第1章

sunnvyongdeyumawochun,wofanshoushouhuiyiwanjiachan

“nainai,ninbiejiale,wochibuxia。”

wokanzhecongdeguohuilaidesunnv,xintengdiyoujitajialeyikuaizipaigu。

“duochidian,kannishoude。”

taquezhouzhemei,niutouyongdeyuduitamama,yejiushiwoerxifubaoyuan。

“ma,wozhenshoubulele,zheilaotaitaizenmezheimechun?”

她以为我听不懂。

manzhuodehuanshengxiaoyushunjianninggu。

wohuanhuanfangxiakuaizi,kanzheta,yongyikoubiaozhundebolinkouyindeyu,qingxidishuodao:

“你说谁是蠢货?”

fanzhuoshangdeshuijingdiaodeng,shiwoerzijiangweiweileyingjiesunnvjiangyuehuiguo,teyihuadajiaqianhuande。guangxiansazaihongmuyuanzhuoshang,meiyipancaidouyouguangfaliang,maozhetengtengdereqi。

zheizhuocai,wocongzaoshangwudianzhongjiukaishimanghuo。maicai,zecai,xicai,dunzhujianchao,meiyiketingxie。

jiangyuezaideguoliuxueliangnian,haoburongyihuilaiguoshujia,wozheigedangnainaide,ziranyaobataaichidedoujibeishang。

“yueyue,kuaichangchangzheigetangcupaigu,nixiaoshihouzuiaichide,nainaiteyiduofangletang。”woxiaomimidijiaqiyikuaisezezuiyourendepaigu,zhanweiweidifangjintawanli。

erxiliuminlikekuazhangdixiaodao:“ma,ninzhenshitaitengyueyuele。yueyue,kuaixiexienainai。”

jiangyuejinnianershisui,zhengshihuayiyangdenianji。tachuanzheyishenmingpai,huazhejingzhidezhuang,toufaranchengleshimaodeyamase,kanqilaijiuxianggeyangwawa。

zhishizheiyangwawadelianshang,cikequeguazheyisihaobuyanshidexianqi。

tayongkuaizijianbonongleyixianeikuaipaigu,meitoujinsuo,fangfoneishishenmezangdongxi。

“nainai,wodoushuowochibuxiale,wozaideguoyijingxiguanchishalale,zheizhongyounidedongxi,reliangtaigaole。”tadeyuqidaizheyisibunaifan。

wolianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia,lianmangbakuaizishouhuilai,“ee,shinainaiwangle,nei……neihediantang,zheigewujitang,nainaidunleyixiawu,zuishizibude。”

shuozhe,woyounaqitangshao,zhunbeijitashengtang。

“aiya,nainai!”jiangyuedeshengyindouranbagao,daizhejianruideci,“ninbiejialexingbuxing?wodoushuolebuyaole!”

气氛瞬间尴尬起来。

erzijiangweizhoulezhoumei,danmeishuowo,ershiduijiangyueshilegeyanse:“yueyue,zenmegennainaishuohuani?”

liuminganjindayuanchang,tapailepainverdeshou,lianshangduizhexiao:“yueyuegangxiafeiji,youshicha,renleizheni。ma,ninbiejieyia。”

tayibianshuo,yibianzhuanxiangjiangyue,yongyizhongziyiweiwotingbudongdeyuyan,yadileshengyinfeikuaidishuolejiju。

是德语。

tashuo:“baobei,renyixia,nainaijiushizheiyang,meishenmejianshi,gentashuobutongde。”

jiangyuetingwan,lianshangdefanzaogengzhongle。tayezhuanguotou,duizheliumin,yongtongyangliulidedeyu,haobukeqidibaoyuandao:

“ichhalteesnichtmehraus,mama.warumistdiesealtefrausodumm”