第6章 麻烦上门,突发状况!(2688字)

“xiaohuozi,nizheixieyejidangzhendoushishanhuo?”

“zhiyaoliangbaikuaiyizhi?”

“jiwolailiangzhichangchangxian……”

yuanliannvrenzouhou,yiqunrendunshifengyongshanglai。

zaichenglihennanmaidaozhenzhengdeshanhuoyewei,zaishuoliangbaiyizhiyebusuantaigui,putongdesanyangtujidouyaobailaikuaini,yingyangjiazhihaichayuanle。

“hao,hao,yigegelai。”

henkuai,wushizhiyejijiumaichuleyidaban。

chenzhanganyibianshoumangjiaoluandishouzheqian,yibianganxielaoyezidao:“zheiweilaodaye,duokuininzhangyizhiyan,yaobuwozheiyejikejiumaibuchuqule。”

“hehe,jushouzhilaobale。”

dayexiaozhebaibaishoudao:“laotouziwonianqingdeshihou,zaibuduilikemeishaodayewei,shizhenshijiakanyiyanjiuzhidaole,shuoqilaiwohaizhenjiuhaozheimeyikou,shengxiadezheixieyejia,wodouyaolou!”

“sha?dayeniquanyaole?neiwomenzenmeban?”

“shia,anhaixiangmaijizhijiwabubuni!”

zhouweihaimeimaidaoderen,dunshibuleyile。

shenmanbeizheixierendegoumaireqingheleyitiao,yikaishitahaidanxinmaibuchuquni,meixiangdaojuranhuibeifengqiang。

buguotayebushitanxinderen,fanerzhientubaodiduilaoyezidao:“daye,shengxiadezheiershizhiyejimaijininkeyizaibianyidian,ninkanyibaibazenmeyang?”

“yo,xiaohuozi,nizheixiaoxifuhaitingdongshi!”laodayexiaodao,“buguozheihaoyima,laotouziwojiuxinlingle,woyebuchazheidianqian,jiumeizhiliangbaiba,nimenxiaoliangkouyetingburongyide。”

大爷您可真行!

chenzhanganyaranshixiao,ananjilaoyezidianlegezan。

“大爷,我……”

shenmanqiaolianxiuhong,gangxiangjieshi,yigedabanshimaodenvrenquezouleguolai,ganjingliluodao:“zheixieyejiliangbaiyizhiyetaibianyile,wochusanbai,doumaijiwoba!”

de,zheiyoulaigecaidaqicude!

dahuozhuantoukanqu,douyouxieyumen,youqishilaoyezi,liansehenbuhaokan。

zheinvrenyuemoershiliuqi,zhangdehenpiaoliang,liumeixingmu,yingqishizu,shencaigaotiaoermiaotiao,youqineishuangbizhidedazhangtui,muceyichaoguoyimi,jianzhinengpimeichaomo,pianpiantajiaoxiahaidengzheshuangyuchungaogen,gengxiandeqizhichuzhong,wanruhelijiqun。

zeze,zheituiyetaiyourenleba!zheiweijiejiepabushigelusijing?

chenzhanganrenbuzhuduodalianglejiyan,jiantachuanzheliluodetidenvshixizhuang,shoushanghailinzhegemingpaibaobao,yikanjiushizhichangnvqiangren。

zheiyangdenvren,zenmehuichuxianzainongmaoshichangni?

zheizhongdifangbuyinggaidoushilaodayelaotaitaimendedipanme?

chenzhanganxinzhongdeyihuohenkuaiyouledaan,nvrenyuqihaoshuangdao:“xiaoshuaige,nizheiyejidoumaijiwozenmeyang?sanbaikuaiyizhi,erqiewomenkeyizhangqihezuo,wodecantingzhengzhunbeituichushanzhenyeweizhuanticandan。”

yizhiduoyibaikuai,ershizhijiupingkongduozhuanleliangqiankuai!

chenzhanganqueshiyoudianxindong,danxianglexiang,haishiqianyiyaotou:“piaoliangjiejie,shizaibuhaoyisia,zheixieyejiwoyijingdayingmaijizheiweilaoyezile,erqietabangguowomen,womenbunengjianliwangyi,ninxiangyaodehua,zhiyoudengmingtianle。”

chenzhanganbingbushizuanjinqianyanlideren,hekuangyouleshennongchuancheng,haipayihouzhuanbudaoqianma?

yuzheidianyingtouxiaolixiangbi,zuorendeyuanzexianrangengzhongyao。

laoyeziwenyansonglekouqi,chaochenzhanganzanxudidianlediantou:“xinga,xiaohuozi,renbucuo!”

qitarenyefenfenfuhedishuqidamuzhi,zheiniantouxiangzheiyangshouxindenianqingrenkebuduole。

zhangtuimeinvyarandikanlechenzhanganyiyan,qingxiaodao:“haoba,jiranzheiyang,woyejiubuweinannile,buguoxiaoshuaigenizheimezuoshengyi,kezhuanbudaodaqianyo。”

chenzhanganhunbuzaiyi:“meishi,qiankeyishaozhuan,xianbarenzuohaole,cainengbamaimaizuoda。”

“hehe,meixiangdaoniyigexiaopihai,dadaolihaiyitaoyitaode,”zhangtuimeinvbuyiweiyidixiaolexiao,“xing,wobugennizhengbian,buguowoxiangxin,womenhuiyoujihuihezuode。”

shuowan,tachongchenzhanganzhalezhayan,maizhemirendedazhangtui,shangleyiliangluhuyueyeche,juechenerqu。

guaiguai,zheiyanjinghuifangdiana!

chenzhanganhunshenyiduosuo,mofeizheijiushichuanshuozhongdenvwangyouhuo?

“kankankan,haikan,renjiadouzoule!”shenmanmeihaoqidiqialexiachenzhangandeyaojianruanrou,tayebuzhidaozijishiweisha,fanzhengjiushihenbushuang。

“aiai,teng!wozhishikanche,kanche……”chenzhanganshanxiaozhe,yibianqiuraoyibianbanjiubing,“daye,xianzaizheixieyejidouguininle,xuyaowomenjininsongshangmenquma?”

“neizaihaobuguole,zhenghaowoshenshangmeidaineimeduoqian,daojiazhihoujiujini,”laoyezixiaozhedaqudao,“xianzaiwangshangdoujiangshenmebaoyoubaoyoude,nimenzheisonghuoshangmenbuyongjiayunfeiba?”

“nanenga,dangranbushou。”shenmanlianmangbaishou,chenzhanganzongsuantaochu“mozhua”。

zhouweirenjianzhuangzhihaodao:“xiaogeer,xiacinizaidadaoyewei,yidingyaodaozheigeshichanglaimai,womendengzhea。”

“好的,好的。”

jiuzaichenzhanganbayejizhongxinzhuangshangche,zhunbeijilaoyezisongshangmenshi,turanjigeshenchuanhuilanzhifudejieguanrenyuanchongleguolai。

“wei,wei,ganshani?buxudong,zheixieweifaxiaoshoushangpindoubeimeishoule!”

jigenianqinglizhuangdejieguanlanzhuchenzhanganburangzou,buyuanchu,xianqianwumiechenzhangandeneigeyuanliannvren,zhengyilianlengxiaodikanxiangzheibian。

chenzhanganzhoumeidao:“womenzulelinshitanwei,erqiezheixieyejiyijingmaijizheiweidayele,xianzaijiuzou。”

lingtoudepangziyuqihenbukeqi:“tingbudongma?nimenzheishiweifazhandaobaitan,raoluanshichang,yingxiangshirong!niyaobufudehua,jiushifangaizhifa,womenkeyibanizhuaqilai!”

yuanliannvrenxiaodexingzailehuo,laoyezikanbuxiaqule,nudao:“nimenzheixierenhaishibushirenmingongpu?shouliyoudianquanlijiujirendangqiangshi?zheixieyejixianzaishiwodele,wokannimensheiganmeishou!”

shuozhe,laoyezituizhesanlunchejiuyaozou,lingtoudepangzijieguandengyandao:“nalaidezaolaotouzi,ganfangaiwomenzhifa?xinbuxinlianniyiqizhuajinqu!”

“zhifa?nimenzijidouweifalehaizenmezhifa!”

laoyeziqilele:“xing!niganjinbawozhuazou,zhenghaowoquwenwenwodanver,tazheixianchengshizenmedangde,zenmedaidebing!”

yuanbenyilaoyezideyuelihanyang,qingyibuhuinashenfenshuoshi,yanxiashizaishinaole,zheicaiyishishuolouzui。

kezheijigejieguanwenyan,queshipengfudaxiao,xianchengkeshixianfudesanbashou,zhenggeqingjiangxianzuiyouquanshidesanweidalaozhiyi,zaiwangshangjiushierbashouxianlinghezuotoubajiaoyidezhixianshuji。

neidengdarenwudelaodiehuiqinzilaicaishichangmaicai?hunongsansuixiaohaiba!

lingtoudepangzichaonongdao:“ha,ninvershixiancheng?woerzihaishiweilaidemiguozongtongni,hahaha!”

jiezhe,jirenbuyoufenshuodijiutuikailaoyezi,yibajiangsanluncheqiangleguolai,xinxiangjintiandanweiyounengjiacanle。

“哎哟……”

laoyezibenjiushanglenianji,yigebuwenbianbeituidaozaidi,jiashangjinugongxin,xueqishangyong,dunshijiuqibulaile,hunshenhaizhidabaizi。

kanyangzi,youdianxiangshizhongfenghuonaoyixuezhileidejixingzhengzhuang。

“qie,niupichuibuxiaqulejiuzhuangsi?wogaosuni,laodongxi,zheizhaowomenjianduole,meiyong!”jigejieguanbuxieditulekoutuomo,lazhetamendezhanlipinxiaozhangdiyangzhangerqu。

“nimenzheiqunwangbadan!”

chenzhanganjianzhuanghuomaosanzhang,yuanbentashizhunbeibaozouzheixie“tufei”yidun,bayejiqianghuilaide,danshikandaolaoyezideqingkuangbudaduijing,zhidexianjianghouzhefuqilai。

cishilaoyezilianseshabai,koujiaowaixie,yijingxianrubanhunmizhuangtai!

“haikanzhegansha?kuaidajijiudianhuaa!”chenzhanganjiaojihandao。

“ai,kanzheiyangzipashidengbudaojiuhuchelou。”

“shia,xiaohuozi,woquannihaishibiefule,wanyirenjiashuzhaoshangni,nikepeibuqiyo。”

renqunfenfentuikailejibu,haiyouren‘haoyan’xiangquan。

chenzhanganmeidalitamen,jishengwendao:“zheifujinzuijindeyiyuanzaina?”

“linjiangyiyuanjiuzaiduimianjiewei,zheishizanmenqingjiangzuihaodesirenyiyuanle……”

youhaoxinrenzhileyixiafangxiang,chenzhanganlimabeishanglaoyezi,chaoyiyuankuangben,shenmanyejinsuiqihou。

zhiyuneixiebeiqiangzoudeyeji,renmingdaguotian,chenzhanganyishijianyegubushangle!