sunnvyongdeyumawochun,wofanshoushouhuiyiwanjiachan
“nainai,ninbiejiale,wochibuxia。”
wokanzhecongdeguohuilaidesunnv,xintengdiyoujitajialeyikuaizipaigu。
“duochidian,kannishoude。”
taquezhouzhemei,niutouyongdeyuduitamama,yejiushiwoerxifubaoyuan。
“ma,wozhenshoubulele,zheilaotaitaizenmezheimechun?”
她以为我听不懂。
manzhuodehuanshengxiaoyushunjianninggu。
wohuanhuanfangxiakuaizi,kanzheta,yongyikoubiaozhundebolinkouyindeyu,qingxidishuodao:
“你说谁是蠢货?”
fanzhuoshangdeshuijingdiaodeng,shiwoerzijiangweiweileyingjiesunnvjiangyuehuiguo,teyihuadajiaqianhuande。guangxiansazaihongmuyuanzhuoshang,meiyipancaidouyouguangfaliang,maozhetengtengdereqi。
zheizhuocai,wocongzaoshangwudianzhongjiukaishimanghuo。maicai,zecai,xicai,dunzhujianchao,meiyiketingxie。
jiangyuezaideguoliuxueliangnian,haoburongyihuilaiguoshujia,wozheigedangnainaide,ziranyaobataaichidedoujibeishang。
“yueyue,kuaichangchangzheigetangcupaigu,nixiaoshihouzuiaichide,nainaiteyiduofangletang。”woxiaomimidijiaqiyikuaisezezuiyourendepaigu,zhanweiweidifangjintawanli。
erxiliuminlikekuazhangdixiaodao:“ma,ninzhenshitaitengyueyuele。yueyue,kuaixiexienainai。”
jiangyuejinnianershisui,zhengshihuayiyangdenianji。tachuanzheyishenmingpai,huazhejingzhidezhuang,toufaranchengleshimaodeyamase,kanqilaijiuxianggeyangwawa。
zhishizheiyangwawadelianshang,cikequeguazheyisihaobuyanshidexianqi。
tayongkuaizijianbonongleyixianeikuaipaigu,meitoujinsuo,fangfoneishishenmezangdongxi。
“nainai,wodoushuowochibuxiale,wozaideguoyijingxiguanchishalale,zheizhongyounidedongxi,reliangtaigaole。”tadeyuqidaizheyisibunaifan。
wolianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia,lianmangbakuaizishouhuilai,“ee,shinainaiwangle,nei……neihediantang,zheigewujitang,nainaidunleyixiawu,zuishizibude。”
shuozhe,woyounaqitangshao,zhunbeijitashengtang。
“aiya,nainai!”jiangyuedeshengyindouranbagao,daizhejianruideci,“ninbiejialexingbuxing?wodoushuolebuyaole!”
气氛瞬间尴尬起来。
erzijiangweizhoulezhoumei,danmeishuowo,ershiduijiangyueshilegeyanse:“yueyue,zenmegennainaishuohuani?”
liuminganjindayuanchang,tapailepainverdeshou,lianshangduizhexiao:“yueyuegangxiafeiji,youshicha,renleizheni。ma,ninbiejieyia。”
tayibianshuo,yibianzhuanxiangjiangyue,yongyizhongziyiweiwotingbudongdeyuyan,yadileshengyinfeikuaidishuolejiju。
是德语。
tashuo:“baobei,renyixia,nainaijiushizheiyang,meishenmejianshi,gentashuobutongde。”
jiangyuetingwan,lianshangdefanzaogengzhongle。tayezhuanguotou,duizheliumin,yongtongyangliulidedeyu,haobukeqidibaoyuandao:
“ichhalteesnichtmehraus,mama.warumistdiesealtefrausodumm”