“xiaohuozi,nizheixieyejidangzhendoushishanhuo?”
“zhiyaoliangbaikuaiyizhi?”
“jiwolailiangzhichangchangxian……”
yuanliannvrenzouhou,yiqunrendunshifengyongshanglai。
zaichenglihennanmaidaozhenzhengdeshanhuoyewei,zaishuoliangbaiyizhiyebusuantaigui,putongdesanyangtujidouyaobailaikuaini,yingyangjiazhihaichayuanle。
“hao,hao,yigegelai。”
henkuai,wushizhiyejijiumaichuleyidaban。
chenzhanganyibianshoumangjiaoluandishouzheqian,yibianganxielaoyezidao:“zheiweilaodaye,duokuininzhangyizhiyan,yaobuwozheiyejikejiumaibuchuqule。”
“hehe,jushouzhilaobale。”
dayexiaozhebaibaishoudao:“laotouziwonianqingdeshihou,zaibuduilikemeishaodayewei,shizhenshijiakanyiyanjiuzhidaole,shuoqilaiwohaizhenjiuhaozheimeyikou,shengxiadezheixieyejia,wodouyaolou!”
“sha?dayeniquanyaole?neiwomenzenmeban?”
“shia,anhaixiangmaijizhijiwabubuni!”
zhouweihaimeimaidaoderen,dunshibuleyile。
shenmanbeizheixierendegoumaireqingheleyitiao,yikaishitahaidanxinmaibuchuquni,meixiangdaojuranhuibeifengqiang。
buguotayebushitanxinderen,fanerzhientubaodiduilaoyezidao:“daye,shengxiadezheiershizhiyejimaijininkeyizaibianyidian,ninkanyibaibazenmeyang?”
“yo,xiaohuozi,nizheixiaoxifuhaitingdongshi!”laodayexiaodao,“buguozheihaoyima,laotouziwojiuxinlingle,woyebuchazheidianqian,jiumeizhiliangbaiba,nimenxiaoliangkouyetingburongyide。”
大爷您可真行!
chenzhanganyaranshixiao,ananjilaoyezidianlegezan。
“大爷,我……”
shenmanqiaolianxiuhong,gangxiangjieshi,yigedabanshimaodenvrenquezouleguolai,ganjingliluodao:“zheixieyejiliangbaiyizhiyetaibianyile,wochusanbai,doumaijiwoba!”
de,zheiyoulaigecaidaqicude!
dahuozhuantoukanqu,douyouxieyumen,youqishilaoyezi,liansehenbuhaokan。
zheinvrenyuemoershiliuqi,zhangdehenpiaoliang,liumeixingmu,yingqishizu,shencaigaotiaoermiaotiao,youqineishuangbizhidedazhangtui,muceyichaoguoyimi,jianzhinengpimeichaomo,pianpiantajiaoxiahaidengzheshuangyuchungaogen,gengxiandeqizhichuzhong,wanruhelijiqun。
zeze,zheituiyetaiyourenleba!zheiweijiejiepabushigelusijing?
chenzhanganrenbuzhuduodalianglejiyan,jiantachuanzheliluodetidenvshixizhuang,shoushanghailinzhegemingpaibaobao,yikanjiushizhichangnvqiangren。
zheiyangdenvren,zenmehuichuxianzainongmaoshichangni?
zheizhongdifangbuyinggaidoushilaodayelaotaitaimendedipanme?
chenzhanganxinzhongdeyihuohenkuaiyouledaan,nvrenyuqihaoshuangdao:“xiaoshuaige,nizheiyejidoumaijiwozenmeyang?sanbaikuaiyizhi,erqiewomenkeyizhangqihezuo,wodecantingzhengzhunbeituichushanzhenyeweizhuanticandan。”
yizhiduoyibaikuai,ershizhijiupingkongduozhuanleliangqiankuai!
chenzhanganqueshiyoudianxindong,danxianglexiang,haishiqianyiyaotou:“piaoliangjiejie,shizaibuhaoyisia,zheixieyejiwoyijingdayingmaijizheiweilaoyezile,erqietabangguowomen,womenbunengjianliwangyi,ninxiangyaodehua,zhiyoudengmingtianle。”
chenzhanganbingbushizuanjinqianyanlideren,hekuangyouleshennongchuancheng,haipayihouzhuanbudaoqianma?
yuzheidianyingtouxiaolixiangbi,zuorendeyuanzexianrangengzhongyao。
laoyeziwenyansonglekouqi,chaochenzhanganzanxudidianlediantou:“xinga,xiaohuozi,renbucuo!”
qitarenyefenfenfuhedishuqidamuzhi,zheiniantouxiangzheiyangshouxindenianqingrenkebuduole。
zhangtuimeinvyarandikanlechenzhanganyiyan,qingxiaodao:“haoba,jiranzheiyang,woyejiubuweinannile,buguoxiaoshuaigenizheimezuoshengyi,kezhuanbudaodaqianyo。”
chenzhanganhunbuzaiyi:“meishi,qiankeyishaozhuan,xianbarenzuohaole,cainengbamaimaizuoda。”
“hehe,meixiangdaoniyigexiaopihai,dadaolihaiyitaoyitaode,”zhangtuimeinvbuyiweiyidixiaolexiao,“xing,wobugennizhengbian,buguowoxiangxin,womenhuiyoujihuihezuode。”
shuowan,tachongchenzhanganzhalezhayan,maizhemirendedazhangtui,shangleyiliangluhuyueyeche,juechenerqu。
guaiguai,zheiyanjinghuifangdiana!
chenzhanganhunshenyiduosuo,mofeizheijiushichuanshuozhongdenvwangyouhuo?
“kankankan,haikan,renjiadouzoule!”shenmanmeihaoqidiqialexiachenzhangandeyaojianruanrou,tayebuzhidaozijishiweisha,fanzhengjiushihenbushuang。
“aiai,teng!wozhishikanche,kanche……”chenzhanganshanxiaozhe,yibianqiuraoyibianbanjiubing,“daye,xianzaizheixieyejidouguininle,xuyaowomenjininsongshangmenquma?”
“neizaihaobuguole,zhenghaowoshenshangmeidaineimeduoqian,daojiazhihoujiujini,”laoyezixiaozhedaqudao,“xianzaiwangshangdoujiangshenmebaoyoubaoyoude,nimenzheisonghuoshangmenbuyongjiayunfeiba?”
“nanenga,dangranbushou。”shenmanlianmangbaishou,chenzhanganzongsuantaochu“mozhua”。
zhouweirenjianzhuangzhihaodao:“xiaogeer,xiacinizaidadaoyewei,yidingyaodaozheigeshichanglaimai,womendengzhea。”
“好的,好的。”
jiuzaichenzhanganbayejizhongxinzhuangshangche,zhunbeijilaoyezisongshangmenshi,turanjigeshenchuanhuilanzhifudejieguanrenyuanchongleguolai。
“wei,wei,ganshani?buxudong,zheixieweifaxiaoshoushangpindoubeimeishoule!”
jigenianqinglizhuangdejieguanlanzhuchenzhanganburangzou,buyuanchu,xianqianwumiechenzhangandeneigeyuanliannvren,zhengyilianlengxiaodikanxiangzheibian。
chenzhanganzhoumeidao:“womenzulelinshitanwei,erqiezheixieyejiyijingmaijizheiweidayele,xianzaijiuzou。”
lingtoudepangziyuqihenbukeqi:“tingbudongma?nimenzheishiweifazhandaobaitan,raoluanshichang,yingxiangshirong!niyaobufudehua,jiushifangaizhifa,womenkeyibanizhuaqilai!”
yuanliannvrenxiaodexingzailehuo,laoyezikanbuxiaqule,nudao:“nimenzheixierenhaishibushirenmingongpu?shouliyoudianquanlijiujirendangqiangshi?zheixieyejixianzaishiwodele,wokannimensheiganmeishou!”
shuozhe,laoyezituizhesanlunchejiuyaozou,lingtoudepangzijieguandengyandao:“nalaidezaolaotouzi,ganfangaiwomenzhifa?xinbuxinlianniyiqizhuajinqu!”
“zhifa?nimenzijidouweifalehaizenmezhifa!”
laoyeziqilele:“xing!niganjinbawozhuazou,zhenghaowoquwenwenwodanver,tazheixianchengshizenmedangde,zenmedaidebing!”
yuanbenyilaoyezideyuelihanyang,qingyibuhuinashenfenshuoshi,yanxiashizaishinaole,zheicaiyishishuolouzui。
kezheijigejieguanwenyan,queshipengfudaxiao,xianchengkeshixianfudesanbashou,zhenggeqingjiangxianzuiyouquanshidesanweidalaozhiyi,zaiwangshangjiushierbashouxianlinghezuotoubajiaoyidezhixianshuji。
neidengdarenwudelaodiehuiqinzilaicaishichangmaicai?hunongsansuixiaohaiba!
lingtoudepangzichaonongdao:“ha,ninvershixiancheng?woerzihaishiweilaidemiguozongtongni,hahaha!”
jiezhe,jirenbuyoufenshuodijiutuikailaoyezi,yibajiangsanluncheqiangleguolai,xinxiangjintiandanweiyounengjiacanle。
“哎哟……”
laoyezibenjiushanglenianji,yigebuwenbianbeituidaozaidi,jiashangjinugongxin,xueqishangyong,dunshijiuqibulaile,hunshenhaizhidabaizi。
kanyangzi,youdianxiangshizhongfenghuonaoyixuezhileidejixingzhengzhuang。
“qie,niupichuibuxiaqulejiuzhuangsi?wogaosuni,laodongxi,zheizhaowomenjianduole,meiyong!”jigejieguanbuxieditulekoutuomo,lazhetamendezhanlipinxiaozhangdiyangzhangerqu。
“nimenzheiqunwangbadan!”
chenzhanganjianzhuanghuomaosanzhang,yuanbentashizhunbeibaozouzheixie“tufei”yidun,bayejiqianghuilaide,danshikandaolaoyezideqingkuangbudaduijing,zhidexianjianghouzhefuqilai。
cishilaoyezilianseshabai,koujiaowaixie,yijingxianrubanhunmizhuangtai!
“haikanzhegansha?kuaidajijiudianhuaa!”chenzhanganjiaojihandao。
“ai,kanzheiyangzipashidengbudaojiuhuchelou。”
“shia,xiaohuozi,woquannihaishibiefule,wanyirenjiashuzhaoshangni,nikepeibuqiyo。”
renqunfenfentuikailejibu,haiyouren‘haoyan’xiangquan。
chenzhanganmeidalitamen,jishengwendao:“zheifujinzuijindeyiyuanzaina?”
“linjiangyiyuanjiuzaiduimianjiewei,zheishizanmenqingjiangzuihaodesirenyiyuanle……”
youhaoxinrenzhileyixiafangxiang,chenzhanganlimabeishanglaoyezi,chaoyiyuankuangben,shenmanyejinsuiqihou。
zhiyuneixiebeiqiangzoudeyeji,renmingdaguotian,chenzhanganyishijianyegubushangle!