”shenmanhaiyiweizijitingcuole,tazheigexiaoshuziyizhishige“wenruoxiucai”,chuledushushadoubuhui,zuiduobangzhezuozuojiawu,biedegenbenzhiwangbushang。

dangchuchenzhangandiyicixiadigannonghuo,jiuzhongshuhunleguoqu,shenmannaganhairangtaqu:“ergou,yaobuhaishinihuiquaotangba,woqudilimanghuojiuxingle。”

chenzhanganquejingzhibayejidijishenman,xiaodao:“fangxin,gangcainijiworengonghuxizhihou,woganjuehunshenchongmanleliliang,chudianzacaoxiaoyisi!zaishuole,woyigedananrenbuxuezhegannonghuo,zongbunengrangsaoziyangwoyibeiziba?”

zheihuashenmanzenmetingdoujuedeguaiguaide,buguoyouhaoxiangyoujifendaoli,zheigezhiliposuidejiakaotayigenvrendequechengbuxiaqu。

gengbieshuodangchuweilequta,chenzhangandegegehaijieleshijiwanzuocaili,zheiqianhaibuzhidaozenmehaini!

“ergou,nizhongyuzhangdale,”shenmanxinweidilvlelveqianfasi,roushengdao,“neiwojiuhuiquaojitangle,buguonixiaoxindian,bietaimianqiang,shizaibuxingjiudengwolai。”

“zhidaole,saozi。”chenzhanganmankoudaying。

shenmanniuzhexianxideyaozhizoule,chenzhanganrenbuzhutoumiaolejiyan,xinxiangsaozizhenshitianshenglizhi,chuandezaichayeyangaibuleneigumirendefengqing,nanguaishimingshuicungongrendecunhua。

ai,zijizenmebuzaojinianconglaomaduzilizuanchulaini?

buranheshenmanjiehundejiushizijile……