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回家路上。
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“嘿嘿,知道了。”
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“a?mei,meiyou,jiushiyoudiantouyun。”
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“哦!”
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“咕噜……”
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“哎!”
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“咳咳!”
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chenzhanganganxiaobaishou:“bugan,bugan。”
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zheibiangangfuwanzujin,chenzhanganjiutingdaobuyuanchuchuanlaiyishengjiaojidehuhan。
“你们想干什么?”
buhao!shisaozideshengyin!
出事了?
chenzhanganxinligedengyixia,batuijiuwangjialipao。
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